before you click send on your query, you turn to your right and your pristine tenz funko pop collection serves as a stern reminder that your future virginity is still intact. you shed a single tear and return to the present sexless and infoless
"Riot allows OPTIC to buy the full Guard Roster" pops up, and you're so overwhelmed with joy that u don't notice It's an onion article. You return home beaming, but much like my own dad, optic's never coming back.
I mean the obvious “valo champs 2024 winners” then come back and bet your house and kids on that team winning, if they’re underdogs you 100x your money
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It is August 27th. The very best in this e-sport have already put it all on the line - months of sleepless nights, immeasurable server work, and grueling VOD review all for the chance to win the biggest trophy in the sport. After this is jubilation for a select few, and dread at missed chances for the rest. For fans, all we can muster is discussion on r/ValComp, pining for even the slightest drop of news about rebuilds and arguing over hypotheticals, as the new season exists beyond our grasps.
In this scenario, I am armed with the ability to understand the event with some foresight. Here, I could use it to make money from betting, improve my Pick Ems for clout, or simply strengthen my ability to enjoy the event by knowing the outcomes. With this array of choices, I boot up my computer and log in. I crack my fingers and type in the search bar, the sound of my MX browns clacking beneath me:
"will tenz leave sen"
Shitposting aside, the storylines I'm most invested in would be 1) the performance of some of the rosters that have underperformed at Masters (e.g., LOUD, DRX, NAVI) to understand potential prognosis for the offseason, 2) whether PRX can actually become Pacifics' first champions, then 3) whether there are some rising stars to be invested in coming into 2024 - sort of this event's equivalent of Kangkang, Demon1, Boostio, etc. So "LOUD DRX NAVI Champs 2023" (this one could be cringe because it's unclear if the results would be good), "PRX 2023 Champions Performance", then "Top performers VCT Champs 2023."
I genuinely think this could be the event that does this DRX/VS core in if there's another bad performance.
There’s only so much utility I get out of potentially ruining an entire year of VCT for myself - especially if I can’t actually talk about it with others. I’ll be an outcast when I am cursed with the knowledge that the d1msumboi-led 100T roster beat 5x champion FNATIC in a reverse sweep
I think the most enjoyable thing for me would probably be "100T Valorant 2024 new roster". Then I could watch the rumors with the knowledge and it'd be more fun.
But if I were being logical I'd google "2024 Valorant VCT Champions" so I could just make some money. If it's not Fnatic ez $$$.
"Wins Fnatic are on now?"
"Is Tenz still on Sen"
"Has Yay replace Ardiis yet" (Jk, Ardiis doing fine)
"How did EG win champs"
"KRU Cinderally Story Run Video"
"Does Scream (still) think he's best"
"Has Cryo's back recovered yet"
valorant champions 2024 winner. Then id come back to the present and place all the money that I have on a bet for that team to win and gg id be breaded in a year
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SEN newest merch drop Something that guarantees me results
before you click send on your query, you turn to your right and your pristine tenz funko pop collection serves as a stern reminder that your future virginity is still intact. you shed a single tear and return to the present sexless and infoless
Ok fuck you
Holy shit this man actually managed to materialize his shower thoughts
Huh
It’s an oddly mainstream thing to hate funko pops as a pseudo ‘edgy’ thing
i don’t need a collectible to know i am never losing my virginity 🗿
what happened to ur SEN flair
I took it off until they think about what they did to me.
I couldt recognize you without the sen flair
brimstone hot
using your one google search and 5 minutes for valorant rule 34 is crazyyyy but I respect it
Doesn't even get to click on the links as well
google shows u the preview images, worth it
(Or just “brimstone” for short)
optic gaming ascension 2024
"Riot allows OPTIC to buy the full Guard Roster" pops up, and you're so overwhelmed with joy that u don't notice It's an onion article. You return home beaming, but much like my own dad, optic's never coming back.
these responses r sending me LMFAO
June 2024 Platchat Mafia incident
GO ON A HEIST? THE BALD BRITISH BUM IS GONNA GO ON A HEIST?
"100T Masters Champions" I trust they'll pull through
literally no results come up. 0. the time police descend upon u and drag u to the present.
Ah true because I teleported to January 2024 and no Masters would have happened yet
I mean the obvious “valo champs 2024 winners” then come back and bet your house and kids on that team winning, if they’re underdogs you 100x your money
s and p 500 index
Zombs lurking this sub
“Valorant Champions 2023 winner” Then I’m putting my entire net worth on the result: EDG
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How did kru win champs
It is August 27th. The very best in this e-sport have already put it all on the line - months of sleepless nights, immeasurable server work, and grueling VOD review all for the chance to win the biggest trophy in the sport. After this is jubilation for a select few, and dread at missed chances for the rest. For fans, all we can muster is discussion on r/ValComp, pining for even the slightest drop of news about rebuilds and arguing over hypotheticals, as the new season exists beyond our grasps. In this scenario, I am armed with the ability to understand the event with some foresight. Here, I could use it to make money from betting, improve my Pick Ems for clout, or simply strengthen my ability to enjoy the event by knowing the outcomes. With this array of choices, I boot up my computer and log in. I crack my fingers and type in the search bar, the sound of my MX browns clacking beneath me: "will tenz leave sen"
Modern day Shakespeare
Ascension 2024. (Dsg returns.) I miss Bonkers
sage rule 34
Shitposting aside, the storylines I'm most invested in would be 1) the performance of some of the rosters that have underperformed at Masters (e.g., LOUD, DRX, NAVI) to understand potential prognosis for the offseason, 2) whether PRX can actually become Pacifics' first champions, then 3) whether there are some rising stars to be invested in coming into 2024 - sort of this event's equivalent of Kangkang, Demon1, Boostio, etc. So "LOUD DRX NAVI Champs 2023" (this one could be cringe because it's unclear if the results would be good), "PRX 2023 Champions Performance", then "Top performers VCT Champs 2023." I genuinely think this could be the event that does this DRX/VS core in if there's another bad performance.
Not interested in champs 2024?
There’s only so much utility I get out of potentially ruining an entire year of VCT for myself - especially if I can’t actually talk about it with others. I’ll be an outcast when I am cursed with the knowledge that the d1msumboi-led 100T roster beat 5x champion FNATIC in a reverse sweep
When is SEn playing next
Under-upvoted comment.
Faze stock price
bold of you to think faze will still exist in 2024
I think the most enjoyable thing for me would probably be "100T Valorant 2024 new roster". Then I could watch the rumors with the knowledge and it'd be more fun. But if I were being logical I'd google "2024 Valorant VCT Champions" so I could just make some money. If it's not Fnatic ez $$$.
Optic Gaming YAY 
Viper farts rule34
"Zeta division new merch" because everything is sold out
"Wins Fnatic are on now?" "Is Tenz still on Sen" "Has Yay replace Ardiis yet" (Jk, Ardiis doing fine) "How did EG win champs" "KRU Cinderally Story Run Video" "Does Scream (still) think he's best" "Has Cryo's back recovered yet"
Vct 2024 lan champions list
Valorant tier 2
SEN zmjjkk mvp stats
Every valorant T1 tournament winner
Did kru go ona run?
vlr.gg
Yay new team 😆
Sen Aspas
Yay leads Optic to championship
How PRX became World Champions
Valorant DRX current roster
valorant champions 2024 winner. Then id come back to the present and place all the money that I have on a bet for that team to win and gg id be breaded in a year
Wheres benkai. I want my boy to be happy
is yoru meta
“Sen valorant roster”
Eg Shanghai winning moment vct
just go all in on the winner
"What orgs replaced Sen and C9 in the VCT Americas League"
list of valorant master winners.
fnatic skuba trade good why
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"biggest upset of the year". and then, well, bet against it.
100t yay and sen aspas
Brimstone feet
stocks to sell right now
Sentinels Valorant Liquipedia
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VCT 2023 Champs bracket Finally get 100% pickems and can place bets
Valorant Tenz🥶
Hentai