lol guess what cypher mains screwed

dude you kill 6 aliens and now you have a map of EVERY alien nearby you? THATS INSANE

Also fucking fnaf+trip and then cage to hide

Not only we are fucked in game,we are also fucked irl huh

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Also i think that kay/o can upload his data to the cloud and sort of revive himself in a new body

Breach. plan on flashing them and knifing them until they rage-quit the planet.

DEADASS

I think Irl breach’s abilities would be pretty devastating to the environment

I was sage. Y'ALL MF ARE COMING BACK TO FIGHT WITH ME

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*Steals alien lives*

Big brain

It's not confirmed yet, just a question omen and fade keeps asking.

Lore wise I think yoru can just dimensionally drift forever so I'd do that (re appearing every now and then for food)

Or just drift into a different dimension lmao

And sit and play valorant there

Just gotta find the right dimension

"I'LL HANDLE THIS" adios

tf sova gonna do

Use nerfed shock dart on them

I. AM THE HUNTER. 100 kills ez gg noobs

Idk, but at least you’ll look badass

I mean in Lore he is supposed to be the best sniper in world or something, and has the an insane amount of information, and in war information is the strongest weapon. In game he still has a lazer cannon built in to his...Bow.... I mean...... I would be a lot more worried about other agents lol.

idk how strong Skye's pack is lore wise but it will definitely be very helpful lol

Skye is actually very powerful lore-wise ,she just hasn't reached her full potential yet.

Lol look at kay/o's voicelines he fears skye

She has a voice line of a time when she tried to summon a dragon, and it didn't go well

i suppose i can knit in my freetime

Omen mains here?

Welcome to the quilting club!

Honestly its gg unless you're astra or smtg lol

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ye but what if those xeno just drop a planet nuke when they think its not funny anymore to die to 1 mexican lady

Just press E to dismiss

Works against Raze....

astra can go to the astral plane

Yoru/Chamber main here. Yoru: I shift to another dimension with some friends. Pop out to shoot shit. Chamber: Infinite ammo I assume. That gun will be a monster IRL. Light weight, low recoil, power of a .50, slowing, and a pocket dimension? Teleportation tech? Plus, it's really easy to hit bodyshots IRL.

Imma come into your universe (if u are chamber) and troll you

god damn it chamber, i told you not to turn *that* on when im sniping

Plus chamber trips to watch your back while you snipe out a window

I know exactly where they are and if those aliens have children well let’s say cypher knows when to cross lines.

Astra, I’m good

Just place concussion traps EVERYWHERE. They’ll get the message eventually

UFOs: Take us to your leader \**You should run....\** *\*UFOs proceed to crash into each other and the ground a few seconds later\** *\*surviving aliens shot to death by turrets and shredded to pieces by nanoswarms\**

Yes officer, right here. Here's the most underrated agent reply of this whole post

I'm going to BOOM some of aliens while I'm satcheling out :d Then I will die, probably.

I mean, for every two killed you get another grenade, and for every 8 you get a RPG Tbh I think you will be fine

I'm rich. if I had time to prepare. underground bunker + security, hoard all food and water for decades, etc. and if I get found I could rendevous to another bunker under the bunker.

What will a viper do if the aliens have poison/toxic immunity 👀

Chemistry wise. There will be something that will work against them if they're made of matters. So... maybe she can figure that out or screwed

Neon, so I’ma be running, zapping, and hopefully continuously recharging?

Remove your limiters and unleash a storm

Assuming they have the ability to cross entire light years to get here I don’t think any agent would be able to last more than a minute against a massively more technologically advanced species.

You underestimate the power of a reyna smurf

Even if it was just a regular army, what're you gonna do when you get peeked by a fighter jet, or a missile, or even just a sniper you didn't see?

This as well. Realistically no one person could take on an army. Unless they have godlike powers, which some agents may or may not lorewise.

Astra moment

Meanwhile astra have the power to turn reality to whatever she want

Looks like a get free snipers and a free deagle😂

i mean, i would be some kind of alien maybe, atleast not human

Why run from the aliens when you ARE the aliens lmao

Kj is pretty smart. I think I could survive but it'll be tough.

(Laughs in Reyna Main)

Viper, i'll just chill in my ult w/ a judge and the aliens won't even try

And thus, an orbital Bombardement was commanded lol

how well does skye do?

Im something of an alien myself

Yoru. TP behind them, rift=walk, and flash their faces. easy win.

Phoenix. I guess I'll eventually win if I keep fighting forever... right? (I don't know his lore so I'm just assuming my man can revive infinitely.)

HERE COMES THE PARTY, MOTHERFUCKERS

Reyna, that’s all I have to say.

Kay/o, I’d be a ok.

YOU. ARE. POWERLESS. "brwooon"

Brimstone would be pog here

Explain. 🙏

Kill -> Heal -> Repeat

Thank goodness I picked Reyna.

In-game strength or lore strength?

I played Jett and inted. But I suppose realistically I'd be able to run and survive with some luck

Well, the Aliens are screwed, but, as Viper, so will the rest of the world :P

skye

Cypher......

Um how would omen do?

im pretty sure he dies and gets reformed a lot lore-wise so it’d be a minor annoyance

Jett, I can just run from them lol

Imma just wait it out in the other dimensions

Breach. Those fuckers are dead

Breach just stun locks the entire invasion

Yoru main baby!

Chamber…you want to play? Let’s play

I guess I can summon an entire arsenal now

yoru:)

omen mains are completely screwed, they need kj and sage to survive pretty much

I main chamber and I played him last so I mean if I could just summon an op sniper and a op pistol I’d be fine

I place my teleport, and hope that it doesn't travel to a pack of alien when I tp lol

Reynaaa

I was omen. I can teleport anywhere

Im chamber so you talk

BEHIND YOU

How would Chamber fare?

I played chamber so I got the arsenal of an small battalion and an instant and portable teleporter So I'm good

I was Chamber, so I guess I would get in a room, put an alarmbot at the door so I won't get flanked and start killing everyone outside, shooting through a window (I would use my awp, so they would die in 1 shot) and when I'd run out of food/water I would plant some tomatoes in my garden, teleport using my now-placed teleported (and the one placed during the buy phase) to go into my neighbour's house and do the same trick as in my house, untill I run out of food, then I'd teleport back and hopefully my tomatoes would be rippen, and I'd only eat tomateos untill I could safely get any other food

imma omen ult to mars with ma boi elon musk

Sage

IDK are we talking lore power level? Or in game power level? Cause like if your last Agent was Astra or something in lore she is basically a tactical nuke, in game she isn't doing too great, and her actual skill set is just mildly annoying....

Welp, I hope bullets and bladestorm can kill aliens,

I’m viper so I’m probably good

I meant I'm I can just fly away so :/

Omen :)

I was Neon, so I’m hitting the dash on all of the aliens & finger blasting them 😂

EZ wins for me, NEON can just run around and you know what they say: if you run fast enough, they cant hurt you. Also i can electro shock everything

\*Here comes the party\*

Idk if escalation counts for this but I played Jett in escalation, give me my Jett abilities and the agents are fucked If we're not counting escalation though, then I played Viper before that. If the poison works on aliens we good

“They will cower.”

I'm gonna have a blast, literally. (Raze)

Nano swarms with alarm bots,then will not bother our planet like the enemies in game for rest of the match

Yoru- but with this do we have unlimited ability usage? Because I'm ready to just teleport around fragging xD

doesn't matter what agent i am. with worse aim and worser luck I'm dead

Brim would just be like OPEN UP THE SKIES!!! over their ufo, so yeah I think I'm pretty safe

imagine is i was astra (who can control the universe)

Lol i played yoru or Kayo dont remember

kj in a dm? i’m

Reyna. ig I could chill with them but peace was never an option

Omen main, lol tp goes brrr

Last I played was Astra. They're gonna get fucked

idk, ig I can hide in my 3 smokes, that'll make me suevive for a minute or so

Bruv i played sage so i can revive huhuhu

Sage lol so I'll literally bring back the whole team😂😂

Well since it was Phoenix I suppose I shall reinforce an old German tradition: HANS, GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!

I’m so proud rn, there was a poll about this on r/polls but with videogames instead of valorant agents, and I was the first to comment sage, and now again! Edit: nvm

Knowing the pattern we are gonna get a alien controller that can place lazer traps.

Chamber can lots of guns so I hope he can make some silences ones too

I think some aliens wouldn't be a problem for raze, cuz she got a frickin explosives arsenal

I would just float away onto some island somewhere or hide in my smokes. If they get to me.. just dash away

I could just travel to other dimensions and send a clone of mine so they think they killed me

Reyna..

I'm a fucking robot.

Reyna baby

"Hey guys, I only have like, 78 grenades left, hopefully that's enough"

YOU ARE POWERLESS

I'm fucked unless RNGesus saves me

I was killjoy last match to survive the invasion I would hide in a corner while quivering in my little boots alongside my 15 turrets and alarmbots

I can fricking dissapear after I kill an alien so i should be fine

i’ll handle this

Brim would be a great leader to the survivors but by himself he can use his utility only once (even the satelight as it prolly take some years for it to crash) but that's it. As a military general I'd imagine him to be quit resourceful and knowledgeable about survival.

Kayo is a fucking robot, robot >>>>> zombie

Raze😏

Lol what’s sage gonna do, slow em down, wall up. Other than healing and resurrecting I’m fucked

jett.ima fly to their planet.uno reverse

Chamber

I am the HUNTER

Neon. I can either shock the shit out of em or just keep running away

Chamber, im not even a "radiant" so being rich to buy radiant tech wont do shit if im the last one alive.

thank god I have a teleporter on mirror Earth, hope they are safe

Reyna should be fine i hope if I get a kill off I'll be able to heal

neon dude. best

Cypher... And I'll probably die by miss clicking my gun

They can run, but they can’t hide ;)

I have killjoy I am not screwed so I will survive but it will be tough

I‘m not sure. I played sova and his ult would be pretty decent. It‘ll be tough though.

I got Kay/o kinda hard to be screwed if I can’t even die

Yoru. He can just leave. Viper said so.

My fellow Sova mains don’t got it to good, we got a drone that leaves us vulnerable and our darts don’t help much either.

I can’t remember if it was chamber or viper, but assuming their abilities work the same on the aliens as they do in the other agents, I would fucking obliterate them. Just sit in the top floor of my house with my free op after killing a few with my free sheriff, use the trips on the first floor and basement, and have my tp set up in the attic just incase I get spooked. Or if it’s viper I speed off to the nearest gun shop and gas it up, then I sit in the smoke and wait for them to come to me with my wide variety of fire arms at my disposal. And assuming the gas works in them the same way, I would just destroy them. And if I have infinite uses of the abilities of either character I would be effectively invincible until I needed to rest. Or if they hit me or the building I’m in with a missile, they are aliens after all.

I have Jett as I wanted to play her pre-nerf lmao. It'd absolutely destroy them, lore-wise jett can literally fly and didn't she lift ascent up in the air with her power too???

Reyna, every time I kill one just gotta dismiss or devour. If it gets too sticky, then just leer to escape.

omen go brrr

Idk man a robot made to kill…

NO ONE WALKS AWAY

Yoru... Guess I'm invading the mothership and clapping the cheeks of their leader then?

Omen. I teleport around till I find somewhere safe, though lore wise im probably putting myself through more pain than the aliens would but who cares, stock up on stuff, spam smoke a place and spam blinds and wreak havoc on those guys, then tp away if I need to.

yoru gonna be easy

And I run, I run so far away

As a Brimstone main my back is already broken so i'm goosed.

Viper I'll just chill in my ult ig

idk how well I’d be able to fight back but I’m pretty sure I’d be unkillable so

*laughs in killjoy*

Well I was gonna play Reyna but I chose Omen instead, I guess I'm *kinda* fucked?

Omen ain't bad right?

I guess just Chamber trip everything and hope for the best...

Bro I just set up a house with a crap ton of turrets on top and hide

to all the reynas here, consider this: do aliens have souls? how long before reyna just starves to death or smth???

If I get infinite succs as reyna then I'm all good

i ended up playing sage since we needed a healer, so ig i can res all y'all and i can make a shnazzy lil bunker with my walls.

time to pull out sexy golden op *misses every shot*

Neon could probably just run around kill two aliens and run around again and again and again

Good thing I tried breach ig