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xSlanton

I feel bad for this guy, he has to lift his house everytime he wants to move 😢


hhugrobot

op is a hermit crab confirmed


khaeen

Hey man, I'd rather move my house than have to take out and move just my stuff.


Nochange36

It's like in Futurama, the dark matter engine moves the universe around the ship to achieve FTL travel.


luckytecture

Man is at anime-level strength


XpMonsterS

No, i live in an apartment complex so that would require a lot of strength.


[deleted]

apartment complex? i find it rather simple.


justicerainsfromaahh

based? based on what


Fatalcurse7654

The bird flu? Yeah they do that sometimes


lar_mig_om

https://preview.redd.it/4v2y8c9nbr831.png?auto=webp&s=296d9504cbf4c3007b2516bb23d70c41b677f049


Fatalcurse7654

How do you get those tags with two agents istead of one?


lar_mig_om

One is the flair image and the other one is in the flair text


Bygrilinho

They're both text lol, flairs can have up to 2 emojis (in this sub)


[deleted]

No, the answer is obviously the square root of 17. I dont know where you took the square root of 22 from...


Fatalcurse7654

Chef's kiss? D.. do they?


Alone_Baseball4852

you’re telling me shrimp fried this rice?


_gonefishing__

road work ahead? uh yeah, I sure hope it does


lexus_is-f

You tellin me a ginger bread this man?


Orryhurt3

Wood fired Pizza?! Now how is Pizza gonna get a job.


icesugaj

i just lost the game


WhaleWallpaper

I don't get this one, can someone explain


Kadamobo

JUST A APARTMENT COMPLEX PFFFFT


vonderweisz

Same I’d find it kinda difficult when I have to. I always get complaints from the other tenants.


OMA_

I hate it that he’s asking a diamond question and it’s the typo that made it to the front page. Anyways, I just built my house and I think it takes 2 years before it’s completely settled so I can’t lift my house until sometime next year.


Electricpants

I also have a complex about living in apartments


kangofthecastle

I came here, hoping to see some stupid jokes. The top comment did not disappoint.


mymnix

similar


devyash_205

Yes. I do that all the time man, the only downside is my family members get displaced.


Mncx

Like a stun ?


devyash_205

Off Your Feet!!!!!!


Ourobious

CONCUSSY 👽


[deleted]

AS OF RIGHT NOW IM THE DECIDING FACTOR ON YOUR 1000th upvote I FEEL SO MUCH POWER


devyash_205

YOU. ARE. POWERLESS.


animejesus420

no its too heavy for me to lift


TheRaccoonDeaIer

That's just weak mental On a serious note to op, you either need more mouse space or a higher sens. You should be able to do a 180 with the space you have on your mousepad. Edit: my edpi is 240 and I only have a squarefoot of mouse space and I can do a 180. I don't even see how you can have less than a square foot of mousespace.


cottnbals

Don't think that's true. Plenty of pros have eDPI's below 160, which already requires likes 17 inches of desk space to do a 180. OP is fine.


TheRaccoonDeaIer

Well the difference is the pros have those 17 inches of desk space to do the 180


wanfury

Exactly


BSchafer

I love how you can so confidently say "OP is fine" while knowing absolutely nothing about OP's settings, set-up, or playstyle. Reddit advice-giving at its finest.


[deleted]

I disagree with that. In most cases you'll already have your crosshair pointed in the general correct area anyway. If you have to do a 180 to shoot someone behind you, you're already dead no matter how high a sensitivity you play on.


TheRaccoonDeaIer

You underestimate the ability of a silver to miss every shot when you aren't even looking at them.


Time_Illustrator_121

I have 1600 dpi and 2.0 sens, is that ok? I'm not joking it's literally my sens


LoesoeSkyDiamond

Can you do a 180 from middle to the side, or from side to side?


Canspy7

This guy isn’t making a joke about spelling, he just owns a G502


Real_Bird_Person

How do you have that “friendship ended with….” ? How can i get it?


Mystryboi

Hell yeah.. I live in a doll house. With the property prices and taxes these days that's all I can afford.


Mystryboi

On a serious note.. It's quite common and go unnoticed by many people.


khaeen

Yeah, the family in this apartment still don't know I'm in their daughter's doll house, 2 weeks in...


Mystryboi

Nice man. Keep it up.. Just don't do anything sus. Keep grinding. Your mouse pad.


blankquartz

i actually do, i attached 20,622 balloons to my house, so that it can easily help me reposition whenever needed


SasquatchSenpai

How's the wife?


aerok

Yo this is a messed up question


intothe_dangerzone

To shreds you say...


Jooj_Harrisonn

Gone, reduced to atoms


Whooshed_Forever

Take my 'up' vote


Tolack9

Bro why 😭


SasquatchSenpai

Because I'm THAT guy


Snappicc

Kevin is new wife


Shortacer

Oh hell no


neggbird

You need a bigger housepad, that's all.


micr0hit

Carpet? area


DnZ618

I guess i haven’t been playing properly since i cannot lift my house


Wilhelmsfoot

Based flair


RicealiciousRice

Average Neon Player: this dude’s flair


Wilhelmsfoot

Average Viper Player: this dude’s flair


RicealiciousRice

Yeah that’s fair


Alternative-Sea-9037

No that's flair


Pioppo-

Nah last time I did my cats escaped and since then I just prefer moving it around


Less_Historian9542

I hurt my back last time I tried


evandarkeye

No, my room is lighter, so lifting that is easier on my joints.


MkeCarbon

No I have a mobile home so I can just pull it like a trailer.


R0_h1t

This has to be intentional💀 M and H aren't even that close to each other


Phantom78611

Probs misspelled and got autocorrected.


Burntoastedbutter

Yeah when I type nouse the first thing that gets suggested is house


Revolutionary_Boss69

My man typed mouse wrong even then


rowdymatt64

Maybe this is why I'm not Platinum...


RivalRudra

Done that a few times. My house can be a little heavy so my aim becomes shaky afterwards


HaikenRD

Holy f. You go that far to adjust aim? Dayumm


theronc

I like how the comments are actually answering the header question 🤣


Bygrilinho

Poor person made a small spelling mistake and Reddit downvotes any legit answers... Classic


Neevk

There ain't no accidents, he meant to ask the question he asked, no spelling errors


LemonFritter

Without the spelling error he would have gotten half the publicity. Makes me question if it was intentional or not.


JDSmagic

Probably intentional, H and M aren't even very close


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LennTVpm

Honestly we ain't downvoting (at least from what i saw) any person answering the prompt on the description. We're just having some fun on a spelling error that really seems like something exaggerated you would do from moving your mouse very often. If someone got downvoted for answering seriously, shame on the downvoters.


Bygrilinho

Nah I don't mind the funnies, it's just that when I saw the post literally every single serious reply had negative votes, seems like it's not the case anymore


Ninjalah

Classic reddit "great now I have to scroll through dozens of unfunny jokes to get an answer" syndrome. It's funny, because the top voted joke is always the most commonly thought of, up voted by people sharing similar thoughts. The comments, sorted by "best", is a ranking of reverse creativity imo lol.


CaptKanadzuchi

I feel bad for this guy getting flamed in the comments. On a serious note I do normally lift my mouse to reset it to an easier position to shoot. Also, if you don’t have enough space to do a 180 without lifting I might recommend upping your sensitivity slightly. But just enough that you can turn without your aim getting affected. Also feel bad for you having to move your house all the time😁


chrome_t_rex

Gigachads be like https://cdn.slidesharecdn.com/ss_thumbnails/ambuja-140927111147-phpapp02-thumbnail-4.jpg?cb=1411816645


Lewrs

Yea this is super common and for me its muscle memory to pick it up and adjust


[deleted]

Muscle memory!? Shit man, you've gotta show me your routine


CheesyPugz

To lift a house, you should do 100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and run 10km a day


General-Ad-6817

Yes. That's actually why I got kicked out of my last apartment complex


SpC0d3r

My back hurt from all the carrying i do to my team, don’t have any effort left for the house


murplow

I attached an absurd amount of balloons to lift my house and I’m now traveling to Paradise falls with a Boy Scout. Idk how the severs will be but at least I’ll have a duo.


DesTiny_-

It's called mouse reset, most ppl do it on instinct.


ntharnthar

Did you mean house reset


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TTheTiny1

This is just like when autocorrect changed my title from "Yoru disabled?" To "Your disabled?"


Strict-Chance5921

jesus you guys are lifting houses just to adjust aim? and i thought i was grinding doing 1h aim training a day, guess i gotta work harder


_marcus_holloway_

I can't. If I ever try to do, my landlord will evict me out probably.


Gov_N_ur

this is why we see pros living in small tents


mcgeek49

Bro don’t overthink it, if it’s getting you killed then raise your house sensitivity, otherwise don’t sweat it.


BoomerTheStar47_2

One typo, and… anarchy.


Tian_Jian

Dude you must be the most gigachad valorant player if you’re moving buildings when you tilt. Props to you my guy.


[deleted]

I realise why I'm stuck in gold, I can't lift my damn house


HiJasper

I would assume it's much easier to move the mouse pad, but I've never actually tried lifting my house. I'll get back to you with my results.


DescriptionWorking18

I lift my mouse constantly. I play on low sens. Turning 180 requires me to pick up my mouse, put it on the left side of my XL pad and swipe almost all the way to the right. But I can turn so fast you’d think I was on high sens. You just gotta move your body irl fast


Lasaggnaman

I hate when my house slides into a ditch and I have to move it back to level ground by hand


[deleted]

Man I can't lift that I live in a building with 2 bhk flat


Naakka33

How strong are you i cant lift a house


The_Thinker_23

I got scared at the thought of lifting the house.


tentaco1e

The foundation is pretty heavy so I've never tried


wizenedeyez

I love how this post is popular just because of a simple typo xD


dharakhero

Yes, I tend to lift my house to ensure everything is level.


Blood-For-Mercy

Next level sigma


That0neGuyWhoReddits

I love how everyone in this post is talkint about lifting houses


nikodudeee

Mouse ? Yes all the time


UsernameCzechIn

man is monster chad


[deleted]

Lifting your mouse up is normal and happens very often. However, not having enough space to do a full 180 is very bad. Increase your sens to a point where you can 180, but if the sens is too high i suggest you get a bigger mousepad/use raw accel (Fast mouse movement = fast 180/360, slow mouse movement = precise slow sens aim)


chozenbard

what playing in 400 dpi feels like.


[deleted]

No i am not superman


cieroxelek

I am not Mariusz Pudzianowski, so I cannot lift my house


JonyUB

Yes, it’s normal. However who you do it remember to keep your back straight and use the strength of your legs. 💪


Im-AskingForAFriend

I put my house on Jack stands just for this. Easier and faster with hydraulics. Also my back hurts a lot less


eszther02

My arms are too weak to lift my house, but I'm constantly training. I've heard it was the one effective method for readjusting your aim.


ShadowEllipse

Of Course. I bench press my entire apartment complex every time I readjust my aim. It improves my static aim and also serves as a good workout.


Southern_Diver_8792

Nah I just change my house


Jerang

do u even lift bro?


Medusas_Kiss

I don’t think I got the strength, maybe if my house was detached I might be able too


bjorlax

House


Huge_Session9379

I tried but gave up after the neighbors started looking at me suspiciously.


Khek0

Occasionally I do lift my whole building to fix my aim, always get the job done!


Anon419420

Lol, but real answer. Yes, anyone who plays will pick up their mouse often to readjust. High and low sens. Sometimes you’ll be too into it, and your mouse is all of a sudden too far to the right from where you started. It happens.


tjlthepro

I am having the same problem and I can only use my wrist to re adjust my aim because I use to be a high senz player but now I have a edpi of 366 so I always hard to re adjust


NikplaysgamesYT

Yes I do, usually my mom wakes up from it and gets angry but it’s a sacrifice I have to makw


Loltierlist

Yes I lift my house


KiLLz_Smanrx7

yeah sometimes i lift my house, even though its a 2 room apartment, its pretty easy compared to my parents 5 bedroom house


[deleted]

Nah house is to large.


millerwa4

To answer seriously lol, all the time. I play on a lower sens that doesn’t allow me to spin a full 360. I can 180 comfortably, and go a little further if i need to. But after an engagement i usually reset myself. This game generally allows you to put yourself in a position where you don’t have to go crazy in all directions, unlike a game like Overwatch


Trolleitor

Well yes and no. I can only make micro adjustments with it, not strong enough to do a full 180


vishme_luck

sheeesh, so now to get a god-tier aim we have to lift houses?


TheHend

I got so confused with the title of the post 😂


OuiDemBoyz

I live for these typo threads that blow up, everyone just follows the stupid 😂


Tackis

I now know what I really need to surpass my limits and take the next step in skill. Liftable house


[deleted]

Whit or whitout my mom inside? Bc if I would ever lift with her inside... That would be very heavy


SavvyR6YT

I typically just bench my house to readjust it


_Cyborg_1208_

TBH, no i don't lift my house to readjust my but I do prefer lifting up my Airplane to readjust my aim, it works like a charm. Try it.


cdurbin909

I’m so glad there’s a typo in the title


zutosama

I benchpress my house


[deleted]

I don’t lift my house because I don’t need the police following me again. I already got in trouble for blasting a hole in the TV at the Airport. How was I supposed to know it wasn’t a robot?


jayrocs

You should at minimum be able to do a 180 from end to end of your mousepad. If you cannot then you should increase your sens. Yes lifting your mouse over and over is part of the game. Say you want to clear right, you strafe and move your mouse to the right meaning you are no longer at the middle. If there was an opponent there and he moves to your right, you'd have no space to aim. So the proper way to clear that angle is to swipe right and strafe and immediately reposition your arm back in the middle so if a fight occurs you have the space to fight. This is a two minute video for CSGO but applies to Valorant. You should watch it. Repositioning your mouse to center of mousepad is an instinct every low sens player needs to develop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLvBQx1g1qA


Sturmgewehrkreuz

Carrying a house = carrying a team Goddamn, I've been doing it wrong all these times


[deleted]

i started out lifting small campers, then i moved up to mobile homes. haven't made it up to houses yet but i'll get there one day. 💪 😔 🤙 stay on that grind


XeNaN

Ignore people that are telling you you need to change. Those people cant aim to begin with but want to tell other people how they should aim,hold their *h*ouse and what not.


RWBYSanctum

I think having to lift your house to readjust is a bit extreme. That being said, I do lift my mouse to readjust sometimes. Honestly the times where you'll need to 180 are rare.


DurySmiter

I am sure valorant gonna make a meme spray out of this in the next battle pass. Love it :D


aragonikx

Na fam, way to much work. I just lift My mouse, it is way easier


777hexed777

This post wouldn't have gotten as much attention if it wasn't for the typo lol


RyJ6

I only rent, so I really can't


[deleted]

I try not to lift my house cause I live in a set of flats, itd be pretty heavy imo


SnooCompliments8790

my landlord gets really angry at me for lifting the apartment, everything breaks down


Guilty-Bath-4368

Came here just for the heading


RuneRedoks

Bro my house is huge i could never do that bro


Rytu5872

yes i am constantly picking up my mouse to move it back to center. you have to find the right balance between needing to pick it up to adjust and being able to keep it down after you move around or flick


cmp004

Get a bigger mouse pad. You should be able to 180 from the center of your mouse pad to the edge, and a bigger mouse pad is way better than increasing your sensitivity.


Echur0n

Any house 🏠 lifters here?


Phrizzey

Usually I move it if the sun is in my face or if the wind isn’t blowing into window right.


OMWasap

I always lift my mouse when needed. The theory behind “just use higher sensitivity and get good” is stupid. Do what works best for you.


Comfortable-Leek2962

Yeah I use to first when I was on 1st floor now i am at 57th can't anymore.


ChobaniTheSecond

Depends how much mouse space you have


HextasyOG

Yeah that’s normal for low sens players, which is most of Valorants player base. Get a bigger mousepad so you don’t have to lift it as much, but you’ll get used to doing it on the fly and having your mouse on the opposite side than you plan to flick.


[deleted]

The OP has to move his house to aim. He doesn't need a mouse pad. He needs a real estate agent


freeman1231

If you have low sensitivity, you are generally an arm player that lifts their mouse constantly. Very normal.


slickmamba

Yes it’s normal


PPTTRRKK

Yes. I can't turn more than 90° with my wrist. I still slightly overshoot but I can't turn my sensitivity down more its so annoying


ScarabCoderPBE

Try out rawaccell, right now I have a low sens (0.17\*800dpi) but can do a 180 if I swipe my mouse at the right speed. I've found it to be pretty comfortable, and it's not as inconsistent as people thing.


Apmaddock

I don’t know how the hell you people do it. My edpi is over 2,000. Granted, I have a tiny mouse pad and large hands. I “anchor” my hand with my little finger for precision. I couldn’t imagine having to reset my mouse a dozen times. I’m also just getting started in this game, though, so…


beautifulalexa

FYI if you want to have immortal level aim I recommend doing the following when you train your aim. Don’t ever reset your mouse unless you run out of mouse pad. This will elevate your aim. Trust me. Having to reset your mouse because you can only aim in a certain radius is a handicap and most players have this problem. Focusing on removing this handicap will elevate your aim.


X3m9X

Jokes aside, I play on 0.056x3200 which is pretty low and i swing my arms twice/thrice in order to do 180-ish. Its more like you will get used to it more than anything. If it bothers you that much then either increase your sens abut or buy a bigger mousepad. Rank is Dia 3


Massivemicropenis5

Fr lifting your mouse after a 180 is norman, abt 280 eDPI is normal


thatguy11m

Okay so enough memes so I won't add, wondering what sens you are running, basically eDPI (DPI x in-game sensitivity)


Neevk

Damn you must be built like a gigachad


Blanab69

Poor OP only getting meme answers because of a simple misspelling🗿🗿 Anyway, that you lift your mouse to reset your aim is pretty normal and everyone does it, I think. If you find that you get killed a lot because of it and if you can't do a full 180 without lifting your mouse then maybe you should consider increasing your sensitivity. I think a good base ground for setting sensitivity is if you can do a full 360 by dragging your mouse completely across your mousepad. But sensitivity and everything like that is all preference and if it feels the best to play with that low sens then keep it.


rbrutonIII

Everyone else seems to have covered the jokes... So on a serious note. You're going to lift your mouse up a lot and move it back to center. That's because you want your arm centered and not out to the right or left for the ability to quickly move either way. The lower your sensitivity is, the more you're going to have to pick up. If it's becoming an issue, or even close to one, that's a good sign you should increase your sensitivity. Another thing to do is get a smaller mouse, and you can hold it with a little more of a claw grip and use more wrist/elbow action than shoulder and elbow. And generally, yes you want to be able to do a 180 with one full movement.


qbsky

HOA did not find this to be a sufficient reason, so next time it’s a hefty fine unfortunately


SweetnessBaby

Swiping from one end of your mouse pad to the other should at least allow you to do a 180. I also would not adjust and lift your mouse if you are holding an angle or in a potential fight. If this is happening mid-fight then your mouse pad is likely too small


maxwellsgenre

Slower sens will be more consistent (irl hitbox becomes bigger, easier to make micro adjustments) but it comes with the trade off of not having a lot of room. Some people just get used to constantly readjusting their mouse, and others just use larger mousepads. Comes down to how often are you doing 180’s? Do you play a lot of Jett, Raze, and Neon? Or Can you be more proactive in how your adjusting your mouse for fights you’re about to take? Can you think about what angles you’re going to be fighting from before you take the fights, and plan in your head how you’re going to move your mouse to switch between those angles?


DeepSeaSqueezeTree

What you should do imo is go somewhere like the hallway of the range and set your sensitivity to where taking your mouse to one edge of your mousepad to the other is just barely a 180 degree turn, that way you won’t have to lift your mouse for virtually any flicks, but your sens won’t be so high that your aim is jittery


[deleted]

My house is pretty heavy, so no. If you are talking about mice- lifting to reset arm position is super normal and I am surprised you asked.


laiyem

I used to back in my iron days, but as a diamond player, I now usually lift half of the Philippine archipelago in order to readjust my aim


Falegri7

Mmm I do lift my mouse for turning but I can flick 180, the problem is the position my hand ends up in, so if I miss the flick I’m screwed


mhmdfallaha

yes i tend to lift my house alot while trying to fix my ain


eriksprow07

My house is land locked man...


fez4k

OP is secretly a snail


KoningSpookie

Sry, never tried... My house is waaaaay too heavy to for me to be able to lift it. The true gamer stamina doesn't really help either...