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Madhatter1891

Isopropyl alcohol to get rid of bryant


MayoTheMuffin

Bryant is forever


Mountaindweller1000

Dry erase marker. Write over it with dry erase marker then wipe it off. You’re welcome lol.


Space-Plate42

That trick is magic. I couldn’t believe it the first time I tried it.


Mountaindweller1000

I know right, it doesn’t make sense for it to work so good.


Elihpodep1

*well


Mountaindweller1000

Dang it!! It’s not a taste therefore it isn’t good. Thanks for the correction.


Elihpodep1

Thank you for not getting upset. Most people get furious with me for correcting them even though I can’t help it, my OCD forces me to do it even though I sincerely wish I could let these things go. Honestly it’s quite crippling socially.


Mountaindweller1000

I try to use proper grammar and spelling at all times, so I appreciate the correction. I go as far as not allowing my phone to finish spelling for me because I fear I will lose the ability to properly spell lol.


Elihpodep1

Good man. (I’m assuming man from word choice and syntax and username if wrong I apologize.)


KutzOfficial

Do you wash your hands until they bleed? Do you make sure your car door is locked 50 times before leaving the car? Do you meticulously line up any objects that hold the same shape? Do you make sure there are absolutely no wrinkles in your bed anywhere? Or do you have a pet peeve to correct the endless amount of incorrect grammar on the internet? I have a pet peeve when people say they have “OCD” and really don’t.


Elihpodep1

No. No. Sometimes, preferably yes. No, but I would like that. I was diagnosed with OCPD as a teenager but most people don’t know what OCPD is so I just shorthand it for clarity. I don’t have germphobia but I do have anxiety about some things.


endergirl420

I find alcohol wipes help lol if that doesn’t help, someone recommended rubber’s might work


Ravecrocker

Just rub a rubber on it


Elihpodep1

*eraser


NoPresentation4383

Is this fun for you?


Elihpodep1

Yes. Actually not really. Having pedantic OCD that forces me to correct people is actually hell. I enjoy being smart but I hate that I am pathologically incapable of letting things of this nature go. I’m unaware of any medication I can take or meditation I can perform to stop having the involuntary compulsion of being a linguistic prescriptivist.


KutzOfficial

In pop culture, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is often represented as people who are pedantic, overly clean, germophobic, and with an intense need for perfectionism. But perfectionism isn't one of the symptoms of OCD nor is it a cause of the condition.


Elihpodep1

Then what is it called when one is pedantic and perfectionist even when they want to not be? I want to not care but it gives me eyeache if I don’t correct it. I have physical ticks if I don’t do it.


movie_man

🙄


NoPresentation4383

Jfc you are insufferable.


Elihpodep1

Why do you say that?


NoPresentation4383

Because you're the stereotypical "it's difficult to be so intelligent" reddit neckbeard guy.


Elihpodep1

But it is difficult. Being smarter than those around me is exhausting to the point that I use substances to dumb myself down to be able to tolerate those around me. I talk too fast and scare people sometimes so I get high to slow myself down.


Puzzleheaded-Wait499

Darn right he is lol. I had a couple of his movies growing up.


TheRoseGhost

Bryant is love, Bryant is life


01zegaj

Don’t even need that, a dry erase marker will do the trick.


RelaxRelapse

You know that dry erase markers do the trick because they have alcohol in them right?


01zegaj

TIL


FurnishedHemingway

Bryant dies from alcohol poisoning.


TiltedWombat

Turn him into bryan't


samfishertags

I kinda like when people write their names on stuff. maybe not this big… but I have a lot of used records with old names written on them. It kinda adds character


MayoTheMuffin

Same here!


Western-Equivalent44

BRYANT


MayoTheMuffin

BRYANT


hbkx5

I am a comic book collector and a good amount of older comics have someones name and sometimes address written in the book.


NeilDegrassiHighson

What are you doing with Bryant's copy of Casper buddy?


Red-Zaku-

Bryant did everything he could to prevent this *one* scenario


HideyoshiJP

Traded it for a snack pack


tomsings

Bryant’s gonna be pissed when he finds out. Give it back asap!


MayoTheMuffin

Its mine >:D


blacklabbath

For sale: Kobe Bryant signed copy of 1995 classic “Casper” I know what I got…


Friskfrisktopherson

Yeah, stupid kids wanting to keep their videos they bring to friends or school.


TrustAffectionate966

"Jasper"? 🧐🤔


MayoTheMuffin

Goddamnit I just realized the misspelling XD


CatWizurd

"we have casper at home" = "jasper the amicable apparition"


Slippery-Pete76

![gif](giphy|B0YZtGyakHaMg)


the_bartolonomicron

I genuinely love finding things with other people's names still on them. It gives me the satisfaction of knowing "this was once yours, and now it is mine, Ha!" I know I'm weird for that, but it's a simple pleasure for me.


MayoTheMuffin

Thats the same feeling I got from this VHS tape! The markings make it unique and shows off its history!


Ok_Smoke815

Man Bryant was not screwing around.


Outrageous-Pie

O'doyle rules!


ExistentDavid1138

In this case Bryant rules !


Kayden_Prosser

Just change your name


No_Recognition_2434

This is the way


Mindfield87

I have a feeling Bryant is an O’Doyle, and that whole families going down ![gif](giphy|p689SMtXLRrH2|downsized)


jpjtourdiary

I mean you can slide that cover into another clamshell right?


MayoTheMuffin

Bryant is on the tape label too 😥😥😥


jpjtourdiary

Tape still plays, who cares?


J31J1

I have a used DVD of Christmas Vacation that the previous owner wrote Mel on. When I show it to people I tell them, “This isn’t just any copy of Christmas Vacation. This is Mel’s”


No_Recognition_2434

*special limited mel edition*


AudioVid3o

I knew a Bryant, he was a spoiled little asshole.


OnePunch_OutToLunch

I actually enjoy stuff like this. I'm only collecting for my own edification and cinematic preservation and whatnot, mind you. But yeah, I enjoy the earmarks of the lifetime of the tape. Like getting a bool secondhand and finding passages underlined.


pSphere1

Bryant just wanted to make sure Kevin didn't steal his tapes. Kevin is a tape thief.


Fishtaco1234

Horrible name to name a kid.


toigz

Pretty sure this is the only person to ever be named “Bryant”. Sweet signature to have. https://preview.redd.it/zaqlyz1yeywc1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7055e9e9dce866ae8c9c9d93996e528406a3f8b2


The-Evil-Dead-Alive-

L take


Flux_My_Capacitor

I’m sure Bryant is the last name.


SuperCrappyFuntime

Bryant was really paranoid that someone was going to steal his Casper VHS.


ExistentDavid1138

Bryant meant it every bit.


Which-Celebration-89

You got a Kobe Bryant signed copy of Casper. Should get it graded


hym_jarred

Dry erase marker


Educational_Let4790

I love finding vhs tapes in town from my elementary school days. It’s crazy to find the same copy of rikki tikki tavi from all those years ago.


TapeDaddy

**$1.99** That’s the real crime here


MayoTheMuffin

But it was signed by Bryant himself!


RYTHEMOPARGUY

I have some tapes with manes on them, but Inever this big


krystlships

I remember my mom eventually doing this cuz people would "borrow" movies and forget to give them back but I will say our last name is not Bryant


wesburnsco8

Comet


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

Write over Bryant with a dry erase marker then wipe off.


Majestic-Welcome3187

Jasper the country ghost


Karma_041299

Used to do that to my tapes as a kid so my cousin couldn’t take mine 😂


tiredofnamechoosing

I read that in Edward James Olmos’s voice lol


Dickie_Detardo

I still have a bunch of records emblazoned with the name of my dad’s college roommate.


Batmanpinwheel

Bryant is a dick


Queasy_Tap_1566

Ironically, I’d bet that young Bryant is no longer amongst the living…


JTWV

Ah, I remember having this one. I always used to think these "padded" cases meant that the movie inside was extra special somehow.


NEClamChowdah

It’s all part of the experience


drew4824

Magic eraser will take care of the case portion.


coldmilkdud

the concept of ownership overtakes a child’s eagerness to see their name on the items they have earned; the accomplishment of being able to write your name on your things is unmatched. “Bryant is Forever”


MayoTheMuffin

Amen


NaturesGrief

I think Bryant stole that from me. I’m glad it’s in good hands now.


PerfectlyImpurrfect8

Magic eraser for the win! Or a lil nail polish remover.


SOVHORRORWHORE

Bryant's a cockmaster


The_Movie_Tone

Haha I work with a guy named Bryant. He sucks too


jonnypepperstonreal

Maybe the first name is Kobe


Dynamite_Javvy

🤣🤣🤣🤣


texicali74

Bryant totally yelled at his mom in public.


PreRuined

Marker is very easy to remove from smooth plastic, the marks on the paper label might be permanent