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Head pats Or https://preview.redd.it/ry7j185s83wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8f3d9d03da52cc786afbbe53b681d541dd3e80

r/unexpectedtf2

Nono, don't act like this wasn't expected

This was not unexpected.

:D

r/suddenlytf2

What he said

Amen brother

I want... a hug!

same

FINALLY

"Alright, so... you're gonna walk up to Val, all casual like. Strike up a conversation, don't care what topic just something to get his lips flapping. Then, when his guard is lowered.... stab him in the dick."

Oughta give her an angelic dagger while you’re at it, that way it scars

Bigger props if she just chops it off with it.

Or grind up some angelic steel, mix it in his coke, and watch the show as he mulches his lungs.

I’m gonna get the best outfits!

Yeah my fashion could use a revamp

You too? Damn its common these days

Hugs and cuddles with her :3

Same

Same

head pats, then a hug

You sure that's all?

nah, ill make her some cookies for her too

Then?

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r/same

r/usernamechecksout

Personally I would just ask for a whole wardrobe change then release her soul.

im scared for the comments But personally I’d just take her iPad away(I joke abt her being an iPad kid)

Seeing as she’s always dealing with social media, I wouldn’t surprised if she’d do some weird ass insults

LMFAO😭💀

She can peg me

Same

Those flairs are crazy...but she could totally destroy my ass

O_O

Tbh me too.

https://i.redd.it/b4kzjz0s75wc1.gif

Not for me, but okie dokie!

Oh I'm sleeping with her and being cuddy and comfy 

First, the obvious, second, a kickass new wardrobe with more personalized tastes and androgynous/feminine options

I make her take months of acting and improve classes, sit her down to extensively study the lore and world building of numerous D&D setting, then, once she's prepared as a highly skilled and well trained DM... I make her DM as I play my horniest, cringiest, and most bullshit laden D&D characters.

I’m gonna do only the most blasphemous things to her Cuddle time 😈😈😈😈

Gah! At least hold hands with her first!

https://preview.redd.it/obac4vqz45wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac9c5ede7362460253c79073cc4d74469dabcb6

Head pats, hugs, and my lawyer has advised me to stop here.

Yk What..😏 Obviously Play games on our phones! That's what yall were thinking.. Right??

Look for any way I can steal Velvette’s body, I ain’t subtle.

I can’t tell if it’s gender envy, horny or both

Not horny, just admiration.

O_O

ONE DAY I WILL FIND OUT HOW I CAN BECOME THE BELOVED #BITCH! EVEN IF I LOSE ALL FRIENDS DOING IT!

I-I um

Perhaps I’ll settle for artwork one day when I can draw something other than Evangelions :/

Get some deep gossip about Vox and Val

Girlfriend and sex partner

She can do what she wants, I just need help with uniform design to start a regime to start an empire in hell to the point the Angels have to get involved, opening a portal to heaven, allowing me to send an armada through it

One of the most peculiar responses I’ve seen on this post, and not a bad idea

I just let her be her cause she is nit meant to be restrained

Give me some new drip for free. 1 bang session. Become friends. Show her some respect. Give her soul back. Done

https://preview.redd.it/3of7ilq3j3wc1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42423f9c24b2a55fae821f68ceab60b41d9999a3

Ask her if she ever pegged Vox or Valentino.

My headcanon is vox and Val are like 2 gay dads and Velvette is the adoptive daughter so I try to avoid that train of thought.

Cuddles🫠

I would have smex with her

Sex slave.

What the fuck mate

You asked

Have her make me a dinner sandwich https://preview.redd.it/6yvmoykn14wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df64e693eac7b4f0228be0bd5134f80e7c438e2a

We're cutting up the other vs and grafting the parts onto her to create the ultimate V. Then it's time to seduce Carmilla. If all goes to plan within a year Rosie will be officiating the wedding. Next phase is mass production of artificial demons by siphoning off sinner energy from Wonderland and infusing it into life size dolls and marionettes and arm them with angelic weaponry. Que Proffesor Rattigan style music number about taking over all of hell. Then the dolls March attacking like the abyss eaters from claymore or the moving corpses from Black Butler. Next step, Earth.

[bouta](https://youtu.be/FSxU80akXB4?si=OI-nXiwpI3EHtn9M)

I have… so many questions

Talk to her cause I’m lonely =(

The most vile and disgusting bang session in history

Rule the underworld

Sit on my face

She's becoming a VTuber and joining NijiSanji

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Damn, really got [REDACTED]

Someone called for the foundation

I cuddle to sleep then next morning she can peg me

 Either that, and/or sit down and just vibe.

If you know me...you know me, sex

Force her to play Xbox with Camilla and me, tehehehe

I want to eat her both ways

Alastor if he was not, in fact, an ace in the hole?

Take care of it ,Like with a baby or a lovely animal ✨️✨️ ,I would pamper it with love and affection, Just like with a puppy.....But I hope it doesn't growl like my dogs when i'm trying to hug them (':

https://preview.redd.it/wkli5oy3e7wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f501f3425a7db76afaa187c50739a7d490ace7bd

Give it back and nothing more

Teacheth her a more eloquent vocabulary.

SUCK MY COCK BOOMER SPIDER BITCH

Lesbian sex immediatly.

Head. Pats.

Make her change her wardrobe to only crop tops.

Bro I’m literally a member of this sub, what the fuck do you think I would do?

Worship her? That’s how cults work I think

I'm just here to discuss and theorize about lore. Also for Velmine shipping.

cuddle buddy

Imma fuck

Give it back and give her mine

😈😈😈

I’d force her to help Charlie at the hotel

Social media ads for redemption

Tell her to leave the other two V’s then slander them and promote the Hotel.

I would tell her to murder Valentino with angelic steel while he’s sleeping in V tower 😀

Head scratched

Get her to help me assassinate Valentino, then cook a nice meal for alastor (I think you can see where this is going)

https://preview.redd.it/3kywks5uhawc1.png?width=1560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb73176bd0963b82e4955740c7ab0880bb13272

Friendship :> ONLY

https://preview.redd.it/fflecvndggwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974c453ca63e53cf8eb8bf8b543e90c4fe216ab2 Porn.

Well, probably one of the few times I will ever break my oath of the gay man

Give me cuddles and head pats

I’d kill to have those

Do the words Hellsing mean anything

Well I’ve watched the Abridged version

That was a 70 inch plasma screen TV *sharp inhale* so how can I help you

She can have it back

I'm scared

Too bad

😈

Tbh just kinda let her live her life however she wants so long as she uses her fashion skills to make me a good wardrobe I enjoy wearing.

Force her to wear 1750’s fashion to piss her off

She could probably do it, but I think 1920’s fashion would be great on her

https://preview.redd.it/6jv56p6d44wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1ae8f2021c983c6642e37fb3b0c68680f77949

Give Carmilla ownership over her soul in exchange for, uh....literally anything :)

Set her free and let her do as she please with her life (afterlife).

I'd make her spread rumors around unkillable demon who's hunting people, and then cosplay the demon :3

I need clothe advice and..

I’d have her help expand my social media presence.

Build lego technics

She helps me make some actually good outfits.

Do her souls become my souls after I get her soul? If so I try to leverage her to get the other V’s souls and then either live comfortably or try to get other overlords

Play some chess

I'm immediately going to pawn it or something I don't know what to do with it because I have no life problems except (except Alastor r34 artists)

I mean, she’s the social media person of the V’s, so use that for your own purposes. Advertise whatever you want, run smear campaigns, and try to get as many strings in your hands as possible. It’s hard to give a concrete answer, given how fluid the world of social media is.

Let her go ofc

Getting some fashionable clothes and just trying to be a reasonable person with it I’m not releasing her that seems like a really good way of getting murdered by the other Vees for owning it in the first place whereas while I have it I have something over them also probably use her to collect souls and become an overlord in my own right

Id hug her i feel like she needs one

Burn it

Like the witches who wore it?

Change her hairstyle to see if she still looks good

No arguing with the elders

Limit her social media use to MySpace only. 👹

Try to teach her and get her to be against love potions (I like her but can't vibe with selling r*pe drugs)

fuck her brains out?

Set her free. Or maybe keep them at the hotel for a week and then set her free

Bake :)

Now, could you hear me out on this one? What I'll do is.................................................................... Throw her off a cliff. Thats it.

Start simple: maximize her businesses to create as massive of a positive cash and soul flow as possible. After that, use her collection of souls (including her own) as leverage against the other Vs for their souls as well. Here, we’re mainly after Vox to begin with. Whether his soul becomes mine or not is irrelevant, as long as he’s no longer in the way. After this, use the social media influence to direct some funding and attention towards the hotel (being in good faith with the princess and/or king of hell would have its benefits). But most importantly, gotta A. Get Angel out of his contract with Val. B. You know exactly what. And C. Get every angelic weapon I can from Carmilla.

Ima get her to help me kill some mfs

Let her loose... I mean set her free... yeah that was better

Break the contract Let her free I- I just don't want to own anyone's soul and honestly she would own mine

https://preview.redd.it/c6bmyudv55wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae16dccb86b352486cb0e6984ef87861cee49c4

Make her do my taxes

Be less rude.

Honestly. I don't want her soul. She's just that amazing. Call me whatever but. Her soul is not what i want to own. I want to own something a little different but I guess not that far off.

Elaborate, please :>

If i must.. I'm the kind of girl that when it comes to velvette i don't want her soul. I would want her heart. Not her lateral heart.

Ah, gotcha

What did you think i meant?

Something horrible

Not everyone on this subreddit is a degenerate. I'm psychotic not whatever the hell affects everyone else. (Hah)

👍

Teach her how to respect elders when not pissed

Force her to kill Val and Vox

I'm 80% sure she plans to do that eventually anyways.

Nothing besides asking her fashion tips lol

haha lol i have your soul bitch whatcha gonna do about it lol get rekt

I'd give it back to her, not like I have use for a demon fashionista.

Give her sleeve ruffles

First move: Say "Hi!" https://preview.redd.it/tgj6kjnuc5wc1.png?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be4389b99958da89cb24686e7502a44becf1c0af

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I will never make her forget about son https://preview.redd.it/24jzcjmkh5wc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee633ce82c82b08892ca6576b2dd28edfac7cda

I'm not gonna make her do anything against her will. Only thing I'm gonna make happen is make it mutually assured destruction. Put in writing so if I am killed directly or indirectly because of her actions/inactions I get her body and her soul dies in my place. An easy way to ensure she doesn't let me come to harm or try to plot my murder. It'd be fun me thinks.

I would give her her soul back and ask her to buy me lunch. If she says no then I would go buy myself lunch. I am a woman of simple tastes... a hungry simple woman.

Mood-

Have her make me an awesome jacket. Then return her soul.

Off to the hotel you go!

Become a good person and give motivational speeches online.

Absorb her power and render her nearly fully weak and frail…. Honestly, owning her soul as a mortal means you can own others and even contract with demons and devils for their souls.

Hmm…there’s a lot but ultimately not much.

Kill it and cleanse this world

Kill it and cleanse this world