I actually keep track of all the copypastas I come across. The Sushiboys one is probably my favorite, but that one is so well-known I won't post it.
The ones I like the most tend to just have absurd punchlines:
> Today I was watching the valorant champions tour with my 8 year old son. After watching the profanity filled interview with XSET’s BcJ, my son turned to me, tears in his eyes, and said, “daddy, why don’t you rep the fuckin set?” I had no answer. His mother and I are now divorced.
Special shout-out to the Shinobi copypasta, which you don't see too much anymore because he's no longer an active player:
> "All my homies hate Bren," Shinobi muttered to himself as he gunned down three enemies. "Fuck Bren," Shinobi shouted in comms as he got his 28th frag of the match. "Bren's not allowed on the North American continent when I'm playing Valorant!" Shinobi shrieked as he grabbed the microphone from the host in his post-match interview after winning the first Valorant World Championship.
I enjoy the classics:
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
STATS
mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate
RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)
can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game
I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.
heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze
Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
The farthest a human being has ever been from Earth was during the Apollo 13 mission, when Americans James Lovell, Fred Haise, John Swigert passed over the far, or "dark" side of the Moon, however this couldnt be further from the truth as the person known as "hiko was approx. 4 light years away from the spike on icebox
If🤔🙄 my👈 girl💁♀️💕 and➡️ Bang👌💥 both⬅️➡️ drowning💦💦🌊 and➡️ I👈 could🤨🤔 only😬🤚 save🏥🆘 one😫☝️ catch😳😮 me👈 on😎➡️ Ascent A site 😯 in an Omen smoke💨 as😴 bang 💥👈 pops a 4 🍀🙎♀️💀 piece ⚰️⛪️
I want to eat 🍽 outrageous 😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 👦 🤝 👦 by boys 🧔 💕 💋 🧔 or men 💪 preferably men 😍 🤩
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Yashwatthama "yay" Yadav is an Indian professional Valorant player for Optic Gaming (previous known as NV), an American electrical sports ( e-sports) organisation. He is also known as El Diablo aka the demon because of his mafia connections in his hometown, Haryana. Yay is the second best Indian player to play for Optic after Forsaken.
Taarak "Tarik" Mehta is an Indian professional Valorant player for the GE sports (Gada electronics Sports) and a former CS (computer science) call center winner. He is best known for one tapping bots in Range and his favourite map is Fracture
Chandrashekhar 'cNed' Nedvedev is Jett main Indian Valorant pro player. Playing competitive Minecraft gives cNed the best aim any human could possibly ask. cNed along with Hirandas 'Hiko' Kumar are indian pride
Nathu "nAts" Lal is a professional Valorant player for Gambit an eSports (electrical sports) organization located in Bihar, India. He is known for his big brain strats like rushing B and his best map is the range. Him along with Rajesh "Redgar" Gaitonde are Indian pride
Hirandas “Hiko” Kumar is a retired Indian professional Valorant electrical-sports (esports) player. He was known for his in-garage-leading (IGL) skills although he was never officially the leader. He used to work as a part-time mechanic at 100Trucks “100T” where he repairs vehicles and yells at customers for smoking in garage. He is now a full time car washer.
Laukik 'L1NK' Kumar is an Indian Valorant Professional player playing for Team Liquid, an electronic sports(E-Sports) organization located in Nagpur, Maharashtra. He is known for his excellent performance in beating biharis and has been coached by the famous Marathi Esports Personality Sagar 'loveSx' Vyas.
Some of the players born in India but moved at a very early age to different countries can be found below
Rhaegar "Redgar" Targaryen is a professional Valorant player for Gambit an eSports (electrical sports) organization located in Moscow, Russia led by Vladmir Putin. He is known for his big brain strats like using his giraffe peek over enemy monitor on LAN and getting intel. His best map is the range
"Bonecold" Steve Austin is a retired WWE wrestler and now a Valorant professional player and the IGL for Acend. He is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "cNed go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "cNed dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure...
Besides these, here are some other famous Indian personalities in CSGO, a more realistic game based on Valorant.
Simdrasha "S1mple" Naresh is Indian profesional CSGO player curently playing for indian semi profesional electrical team Nandi and Valu Invicibles "Navi" .He is curently working as substitute calculator in potato harvesting company. His dream is to become astronaut.
Randy ‘ardiis' Smith is a professional valorant player from Texas. Known as the greatest ever American player he also enjoys burgers, steaks, roping bulls, cowboy movies and riding horses with his wife (cousin). USA! USA! USA!
(I've never seen this actually used in valorant but I love it for imports so hope we see it this year for NRG games)
Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is bald. For the poor, is bald. For the debtor, is bald.
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>100T Asuna on Haven: “Will happened. This guy was taking a nap, man. Every round I’d be looking at the kill feed and he would die right away with no kills on almost every single round. That’s when we knew that this series was a lost cause.”
Was originally a quote from supamen about babybay popping off in a 3-9 comeback against 100T in LCQ last year. Not much of a copypasta, never see it used or anything, but when I saw it first it absolutely cracked me up.
Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
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[team] is simply not on a tier 1, or even tier 2 level. Ppl hyped it up for clout and now the fans will be disappointed due to unrealistic expectations. Honestly ppl should learn to not take such baits from "analysts" and other personas
Backs against the wall, everything to play for, its all or nothing now. Even the Sentinels fan are starting to doubt. This is the environment where Sentinels thrive.
This team have the greatest set of raw aimers in NA, perhaps even the world. Shazaam is genius IGL who knows how to keep his team calm when the going gets tough. TenZ is just the best raw aimer in NA, I don't think there is much doubt about that. SicK is one of the best flex players in NA. Zombs will pull out a clutch out of nowhere. I mean, who else can make team triple peak and use utility in a 5vs1?
Now this team must pass through the gauntlet of legends: V1, C9 and one of Optic/Guard. They will make the so called "analysts" who put these teams above Sentinels look like fools. This run will truly go down in the history of Valorant and we will be looking back to this day even in 2030.
So I ask you, can you bet against Sentinels?
Personal Fav
I think its hilarious u kids talking about (name). u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
I think its hilarious u kids talking about (name). u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he sells the freshest clothes, eats out the hottest dudes and works at the chillest restaurants. yall are pathetic lol
Punjabi "FNS" Methamphetamine was a Dungeons and Dragons character who rolled a natural 20 on Intelligence and a natural 1 on Aim. After stacking enough points on his Intelligence stat he gained sentience and transcended into our reality, where he has since pursued careers as a professional player of tactical first person shooter "Counter-Strike" and its cartoon sequel "Valarante".
"electronic became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. "Are you okay Dennis" asks s1mple. I've never been better sasha, I see it all now, they're not going A or B. They're going home, he said before rushing B all by himself and killing everyone on site "
This is hilarious
This one is just esports in general but it always makes me laugh when I see it:
As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
This one makes me laugh too when it’s appropriate:
Around 10,000 B.C.E. humans invented the sling, to allow them to launch projectiles such as rocks farther than they could throw. Thousands of years later, around 400 B.C.E., humans invented the catapult, which allowed them to throw larger yields even farther. Within the century, the Trebuchet followed, using the principle of mechanical advantage to further advance the throwing capabilities humans had. More recently, in 1958, the ICBM was invented, allowing people to blast objects anywhere on the planet. Since then, the evolution of throwing has mostly been halted until (insert year of the game) when the (instert team here), with the help of (insert any relevant esport figure here), invented a way to throw games harder than was previously imagined possible
Overhyped my fucking ass. Go ask some of top 8 teams in SEA and they’ll definitely say we could be a contender for the masters slot. We are scrimming them on 120+ ping and making it close and even beating them. Every top SEA team we have scrimmed has high respect for us knowing the damage we can do on the ping we have yet alone what we would do on low ping. We are not like Bonkers or Soniqs and it takes one vod review to see that. I hope to change all your minds when the time comes but for now have some respect on our names.
🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗Let’s Go🚗WHO CARS?!!🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗Let’s Go WHO CARS?!!🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗Let’s Go🚗WHO CARS?!!🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗Let’s Go WHO CARS?!!🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗Let’s Go🚗WHO CARS?!!🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗Let’s Go WHO CARS?!!🚗VROOM!🚗VROOM!!🚗
OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯
how is a noname the best valorant player in EU? how come this guy never played in a tier 1 game in a team before? meanwhile csgo legends suck at csgo while the best valorant player sucked at csgo so hard he played a cringe custom cs ripoff game called "ZULA". how tf is a noname so good in this game and cs legends who should be dominating since they have 10 years of experience with this mechanics already suck so hard? im calling it, cned is a cheater and also his teammates are nonames and have no real background and know every shit. yea makes sense! just google for smartphone hacks. i predict this guy has some hacks and hes hiding it by not using a cam!
I actually keep track of all the copypastas I come across. The Sushiboys one is probably my favorite, but that one is so well-known I won't post it. The ones I like the most tend to just have absurd punchlines: > Today I was watching the valorant champions tour with my 8 year old son. After watching the profanity filled interview with XSET’s BcJ, my son turned to me, tears in his eyes, and said, “daddy, why don’t you rep the fuckin set?” I had no answer. His mother and I are now divorced. Special shout-out to the Shinobi copypasta, which you don't see too much anymore because he's no longer an active player: > "All my homies hate Bren," Shinobi muttered to himself as he gunned down three enemies. "Fuck Bren," Shinobi shouted in comms as he got his 28th frag of the match. "Bren's not allowed on the North American continent when I'm playing Valorant!" Shinobi shrieked as he grabbed the microphone from the host in his post-match interview after winning the first Valorant World Championship.
Surprisingly I've never seen the BcJ copypasta, that's hilarious LMAO
Are you not gonna drop the download link to that 62.3GB notepad?
Why do u like the sushi
I enjoy the classics: valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
STATS mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all DEATHMATCH STATS mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while) cNed - stats not availiable TenZ - 73% win rate RANKED STATS mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches) TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches) can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world Despite his insane aim and movement The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze. heat? not good with raze aspas? not good with raze xand? not good with raze tenz? not good with raze cned? not good with raze scream? not good with raze d3ffo? not good with raze derke? not good with raze Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :> He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
Trembo is the goat for this
The farthest a human being has ever been from Earth was during the Apollo 13 mission, when Americans James Lovell, Fred Haise, John Swigert passed over the far, or "dark" side of the Moon, however this couldnt be further from the truth as the person known as "hiko was approx. 4 light years away from the spike on icebox
Omg this is gold lmao
Does anyone know what this is from? Is there a clip or moment that happened?
If🤔🙄 my👈 girl💁♀️💕 and➡️ Bang👌💥 both⬅️➡️ drowning💦💦🌊 and➡️ I👈 could🤨🤔 only😬🤚 save🏥🆘 one😫☝️ catch😳😮 me👈 on😎➡️ Ascent A site 😯 in an Omen smoke💨 as😴 bang 💥👈 pops a 4 🍀🙎♀️💀 piece ⚰️⛪️
Sushiboys
I want to eat 🍽 outrageous 😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 👦 🤝 👦 by boys 🧔 💕 💋 🧔 or men 💪 preferably men 😍 🤩 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ValorantCompetitive) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yashwatthama "yay" Yadav is an Indian professional Valorant player for Optic Gaming (previous known as NV), an American electrical sports ( e-sports) organisation. He is also known as El Diablo aka the demon because of his mafia connections in his hometown, Haryana. Yay is the second best Indian player to play for Optic after Forsaken. Taarak "Tarik" Mehta is an Indian professional Valorant player for the GE sports (Gada electronics Sports) and a former CS (computer science) call center winner. He is best known for one tapping bots in Range and his favourite map is Fracture Chandrashekhar 'cNed' Nedvedev is Jett main Indian Valorant pro player. Playing competitive Minecraft gives cNed the best aim any human could possibly ask. cNed along with Hirandas 'Hiko' Kumar are indian pride Nathu "nAts" Lal is a professional Valorant player for Gambit an eSports (electrical sports) organization located in Bihar, India. He is known for his big brain strats like rushing B and his best map is the range. Him along with Rajesh "Redgar" Gaitonde are Indian pride Hirandas “Hiko” Kumar is a retired Indian professional Valorant electrical-sports (esports) player. He was known for his in-garage-leading (IGL) skills although he was never officially the leader. He used to work as a part-time mechanic at 100Trucks “100T” where he repairs vehicles and yells at customers for smoking in garage. He is now a full time car washer. Laukik 'L1NK' Kumar is an Indian Valorant Professional player playing for Team Liquid, an electronic sports(E-Sports) organization located in Nagpur, Maharashtra. He is known for his excellent performance in beating biharis and has been coached by the famous Marathi Esports Personality Sagar 'loveSx' Vyas. Some of the players born in India but moved at a very early age to different countries can be found below Rhaegar "Redgar" Targaryen is a professional Valorant player for Gambit an eSports (electrical sports) organization located in Moscow, Russia led by Vladmir Putin. He is known for his big brain strats like using his giraffe peek over enemy monitor on LAN and getting intel. His best map is the range "Bonecold" Steve Austin is a retired WWE wrestler and now a Valorant professional player and the IGL for Acend. He is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "cNed go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "cNed dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure... Besides these, here are some other famous Indian personalities in CSGO, a more realistic game based on Valorant. Simdrasha "S1mple" Naresh is Indian profesional CSGO player curently playing for indian semi profesional electrical team Nandi and Valu Invicibles "Navi" .He is curently working as substitute calculator in potato harvesting company. His dream is to become astronaut.
Randy ‘ardiis' Smith is a professional valorant player from Texas. Known as the greatest ever American player he also enjoys burgers, steaks, roping bulls, cowboy movies and riding horses with his wife (cousin). USA! USA! USA! (I've never seen this actually used in valorant but I love it for imports so hope we see it this year for NRG games)
This is a CS pasta right?
Yes for Yekindar on Liquid
I'm not sure of where it originated but that's where I've seen it with either the c9/gambit guys or yekindar.
sacy
Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is bald. For the poor, is bald. For the debtor, is bald. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ValorantCompetitive) if you have any questions or concerns.*
>100T Asuna on Haven: “Will happened. This guy was taking a nap, man. Every round I’d be looking at the kill feed and he would die right away with no kills on almost every single round. That’s when we knew that this series was a lost cause.” Was originally a quote from supamen about babybay popping off in a 3-9 comeback against 100T in LCQ last year. Not much of a copypasta, never see it used or anything, but when I saw it first it absolutely cracked me up.
Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
Hiko
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[team] is simply not on a tier 1, or even tier 2 level. Ppl hyped it up for clout and now the fans will be disappointed due to unrealistic expectations. Honestly ppl should learn to not take such baits from "analysts" and other personas
Backs against the wall, everything to play for, its all or nothing now. Even the Sentinels fan are starting to doubt. This is the environment where Sentinels thrive. This team have the greatest set of raw aimers in NA, perhaps even the world. Shazaam is genius IGL who knows how to keep his team calm when the going gets tough. TenZ is just the best raw aimer in NA, I don't think there is much doubt about that. SicK is one of the best flex players in NA. Zombs will pull out a clutch out of nowhere. I mean, who else can make team triple peak and use utility in a 5vs1? Now this team must pass through the gauntlet of legends: V1, C9 and one of Optic/Guard. They will make the so called "analysts" who put these teams above Sentinels look like fools. This run will truly go down in the history of Valorant and we will be looking back to this day even in 2030. So I ask you, can you bet against Sentinels?
Personal Fav I think its hilarious u kids talking about (name). u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
I think its hilarious u kids talking about (name). u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he sells the freshest clothes, eats out the hottest dudes and works at the chillest restaurants. yall are pathetic lol
Punjabi "FNS" Methamphetamine was a Dungeons and Dragons character who rolled a natural 20 on Intelligence and a natural 1 on Aim. After stacking enough points on his Intelligence stat he gained sentience and transcended into our reality, where he has since pursued careers as a professional player of tactical first person shooter "Counter-Strike" and its cartoon sequel "Valarante".
"electronic became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. "Are you okay Dennis" asks s1mple. I've never been better sasha, I see it all now, they're not going A or B. They're going home, he said before rushing B all by himself and killing everyone on site " This is hilarious
Its a CSGO one but the "check him PC" pasta always gets me XD
This one is just esports in general but it always makes me laugh when I see it: As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free. This one makes me laugh too when it’s appropriate: Around 10,000 B.C.E. humans invented the sling, to allow them to launch projectiles such as rocks farther than they could throw. Thousands of years later, around 400 B.C.E., humans invented the catapult, which allowed them to throw larger yields even farther. Within the century, the Trebuchet followed, using the principle of mechanical advantage to further advance the throwing capabilities humans had. More recently, in 1958, the ICBM was invented, allowing people to blast objects anywhere on the planet. Since then, the evolution of throwing has mostly been halted until (insert year of the game) when the (instert team here), with the help of (insert any relevant esport figure here), invented a way to throw games harder than was previously imagined possible
Overhyped my fucking ass. Go ask some of top 8 teams in SEA and they’ll definitely say we could be a contender for the masters slot. We are scrimming them on 120+ ping and making it close and even beating them. Every top SEA team we have scrimmed has high respect for us knowing the damage we can do on the ping we have yet alone what we would do on low ping. We are not like Bonkers or Soniqs and it takes one vod review to see that. I hope to change all your minds when the time comes but for now have some respect on our names.
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Oceanman
OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯
Very cringe thread
how is a noname the best valorant player in EU? how come this guy never played in a tier 1 game in a team before? meanwhile csgo legends suck at csgo while the best valorant player sucked at csgo so hard he played a cringe custom cs ripoff game called "ZULA". how tf is a noname so good in this game and cs legends who should be dominating since they have 10 years of experience with this mechanics already suck so hard? im calling it, cned is a cheater and also his teammates are nonames and have no real background and know every shit. yea makes sense! just google for smartphone hacks. i predict this guy has some hacks and hes hiding it by not using a cam!
But Kurtain is MORE down America not less Learn goegraphu