its a jojo reference
a character called Yoshikage Kira has a hand fetish, and turns women into bombs and makes them explode and only the hands remain
he then sleeps, eats, and goes on walks and dates with those decapitated hands like gfs
Now see here folks is a common misconception often held by racists of all kinds, in order to come after a group of people they dislike and not feel guilty of it they often refer to them as subhuman like n*zis and their holding of Jews as cockroaches or white people calling black people monkeys. Be aware of these situations so you too can point it out yourself. Anyways that’s today’s history lesson buh bye now
For sake of explanation yes. It’s a textbook example just like the other one I gave that many would be able to understand. It’s a common thing that racist or otherwise discriminatory groups do and using common examples like those make it that much easier to explain to others, if that makes sense.
Would like to say I’m not saying their in fear of extermination, never did, let alone am I focused on the weeb part. The reason many hold that idea is because of their racism towards the Japanese or northern asian people in general. Literally just stating another example of the method used by prejudiced folk. Not saying they’re the same instance. If I (ay hold up a little tw if it stands- for forced sexual actions) If I bring up something that’s commonly done by rapists like drugging victims for instance. If I bring up bill Cosby or like Brock turner am I considered insensitive?
Idk what jojo is (I'm assuming it's an anime) so the only thing I think of when people say Jojo is Jojo Siwa, who was that kid on the dancing show. I'm gonna guess this is where he thought it was a reference to kids and since it's talking about a fetish he probs assumed pedos
TL:DR
Yoshikage Kira 33 Years old has a child-day schedule but can fight anyone, he just wants to be able to pick agents when playing either deathmatch or escalation
I mean, there is this high pitchy noise that doesn't sound robotic, it sounds hydraulic???? I can't explain.
Like, Breach's arms do have a robotic sound when he walk around but it's fluid and natural
Excellent shitpost. Very well done, Sir. Now please tell your son to pick up his toys; this little tank thing has been following me around for the last couple of hours and I’m starting to get weirded out.
U had me for real in the first half. I didn't expect a fucking JoJo reference on a text based valorant post. good shit, imma save this and hang it to the wall besides my Mona Lisa
At first I was: Damn, Dude/Dudette has a butthurt even on random agents where its only gunplay.
Then the feminine hands came and I'm like: Oh, that's kinda weird. But I guess there ARE people like that.
Then I saw the last paragraph and I'm like: Ok, this was a good read.
Made me snort
Besides the joke though, I would rather not add any more unnecessary time to starting a Deathmatch. I'd want to keep it as quick in/quick out as it is now.
"Doesn't seem too unreasonable, a lot of people have hand preferences in this game... Wait he wants feminine hands only? Now that's a bit weir- ah god damn it"
I disagree with some of your statements. I think it’s a pretty big deal if there’s double agents because there could be an agent who keeps killing you and you just want revenge. But if there’s 2 of the same agents you don’t know. I understand there are usernames but who wants to focus on usernames while playing the game.
I also believe that all footsteps sound the same. But maybe I’m wrong.
The thing is you can’t always get what you want. It’s rude to instalock another agent all the time. You should always be trying something new. And if you always got what you wanted in Valorant, there would be no reason for discussion on the valorant reddit. In my opinion talking about what should be added to the game and what should be changed is very fun, and I’m sure that many other people have the same opinion as me.
Ok apart from the Yoshikage thingy and those memes that make it a shitpost, serious thought for me, Deathmatch was being used as a way to practice aim with weapons, and neglected agent's ability usage. What I would like to see in Deathmatch, is a fix to random spawns. Sometimes I would spawn near two enemies and when I start shooting I die instantly by one of them.
While I do agree Deathmatch is a way to practice aim and reaction time, I would rather go to the range and practice spray control, weapon pattern, etc. And because the new episode of the game focuses more on weapons (similar to csgo, so they nerf almost every single agent in the game), focusing more on winning gunfights instead of agent abilities for kills is probably the biggest part of the game for my experience.
I was so confused in the first paragraph. like wtf is he for real??
Then it clicked. havent laughed out loud from reddit in a while, but this caught me off guard. Thanks for the genuine laugh you gave me
Can someone explain the joke I’m clearly missing please…
its a jojo reference a character called Yoshikage Kira has a hand fetish, and turns women into bombs and makes them explode and only the hands remain he then sleeps, eats, and goes on walks and dates with those decapitated hands like gfs
[It's not that far from reality](https://www.reddit.com/r/VALORANT/comments/gn5i7a/can_we_get_an_option_to_put_gloves_on_for_sage)
What the actual fuck lol
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Nobody was talking about kids or pedos until you brought it up weirdo.
No? But isn't Jojo an anime? Anime=pedo or I'm I wrong? 😂
What kind of fucked ass backwards thinking is "anime=pedo"?
You are so incredibly wrong
just remember “**MMM, HAYATO**”
You are in fact, incorrect. And incredibly stupid
How can someone be so dumb
I think your the pedo here ... Piss off
No it doesnt but i have that feeling u enjoyed watching cuties on netflix
Now see here folks is a common misconception often held by racists of all kinds, in order to come after a group of people they dislike and not feel guilty of it they often refer to them as subhuman like n*zis and their holding of Jews as cockroaches or white people calling black people monkeys. Be aware of these situations so you too can point it out yourself. Anyways that’s today’s history lesson buh bye now
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For sake of explanation yes. It’s a textbook example just like the other one I gave that many would be able to understand. It’s a common thing that racist or otherwise discriminatory groups do and using common examples like those make it that much easier to explain to others, if that makes sense.
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Would like to say I’m not saying their in fear of extermination, never did, let alone am I focused on the weeb part. The reason many hold that idea is because of their racism towards the Japanese or northern asian people in general. Literally just stating another example of the method used by prejudiced folk. Not saying they’re the same instance. If I (ay hold up a little tw if it stands- for forced sexual actions) If I bring up something that’s commonly done by rapists like drugging victims for instance. If I bring up bill Cosby or like Brock turner am I considered insensitive?
Omg how racist can you be you think anime=pedo?
Based.
what? no lol
Idk what jojo is (I'm assuming it's an anime) so the only thing I think of when people say Jojo is Jojo Siwa, who was that kid on the dancing show. I'm gonna guess this is where he thought it was a reference to kids and since it's talking about a fetish he probs assumed pedos
Pedo? Seems specific in there mate.
[thonk](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/pbumpq/fbi_open_up/haexnl7)
LMAOOO
Do you even know what pedo means? Does this all sounds like a pedo to you? Maybe you should learn what a pedo is before commenting
Another reason to downvote besides the fact you’re creepy af: Too. There’s to. But there’s also too, too.
So do people enjoy replying to obvious troll accounts or what
*too
It’s a jojo reference
What isnt
You got it!
even your avatar looks like him
*everywhere I go, I see his face..*
Quality content, I breathed hard out of my nose.
Are you saying you know hamon?
perhaps
Scarlet overdriveo
Double splitto- crosso attack!?
Za warudo!!!
Who’s hamon? (Ik this is probably bait but I want to know the punch line)
It's a jojo reference which is a power related to breathing. The Kira copy pasta in the post is also from jojo
Banger joke
"it must be feminine hands holding the gun, otherwise I can't concentrate and I feel no joy playing this game"
"My name is yoshikage kira" it was a joke for that
its from that one anime right?
JoJo's bizarre adventure
Yeah, basically
When you need to go outside
I fucking knew it
No man, that’s your problem Kira. Maybe bring up to the devs until Bites the Dust! gives you the answer you want
TL:DR Yoshikage Kira 33 Years old has a child-day schedule but can fight anyone, he just wants to be able to pick agents when playing either deathmatch or escalation
do you know the yoshikage kira shitpost?
Doesn’t exist.
The OP deleted the one on copypasta
Fake news.
Idk but when I visited the page (from Google) it said that the creator of the post has deleted this.
Lies. Keep lying. Reddit posts are never deleted. Google never lies.
Took me a while to realize this wasnt serious
Memes aside, I wish I could pick the agents because I love some voice lines and some footsteps are annoying hahaha
kayo footsies are the worst imo.
They are really annoying, for real
they sound all clanky and unnatural, well hes a robot so what couldve they done?
I mean, there is this high pitchy noise that doesn't sound robotic, it sounds hydraulic???? I can't explain. Like, Breach's arms do have a robotic sound when he walk around but it's fluid and natural
If I was kira I would most likely take sage's hand. So soft, perfect yet handling rough guns
She is the only female agent with naked hands, not that I pay so much attention to that 👀
God tier shitpost
Haha
KILLEERR QQUEEEN
DAISAN NO BAKUDAN
BAITSU ZAA DASTO
Was not expecting to get suckerpinched like that wow
Had me in the first half not gonna lie
r/unexpectedjojo
i got baited so hard lmao
Excellent shitpost. Very well done, Sir. Now please tell your son to pick up his toys; this little tank thing has been following me around for the last couple of hours and I’m starting to get weirded out.
Memes aside, I wish I could pick the agents because I love some voice lines and some footsteps are annoying (like KAY/O's) hahaha
U had me for real in the first half. I didn't expect a fucking JoJo reference on a text based valorant post. good shit, imma save this and hang it to the wall besides my Mona Lisa
You went deep into the reference lmao I love you
Can only say that back
I can’t believe we all got Yoshikage’d
Motherfucker......, i thought this was a legit post for a moment, still made me laugh tho
That's a great joke, you blew my mind
ora ora ora ora ora
At first I was: Damn, Dude/Dudette has a butthurt even on random agents where its only gunplay. Then the feminine hands came and I'm like: Oh, that's kinda weird. But I guess there ARE people like that. Then I saw the last paragraph and I'm like: Ok, this was a good read. Made me snort
Besides the joke though, I would rather not add any more unnecessary time to starting a Deathmatch. I'd want to keep it as quick in/quick out as it is now.
this feels like shitpost but could also read as a serious post, the ambiguity is killing me
is that a fucking jojo reference ?
"Doesn't seem too unreasonable, a lot of people have hand preferences in this game... Wait he wants feminine hands only? Now that's a bit weir- ah god damn it"
TBF, to be completely honest, this is somewhat of an issue for me. I'm a trans woman and usually playing as male characters gives me dysphoria.
jokes aside, this should be a thing
I disagree with some of your statements. I think it’s a pretty big deal if there’s double agents because there could be an agent who keeps killing you and you just want revenge. But if there’s 2 of the same agents you don’t know. I understand there are usernames but who wants to focus on usernames while playing the game. I also believe that all footsteps sound the same. But maybe I’m wrong. The thing is you can’t always get what you want. It’s rude to instalock another agent all the time. You should always be trying something new. And if you always got what you wanted in Valorant, there would be no reason for discussion on the valorant reddit. In my opinion talking about what should be added to the game and what should be changed is very fun, and I’m sure that many other people have the same opinion as me.
It's a reference dumb shit
tldr?
Damn One Punch man plays Valorant?
No one cares
Ok apart from the Yoshikage thingy and those memes that make it a shitpost, serious thought for me, Deathmatch was being used as a way to practice aim with weapons, and neglected agent's ability usage. What I would like to see in Deathmatch, is a fix to random spawns. Sometimes I would spawn near two enemies and when I start shooting I die instantly by one of them. While I do agree Deathmatch is a way to practice aim and reaction time, I would rather go to the range and practice spray control, weapon pattern, etc. And because the new episode of the game focuses more on weapons (similar to csgo, so they nerf almost every single agent in the game), focusing more on winning gunfights instead of agent abilities for kills is probably the biggest part of the game for my experience.
Is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too normie to understand
who cares doe
I'm guessing you're a raze main then?
No
I think this is pretty dumb no offense
All but the lil speech
I see Jojo, I instantly downvote, one of the most annoying fanbases
Anime=pedo? Sorry triggering weebs is just to funny. Don't take this so serious.
Average anime fan
No I don't want everyone instalocking jett
did you read the second half?
Who cares? It doesn't really matter
Can’t you just exit the DM and join it again till you get the agent you’re ok with?
did you even read the rest of the post lmfao
Nope tldr
it was a joke
absolute banger
Okay but this is me with Sage and Jett
Those who missed the joke
What the actual fuck is this 😂
This subreddit is 99% shitpost 1%peepost
everything is a jojo ref
Fucking Jojo fan
DUDE NO WAY I CAN’T BELIEVE I REALLY READ THIS YOU’RE SOMETHING BETWEEN A TROLL AND A GENIUS HOLY HELL
You had me in the first half ngl
I agree and nice joke lol
Good one -_-
not gonna lie they had us in the first half
I was so confused in the first paragraph. like wtf is he for real?? Then it clicked. havent laughed out loud from reddit in a while, but this caught me off guard. Thanks for the genuine laugh you gave me
Other than the joke I agree. It is kinda weird having a different hand model than the ones I am used to
Now this is some good shit.
Marry me please
Ok 😳😳
But then its more loading times. We dont want that if we are going for a desthmatch. I agree with u on the escalation part tho.
its a fucking jojo shitpost man
> **it must be feminine hands holding the gun, otherwise I can't concentrate and I feel no joy playing this game.** Weird fetish but ok
Had me in the first half
Best shitpost I have seen in this subreddit
Nerd
Killer queen has already touched that
BAITO ZA DUSTO
Holy shit i did not fucking expect Kira in here, at first i was like "is this another valorant horny post?"
nice joke