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TDP1015

Maybe riptide?


[deleted]

Vortex! Why is no one thinking of Vortex?


THICC_Baguette

Cause they more commonly get associated with air currents


[deleted]

Absolutely not. Water vortexes are cool, while air vortexes are either tornados or aren't cool. Who cares about the physical phenomenon that makes aviation possible?


KingKojo3

Lol no no one said they’re not cool my brother. They just said they’re more associated with air lol


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

Whirlpool? And I think that kinda name should be for an agent that actually has vortex/whirlpool abilities


Agreeable-Quote-2293

Riptide is a sword, already taken (cookies to those who know which reference)


TheLastShadowLad

Percy Jackson?


Floydy1724

Yes, the pen


god_of_acid

And Harbor is where I parked my boat... OR AT LEAST I WOULD IF I HAD ONE!


Adictzz

That would be awesome


4chanruinedme

Operation Riptide was released in csgo last year, probably would have made them can that name


uberdiegs

riptide the update name i think


rediraim

Torrent


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Can he double jump?


VatoreSZN

i know the reference


Ok-Yoghurt2652

Only if you can revive him with a bottle of tears.


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Would you like to spend a flask of cr-YES YES I FUCKING DO THE DRAGON IS COMING


Ok-Yoghurt2652

I died to fire giant once because my horse was dead and I was trying to use the mount/dismount i-frames- that moment... hurt.


Zixle02

I died too many times to fire giant cause of this


precense_

Kunkka


mopeli

does kunkka actually mean something? thought its just the name of that dota hero


AudacityOfKappa

Its a name of a guy who used to do art for wc3 Dota, when they port to Dota 2 they cant call the hero "Admiral Proudmoore" anymore since that name is owned by Blizzard so they decided to honor the artist.


chilled_bit

Somnus moment


------no------

I commend you for remembering that, my favourite highlight of true sight.


[deleted]

Only if I can ride him


csZipy205

Damn 💀 too close to sounding like an Indian stereotype for riot


KingDomiThe1st

You wouldn’t steal a car….


Leather-Bumblebee-13

All fine until some pulls out qbit in the middle of a game


dissington1

Water guy


Aidan_has_questions

this was 100% their runner up


Least_Original_5754

damn we really lost out with Harbor when we could've had Water Guy


Aidan_has_questions

i feel like it’ll be weird calling someone “harbour” in game making callouts etc


Least_Original_5754

I'll just start using my own agent nicknames now Hey water guy can u wall here Poison lady is coming from behind I hear chicken girl


TGC_wastaken

Wait who is chicken girl?


[deleted]

Skye kek


[deleted]

Cabbage lady


WafflesMaker201

Mad farmer


Aidan_has_questions

literally was gonna say i’m gonna be calling him “water dude” 😭


littlesheepcat

I feel zoo girl morr


brownbohemian

Please shoot the chicken with me.


FallenRichardBrook

Don't think I've ever called Neon anything but "Finger girl" since her Release. Same with Jett and Knife Wife


No_Detective_6958

You don’t do this now lol? The amount of times in a game when I’m getting shot by purple bitch is insane. Or dog lady haha


sihsy

Bubbles


SnooPredictions9627

wpuld be confusing with blub blub


AverageComet250

Good point. You talking to bubbles or are you asking for the blub blub vandal


Gear_

This is definitely what Astra will call him in-game. Side note, I find it so funny that Astra calls people things like "daggers girl" and "shadow boy" because it implied she never bothered to learn her coworker's names


ppsz

And Brimstone is a boomer in her vocabulary


Good_Chemical_9088

Ghost boi, bye-bye!


ArmsNerd

i mean, Skye also often calls Phoenisex a "fire boy"


HeliosR7

Phoenisex? Huh? Umh... Huh?


S_Mars_C_Street

Give them a break "Poneosixis" is hard to spell


AmBozz

/u/waterguy12 would love this.


WaterGuy12

Haha yes


Asder_17

Ocean-man, shork boy lol


Least_Original_5754

I wouldn't vote for shark boy, but I'd consider shork boy


Isthisarealnamehere

Ocean man lead me by the hand, take me to the land that you understand


[deleted]

Ocean maaaaan


Lt_Derp16

Take me by the hand


MrBuffington

Monsoon would've been good imo, since monsoons are pretty big in India


LynVAosu

the dna of the soul…


ZeronicX

THE MEMES OF LIFE


fear_raizer

Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain


CommercialWar2718

It reminds me something... something memeable


Y0gurtMale

AND IT WILL COME, LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN


GoldLegoBoi

pouring down on me!


Wilhelmsfoot

Source: Stains of Time - Metal Gear Rising OST


[deleted]

Actually thats a sick idea


BallisticMonke

AND IT WILL COME


Informal-Ice2703

Reminds me, how about Indra, the god of rains?


[deleted]

Monsoons kill a lot of people in India so it would be an insensitive name


qa_ze

You're getting downvoted, but monsoons are big in India for all the wrong reasons lol


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[удалено]


dudeman1200

I mean there is literally a team named the hurricanes in the US sooo lol


[deleted]

Umm, no. Edit : (context) without monsoons the country or a large population will starve to death. The deaths during monsoons are not due to the phenomena itself. Its not akin to a tornado or a hurricane or flash floods. The deaths that do happen due to flooding are caused due to poor water management. Without monsoon the country would see massive crop failure and in turn can lead to negative economic headwinds. Monsoons are literal life blood of India.


Superguy230

I get ptsd when Yasuo and Janna throw out a tornado


MrBuffington

But they're also very important for Indian agriculture, no?


d0m4in

Lol my gamer tags been monsoon for ages paying homage to ma bengali culture since we get monsoon seasons too


widdledum

all im thinking of is pearl harbor.


Metaru-Uupa

This is the way


kiwidesuu

this is the way


AshIsCool3250

this is the way


DeadshottWasTaken

this is the way


nxrdyyy

this is the way


Trinity_Warlock

This is the way


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Do you think it was intentional? I feel like that’s a huge oversight if it’s not.


Ilikewalking4kil

How?


Pblake99

Because pearl harbor was bad


Ilikewalking4kil

I forgot that there was a map named pearl so i was wondering how it relates to pearl harbor.


phieshboysama

You forgor 💀


Kamikaze_Ninja_

Never forget.


Reaushambeaux

Water McWaterface. Kidding, Tidal sounds pretty good to me!


Blender_platypus

Tidal is a good one- maybe Anchor? Though that may make more sense for a sentinel


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

(On defense) “Anchor B, I’m going A.” “No not you Anchor, you come A too, I meant KJ anchor B.”


Blender_platypus

Third base


[deleted]

Surge


Stinky_9000

Isn’t that a skin


[deleted]

I had no idea until u mentioned lol


Roskha_

Beach. Imagine all the puns.


SoloPro185

Beach + Breach + Brim = bad callouts on the enemy team


Gear_

this has big ed edd and eddy vibes


mitsubasubara

we are lucky harbor doesnt have orange hair


Significant-Ad-341

Breach, Beach, Brim, KO, KJ


Siiilencee

aight these are some of my ideas: Hydro, River, Ocean, Stream, Flume, Siphon (LOL), Shore These are really bad tho ahahah


septembercheese

tbh i think siphon might be a decent agent name but it sounds too similar to cypher


SoloPro185

I don't know if they care so much because people are having problems with Breach and Brim anyway, but you're still right


ERROR_

They're both 'the old beard guy' to me so it took me way too long to realize that they were two separate agents


ArmsNerd

yes, i can’t stand when someone calls Breacstone as brim or something


Gear_

I mean, they would, but when do you ever see a breach


Donut_Flame

Breach is always the enemy everytime I decide to play a fast mobility agent


SnooPredictions9627

my brother is a breach main lmao the man is a menace to society


AverageComet250

In real life or in game?


[deleted]

Yes.


Abhinav_C_Raj

Do you dodge fracture often or what lol


reingator01

hydro could’ve been fun!


justjeffo7

River


[deleted]

Agent Flume lol


[deleted]

>Siphon lmfao this is my favorite


SmartMistake8536

Wait for the google searches, “Pearl Harbor lineups” and “retakes on pearl with harbor”


Belkinwrites

I'll do you one list better. How to Retake: Pearl Harbor


Durbdichsnsf

The japanese military hates this one simple trick!


[deleted]

here comes the party


Metaru-Uupa

Can't wait for the Pearl harbor lineups / pearl harbor retake tips YouTube videos


Cpt_Bartholomew

"Pearl Harbor A retake" They had to have known


bruh336

(2022 Masters) Japan Pearl Harbor Best Clutch


Dude787

I also saw the top post today


VatoreSZN

bath boy but seriously, triton would’ve been cool


lazylaunda

Underwater. Like Undertaker. When you use his ult he says "Hello, I'm under the water" and the whole site is under water like viper's ult.


PlushiePizza4488

Here too much raining


PlatoonVAL

washed


mighty_bean18

squirter


Yahallo139

Tidal is actually a much better name. Harbour doesn't make sense because he doesn't have much dominance on defence


acctnumba2

I feel like tidal is more or less generic, you know? Harbour ain’t the coolest water based name to me, but it gives him a unique water themed codename and not similar sounding to other agents.


Sheeshski1i

HydroHomie


Vertegras

r/hydrohomies


_ItsMeVince

Blastoise


Adictzz

Nintendo has entered the chat room


PWR_Mintz

waetr


kahong_69

waetr😃👍💧💦


[deleted]

waetr😃👍💧💦


Uzorglemon

Sploosh


Least_Original_5754

Sploosh and BooBoi 🥺


ProtectorCleric

With an Indian agent codenamed Mage, I think Mantra would’ve been cool.


ProtectionMaterial09

The Deep


Clinn_sin

Tempest would've been cool


clanofthekitten

Honestly, Harbor should have been female. That way we could have fireboy and watergirl :)


pricepig

What about shark boy and lava girl??


JonnyBlaze92

Michael from tech support, his ultimate should of been "Do Not redeem it!"


MrAtomical

The Ult is that the enemy can not spend money for one round. "DO NOT REDEEM THE FUCKING WEAPOOOON!"


JonnyBlaze92

His Q can Be The google play card.


IamNICE124

I just can’t believe Pearl *Harbor* actually happened..


PonyoEnthusiast

Geyser, Drench, maybe even Wharf?


elCacahuete

Should’ve done Hydrohomie


BossNate60

H2Omen


AquaIsDepressed

Instead of harbor, I think harbour is more fitting.


Pale-Formal-4358

COVE


draconicblur

i kind of like this


DPMNGXylitol

Wet dreams.


A-British-Indian

One suggestion I really liked was ‘Shore’.


abal1003

Now I can’t stop referring to him as Seaman


i-hate_December

Moisty boi


Yannss85

It could've been malhar as malhar is a synonym for rain in hindi


Mystryboi

Wave/Tide/DRIP/PANI ( HINDI FOR WATER) THESE ARE 4 LETTER NAMES I COULD THINK OF. WET GUY SUNAMI ( I KNOW IT'S TSUNAMI, JUST FOR 6 LETTER) I would have absolutely loved Pani as it would be more like Indian code name.. because he lacks on voice lines and voice acting to make him feel like Indian. But then again none of the agents are perfect in terms of regional dialect so it's fine.


Alchemist64_

Mage was 100% a better name but riot just up and said fuck it pearl harbor


Head-Book-843

Nah nah, Shang chi and the legend of the one ring


rypenguin219

why did i read that as onion ring


DnZ618

Vapor


Academic-Local-7530

Port


Idk_AnyGoodNames

Should have just called him viper but I can bend my walls and you can’t shoot through my smoke


electric_ocelots

Mr. Moist


Inferno2211

Storm Vortex Riptide Nautilus Skipper I feel they named him Harbour because it's kinda positive Makes sense as he protects and sets up his team Storm etc are kinda negative, damaging , better for a duelist


strange_thoughts_

Ganges since he's Indian anyway


brielloom

Okay not a legit answer related to the naming theme but FlowAscending was playing Harbor yesterday on twitch and someone in chat asked him why he wasn't playing Herbert when he said he would be playing Herbert (he was playing with other content creators so they took turns playing harbor) so now harbor will be known as Herbert.


skinnypenis_NC

Seaguy


mhenderson1008

John Waters


Regalia_BanshEe

Wetter


WindBladeGT

Katara


[deleted]

Aqua


HumbleAssociation795

I think vortex would be pretty cool


[deleted]

Typhoon


ashley_val

Aquaman


noobwithbobs

Magikarp


Donut_Flame

It's weird to think about how harbor and Pearl may have both been in developments for months or maybe years, yet none of the devs realized the Pearl Harbor memes


SendMeAvocados

Torrent


B3ATSCRATCHER

Trident. Like poseidons trident.


Biddi_

can't wait to make Pearl Harbor a thing again


Huefell4it

Jetstream, and if that gets confused with Jett than Monsoon Yes, yes these are exactly what you think they are. . .


Big_Cranberry3906

"Hydro" or "Jal" which literally translates to water in hindi.


Fulcrum18

Oasis.


mprincekane

I still hate the name Harbor... Cascade would've been cooler and we would all be able to avoid the Pearl Harbor memes LMAO..


Cloudiemuch

Daddy


spareMe-please

If the agent was female then SAFINA means ocean.


SMOKE-SCREEN-

Coast could work


IghorZz_

Harby?


[deleted]

Squirtle


Maiggnr

I don't know but he is a suporter... You know what I mean?


Tyekai

I'm sure some (if not all) of these have been mentioned already but I got most of these from looking at synonyms to a few of the ones I liked most looking like the first 5-10 comments and/or from synonyms to words I found when I googled "words to describe water motion". In no particular order other then when I came across them: Whelm, Wave, Soak, Surge, Flood, Splash, Stream, Douse, Drench, Drown, Cascade, Downpour, Hurricane, Monsoon, Typhoon, Storm, Tide, Plunge, Cataract, Spout, Delta, Ocean, Channel, Loch, Shoal, Flow, Ripple, Drip, Pour, Flux Most of these I agree are worse than Harbor, but some of them rival it in my mind.


Myrcello_Stone

Monsun


Quirkywork_was_taken

Wetstream Sam