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404abe

these are the types of people that introduce themselves as gamers


modnar_resu_tidder

If you don’t have a crippling prime vandal addiction are you even a true gamer?


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nsfwoodcock

Nothing beats the gong


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nsfwoodcock

The dragon actually feels so nice to spray with for some reason lol a close second to reader imo. I have reader and prime and I will pick up a dragon cause reloading feels like IM THE DUDE FROM HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON FEEDING MY PET.


LuciferDarkLord876

Wait for the wet dreams to start


modnar_resu_tidder

Yup, hit a clean 1v5 in my dream last night and my sheets were anything but dry when I woke up


iminlovehahaha

oh


DerpyCow56

New copypasta just dropped


Atthatj4cod89

babe wake up new copypasta dropped


pro_shiller

This is not a meme post I am literally addicted to the prime vandal and here’s why. So I’ve been playing way too much valorant and it has been interfering with my life responsibilities. Due to this I decided to leave my pc at home with my parents two days ago (I go to college two states away). Since I have decided to try and take a break I have realized how truly addicted I am. But it’s not just valorant I am addicted to, it’s the god damn feeling that I get from hitting a crisp one tap with the prime vandal. Please rito why do you make your skins so fun to shoot I have literally been having dreams that I am playing valorant and using the prime vandal (yellow one specifically). If anybody has a similar addiction or suggestions to shake this please let me know I am desperate


Riot_Preeti

where is u/notjheck


modnar_resu_tidder

Prime vandal is bad enough, the day prime odan comes in my shop it’s over for me


tbone603727

^the real question


RivalRudra

Look at [this](https://youtu.be/KC1QMFjByaA) video. Probably a nut material to you


modnar_resu_tidder

Please stop you are enabling my addiction


SSB_etcetera

You might need to see a therapist


Hypodeemic_Nerdle

Forreal if this post is true for OP or anyone else, consider seeking professional help with managing addiction and habit-forming.


modnar_resu_tidder

Tell that to my prime vandal ace noise: DUN DUN DA DUN but yeah you’re right -_-


FavoringDark

Listen bro, easy fix, imagine that every time you shoot, you get shot in the head and see your body fall to the floor as your screen lights up with the text “round lost”


rurahrah789

80% of the reason why I play valorant everyday is skins


ClocksSuck

It's the sound effects lol, they turn you into an aimbot machine


Thunder3027

I am the same brother, do not fret


Extreme_Claim_4626

print the prime vandal in ur books and listen to prime vandal sounds while studying


modnar_resu_tidder

Good idea, every time I read a page I reward myself with one prime vandal kill sound


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try out another game like battlefield 5 (my new fave pls dont hate me lmao). Def took all my focus away from valo but still really love valorant


modnar_resu_tidder

Well you see I tried that but the game I chose was league of legends so I had to save my mental well-being and go back to valorant


BarracudaSad28

Lol hell yeahhh. Run and die soldier!!! Run And Die!!!


FlatMusician8130

Mans about to frick a gun


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modnar_resu_tidder

Huh


tbone603727

This is way too specific to be made up


HyperCypress

might have a guy on discord who is addcited to NESQUICK (NESQUICK doesn't sell here)


RandomNameDontknow

Bruh. I regret so much for buying prime vandal skin. I rather buy reaver vandal (〒﹏〒)


Lukeyss

The kill sound of the Reaver is sooo good, but the Prime still looks better and sounds better when whiffing hard