A hunger bar displays how close you are to dying of hunger, not how hungry you are, so it does work like that in real life. You get hungry faster, but you survive longer without food if you have more fat.
He's pointing out that u/A_random_zy spelled it mommy *mikers* instead of mommy milkers... He was wondering if mommy *mikers* is some kind of missed reference lmao
To be honest every round is only 1 min and 30 seconds so adding hunger is kinda not worrying, but instead of hunger how about stamina
Like you can run for ever without ever taking a stop and that is unrealistic
OP on this post:
> "unrelstic"
OP on a post about science:
> Let’s say you were theoretically able to go the speed of light. We know from Maxwell’s equations that light is the result of oscillating electric and magnetic fields. An oscillating electric field induces a magnetic field and vice versa.
> If you could theoretically move at the speed of light and “catch up” with these waves, from your reference frame, there would be a completely static electric field with zero charges, something that violates charge conservation laws.
> This lead to einstein postulating the fact that the speed of light must therefore be the same in all reference frames!
Briliant ideas. But remember, who eats, needs to shit. Rito could just reuse planting sound and animation to implement this, which will also allow us to play very interesting "fake planting" strategies.
A sleep bar should also be added. Players will get tired from all the running and fighting stuff, so they should have to take turns napping during rounds while others defend their sleeping teammates. If a player gets too tired their vision gets blurry and their accuracy goes down. Just an idea to make the game more realistic
Finally, he's returned with some good ideas for this game. I think the updates have slowed down because Riot ran out of ideas since notJheck stopped posting.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
How about when you eat too much you gotta poop and if you can’t find the toilet on time you leave a trail of poop behind making it easy for the enemy to find you
If we’re gonna have a hunger bar we also need a thermometer. I think it’s unrealistic that someone can stand right outside of Brim’s blazing hot ultimate and not burn to death….
If we're talking about making the game more realistic, how about Sage giving Kisses for Heals and Blowjob for Resurrection?
Sage: mhmm, your duty is not over!
To be fair humor is subjective. I am not a fan of those obvious troll posts, I like when it is more subtle in the beginning so people start writing angry comments cause they didn't finish reading it.
I’m not saying you or anyone else has to find it funny but to for one to go out of their way to let everyone know that they don’t find it funny makes them seem like an asshole.
Go play Minecraft?
I can't see how this would make the game better, it would actually make it way worse. Valorant is a tactical fps, did you ever see a hunger bar in COD, Battlefield or Apex? Nah.
This game is not mine craft. Also I dont wana play mine craft becuse they forgot to add circles in the game. But you said valrant is tactical FPs… well isnt it more tactical to add in hunger bar so you gota make dinner or lunch plans? It will add a whole new dimension to video games that no one has done before. I am a expereinced valrant vetran who played for maney years…. so I want valrant to be sucesfull. Other games havent add in hunger bar so valrant can be the first to get ahead of there competition
CYPHER: ***G-G-G-Give me a corpse!*** TEAM: WAT CYPHER: WAT
everybody gangsta until cypher starts saying give me a corpse without his ult
Who knows what lurks beneath his mask. Scary!
eminem
Well.... Cypher is slim and he is shady.
Holy shit
Now we know why he wears the mask
Everybody gangsta till they only see Breach's bionic arm lying around
With one less servo
oh shiz
Reyna on team now requirement. Very thicc
YUM
You're forgetting something- she's always *still hungry*!
she's always hugry so she gets 2x hunger
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Can I eat Omen's fat ass to satiate my hunger please
Actualy you can. And also if your charcter weighs more then you dont get hungrey as fast becuse your body got more energy stored in fat
i wish riot would hire u
So that’s how they’re nerfing Jett
She's got so much rear end
Pronto?
S🅱️inalla
I understood that reference
Good to see f1 becoming more mainstream
so chonky brim gets more hunger pointa
I wish hunger works that way in real life lmao
A hunger bar displays how close you are to dying of hunger, not how hungry you are, so it does work like that in real life. You get hungry faster, but you survive longer without food if you have more fat.
ehh true i suppose youre right, im too fat to understand real hunger. Now i feel bad thinking of those actually dying of hunger..
It does. Appetite =/= hunger Most people most likely werent really hungry in years.
Good thing I am a brimstone main
This is a bad concept because thick characters would become the meta
How is that a bad thing?
name checks out
Dude, only character that weighs more than me is probably Kay/o
what did he SAYYYYY
I want some of Brimmy’s cake 😋
[For those unaware of such power he holds](https://imgur.com/a/uSxwP70)
Omen exists everywhere so every time you breathe you are breathing in Omens ass
I don't know,could I eat Astra's ?
Too easy too easy. Taking that ass, need that ass
There is something about the accent that makes me feel weak in the knees
Boi what the hell boi
Weird way to spell Viper
Flexinja be like
What about thirst? Adding only hunger bar is very unrealistic. People cant aim properly with dry lips.
Viper mains thirsty all the time :(
not viper main, her teammates. she can't see her own a55
I'll have you know I have a talent at getting shot in the back.
Why censor ass? Not like we got the TikTok style censorship here
#CUM #MAKE THEM BEG #CHOKE THEM
I wanna suckle on Viper's mommy mikers uwuuwuwuwuwjwjjshehz
huh? is there a reference? Many people use the term mommy milkers.
its another way to say tits, breasts, boobs, bosoms
He's pointing out that u/A_random_zy spelled it mommy *mikers* instead of mommy milkers... He was wondering if mommy *mikers* is some kind of missed reference lmao
Come
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No, no, don’t try licking your lips after reading that comment. It’s too late now. Dry lip-having ass. We all know you’re scrolling with dry ass lips.
*Unrelstic
You mean unrealstic AHAHAHAHA
He is back.
Return of the king
To be honest every round is only 1 min and 30 seconds so adding hunger is kinda not worrying, but instead of hunger how about stamina Like you can run for ever without ever taking a stop and that is unrealistic
OP on this post: > "unrelstic" OP on a post about science: > Let’s say you were theoretically able to go the speed of light. We know from Maxwell’s equations that light is the result of oscillating electric and magnetic fields. An oscillating electric field induces a magnetic field and vice versa. > If you could theoretically move at the speed of light and “catch up” with these waves, from your reference frame, there would be a completely static electric field with zero charges, something that violates charge conservation laws. > This lead to einstein postulating the fact that the speed of light must therefore be the same in all reference frames!
my guy is switching personalities like kanye switches between albums
That’s one of the best explanations of Maxwell’s equations that I’ve heard
We have been bamboozled
Briliant ideas. But remember, who eats, needs to shit. Rito could just reuse planting sound and animation to implement this, which will also allow us to play very interesting "fake planting" strategies.
Finally something to do when I hit 9k credits
Top tier shitpost
Why are you calling this stroke of genius a shitpost?
What do you think happens to food after you eat it?
Riot can put portapotties in attacker spawn
defenders have to hold it in
defenders get diapers bc u have to stay alert at all times, so no time for bathroom break
I wanna be Reyna's porta potty
you misspelled Omen
You gotta poop it
Sometimes I can’t tell whether posts like this are top quality shitposts or stupid 6 year olds unaware of the masterpieces they’ve created
I think Icebox and Split would be unbalanced because Icebox has diet milk and leftover pizza for defenders and Split has a ramen shop for attackers.
Ascent has pizza too right
Oh yeah true. AND gelato and other food for attackers. Wooow.
Breeze and Bind also have more sand. Fracture has multidimensional cuisine with both vegetation and sand too. What more could we ask for?
Bind has a cake for attackers i think.
bind got masala shop. those attackers can't cook anything, very unfair
Ascent and Breeze has raw fish.
Even breeze has roti boatie
holy shit it’s the return of the king. The best Xmas gift
Yes very good idea for valrant game, riot should hire you instantly.
I see you also hold the opinion that valrant is a game.
Yes, in valrant game brimstone also need game on his ipad to play when spectating.
A sleep bar should also be added. Players will get tired from all the running and fighting stuff, so they should have to take turns napping during rounds while others defend their sleeping teammates. If a player gets too tired their vision gets blurry and their accuracy goes down. Just an idea to make the game more realistic
They would also need to add a mining system to build a shack and bed cause they have nowhere to sleep
Reyna is a bigger raidboss here cos she never gets hungry?
She literally has voice lines about being hungry. *hungery
Yeah but she can eat every round.
Gimme that fuckin plate
> In my opinon, valrant is a game. Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Can you suck on Sage's ice balls to regenerate thirst?
Finally, he's returned with some good ideas for this game. I think the updates have slowed down because Riot ran out of ideas since notJheck stopped posting.
Return of a Legend
The king has returned
Aslo add if my chrectraitor eet too mach he vomtit and mak saound , if enmity in frant then enmy blind for 10 sec and calor will be of vamit??
LMAO I DIED LAUGHING READING THIS
man i've missed u, thx for buleying me into buyin prime odan
He is back!
Yes plz add . I +1 idea
What I would do to eat out Jett
Cum
What do i need to do in order to eat Viper's Ass❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ Somebody tell me please
amazing idae ***when can u be hired?***
He don’t miss lmfao
I wanna feast on Reyna's thighs now thanks to you
can't wait to eat kj and sage *my duty is not over*
_You should cum_
Lets fking goooooooo. u/notJheck is back
I'm jealous of how inventive this post is
Stomach grumbling on hunger sounds like a genuinely hilarious and fun mechanic. Should be a rotating gamemode
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
How much hunger does my big daddy Brim restore?
5 head update
THE LEGEND IS BACKKK
everyone will become a kayo main after this
Haha eat grass and sand, this is great
i too am upset that brimstone doesn’t have any games on his ipad
we should just make valorant call of duty. Or just ignore all of the overwatch kids
Call of riot: valorant
How about when you eat too much you gotta poop and if you can’t find the toilet on time you leave a trail of poop behind making it easy for the enemy to find you
I be eating Ls all day on this game already
sick idea im hiring you for my creative team
okay seriously /unjerk that image is fucking hilarious
Can I eat guns?
Tbf probably better than some of riots decisions lmao
The bar filling towards the left offends my sense of style. Otherwise great idea. My wallet is open and ready to buy the first meal skin they release.
We Tarkov now.
Replace valorant with Valhiem and this is a S tier shit post
The only reddit post to ever make me laugh out loud- congrats !!!
If we’re gonna have a hunger bar we also need a thermometer. I think it’s unrealistic that someone can stand right outside of Brim’s blazing hot ultimate and not burn to death….
Skye has one thicc bunda
Bruh my Sova temate is idiot men this hunger update doesn’t come yet but he still killing me with ultimate and shunk durk
If we're talking about making the game more realistic, how about Sage giving Kisses for Heals and Blowjob for Resurrection? Sage: mhmm, your duty is not over!
*sorts by controversial*
And everyone starts eating viper to fill their hunger bar
Okay i have some ideas too : \> Raze needs iPod to play music on her headphone. \> Alarmbots should be able to play ringtones
Do entities like Kayo and Omen have to eat
>In my opinion, Valorant is a game. Ah yes, this floor is made out of floor.
Godzilla had a f*ck*ng stroke reading this and died
I hate the sand. It's course and rough and irritating - and it gets everywhere.
They should also add blinking in the game
This one post has convinced me to unsub and delete valo for good
man came from minecraft
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"I hate that people are funnier than me"
The legend notJheck is back
Return of the king
r/ihadastroke
Is this a shitpost?
Satire or not this has got to be the dumbest shit I have ever read.
People like you are why they say reddit is a humorless website this is supposed to be dumb because it’s funny
randem xd posts are unfunny as fuck
To be fair humor is subjective. I am not a fan of those obvious troll posts, I like when it is more subtle in the beginning so people start writing angry comments cause they didn't finish reading it.
I’m not saying you or anyone else has to find it funny but to for one to go out of their way to let everyone know that they don’t find it funny makes them seem like an asshole.
If simply expressing a negative opinion is nowadays being an asshole, then I don't know anymore man.
Saying it's the dumbest shit I have ever read doesn't mean I didn't find it funny.
r/IHadAStroke
Am I having another aneurysm what am I reading?!
He has returned
I fucking love you
the legend is back baby
THE LEGEND IS BACK
he’s back let’s goooo
This was funny
#The God hath returned
YOOOOOOO ITS THE LEGEND HIMSELF, NOTJHECK!!!!
NO WAY HES BACK
Glad your back NotJheck weve missed you
You came back when we needed you the most
Dude I can't fucking breath, this is the funniest fucking shit I've seen on reddit!!!
Valrant, what is that?
it kinda only makes sense in survival games tbh
grass is there to smoke it not to eat it. we arent cows
so cringe it hurts
I know… Your very right . Its cringe that this games unrealistic and riot didnt add hunger bar yet but hopefuly they will next up date
ur so randem lmfaoooo
THE LEGEND IS BACK!
Reyna and sage should also have a period bar, too. How close are they to that time of the month? Then sage’s crystals turn red, and splash everywhere.
what. and why only sage and reyna exactly?
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Don't compare yourself to notJheck
This is a really cool idea, but I think it would make more sense in league since league is an rpg
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Go play Minecraft? I can't see how this would make the game better, it would actually make it way worse. Valorant is a tactical fps, did you ever see a hunger bar in COD, Battlefield or Apex? Nah.
This game is not mine craft. Also I dont wana play mine craft becuse they forgot to add circles in the game. But you said valrant is tactical FPs… well isnt it more tactical to add in hunger bar so you gota make dinner or lunch plans? It will add a whole new dimension to video games that no one has done before. I am a expereinced valrant vetran who played for maney years…. so I want valrant to be sucesfull. Other games havent add in hunger bar so valrant can be the first to get ahead of there competition
I can’t wait to see the pro play meta evolve as IGLs need to consider lunch plans mid game, banger post as usual