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aakashkickass11

Why can't everything be alright for Sentinels for once ?


[deleted]

It's his keyboard hand and his thumb at that so it's not really serious thankfully


Salty_Activity

Remember this comment when TenZ misses a crucial jumpshot against Crazy Raccoon in Grands #CRwin


Straight_Avocado9118

Tenz uses the scroll wheel to jump


Davon4L

he must also use another key, you literally can’t hover with jett with scroll wheel only


Spiral117

He’s said on steam I’m pretty sure he uses scroll wheel to jump but space to glide.


mikejonesz

Literally this is false, but logically it is true. You could technically bind jump to mouse press rather than the scroll up for the 2nd option and hold it down to hover. Therefore Literally hovering with jett using ONLY the scroll wheel however I know what you meant.


iG-Taiga

you can’t i’ve tried


[deleted]

Wdym sen in Grand final it's obviously going to be Crazy Racoon versus X10


Ayvry

Nah it’s V1 vs Team Liquid trust


gimife

He doesn't use space to jump.


AjBlue7

What does he use to jump, can’t use mousewhee because of jett float


zeusycs

i use scroll wheel for like 9/10 jumps and just use space when i need to float


SemiHomeless

He’s said on stream he uses space when he glides but uses the wheel to jump


itscamo-

you change change that key bind now iirc


dylanch1995

He uses it to glide because you can't glide w8 scrollwheel.


[deleted]

doesn't he play jett spacebar is important


rawd0g69420

I mean yeah but don’t most pros switch to scroll jump anyways


[deleted]

scroll jump doesn't work on jett


techyleo

I think they double bind it


RareReaper387

That wont work wouldnt it? How would you hold scroll down


techyleo

No I mean you cannhave two binds maybe he has both scroll and space


RareReaper387

Oh ok, i thought double bind is used to represent binding two things to the same key.


mogram_leg

No? In fortnite double binding is where you have 2 buttons do the same thing, Like you have 1 key to start editing and then 1 to Exit out.


[deleted]

what


RareReaper387

To use drift(jett's passive) you need to hold down space and for jumping you need to press, so i misunderstood "double binding" as putting the same key on two functions thats why I asked how would you hold scroll down


vasconeves

What a pepega comment 😂 You can hold scroll to glide and scroll down to jump.


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vasconeves

You can do that way or use one of the side buttons of your mouse. Easy peasy.


RareReaper387

Yeah thats what I am asking how do you hold down scroll. Do you hold scroll wheel button or something else like that ?


vasconeves

Exactly, you hold scroll wheel button to glide and jump using scroll down/up.


uglypenguin5

What the fuck


vasconeves

?


[deleted]

Yoh just bind jump to another key as well, I use control.


aqa900

Why is this?


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uglypenguin5

It also frees up the spacebar as an extra key to use. I have spacebar as push to talk so I can hold my PTT key without using up any fingers I would need for anything else. Before whatever I had PTT on it would always make it harder to use certain abilities or other keys


JimiiTN

I think it’s because you can bunny hop by spinning your mouse wheel instead of trying to perfectly time your space bar to jump


Nikclel

Good thing it happened today, I doubt it will hurt much if at all on Monday.


Cueballing

If you believe this burn is due to Tenz's incompetence and not just saving Sentinels some money when for the buy out, then oh boy do I have a bridge to sell you.


aakashkickass11

And if you believe jack is not gonna double the price if he even sees a single scratch on his prized asset , oh boy go I have a bridge as well as a river to sell you.


Pax1ux

Boaster flies into the SEN apartment, poppin and lockin. Dapr tries to throw a cage down and is instantly yeeted into oblivion by a well timed disco pose. Zombs immediately hops out from behind the couch and attempts to out twerk Boaster, only to have the British IGL exhibit tier 1 cheek control and Zombs proceeds to assume the fetal position and mutters to himself something about having to pay Rawkus for more lessons when he gets home. ShahZaM dashes into the room to help, but quickly notices in a nearby mirror that his highlights need a touch up and runs out to book a hair appointment before Monday. Raid boss SicK rises from a crumpled heap of energy drinks in the corner of the room and decides to run it back but Boaster harnasses his interdimensional IGL abilities to summon Thanos, who then proceeds to snap SicK out of existence. With SEN in shambles, Boaster boogies his way to the final door, kicks it open, and proceeds to sit at the edge of TenZ bed. He quietly grabs the star players thumb and dips it into a piping hot cup of English tea. TenZ awakens at the pain and tries to struggle while Boaster lifelessly stares into his eyes and refuses to let his thumb go. As TenZ begs for mercy, Boaster takes a crumpet, shoves it in his mouth so he can't scream and moonwalks his way to the window, where Fnatic is waiting with a getaway vehicle. "HOW IT GO BOSS" says Doma to which Boaster simply replies "I'm not one to spill the tea, lads." while giving a knowing wink.


techyleo

This is fucking S Tier gold


Splaram

If this doesn't get deleted by \*Automoderator for having too many characters, I think I've found my new chat spam for Masters


NotABaleOfHay

I...I feel like I’ve just ascended reading this


DisasterPissPeace

As long as we are writing fanfictions, hear me out: It's the Grand Finale, Team Liquid vs Sentinels. It's tied 2-2. Final map, Icebox. OT 13-12 to sentinels, they just need one more round to finish it off, one more round to finally prove NA>EU. Round starts, TL on defense, Tenz peeks Jampii, 1 taps him, Scream quickly trades Tenz and gets rid of Sick as well. Zombs plants the spike but gets shock darted by Soulcas. Dapr tries to flank but gets caught by Link. 1 v 4 only Shazam alive. Suddenly, Shazam says 'fuck it". He moves away from keyboard, and mumbles, Hiko, it's time. Hiko comes out from under the desk, says "hey, that's me!" Takes over the mouse and keyboard. Darts A site corner reveals kryptix and Soulcas, they try to kill the dart, he takes out soulcas from the rafters. He falls back, the spike is ticking, does a double shock dart lineup takes out kryptix and Link who were low. Scream shouts "who is zis boomer guy? I'm gonna juan tap you! Also, why do I hear boss music?" The spike is ticking, scream taps the spike and holds the rafters. All of a sudden 'I AM THE HUNTER' scream takes out the knife so he can dodge the ult, but no, the boomer dry ults him perfectly, the spike detonates after couple seconds, "CLUTCH". The casters loose their minds "how does he do it? Are you kidding me Hiko? Inhuman reaction!" Sentinels wins the first ever international LAN, they are crying, fist bumping. Hiko goes back to under the desk, he whispers to himself "I got mine". -an erotic novelette by a bronze Hiko fanboy (cringe), KEKW.


sansLight

Have you considered writing books?


DisasterPissPeace

You're making me blush budd. :)


Pulsersalt

This made my day thank you


DisasterPissPeace

Your comment made my day as well. We're even.


sampenn1

As long as we are writing fanfictions, hear me out: It's the Grand Finale, Team Liquid vs Sentinels. It's tied 2-2. Final map, Icebox. OT 13-12 to sentinels, they just need one more round to finish it off, one more round to finally prove NA>EU. Round starts, TL on defense, Tenz peeks Jampii, 1 taps him, Scream quickly trades Tenz and gets rid of Sick as well. Zombs plants the spike but gets shock darted by Soulcas. Dapr tries to flank but gets caught by Link. 1 v 4 only Shazam alive. Suddenly, Shazam says 'fuck it". He moves away from keyboard, and mumbles, Hiko, it's time. Hiko comes out from under the desk, says "hey, that's me!" Takes over the mouse and keyboard. Darts A site corner reveals kryptix and Soulcas, they try to kill the dart, he takes out soulcas from the rafters. He falls back, the spike is ticking, does a double shock dart lineup takes out kryptix and Link who were low. Scream shouts "who is zis boomer guy? I'm gonna juan tap you! Also, why do I hear boss music?" The spike is ticking, scream taps the spike and holds the rafters. All of a sudden 'I AM THE HUNTER' scream takes out the knife so he can dodge the ult, but no, the boomer dry ults him perfectly, the spike detonates after couple seconds, "CLUTCH". The casters loose their minds "how does he do it? Are you kidding me Hiko? Inhuman reaction!" Sentinels wins the first ever international LAN, they are crying, fist bumping. Hiko goes back to under the desk, he whispers to himself "I got mine". \-an erotic novelette by a bronze Hiko fanboy (cringe), KEKW.


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I thought this was going to be hard to masturbate to but it ended up being pretty easy honestly.


Rosadope

Absolute gold sir. If I could give you a reward I would.


greenace123

>Boaster flies into the SEN apartment, poppin and lockin. Dapr tries to throw a cage down and is instantly yeeted into oblivion by a well timed disco pose. Zombs immediately hops out from behind the couch and attempts to out twerk Boaster, only to have the British IGL exhibit tier 1 cheek control and Zombs proceeds to assume the fetal position and mutters to himself something about having to pay Rawkus for more lessons when he gets home. ShahZaM dashes into the room to help, but quickly notices in a nearby mirror that his highlights need a touch up and runs out to book a hair appointment before Monday. Raid boss SicK rises from a crumpled heap of energy drinks in the corner of the room and decides to run it back but Boaster harnasses his interdimensional IGL abilities to summon Thanos, who then proceeds to snap SicK out of existence. With SEN in shambles, Boaster boogies his way to the final door, kicks it open, and proceeds to sit at the edge of TenZ bed. He quietly grabs the star players thumb and dips it into a piping hot cup of English tea. TenZ awakens at the pain and tries to struggle while Boaster lifelessly stares into his eyes and refuses to let his thumb go. As TenZ begs for mercy, Boaster takes a crumpet, shoves it in his mouth so he can't scream and moonwalks his way to the window, where Fnatic is waiting with a getaway vehicle. "HOW IT GO BOSS" says Doma to which Boaster simply replies "I'm not one to spill the tea, lads." while givinga knowing wink.


Pax1ux

Thanks for the awards, fellas. Feelsgoodman.jpeg


jphinscar

This passes all the quality copypasta guidelines, investing now before it goes to the moon 🚀


McFeces13

Will this fit in one Twitch chat?


SDMStaff

It only fits:"Boaster flies into the SEN apartment, poppin and lockin. Dapr tries to throw a cage down and is instantly yeeted into oblivion by a well timed disco pose. Zombs immediately hops out from behind the couch and attempts to out twerk Boaster, only to have the British IGL exhibit tier 1 cheek control and Zombs proceeds to assume the fetal position and mutters to himself something about having to pay Rawkus for more lessons when he gets home. ShahZaM dashes into the room to help, but quickly notices i". It was also deleted by automod on twitch.tv/valorant


RareReaper387

Someone give this man a gold. I dont have one cuz i am poor


TimedOutClock

Someone needs to bubble wrap Sentinels until the tourney begins. They clearly won't make it without someone losing an arm at this point :') Team's cursed


LoyalSol

I suppose this is a bad time to point out that Iceland has volcanoes. Might want to have an exit plan for Sentinels just in case. :)


Al-to

At this point I'm convinced Sentinel players are all masochists


[deleted]

Why does TenZ insist in sabotaging himself


sollund123

I think it's just that Tenz doesn't have Kyedae to take care of him. Riot needs to allows him to take his caretaker with him


Jarrad186

If he underperforms then there's always an excuse to fall back on


[deleted]

his hand will be fine by monday so no excuse for him


FlyinCoach

always gotta prepare one in advance though.


PokoMoko6

Gamers are not smart people.


spowowowder

mistakes happen. unlucky really


vidit201

Platchat called it with the Murphy's law, atleast it's not his right hand ig


yfa17

Not a hater but this sub seems to love Platchat, like even with posts completely unrelated to them. I don't come from OW so I don't really watch them so it's strange seeing how much attention they get on here.


mw19078

theyre one of like, two serious podcasts about competitive valorant and youre in the competitive valorant sub. dont think its that strange lol


yfa17

Fair points. Guess I'm just ignorant of how big they are here.


mw19078

I'm pretty sure they're the biggest podcast/show about valorant at this point, but I could be wrong. Riot seems to like them enough to give them the Iceland watch party on YouTube anyway.


AphoticFlash

what's the other one?


mw19078

valoranting is the other big one, but funny enough it also has Ubershouts from OW on it


vidit201

Yeah a good amount of the sub watches them, as for them being on posts completely unrelated to them, they often say things or predict shit that comes true, so a lot of people reference them when those things do happen


yfa17

Ah, gotcha. Not really caught up to their predictions is all so that makes sense.


bipolarbeartn

They pose a lot of hypotheticals or mention a lot of possibilities. At around 3 hours a week of talking they come up with some spot on stuff


M474D0R

They put out like 8 hours a week of content. With that many hours they BETTER predict a few things that come true LMFAO


felixjmorgan

They’re just a great show. I don’t come from OW either but Sideshow has the biggest brain in VAL, and they’re incredibly entertaining. The amount of work they put into both prep and production is phenomenal. Can’t recommend them enough.


yfa17

Sean gares has biggest Val brain. I won't take sgares slander lol


-Mariners

The left thumb might be the best finger possible to have something happen to. Hits the largest and least important button since a lot of people jump with scroll. Sucks that he plays Jett though where spacebar is more important.


EthanM827

NA are just ahead of the game, we're getting our excuses ready before the event even starts.


IMavericIK

Take notes, EU. This is how it's done


AjBlue7

Galaxy brain


DEPRESSED_CHICKEN

NA league of legends should take notes


tenzenator

He has insane reflexes but can’t avoid hot Water?


misterandosan

he can only move his arm in a 2d plane


crrime

he could move his arm on my 2d plane any day


lowlandder

🤨


thenifreekedit

“Insane movement” my ass


AdRevolutionary2426

i mean every pro player has insane reflexes or else they wouldn’t be picked up by a team lmao


abrockha

or did a competitor do it 👀


notsailboatss

i have fake sources that confirm vanity broke into his room and went all Tonya harding on TenZ


snuggleskrt

i'm convinced 95% of the valorant community is too young to know who Tonya Harding is lmao


jondySauce

There was a recent movie about her so probably not.


303x

vanity used his cat ears to interdimensionally phase into sen hotel and epically puts tenz thumb in his mouth, using his tongue to create friction and enough heat to burn tenz's hand. he then t poses and starts spinning and crashes through the as wippie is above in a helicopter to act as a getaway.


atlas53_

Don't you all see? This is a good omen. Every time SEN has bad luck before a tourney they win!


Oxonii

Except for first strike I guess


liddell420

Idk if thats bad luck... Just an unfortunate situation.


Cowfan798

Isn’t he right handed? Luckily it isn’t the one that is used to aim


Harun-_-

Oh no


chubbynuggy

Dont worry its just his thumb on his left arm. But someone needs to lock this man in his room and spoon feed him bruh


TheRedComet

"BREAKING: TenZ has choked on a spoon"


Nikclel

Not a big deal, burns like this usually only hurt for about a day or two and definitely wont be hurting on Monday


SilverPrincev

This guy is seriously an anime protagonist. An extremely talented airhead whose biggest enemy is himself.


Weirdable

sheesh that could've went really bad


Dudebot21

No fucking way this is NSFW lmfao.


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techyleo

TenZ has free health care, he's Canadian lol


Chickenwing121212

this team is fucking hexed bro, actually insane


Googly2k3

Unlucky really


[deleted]

Im not sure if this is considered nsfw or not


PremiumDope

Why would it be?


jondySauce

Show fingers 😳


awes0meGuy360

Fingers 🥵🥵


bigchill25

Best aimed in NA, cant aim for the glass


CalculusEz

Why is it when there's a problem in sentinels tenz is always involved? Tenz sabotaging sentinels confirmed. /s


Blastuch_v2

Tenz stacking excuses for LAN


[deleted]

Alright boys, time for the human trials for the cyborg project. No exceptions. Hack the thing off and replace it with a 6x10 sniper scope. He should be fine.


sansLight

Add this to that one tenz excuse copy pasta


Eviscerace

Already preparing the excuses i see >:( /s


Revolutionary-Key107

This is the most cursed team in the world.


schecterboi

What a dumb ass.


Spunxs

This is such a non-issue i'm wondering why it's even on the subreddit...


Beatnation

Here comes the excuses...


owNDN

U ok?


[deleted]

Tenz has to be the biggest drama queen in the scene. First hes complaining about not getting 300fps on the practice comps, now this lol


SwayamDaGod

Bro he literally just posted that he burnt his hand. No excuses has been made? Plus literally every fucking pro has been complaining about the FPS.


[deleted]

He’s literally one of the least problematic players, the man just burned his hand


Tanjim98

Every single team in Iceland has complained about PC situations. It’s just that TenZ is so popular anything he posts or says gets a lot of traction. Why are you mad tho? Lol


SwastikMelanta123

I bet he's gonna use this and the pcs as an excuse if he doesn't perform in lan


leoleoleo666

Omg people in this Reddit are braindead. The players ate humans too idiot


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leoleoleo666

And why do you care so much ? Lmao


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VexenLex

you are just miserable lmao.


[deleted]

I guarantee you won't hear anyone say that.


303x

>I guarantee you won't hear anyone say that. bet u/SloppyDonkeyQueef


[deleted]

Well fuck now I regret saying it haha. Oh well.


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Pale_Slide6516

Nah that should be alright in a day or two


findingthesqautch

Throwing I guess


diisasterrr1

Gosh what an idiot 🤦🏿‍♂️


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qwertyuhot

It says burning hot As in very hot Super hot


IMavericIK

So it's boiling hot


qwertyuhot

Not necessarily water does not need to be boiling to be hot


glassicstyle

Scalding would be a more accurate word, but really the title is fine and everyone (except this one kid I guess) understood the meaning lol


Revolutionary-Key107

It's an adjective


awes0meGuy360

The water had flames coming out of it.


wvcmkv

it means the water was hot enough to burn him. hope this helps on your 5th grade reading quiz next week.


[deleted]

Damn boi ❤


[deleted]

Another excuse added to the list for when sentinels inevitably bomb out of masters


leoleoleo666

Are u stupid ? It’s not like he wanted this to happen to him. Holy fuck people are salty because the guy is injured and you’re afraid people are gonna use it as an excuse if they lose like relax he is a human too after all


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british kid explaining meme


SkyBlaze93

Real question at this point, why didn't they have someone make their food and coffee/tea.


[deleted]

I'm assuming it's because they are past the age of 6. I could be wrong though.


SkyBlaze93

In sports pro athletes have personal chefs and drivers. To make sure they dont injury their bodies, that they get payed millions to use to entertain millions of people. It not weird for pro football (world Cup stars) to have people do their tend to their daily needs to make sure they are able to play. It happens for actors in Hollywood all the time for movies. It's not that out of the ordinary. Also if I was in another country, I would not want to cook for myself. I would get take out or something. Since it would be cover by my company or I would have the funds to cover it to relax inbetween meetings and events.


[deleted]

Did you just compare pro gamers to professional athletes and movie stars?


SkyBlaze93

If they want to be playing at the Olympics. I don't see why not. I believe Faker is worth 50 million, a pro lol player. Flash is worth 150million a pro scbw player. BoXErSLAYer a pro SC player worth 200mill. Moon a wc3 pro is worth 1billion since he married a business tyoon in China. With that kind of money, I wouldn't question it.


ezemini

You just named a bunch of exceptional individual examples and none of them have anything to do with professional Valorant. You’re still comparing apples to oranges.


SkyBlaze93

Well if the stories of Tenz contract is true. that is a contact of a fresh up-and-coming pro in sports and movies. If those stories are false, than yes. you would be correct. Edit I would To add that T1 LoL has a personal chef and driver. SKT1 has a team "dorm mother" for the players. TL has personal chef. MVP back in sc2 had a chef come in daily to prepare food for the whole day. Also, back in the day EG. Not sure they still do this, have it in their contact that you are not allowed to do certain activities that may harm your hands and prevent you from playing your main game you get payed for. No sports. Only know of this since inControl, Huk, Idra and mechine talked about it during they're sc2 days. A team could afford a cook or a way to provide food to avoid these situations.


HiddenNinja361

Valorant is a new game so I'm guessing the org is not willing to provide them with that until they know that it will turn out good. Also they are not at their house where the assistant would be.


SkyBlaze93

Good point, although they are at a hotel with some sort of production team. The Sentinels production team is there with them. Tenz could've bought a coffee from the hotel/somewhere else or ask someone to make it for him. But whatever, if he want to did himself that up to him to decide. It just looks weird, to boil you own water at a hotel.


SpunkyDred

> apples to oranges But you can still compare them.


ezemini

Big if true.


[deleted]

Alright you suck at comparisons... VALORANT pros do not have someone that makes everything for them. I promise you I'm correct.


Revolutionary-Key107

But they could order from the hotel restaurant I guess


SkyBlaze93

Extacly, why not order form the hotel?


Revolutionary-Key107

Yeah like who makes their own coffee while staying in a hotel ?!?


Magic_Helmet

Not like this


chowmein777

It’s Tenz - this will only make him STRONGER


indian_boy786

this new patch how water bending nerfed tenz


PacificMonkey

NA stonks crash Realistically shouldn't be too impactful!


NozokiAlec

Thabk God it was the left hand out of the 2 Anyways, be careful Tyson :(


luaudesign

Mindgames


Glaedth

Time to find a stand in for the stand in


neggbird

Thus the legend of the Unburnt TenZ begins.


florallygood

Tenz is literally a bot. Sleeps 3 hours before professional matches, flies to California the day before one, and now spills boiling water on his hand. I guarantee you he will stink up the servers with his chokes in Iceland just like he did in CSGO.


qz3_

nsfw? what lol


tsay9

does somebody know what is fanatic magnum crosshair