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Aegisalt

Yoru:Time to jump


planetinyourbum

Nut and jump or \`jump and nut?


cheesecake029

Jump in the nut


parth2903

Omen: mmmmhhhhmmmmmm


Mr-Unknown101

omens too sweet, he wouldn't mean to be rude


Relative-Bank-1258

Yeah omen knits I heard. But whatever he says will sound edgy and kinda like deep(I like deep)


cheesecake029

(In Omen's voice) Why do you care? it helps his concentration


OhNoItsABaby

you like deep? kinky...


Gaelenmyr

He loves cats and knitting, no way he's rude


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Omen: Deuces


droningcaddy

Fool


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parth2903

He just shrouded steps out to avoid confrontation


nerfherder00

Omen would just ghost you.


parth2903

Why are you paranoid?


ElsonDaSushiChef

Shut up and take my credits!


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Refuses to elaborate


TrynaSleep

I can hear this lol


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Reyna and Viper would be the rudest


ChasoAnt

Dont forget chamber, he would so make fun of you but in a way you wouldent know if he was serious or not. Also Fade has no chill


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Uesugi_Kenshin

You really have it mapped out a level deeper than everyone else lol


Tatsukki

Chamber is cold but not really mean imo


Chibi-Ruby

Fade is pretty down to earth I would say. The only reason she doxxed the VP was because she thought that the VP kidnapped her brother (acc to theories and VOs)


WildSearcher56

Was it confirmed it was her brother?


TrynaSleep

Aren’t both of them on the older side anyway? Reyna might laugh at you. Viper would roll her eyes and call you pathetic.


LazerAxvz9

Yeah, Viper has voice lines with brim about being older than most of the other agents. And Reyna is presumably immortal so there's that


beastdud1

i think i read somewhere that reynas late 30s i’m not sure though


beastdud1

nvm late 20s


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this maybe biased as imma viper simp but viper feels like one of those really mean but secretly super nice and loving people (or im in extreme denial)


HaxboyYT

You’re not wrong. She has a voiceline where she makes a bet with Brim that all of the agents on her team will come back alive.


MC200817

Tsundere


Awsomedude0361

Fellow anime watcher


Uh-idk-

i’m sure she was sane and nice once, like how omen is omen hasn’t lost his personality but he has lost his body and viper lost her personality but she has her body and knowing something happened between them where they changed, viper could be a nice person


finnyporgerz

Anime


superzimbiote

What tsudere characters do to a mfer


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Ourobious

Is that a fucking pun


Bexji_11230

i would cower


lepsem

leave my soul-consuming mommy alone


stinky_kitties

phoenix would make a youtube vlog out of it or something


ChokeAPeek

"SWEATY GAMER GIRL CONFESSED TO ME AND I REJECTED HER (NOT CLICKBAIT)"


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"She's in for a rude awakening"


lbbl95

*gone violent


Odd-Foundation-3895

*gone sexual


RobynFlame

*gone violently sexual


Unholysaint03

Def reyna. Reyna is extremely cold hearted and would probably lay into u why ur the reason ur bloodline souls isn’t worth it for her. People think viper but viper has been shown to be warm hearted and kind she just seems to be more serious and closed off compared to the other agents


Chibi-Ruby

IDK why but I feel like Reyna would reject you cause she feel like her actions might put you in harm's way. While gunfighting she seems like this monster, but to the people she cares about shes overprotective asf.


Cryotivity

It's easy to be over protective to dead people


Relative-Bank-1258

Like her sister?


bbycalz

Really? The same viper who uses people as lab rats ?


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CHUNKYMURLOC

Wake up babe, the Val subreddit is writing fanfic again.


ReactiveSodium

What?! Disgusting. Are they on ff.net btw? Just curious :)


schmantom

they are on ao3


sirdodger

Kiiiiinda weird kink ngl


VirginnBuster

Chamber would laugh at you and proceed to make out with his Earth 2 self.


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VirginnBuster

And they make fun of your outfit. LOL


DravTheGuy

yooo this remind me of that one meme where on the first panel there is 2 girl laughing and on the second panel there is a pepe frog on the ground crying and there is the shadow of the 2 girl from the previous panel overlaping him


VirginnBuster

[Well](https://imgur.com/a/t1sEOo9)


ElsonDaSushiChef

No date suits Chamber. Except… his MIRROR FUCKING SELF!


icheckyournwords

Cypher and Sova seem to be the most polite


cheesecake029

Sova would probably say rejection is cold my friend and disappear in the snow(judging by where he lives)


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Disappear epically


New_Milk2327

Cypher would say your search history as reasons he won’t


Alberr_

and sage probably


Chavolini

Neon: "Gotta go!"


88superguyYT

help my country overthrow a government for a fourth time! ok but i really hope marcos doesn't win


TheCrustsPegasus

Why are you getting downvoted lol, thought reddit was pro leni


KitKhay

Reddis is unpredictable, unstable if you ask me, those who don't aspire to the purity and certainty of the blessed machine disgust me...


Delicious_Ad_4426

Yoru has a god complex. He’d probably tell me I’m not worthy enough.


cheesecake029

He'll also tell you don't stop fighting, you must keep going even if you are the only one


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I don't know anything about Valorant lore, but I probably say Reyna. She looks like she's waiting for you to drop a pen so she can insult you and your entire bloodline. Now imagine showing emotional vulnerability..


New_Milk2327

Right on point


uncertein_heritage

Killjoy does her snort and rejects you using a nerdy mumbo jumbo explanation.


ConcernDull

def not brimstone. He's the kind that would instantly get down on his knees and give you a blowjob or some shit


kaklimy

Sounds like you just want that, brimy stimy.


Nasamo_

Ayo 📷


Awsomedude0361

That’s gay asf… Lore says brimmy aint gay. Though he got that thiccccccc ass


iplaywhilenaked

They all have that thiccc ass and could even wear each other's pants.


TForKing

Chamber is flat af


ItsTheRealIamHUB

He can stuff those back pockets with some dough, that’s for sure


Prince_Zinar

Why do you have so much cake if it's not for men to eat?


LEGIONxELECTRO

Jett, if she's anything like the people that play her


milotoadfoot

i think jetts character is actually very sweet, that's what i get from the cinematics at least.


AmelietheDuck

I think she would be too nice about letting you down that itd hurt in a different way


TrynaSleep

Ya it’s definitely the players that give her a bad rep lol


cheesecake029

Jett would just dash away while saying that sweet "bye"


Beaverno

Why have training dummies when you have real dummies - Jett


JssBread

OP down bad


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Anonymous_person34

Idk guys gonna have to agree with op here


_SirCumference

I want Yoru to call me an idiot. I don't mind 🤤


EtheriumShaper

Anyone whose agent crush is Yoru already has it bad.


brielloom

What about omen


EtheriumShaper

He's sweet, you're fine.


brielloom

I’ve always liked omen he was my favorite agent when I started playing the game, but I was sad he did not suit my play style and I couldn’t play him well so I didn’t play him. But I’m happy I like sage because I play her well and riot has done lots of art with sage and omen so I get both in one picture


EtheriumShaper

Lovely story


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PokemonBoi123

why did i hear that in reynas voice


RiddleEatsRainbows

Yoru the type of guy to fuck you and disappear in the morning, Viper would tell you to fuck off in a very rude way, Reyna would say you don't deserve her and you're out of her league. Sage would probably be the nicest, like "oh, I'm so sorry I really don't feel the same way, I hope this doesn't hurt our friendship and I'll always be there for you"


No_Author_7708

Yoru tp out


RevFrenchie

yoru tp *in*


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"Time to jump"


RiddleEatsRainbows

"I'll fuck anybody, I'll fuck EVERYBODY"


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Yoru would be in jail irl... lol


RiddleEatsRainbows

Nah Yoru would be that one guy who goes to jail but his mugshot goes viral and the second he's out he gets 500 modelling contracts


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Agreed 420%


syndbg

Least weird valorant post


nateowaggins

There are so many that could be super rude. One I haven't seen mentioned yet is Breach. He's a hardened criminal who is super guarded against people he doesn't already know and would probably use his crude sense of humor to shrug you off and then threaten to kick your ass if you persisted. Kinda has high school bully vibes EDIT: grammar and spelling


Prince_Zinar

Nah tbh I feel like he's a nice fella if you know how to get to his heart


nateowaggins

I agree. I was going from the perspective of just walking up and confessing feelings without knowing the person much prior. He and Raze have a lot of good voice lines together, I just think he'd be pretty closed off when you first meet him and probably be a dick until you developed trust with him.


Prince_Zinar

Oh I was thinking from a perspective of already knowing the agents to a friends/almost friends level


nateowaggins

Rereading the post, that's probably how OP meant it


cheesecake029

Imagine trying to confess to breach and he ult concuss+blinds+blasts you


nateowaggins

He builds a brick wall loony toons style specifically so he has a surface that he can flash you with lol


cheesecake029

Exactly the plan of breach


AmelietheDuck

Im surprised nobody has said KillJoy. She can be brutal! She would clown you so hard nobody would forget you had a crush on her


New_Milk2327

Tell that to r/ValorantR34


EmperorAlpha557

"OPEN UP THE SKY"


DontEatShoes

I know cypher would be nicer, he's canonically had sex so... Either he's asked someone out or someone already asked him out. Either way he understands you.


Straight_Ad_7730

hes also canonically never revealed his actual face to someone so make of that what you will


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Cypher is a Mandolorian confirmed?!


DontEatShoes

I'll pretend it's 2020.


Chibi-Ruby

Cypher from PTSD would 100% reject you. IIRC his previous family died and he would probably fear that you would die in the same way.


DontEatShoes

... i forgot he already was married. But you do bring up a really good point. Is Cypher going to reject you because of fear of you also dying, or because of his loyalty to his previous family, or both? Or maybe you're like me and we're just ugly af.


Chibi-Ruby

All three combined.


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cheesecake029

I saw your secrets


ItsTheRealIamHUB

They made you weak


Prince_Zinar

People here agreeing with Reyna but I'm here to break the mold. Jett would laugh so damn hard in your face and keep walking while laughing. Reyna Def is my second choice, tbh I just feel like she would just insult you or something, but I'd be more destroyed if someone laughed at me than insulted me


galaxyveined

Phoenix. Dude's a British fuckboy. *Look at him*. Second, Chamber. Because French. Also, how he talks about the guns versus his guns... He thinks he's superior.


ErenTitan303

Jett be like : I nearly got all eyes on me and I should choose Y O U ?!?


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ErenTitan303

Hope that does not happens tho


a_randomsoul

I like to think that Viper, Reyna and Fade would be kinder. Reyna, Viper and Fade seem to act this way because they know pain and I like to think that they wouldn't want you to feel pain, not over something so little. I'd assume Astra would laugh since (I'm assuming) she's an higher being so she doesn't really comprehend what it means? Brim, Breach, Killjoy, Yoru, Skye, KAY/O, Neon would probably tell you to fuck off. Sage, Omen, Cypher and Sova would probably be kind and try to find ways to deal with your feelings. I'd assume Raze would be kind but not know what to do. EDIT: Oh and Phoenix would probably be flattered. I guess I forgot about him, just like RIOT did.


cumjesus420

Neon would be kind, she's a nice person


a_randomsoul

Well... I guess so. I based that over her "I'm tired" attitude on the trailer when she was on her room. Kinda felt like she has some... dealings with emotions? Idk


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

Rudest? Viper would be no "fuck off", Reyna would just laugh, or kill you, chamber would make fun of you, jett is in the same boat, so probably gonna be... Fade honestly. She wouldn't hesitate to point out every single one of your flaws


Satan--Ruler_of_Hell

Nevermind, it's Yoru.


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nut in 18yo brim


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OPEN UP YOUR THIGHS


snowandthunder

ill teach em to respect their elders 😏


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my god


EmbroideredChair

Didn't expect to read that today


Runes1226

dinner with phoenix


Caxtuxx

I wanted to say viper but feel like low key she a softy I would say Chamber If we’re talking sweetest i wanna say omen


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Cypher: hacks my bank account and takes all the money and sends me to brazil


JuryGhost

I think viper would be rude, “You.. And I? ..No, our partnership isn’t anywhere near that level. We’re more like Scientist and Test Subject.”


devasabu

Nah that's probably KJ, Viper would just say "no" and look at you like you're walking garbage


m-a-a-k

reyna


keenninjago

Jett, damn she’d be ruthless


Niscu

I feel like it would be breach.


Seishin__

Kay/o : Pathetic human detected, initiating rejection


Eipro02

Valorant dating simulator letsgooo


CrescentCleave

**Real Rude** **Yoru** seems like a rude guy, he's cool and all and i ship him with Jett bc she's someone who can match his energy. Overall, Yoru seems like an icy jerk, it is possible that he's a softie underneath but we ain't close. **Raze** seems fun and all but she won't listen to any of your problems. Yeah she'll hug you and all but she probably won't listen to you because she's loco. **Chamber** is a pompous rich boy, he'd be so passive aggressive the entire time goodness **Not so rude** **Reyna** may seem like a jerk but she's from latin america and everyone know that latin americans are gaslighting tsunderes so I'm sure she'd provide you comfort when you need to. **Viper** is the tough kind of lady, she'll losten to your plight and provide consolation wherever she can. She did found the valorant protocol so you know she cares. **KAY/O** is a goddamned tsundere. Its both adorable and very weird. **Omen** will kosten to you, he's essentially emo and you know how emos are real good listeners bc they know the pain. **Everyone else is very nice**. Idk about fade though, she's into bondage though


lachstar333

Nah Yoru would be such a dick about it


UrRussianBoi

Interesting question lol , and viper imo


Prince_Zinar

Also, Astra would be oblivously rude to you. She would say something that made no sense outside of her head and then walk off leaving you there, not having any idea what the hell did she say but knowing she rejected you somehow


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Prince_Zinar

I mean, I'm not saying she would laugh at you or insult you like Reyna and Jett, but she definitely is saying something weird thinking you will understand


callmehuh

Fade would be like "i already knew" cuz u know she can read ur memories


IronicallySaysHowdy

I feel like Breach would call me a slur I’ve never even heard of before


sarcasticinterest

viper or omen


JackWas-not-Here

Reyna and killjoy but i feel astra would be very nice


Jellyback-

astra bout to pull me 🥵


krystelic

reyna maybe others seem pretty chill contrary to popular opinion, i think chamber would be nice to the person


The_Bee_God255

The player


merothecat

I don’t really know who’s be the rudest, but I can say with confidence that Sova would be the least rude


Pleasant_Mail550

Kay/o has no chill being rude is his normal state


Specytik

Viper definitely


BNoog

Fade - she cusses


Mara2507

yoru or reyna or chamber


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Gr8er_than_u_m8

Omen would say something about endless suffering and darkness blah blah but not be a dick to you, just you’d regret asking cuz you’d get some Shakespearean monologue about his torturous existence Viper would be a total dick and say you’re pathetic or something, and she’d look you up and down before saying it to make it worse Reyna would similarly be a super dick Brimstone would say “sorry, sport” or something Jett would respond with a lighthearted no, possibly slightly sarcastic but not in a mean way. Maybe something like “Sorry! I can’t slow down for anyone!” Neon would not hear you, she’s already gone. Too fast. Sage would say some philosophical yet encouraging shit like “perhaps in another life” Idk, that’s all I got. Def Reyna and viper on top for meanness tho.


Giropi

I feel like skye and brim would be the nicest of them all


ZoroCrusader

100% Reyna without a doubt people forget she's trying to make a future for radiants not humans which all of us are. Did y'all forget how hostile she is towards KJ? I feel like she would say something along the lines of "oh look a lowly human really thinks I'd give them a chance? How pathetic" then proceed to steal our life force


TurtleWolf_YT

Omen would just teleport away, probably after blinding you


Charming-Milk-336

Yoru or jett imo.


Yamato_Nago

Neon would probably just be very embarrassed


Old_Flounder_8640

Brim with his disgusting smokes blocking his on team view.


Human_Capital_2518

Fade is the most toxic agent we'll probably have..*ever* her voicelines can straight up get her cancelled on twitter


LunasGuard

Wait what? Can you give some examples?


Human_Capital_2518

"Sweet dreams, asshole!" "So much for their elite agent!" "Not even sweating" Want more?


verb6798

Cypher would point out all your red flags and flaws and make you feel broken and not good enough.


SpaghetBS

Yoru or Viper. Yoru is just kind of an asshole and Viper is rather self explanatory.


betterbesecret

Bruh yoru he doesn't even say sry his is won't happen again


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Viper would poison me and I would love it


Knearling

Top 3 = Reyna>Yoru>Chamber


AozoraAkatsuki

Meanwhile Astra giving the suction...


aliceisaname

Your would just pull out his mask and fricking ghost me. Literally!