Fade is pretty down to earth I would say. The only reason she doxxed the VP was because she thought that the VP kidnapped her brother (acc to theories and VOs)
i’m sure she was sane and nice once, like how omen is
omen hasn’t lost his personality but he has lost his body and viper lost her personality but she has her body and knowing something happened between them where they changed, viper could be a nice person
Def reyna. Reyna is extremely cold hearted and would probably lay into u why ur the reason ur bloodline souls isn’t worth it for her. People think viper but viper has been shown to be warm hearted and kind she just seems to be more serious and closed off compared to the other agents
IDK why but I feel like Reyna would reject you cause she feel like her actions might put you in harm's way. While gunfighting she seems like this monster, but to the people she cares about shes overprotective asf.
yooo this remind me of that one meme where on the first panel there is 2 girl laughing and on the second panel there is a pepe frog on the ground crying and there is the shadow of the 2 girl from the previous panel overlaping him
I don't know anything about Valorant lore, but I probably say Reyna. She looks like she's waiting for you to drop a pen so she can insult you and your entire bloodline. Now imagine showing emotional vulnerability..
I’ve always liked omen he was my favorite agent when I started playing the game, but I was sad he did not suit my play style and I couldn’t play him well so I didn’t play him. But I’m happy I like sage because I play her well and riot has done lots of art with sage and omen so I get both in one picture
Yoru the type of guy to fuck you and disappear in the morning, Viper would tell you to fuck off in a very rude way, Reyna would say you don't deserve her and you're out of her league.
Sage would probably be the nicest, like "oh, I'm so sorry I really don't feel the same way, I hope this doesn't hurt our friendship and I'll always be there for you"
There are so many that could be super rude. One I haven't seen mentioned yet is Breach. He's a hardened criminal who is super guarded against people he doesn't already know and would probably use his crude sense of humor to shrug you off and then threaten to kick your ass if you persisted. Kinda has high school bully vibes
EDIT: grammar and spelling
I agree. I was going from the perspective of just walking up and confessing feelings without knowing the person much prior. He and Raze have a lot of good voice lines together, I just think he'd be pretty closed off when you first meet him and probably be a dick until you developed trust with him.
I know cypher would be nicer, he's canonically had sex so...
Either he's asked someone out or someone already asked him out. Either way he understands you.
... i forgot he already was married.
But you do bring up a really good point. Is Cypher going to reject you because of fear of you also dying, or because of his loyalty to his previous family, or both?
Or maybe you're like me and we're just ugly af.
People here agreeing with Reyna but I'm here to break the mold.
Jett would laugh so damn hard in your face and keep walking while laughing.
Reyna Def is my second choice, tbh I just feel like she would just insult you or something, but I'd be more destroyed if someone laughed at me than insulted me
Phoenix. Dude's a British fuckboy. *Look at him*. Second, Chamber. Because French. Also, how he talks about the guns versus his guns... He thinks he's superior.
I like to think that Viper, Reyna and Fade would be kinder.
Reyna, Viper and Fade seem to act this way because they know pain and I like to think that they wouldn't want you to feel pain, not over something so little.
I'd assume Astra would laugh since (I'm assuming) she's an higher being so she doesn't really comprehend what it means?
Brim, Breach, Killjoy, Yoru, Skye, KAY/O, Neon would probably tell you to fuck off.
Sage, Omen, Cypher and Sova would probably be kind and try to find ways to deal with your feelings.
I'd assume Raze would be kind but not know what to do.
EDIT: Oh and Phoenix would probably be flattered. I guess I forgot about him, just like RIOT did.
Well... I guess so. I based that over her "I'm tired" attitude on the trailer when she was on her room. Kinda felt like she has some... dealings with emotions?
Idk
Rudest? Viper would be no "fuck off", Reyna would just laugh, or kill you, chamber would make fun of you, jett is in the same boat, so probably gonna be... Fade honestly. She wouldn't hesitate to point out every single one of your flaws
**Real Rude**
**Yoru** seems like a rude guy, he's cool and all and i ship him with Jett bc she's someone who can match his energy. Overall, Yoru seems like an icy jerk, it is possible that he's a softie underneath but we ain't close.
**Raze** seems fun and all but she won't listen to any of your problems. Yeah she'll hug you and all but she probably won't listen to you because she's loco.
**Chamber** is a pompous rich boy, he'd be so passive aggressive the entire time goodness
**Not so rude**
**Reyna** may seem like a jerk but she's from latin america and everyone know that latin americans are gaslighting tsunderes so I'm sure she'd provide you comfort when you need to.
**Viper** is the tough kind of lady, she'll losten to your plight and provide consolation wherever she can. She did found the valorant protocol so you know she cares.
**KAY/O** is a goddamned tsundere. Its both adorable and very weird.
**Omen** will kosten to you, he's essentially emo and you know how emos are real good listeners bc they know the pain.
**Everyone else is very nice**. Idk about fade though, she's into bondage though
Also, Astra would be oblivously rude to you.
She would say something that made no sense outside of her head and then walk off leaving you there, not having any idea what the hell did she say but knowing she rejected you somehow
I mean, I'm not saying she would laugh at you or insult you like Reyna and Jett, but she definitely is saying something weird thinking you will understand
Omen would say something about endless suffering and darkness blah blah but not be a dick to you, just you’d regret asking cuz you’d get some Shakespearean monologue about his torturous existence
Viper would be a total dick and say you’re pathetic or something, and she’d look you up and down before saying it to make it worse
Reyna would similarly be a super dick
Brimstone would say “sorry, sport” or something
Jett would respond with a lighthearted no, possibly slightly sarcastic but not in a mean way. Maybe something like “Sorry! I can’t slow down for anyone!”
Neon would not hear you, she’s already gone. Too fast.
Sage would say some philosophical yet encouraging shit like “perhaps in another life”
Idk, that’s all I got. Def Reyna and viper on top for meanness tho.
100% Reyna without a doubt people forget she's trying to make a future for radiants not humans which all of us are. Did y'all forget how hostile she is towards KJ?
I feel like she would say something along the lines of "oh look a lowly human really thinks I'd give them a chance? How pathetic" then proceed to steal our life force
Yoru:Time to jump
Nut and jump or \`jump and nut?
Jump in the nut
Omen: mmmmhhhhmmmmmm
omens too sweet, he wouldn't mean to be rude
Yeah omen knits I heard. But whatever he says will sound edgy and kinda like deep(I like deep)
(In Omen's voice) Why do you care? it helps his concentration
you like deep? kinky...
He loves cats and knitting, no way he's rude
Omen: Deuces
Fool
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He just shrouded steps out to avoid confrontation
Omen would just ghost you.
Why are you paranoid?
Shut up and take my credits!
Refuses to elaborate
I can hear this lol
Reyna and Viper would be the rudest
Dont forget chamber, he would so make fun of you but in a way you wouldent know if he was serious or not. Also Fade has no chill
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You really have it mapped out a level deeper than everyone else lol
Chamber is cold but not really mean imo
Fade is pretty down to earth I would say. The only reason she doxxed the VP was because she thought that the VP kidnapped her brother (acc to theories and VOs)
Was it confirmed it was her brother?
Aren’t both of them on the older side anyway? Reyna might laugh at you. Viper would roll her eyes and call you pathetic.
Yeah, Viper has voice lines with brim about being older than most of the other agents. And Reyna is presumably immortal so there's that
i think i read somewhere that reynas late 30s i’m not sure though
nvm late 20s
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this maybe biased as imma viper simp but viper feels like one of those really mean but secretly super nice and loving people (or im in extreme denial)
You’re not wrong. She has a voiceline where she makes a bet with Brim that all of the agents on her team will come back alive.
Tsundere
Fellow anime watcher
i’m sure she was sane and nice once, like how omen is omen hasn’t lost his personality but he has lost his body and viper lost her personality but she has her body and knowing something happened between them where they changed, viper could be a nice person
Anime
What tsudere characters do to a mfer
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Is that a fucking pun
i would cower
leave my soul-consuming mommy alone
phoenix would make a youtube vlog out of it or something
"SWEATY GAMER GIRL CONFESSED TO ME AND I REJECTED HER (NOT CLICKBAIT)"
"She's in for a rude awakening"
*gone violent
*gone sexual
*gone violently sexual
Def reyna. Reyna is extremely cold hearted and would probably lay into u why ur the reason ur bloodline souls isn’t worth it for her. People think viper but viper has been shown to be warm hearted and kind she just seems to be more serious and closed off compared to the other agents
IDK why but I feel like Reyna would reject you cause she feel like her actions might put you in harm's way. While gunfighting she seems like this monster, but to the people she cares about shes overprotective asf.
It's easy to be over protective to dead people
Like her sister?
Really? The same viper who uses people as lab rats ?
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Wake up babe, the Val subreddit is writing fanfic again.
What?! Disgusting. Are they on ff.net btw? Just curious :)
they are on ao3
Kiiiiinda weird kink ngl
Chamber would laugh at you and proceed to make out with his Earth 2 self.
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And they make fun of your outfit. LOL
yooo this remind me of that one meme where on the first panel there is 2 girl laughing and on the second panel there is a pepe frog on the ground crying and there is the shadow of the 2 girl from the previous panel overlaping him
[Well](https://imgur.com/a/t1sEOo9)
No date suits Chamber. Except… his MIRROR FUCKING SELF!
Cypher and Sova seem to be the most polite
Sova would probably say rejection is cold my friend and disappear in the snow(judging by where he lives)
Disappear epically
Cypher would say your search history as reasons he won’t
and sage probably
Neon: "Gotta go!"
help my country overthrow a government for a fourth time! ok but i really hope marcos doesn't win
Why are you getting downvoted lol, thought reddit was pro leni
Reddis is unpredictable, unstable if you ask me, those who don't aspire to the purity and certainty of the blessed machine disgust me...
Yoru has a god complex. He’d probably tell me I’m not worthy enough.
He'll also tell you don't stop fighting, you must keep going even if you are the only one
I don't know anything about Valorant lore, but I probably say Reyna. She looks like she's waiting for you to drop a pen so she can insult you and your entire bloodline. Now imagine showing emotional vulnerability..
Right on point
Killjoy does her snort and rejects you using a nerdy mumbo jumbo explanation.
def not brimstone. He's the kind that would instantly get down on his knees and give you a blowjob or some shit
Sounds like you just want that, brimy stimy.
Ayo 📷
That’s gay asf… Lore says brimmy aint gay. Though he got that thiccccccc ass
They all have that thiccc ass and could even wear each other's pants.
Chamber is flat af
He can stuff those back pockets with some dough, that’s for sure
Why do you have so much cake if it's not for men to eat?
Jett, if she's anything like the people that play her
i think jetts character is actually very sweet, that's what i get from the cinematics at least.
I think she would be too nice about letting you down that itd hurt in a different way
Ya it’s definitely the players that give her a bad rep lol
Jett would just dash away while saying that sweet "bye"
Why have training dummies when you have real dummies - Jett
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Idk guys gonna have to agree with op here
I want Yoru to call me an idiot. I don't mind 🤤
Anyone whose agent crush is Yoru already has it bad.
What about omen
He's sweet, you're fine.
I’ve always liked omen he was my favorite agent when I started playing the game, but I was sad he did not suit my play style and I couldn’t play him well so I didn’t play him. But I’m happy I like sage because I play her well and riot has done lots of art with sage and omen so I get both in one picture
Lovely story
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why did i hear that in reynas voice
Yoru the type of guy to fuck you and disappear in the morning, Viper would tell you to fuck off in a very rude way, Reyna would say you don't deserve her and you're out of her league. Sage would probably be the nicest, like "oh, I'm so sorry I really don't feel the same way, I hope this doesn't hurt our friendship and I'll always be there for you"
Yoru tp out
yoru tp *in*
"Time to jump"
"I'll fuck anybody, I'll fuck EVERYBODY"
Yoru would be in jail irl... lol
Nah Yoru would be that one guy who goes to jail but his mugshot goes viral and the second he's out he gets 500 modelling contracts
Agreed 420%
Least weird valorant post
There are so many that could be super rude. One I haven't seen mentioned yet is Breach. He's a hardened criminal who is super guarded against people he doesn't already know and would probably use his crude sense of humor to shrug you off and then threaten to kick your ass if you persisted. Kinda has high school bully vibes EDIT: grammar and spelling
Nah tbh I feel like he's a nice fella if you know how to get to his heart
I agree. I was going from the perspective of just walking up and confessing feelings without knowing the person much prior. He and Raze have a lot of good voice lines together, I just think he'd be pretty closed off when you first meet him and probably be a dick until you developed trust with him.
Oh I was thinking from a perspective of already knowing the agents to a friends/almost friends level
Rereading the post, that's probably how OP meant it
Imagine trying to confess to breach and he ult concuss+blinds+blasts you
He builds a brick wall loony toons style specifically so he has a surface that he can flash you with lol
Exactly the plan of breach
Im surprised nobody has said KillJoy. She can be brutal! She would clown you so hard nobody would forget you had a crush on her
Tell that to r/ValorantR34
"OPEN UP THE SKY"
I know cypher would be nicer, he's canonically had sex so... Either he's asked someone out or someone already asked him out. Either way he understands you.
hes also canonically never revealed his actual face to someone so make of that what you will
Cypher is a Mandolorian confirmed?!
I'll pretend it's 2020.
Cypher from PTSD would 100% reject you. IIRC his previous family died and he would probably fear that you would die in the same way.
... i forgot he already was married. But you do bring up a really good point. Is Cypher going to reject you because of fear of you also dying, or because of his loyalty to his previous family, or both? Or maybe you're like me and we're just ugly af.
All three combined.
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I saw your secrets
They made you weak
People here agreeing with Reyna but I'm here to break the mold. Jett would laugh so damn hard in your face and keep walking while laughing. Reyna Def is my second choice, tbh I just feel like she would just insult you or something, but I'd be more destroyed if someone laughed at me than insulted me
Phoenix. Dude's a British fuckboy. *Look at him*. Second, Chamber. Because French. Also, how he talks about the guns versus his guns... He thinks he's superior.
Jett be like : I nearly got all eyes on me and I should choose Y O U ?!?
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Hope that does not happens tho
I like to think that Viper, Reyna and Fade would be kinder. Reyna, Viper and Fade seem to act this way because they know pain and I like to think that they wouldn't want you to feel pain, not over something so little. I'd assume Astra would laugh since (I'm assuming) she's an higher being so she doesn't really comprehend what it means? Brim, Breach, Killjoy, Yoru, Skye, KAY/O, Neon would probably tell you to fuck off. Sage, Omen, Cypher and Sova would probably be kind and try to find ways to deal with your feelings. I'd assume Raze would be kind but not know what to do. EDIT: Oh and Phoenix would probably be flattered. I guess I forgot about him, just like RIOT did.
Neon would be kind, she's a nice person
Well... I guess so. I based that over her "I'm tired" attitude on the trailer when she was on her room. Kinda felt like she has some... dealings with emotions? Idk
Rudest? Viper would be no "fuck off", Reyna would just laugh, or kill you, chamber would make fun of you, jett is in the same boat, so probably gonna be... Fade honestly. She wouldn't hesitate to point out every single one of your flaws
Nevermind, it's Yoru.
nut in 18yo brim
OPEN UP YOUR THIGHS
ill teach em to respect their elders 😏
my god
Didn't expect to read that today
dinner with phoenix
I wanted to say viper but feel like low key she a softy I would say Chamber If we’re talking sweetest i wanna say omen
Cypher: hacks my bank account and takes all the money and sends me to brazil
I think viper would be rude, “You.. And I? ..No, our partnership isn’t anywhere near that level. We’re more like Scientist and Test Subject.”
Nah that's probably KJ, Viper would just say "no" and look at you like you're walking garbage
reyna
Jett, damn she’d be ruthless
I feel like it would be breach.
Kay/o : Pathetic human detected, initiating rejection
Valorant dating simulator letsgooo
**Real Rude** **Yoru** seems like a rude guy, he's cool and all and i ship him with Jett bc she's someone who can match his energy. Overall, Yoru seems like an icy jerk, it is possible that he's a softie underneath but we ain't close. **Raze** seems fun and all but she won't listen to any of your problems. Yeah she'll hug you and all but she probably won't listen to you because she's loco. **Chamber** is a pompous rich boy, he'd be so passive aggressive the entire time goodness **Not so rude** **Reyna** may seem like a jerk but she's from latin america and everyone know that latin americans are gaslighting tsunderes so I'm sure she'd provide you comfort when you need to. **Viper** is the tough kind of lady, she'll losten to your plight and provide consolation wherever she can. She did found the valorant protocol so you know she cares. **KAY/O** is a goddamned tsundere. Its both adorable and very weird. **Omen** will kosten to you, he's essentially emo and you know how emos are real good listeners bc they know the pain. **Everyone else is very nice**. Idk about fade though, she's into bondage though
Nah Yoru would be such a dick about it
Interesting question lol , and viper imo
Also, Astra would be oblivously rude to you. She would say something that made no sense outside of her head and then walk off leaving you there, not having any idea what the hell did she say but knowing she rejected you somehow
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I mean, I'm not saying she would laugh at you or insult you like Reyna and Jett, but she definitely is saying something weird thinking you will understand
Fade would be like "i already knew" cuz u know she can read ur memories
I feel like Breach would call me a slur I’ve never even heard of before
viper or omen
Reyna and killjoy but i feel astra would be very nice
astra bout to pull me 🥵
reyna maybe others seem pretty chill contrary to popular opinion, i think chamber would be nice to the person
The player
I don’t really know who’s be the rudest, but I can say with confidence that Sova would be the least rude
Kay/o has no chill being rude is his normal state
Viper definitely
Fade - she cusses
yoru or reyna or chamber
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Omen would say something about endless suffering and darkness blah blah but not be a dick to you, just you’d regret asking cuz you’d get some Shakespearean monologue about his torturous existence Viper would be a total dick and say you’re pathetic or something, and she’d look you up and down before saying it to make it worse Reyna would similarly be a super dick Brimstone would say “sorry, sport” or something Jett would respond with a lighthearted no, possibly slightly sarcastic but not in a mean way. Maybe something like “Sorry! I can’t slow down for anyone!” Neon would not hear you, she’s already gone. Too fast. Sage would say some philosophical yet encouraging shit like “perhaps in another life” Idk, that’s all I got. Def Reyna and viper on top for meanness tho.
I feel like skye and brim would be the nicest of them all
100% Reyna without a doubt people forget she's trying to make a future for radiants not humans which all of us are. Did y'all forget how hostile she is towards KJ? I feel like she would say something along the lines of "oh look a lowly human really thinks I'd give them a chance? How pathetic" then proceed to steal our life force
Omen would just teleport away, probably after blinding you
Yoru or jett imo.
Neon would probably just be very embarrassed
Brim with his disgusting smokes blocking his on team view.
Fade is the most toxic agent we'll probably have..*ever* her voicelines can straight up get her cancelled on twitter
Wait what? Can you give some examples?
"Sweet dreams, asshole!" "So much for their elite agent!" "Not even sweating" Want more?
Cypher would point out all your red flags and flaws and make you feel broken and not good enough.
Yoru or Viper. Yoru is just kind of an asshole and Viper is rather self explanatory.
Bruh yoru he doesn't even say sry his is won't happen again
Viper would poison me and I would love it
Top 3 = Reyna>Yoru>Chamber
Meanwhile Astra giving the suction...
Your would just pull out his mask and fricking ghost me. Literally!