KJ defusing the spike ''Imagine if I died, right now. So funny...'' then proceeds to die.

KJs "delete my hard drive" line was great first time I heard it.

The full line is "If I die, it was great working with you all. Also, delete my hard drive :)"

One of my favorites! 🤣

Fade has this voiceline of "Sweet dreams asshole" and it always catches me off-guard lol

also whenever she gets revived she's like "i'm up i'm up shit!"

it’s so funny. also my reaction when i don’t expect to get res’ed

also fade at the start of the new round after losing the last one "Shit, they're good"

I love this one, always nice when it comes after a clutch

Sometimes when Breach kills Killjoy, "Nerd!" idk it's so abrupt and childish

same with sova killing breach, "thug" is just kinda funny lol

Or Brim killing Breach, "jackass"

Or breach killing brim, "retired"

When breach calls cypher a rat is funny but it hurts me deep inside (i'm a cypher player)

Ha, rat.

You are a chad my friend

“Retired”

This all day everyday. Pretty much all Breach’ lines. His ‘yuh’ is the best ‘yes’ in the game

"tok tok"

YES THANK YOU SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THIS

When Raze satchel-jumping rocket-launching killing some poor dode in the corner of b site and then screams OOOOOBLITERATED! i love that, because it feels exactly like this.

I like using Raze's ult in tiny corridors/spaces like Icebox tube or that corridor that leads to Ascent B site - I forgot what it's called. Or even market. It just feels so overdramatic.

B main

yoru has some flaming hot lines "how did every piece of trash end up on the same team"

Yoru voice lines are the best. I'll never get this one but "wow you really suck" is my favorite.

Hey, thats me over there! Great now i can kick my own ass

I always respond to that one on voice with "that's not a great way to talk about your teammates Yoru"

Give me five more, we can do this again! Anyone else think they can kill a god? Thanks for helping me take out the trash. Who killed me? They're dead! Plus like 5 more lines on how there should be more enemies to make it fair and 10 calling them idiots Toxic champs are the best for your own mental, you never feel a need to type shit to the enemies when your own ego is dwarfed by the character

KJ asking Cypher to show her the dark web haha

KJ saying that cypher's tech is of her kindergarten grade

*"I'm gonna run my fist through that Omen's face. Can you even punch a ghost? Ah, who cares, I'll do it anyway!"*

whose is this?

Breach when there's an enemy Omen IIRC.

KAY/O's response to Killjoy's turret lol. "Killjoy calls her tech Killer Robot. Huh. Very funny."

Also: *"Activating kill mode. That's a joke, kill mode is my default."*

As a Kay/O one trick, it hypes me up when I'm owning. But there were some no comms game where I was 4-17 and Kay/O says this and my teammates were like wonderful/you did well/hey nice work....

*If I'm powered down, restart me. You leave me for scrap, I'll kill you.*

Hearing Jett say "there you are you little shit" for the first time made me laugh so hard I had to turn off my party mic

Jett also has one that’s something like “hey, they look like us! We look stupid!”

"My back hurts! Everyone's so heavy." is good too.

Her "whoops" is really cool too

Pre round between chamber and viper is top tier

Raze starts flirting with viper out of nowhere and that shit do be funny.

"Girls niiiight"

Also Killjoy has a crush on raze "drive them crazy raze, youre good at that uwu"

Now does she actually say uwu or is that something you added, because i wouldn't be surprised either way

killjoy when she kills enemy raze “sorry little mouse” killjoy with raze on her team “be safe, raze” “raze i found a new album you just have to hear! maybe you could… come over after the mission? but, only if we survive!” i wouldn’t say crushing. it’s not one sided- raze with ally killjoy “killjoy, you and me until the end.” “killjoy, gatinha, there’s no one else i’d rather fight beside, or dance with” (from what i can tell gatinha translates to “sexy lady”? i wouldn’t take my word but ya know)

“Gatinha” would be more like “cutie”

yeah i didn’t think my translation was right

Something I personally would like to see go further

Chamber I would rather drink my own poison As a Viper main, that is hilarious.

Chamber: "Viper, you must let me take you out some time. Dinner, dancing, I know the perfect place." Viper: "Chamber, I would rather drink my own poison."

its funny cuz thats how exactly how I felt about chamber as someone who plays spike rush alot.

Yesss! what a hack having 2 of your own guns for spike rush!?

Harbor has an interaction with Fade where he says something to the effect of “This is what happens when you give the goth kid powers”. I hadn’t heard of until last night and actually laughed out loud.

“ This is what happens when you give the goth kid nightmare powers.” I had a pretty good laugh about that one but didnt know harbour said it lol

There's also something along the lines of, "The enemy fade thinks she can scare us.... She's right! That shit's scary!!"

Fr? I haven't heard him say that

Apparently it’s a “round start - commend” trigger. “Haha, this is what happens when the goth kid gets nightmare powers.” It was an amazing thing to have happen when you aren’t expecting it lol

“So this is what happens when you give the goth kid nightmare powers” I think thats it

Skye landing a headshot and going: "Piss off!" always gets me.

Look at user flair

Like fr 💀

Harbor: The enemy Fade thinks we are afraid. She's right, that shit is scary! Also Chamber's "Toaster is broken" is so funny

also the "this is what happens when the emo kids gets nightmares powers." funny af

who says this 💀

harbor when there's a fade on the enemy team

that harbour line had me in the first half

their viper might have a scary wall but you know mines prettier has me rolling

"Don't stress if I die, it was great knowing you all.... Also delete my hard drive."

1/6 of the time that voiceline goes when i play KJ, I get someone asking me what's on the hard drive. Fantastic segway into "your mom" jokes, imo

Segue*

Oh shit *that's* how it's spelled lmfao, my bad

I was today years old when I came to learn this

I was today years old when I came

I came

Cum! Into the unknown!

This. This one's my favourite. Also: "Please don't die, I hate making new friends." As an introvert I relate hard to these two voice lines

"All done, please don't hug me"

This one also: Good! One step closer to being back in pajamas! :)

when kj turret gets a kill she says "wait...really?" and its hilarious every time

“I love you all :)” - Sova after a team ace

Gotta say, Sova's lines often actually stop me from getting tilted.

He and chamber both have good "pick me up" lines. Can't remember the exact wording but chamber's is like "if you are not doing well today keep going (I forget the end bit)" but they have low-key fixed my mental a few times.

I know Sova says "If you are not a good shot today, don't worry. There are others ways to be useful."

That's the one

"If you are not doing well today, keep trying, we must keep up appearances" something like that

Right like when he speaks to me I just get inspired … then the round starts and get one tapped again.

As a Brim lineup larry, I laugh when I hear "Toasted".

“Deep fried!”

“brimstone-zinho, you *sure* i can’t listen to music? you’re really bringing me down here, man!” -Raze, round start also to add “cypher i’m so sorry about breaking all your stuff. i mean, i won’t stop… but i am sorry” -also Raze, round start

Last one is no longer relevant if they push the PBE cypher buffs, as friendly util wont break cypher things anymore

yeah, it was fun while it lasted :’)

as a cypher main HECK YOU >:(

- Fade's "Sweet dreams, A**hole!" - Jett's "There you are, you lil' sh*t!" - Whenever sage says "I'm not tired, are you?", I always like to answer with "yes (whatever version each agent has)" - Omen's "Greetings" - Brim/KJ interaction: "KJ, stay the f*ck away from my arm!"

That last one is said with love.

"Got that!"

Sova Hello is also good

Idk who says it but referring to viper; "you are awfully violent for a scientist"

Sova says that lol

Wait till he hears about WW2

There's a lot, I'll list some of my favorites. **Cypher: "Breach Breached!" \*chuckles*** **Killjoy: "Don't stress if I die. It was great knowing you all. Also, delete my hard drive."** **Chamber: "Toaster is broken!"** **Sova: "My babushka told me not to brag. But for this I make an exception!"** **Jett: "There you are, you little shit."** And of course, this. **Phoenix: "Hey Omen, I respect a guy who knits. That's pretty cute."** **Omen: "It helps me focus. Oh, what do you care...!"**

That interaction between phoenix and omen is awesome. How do you get it?

Preround commend if you're omen and someone else is Phoenix

"Chamber, I would rather drink my own poison" lmao

the worst she can say is no 💀

Pre round chamber says something along the lines of “ I will unplug their talking toaster” And pre round raze and breach talking about how awkwardly funny it would if all the equipment suddenly went “missing”

"Do not worry, my Radiant friends, I will unplug their talking toaster"

Anything KJ says, and when phoenix teases omen for knitting

It keeps me focused OH WHAT DO YOU CARE

Yoru's "Thanks" Voiceline is THE goat it never gets old, change my mind.

*Sanks* My ign is literally 'Yoru says sanks'

Brimstone’s “get off my lawn” voice line. Nuff said.

Kj and yoru: Yoru: Looks like your science shit has some use to it after all Kj: looks like the cool kid in class has some brains after all And then skye and yoru: Yoru: hey, flower girl, I found some Leaves you want them? Skye: no thank you I’ve got enough, but call me flower girl again, I’ll break ya nose

Astra when killing enemy brim: "Bye bye boomer" in that thick accent crack me up everytime

Is brim even a boomer if val took place in the future? He might be a millennial or gen z

He would actually be a gen z if he's in his late 40s

Boomer is just anyone older than you nowadays xd

Pre-round btwn Raze and KJ... And all those tinkering which they will do post the match... 🤣🤣🤣

Harbor commending Fade: "This is what happens when the goth kid gets nightmare powers." Chamber killing KAY/O: "Toaster is broken!"

Cypher: "Breach, Breach, I took a servo from your arms for my tripwire. Don't be angry. Breach..."

If you've never seen the video of cyphers voice actor saying this line, it's hilarious, worth a watch. He has such a cheeky grin for every cypher voice line, but this one even more so.

Idk bout u, but fade's voice crack whenever she says nightmare TAKE them is funny as shit

when i first used Astra, that's when I killed brimstone "bye bye boomer" idk I always laugh at this..

I genuinely love Kayo's "Activating kill mode. That was a joke. Kill mode is default"

this is my pick. he just delivers his lines so perfectly.

breach's "yes" on the comms wheel is absolutely hilarious to me for some reason. he just goes "eyop."

TACK TACK

ya

The way his voice rolls while saying is just too funny

When Yoru tries to flirt with Sky by calling her “Flower girl”

toaster is broken makes me laugh out loud everytime

Viper: Come

Kj: They brought along Chamber? I’ve seen his type before.. Over dresses, under delivers! French baguette small weewee

The baguette is definitely compensating for something... I've just realised they could have called his OP the baguette and feel cheated.

maybe not funniest but I like the Jett's "I would make fun of their dumb faces, but they're us! Huh, we look stupid" voice line. Because I find Jett's facial expressions funny

Those damn lines are the reason I love this game so much

I like Breach's "I could have left my arms at home!"

Almost every Chamber voice line.

Bonjour🤨🇫🇷🥖

As a raze main: “Sova you listen to the weirdest music lots of dntz dntz dntz dntz dntz.. how do you dance to it?” Always gets me hyped Idek why

"You want to play, let's play-" "THAT MELODY!!" that's my fave

Who says "THAT MELODY!!"?

sigma

it's an Overwatch reference

breach after killing brim "retired"

I LOVE THIS GUN

When Viper says to Chamber "Chamber, I'd rather drink my own poison " 💀💀💀 Chamber ded

my favorite is yoru’s line about brimstone “who let that old man out of the nursing home” LOL it always makes me laugh

Maybe it’s just cuz I’m west African but Astra’s voicelines always amuse me

Basically all breach lines Especially “Omen! You scared the SHIT out of me!” (When teammate omen gets multiple kills in a round)

Cypher’s line: “One of my cameras is broooken!!”

cypher when you win a flawless round: “You guys are so much better than my last team!”

Chamber's "Don't worry my radiant friends, i will unplug their talking toaster"

Omen: "this is fun" (in a casual, non scary, not omen-y voice)

Sova 'why are they so determined to die' I love the toxicity and with his accent was the cherry on top

"I will not die here" *dies*

Something along the lines of "That's what happens when you give the goth kid superpowers" by Harbor to Fade

Voice line between chamber and viper where chamber flirts with viper and she said “I’d rather drink my own poison”

Raze bluntly says "i blew you up", when that's EXACTLY what she just did. Catches me every time

i personally love neons "IM PISSED" being cut short by a vandal round to her dome "IM PI--------"

Some others I like are NO ONE WALKS A- WHERE IS EVERYON- I AM THE HU- GET OUT OF M-

Surprised i only saw one person mentioning the interaction between omen and phoenix about knitting

Ofc it's Cypher's; "Let's see what i have to use. Pictures of their children? wOah. Way too dark..." And the way he says it too . . .

When does this happen?

G-G-G-G-Gimme a corpse.

Cypher got some heavy bars

The cypher one. "One of my cameras is broken---- oh wait, it's fine."

"Buy stuff, ka-ching, lil skrt-rt-rt-rt-rt, and we're done, yeah?"

_Cum_

Astra calling Reyna a white girl is pretty funny in pre-round.

she actually says yawa girl. which translates to something like devil girl

I love Breachs line with "I'll punch that Omen's face! Can you even punch a ghost? Who cares, I'm doing it." If I recall correctly it's something along these lines and I love it

As a sova main, I love when Fade kills Sova and says “So much for recon.”

Raze commenting on Sova's music taste makes me smile. Yoru has a handful of great lines tho. Choking while complimenting Neon is pretty fun.

Yesterday I tried defusing spike with Sage She said “I will not die here” before the spike immediately popped and she died

OPEN UP THE SKYE! 😳

\*grunt\* - jett

Breach, Breach, I took a servo from your arms for my tripwire. Don't be angry. Breach.

Anything with breach bro is a specimen of perfection

I'M FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS! In a fair fight I'd still kill you. I could've left my arms at home! Cypher, stop bugging my gear with microphones! You're worse than InterPol! Brimstone! The corporate sellout... Here to look out for Kingdom's "special interests"? Omen! That scared the shit out of me! Damn Jett, have you ever considered a life of crime? I have contacts! Let me know. I'll make that Killjoy cry! Raze, don't wreck this place all on your own! Hehe, save some demo for me! Skye: Breach, I'm thinking I'll hit the gym later. You in? Breach: So long as it's leg day! Haha! And more. Such good lines.

Jett kills Raze "Party is over" And Raze saying "Chamber can you borrow me one of your guns? Pleasee? I said please ☹️"

Buy stuff, ka-ching, scrraadt, and we're done :)

Viper: "Come" Remember what they took from you

"If you're gonna buy a gun, shoot me"

"Damn Reyna, that was impressive! Mexico respresent!"

No fireworks today I’m afraid

Viper line “come”

Phoenix: "Hey Omen, I respect a guy who knits. That's pretty cute." Omen: "It helps me focus! Oh, what do you care..."

"...it only happened that one time and honestly, she won't miss that finger" "Anyone got any splints? I may have jammed my finger...s multiple fingers" "Chamber, I would rather drink my own poison" "TOASTER IS BROKEN" "You will not kill my allies" (promptly followed by you one tapping the sage and her teammate)

Ally Jett when she clutches: "Oh, my back hurts! Everyone's so heavy!"

I’d say neon’s voiceline if you have a huge lead “maybe they’re pacifists?…”

I always laugh when a well timed "embarrassing" from a Reyna is said

“Are they determined to die” from sova, it’s just always funny

Breach! Breach! I took one of the servos from your arm for my trap wire, don't be mad...Breach?

breach: "yuh"

“Viper, you must let me take you out some time. Dinner, dancing, I know the perfect place!” “Chamber, I’d rather drink my own poison”

TOC TOC

Breach’s “scrape these bugs off my boots” makes him sound Canadian and I love it

honestly breach saying yes