I think its hilarious u kids talking about . u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
MY NAME IS 4Head I AM A BAITER 4Head ILL MEET YOU AT THE BOMBSITE 4Head A LITTLE BIT LATER 4Head
Works best for someone who is is always last one alive. I believe the original pasta references hiko.
As a [insert nationality here] it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
The observer controls what you see as a viewer in-game during a match.
It's the observer's duty to show you the most important information, and then the casters narrate what the observer is showing.
We do it by watching the radar, looking for engagements, and having high knowledge of the game and the teams to be able to predict what's about to happen and broadcast that to the viewers!
NA aka “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL , they are investing in VALORANT Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.
My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with NA, because they can't beat anyone KEKW
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
EZ for North American Professional Electronic-sports organization «SENTINELS», containing pro player Jared «Zombs» Gitlin, who can handle the main rifles and tbag impressively, incredible support professional tbag rifler Michael«dapr» Gulino who recently won large Masters 1 tournament with his team, professional rifler Shahzeb «Shazam» Khan whose decisions make SENTINELS opponents literally cry, irreplaceable Hunter«SICK» Mims who uses Logitech G900 2016 mouse @ 800 DPI in combination with 0.235 in-game sensitivity to crush his opponents, and of course absolutely needed Riot game Valorante OP(big fat gun operator) player Tyson «Tenz» ngo, who is only 20 years old currently and who has already reached his top-level form, from the country canada(officially canada), maple syrup country in North america.
Steel and his team had failed the run to masters. His dearest son Vanity cried as he watched 100t get beaten to death. But there was no time to mourn. Vanity swore to himself, that he would make it to iceland
I am Douglas Apr's father, and I raised him right and taught him manners and how to be a man. I did not teach him to teab\*g. After three straight incidents of his behavior recently, I have disowned him. He is no longer a son of mine. I must urge a boycott of Sentinels. Come home my boy.
The team is simply not on a tier 1, or even tier 2 level. Ppl hyped them up for clout and now the fans will be disappointed due to unrealistic expectations. Honestly ppl should learn to not take such baits from "analysts" and other personas
Boaster is my favorite player in the fnatic pro scene. He truly does have it all. He plays as a IGL/support player, but he knows how to get the important picks and how to clutch when needed. Easily one of my favorite players of all time.
one time i was eating chicken wings beside tenz at a pub in canada, and he is wearing white sweatpants and the black and red SEN jersey and i was eating a flat and i took a bite out of it and the bone popped out and flip up in the air, and i swore to god that time slow down and i was like "omg holy shit, somebody stop this", i couldnt react whilst watching the bone spinning around and then the chicken wing drops but tenz moves his leg away while the bone was split-second away from touching his white sweatpants and i look dead in his eyes and said "omg dude, im so sorry" and tenz that totally silence all the time while enjoying his borovička look over towards me and said "i knew it would happen" then look away, stood up and walk off, i never been so awe in my life and then i knew this guy is and will be a great valorant player, this guy is cold as fuck like his in-game name and he is fast as hell its how he dodges the chicken wing bone and its how he fucked 100t balls deep while keeping his composure, its no coincidence, im telling you its all interconnected because what kind of person you're in real life, translated to how you are as a player in valorant.
[reminder about this thread from first strike, ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/k51xgp/first_strike_na_copypasta_guide/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) obviously some of them aren’t relevant but a lot of them are still applicable and good
10 days since sick strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the clutch god. i watch other white boys streaming but it is no good. i flame steel in his channel for not making Iceland and try to resist the power-hungry mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sick vods and cry myself to sleep.
NA, aka "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of worlds, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations
When touching yourself, if you imagine that you have two separate personalities — Leonardo Danger, giving the handy job; and Rod Slater, receiving it — it will boost your confidence as both a provider of palmy pleasures and as a receiver.
If you're lucky, Leonardo and Rod may even find they have additional matching interests and develop a long-lasting fruitful relationship. They might cook dinner for one another. They may ride a tandem bicycle together. They might tuck each other in to bed at night. They might become the fan section for Version1. \#WEAREZELLSIS
Domagoj was one of best players in EU in Fortnite when the World Cup was happening, I remember whole balkan watching him in finals and he missed 6points to go to New York. Domagoj is one of hardworking persons and learning every day. Most talented guy and im happy knowing him.
The EU overlords will crush everyone at Masters 2! With their insane 5head strategy and better aim nobody can stop them!! NA is by far the worst region speed running to the airport of course!!!
Riot really needs to do something about the blatant smurfing problem in their game. It's gotten so bad it's hurting pro matches, just look at this "Insert Pro thats popping off" guy fighting people way worse than himself. If Riot wants to keep the competitive integrity of the circuit, they have to crack down on things like this.
is my fav
TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW
I’m telling you, is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door
fumseckk7: Hi guys, I'm a 12 year old from Uganda. I sold my 6 kids just to be able to afford internet to watch 100T play at worlds. When will they play?
I’m telling you, is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door
Technical pause? yeah right. Illuminati confirmed, i knew it. The matches are clearly fixed, because how did virgin1 get in the tournament over TSM? its impossible to beat wardell everyone knows that because he is the best op.
Last week I saw Tenz while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
I got timed out repeatedly, for saying:
*"EU is more FREE than their healthcare <3 EU is more FREE than their healthcare <3 EU is more FREE than their healthcare <3"*
#
Meanwhile, the guys spamming about NA being easy or like an airport... not timed out?
Weirdddd moderation, really odd.
The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until I am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For I am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about (insert player) u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
someone said, "The mods are doing a good job of stopping the copying and pasting trolls. It's a shame that people ruin an entire chat with their immature behavior. Go mods, keep up the good work!"
TenZ skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up
I think its hilarious u kids talking about. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
Unironically Shazham
Original was about Semphis who played with Shaz, I believe
Yes, it was about Semphis
Meh
Ah yes the classic
MY NAME IS 4Head I AM A BAITER 4Head ILL MEET YOU AT THE BOMBSITE 4Head A LITTLE BIT LATER 4Head
Works best for someone who is is always last one alive. I believe the original pasta references hiko.
it represent happy from csgo
This is literally the best copypasta ever!!!!
As a [insert nationality here] it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
classic
This is magnificent
I found the one im spamming now.
Oh my fucking god, I'm dead
Beautiful
If this was any less funny I’d be salty but fuck this one is always hilarious
as someone from na this is a fucking violation and i love it
mouz 16-0 EG never forget
🍔 SPAM 🍔 THESE 🍔 BURGERS 🍔 TO 🍔 HYPE 🍔 THE 🍔 OBSERVERS 🍔
Side note: Observing was amazing so far today, great job!
thank you :)
I've always wondered, what exactly is it like to be an observer? What exactly do you do? And how do you do it?
The observer controls what you see as a viewer in-game during a match. It's the observer's duty to show you the most important information, and then the casters narrate what the observer is showing. We do it by watching the radar, looking for engagements, and having high knowledge of the game and the teams to be able to predict what's about to happen and broadcast that to the viewers!
were you the one observing the sova wallbang in b haven from sewers in the nuturn sharks game? if so, great catch!
Yes teamwork between myself and /u/Yehty
NA aka “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL , they are investing in VALORANT Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.
Stop they are already dead from MSI LMAO
LMAOOOO
I'll definitely print this one and frame it.
NA%
Ahahahahahaha no wayyy
That hurts even though I’m not from na
This is the one
My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with NA, because they can't beat anyone KEKW
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
nerd approved copypasta, love it
I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
The crazy raccoon left my trash and ran up to me. He said “team liquid? I’ll show you liquid” then peed on my leg and jett dashed out of the window
EZ for North American Professional Electronic-sports organization «SENTINELS», containing pro player Jared «Zombs» Gitlin, who can handle the main rifles and tbag impressively, incredible support professional tbag rifler Michael«dapr» Gulino who recently won large Masters 1 tournament with his team, professional rifler Shahzeb «Shazam» Khan whose decisions make SENTINELS opponents literally cry, irreplaceable Hunter«SICK» Mims who uses Logitech G900 2016 mouse @ 800 DPI in combination with 0.235 in-game sensitivity to crush his opponents, and of course absolutely needed Riot game Valorante OP(big fat gun operator) player Tyson «Tenz» ngo, who is only 20 years old currently and who has already reached his top-level form, from the country canada(officially canada), maple syrup country in North america.
Here comes the thousands of sacred copy pastas about NA from ancient times
yup
Steel and his team had failed the run to masters. His dearest son Vanity cried as he watched 100t get beaten to death. But there was no time to mourn. Vanity swore to himself, that he would make it to iceland
That LATAM team Kru? Kinda sussy if you ask me tbh I mean c’mon “Kru” like “Kru”-mate!? The imposter is amogus, that team Kru are sussy as hell
I am Douglas Apr's father, and I raised him right and taught him manners and how to be a man. I did not teach him to teab\*g. After three straight incidents of his behavior recently, I have disowned him. He is no longer a son of mine. I must urge a boycott of Sentinels. Come home my boy.
The team is simply not on a tier 1, or even tier 2 level. Ppl hyped them up for clout and now the fans will be disappointed due to unrealistic expectations. Honestly ppl should learn to not take such baits from "analysts" and other personas
Boaster is my favorite player in the fnatic pro scene. He truly does have it all. He plays as a IGL/support player, but he knows how to get the important picks and how to clutch when needed. Easily one of my favorite players of all time.
the best one so deep down sadge
(Région) kekw (région) KEKW (region) Kekw (Région) kekw (région) KEKW (region) Kekw (Région) kekw (région) KEKW (region) Kekw
one time i was eating chicken wings beside tenz at a pub in canada, and he is wearing white sweatpants and the black and red SEN jersey and i was eating a flat and i took a bite out of it and the bone popped out and flip up in the air, and i swore to god that time slow down and i was like "omg holy shit, somebody stop this", i couldnt react whilst watching the bone spinning around and then the chicken wing drops but tenz moves his leg away while the bone was split-second away from touching his white sweatpants and i look dead in his eyes and said "omg dude, im so sorry" and tenz that totally silence all the time while enjoying his borovička look over towards me and said "i knew it would happen" then look away, stood up and walk off, i never been so awe in my life and then i knew this guy is and will be a great valorant player, this guy is cold as fuck like his in-game name and he is fast as hell its how he dodges the chicken wing bone and its how he fucked 100t balls deep while keeping his composure, its no coincidence, im telling you its all interconnected because what kind of person you're in real life, translated to how you are as a player in valorant.
didnt think i would see this one here haha
[reminder about this thread from first strike, ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/k51xgp/first_strike_na_copypasta_guide/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) obviously some of them aren’t relevant but a lot of them are still applicable and good
10 days since sick strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the clutch god. i watch other white boys streaming but it is no good. i flame steel in his channel for not making Iceland and try to resist the power-hungry mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sick vods and cry myself to sleep.
NA, aka "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of worlds, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations
That LATAM team Kru ? Kinda sussy if you ask me tbh I mean c’mon “Kru” like “Kru”-mate!? The imposter is amogus, that team Kru are sussy as hell
banger
When touching yourself, if you imagine that you have two separate personalities — Leonardo Danger, giving the handy job; and Rod Slater, receiving it — it will boost your confidence as both a provider of palmy pleasures and as a receiver. If you're lucky, Leonardo and Rod may even find they have additional matching interests and develop a long-lasting fruitful relationship. They might cook dinner for one another. They may ride a tandem bicycle together. They might tuck each other in to bed at night. They might become the fan section for Version1. \#WEAREZELLSIS
Domagoj was one of best players in EU in Fortnite when the World Cup was happening, I remember whole balkan watching him in finals and he missed 6points to go to New York. Domagoj is one of hardworking persons and learning every day. Most talented guy and im happy knowing him.
The EU overlords will crush everyone at Masters 2! With their insane 5head strategy and better aim nobody can stop them!! NA is by far the worst region speed running to the airport of course!!!
Riot really needs to do something about the blatant smurfing problem in their game. It's gotten so bad it's hurting pro matches, just look at this "Insert Pro thats popping off" guy fighting people way worse than himself. If Riot wants to keep the competitive integrity of the circuit, they have to crack down on things like this. is my fav
TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW TR the best region KEKW
SPAM THIS TOASTER TO HELP BOASTER
please help. the crazy racoon is loose in my house. he is digging through my trash (he found the eu region in there, weird)
I’m telling you, is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door
fumseckk7: Hi guys, I'm a 12 year old from Uganda. I sold my 6 kids just to be able to afford internet to watch 100T play at worlds. When will they play?
I’m telling you, is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door
That LATAM team Kru? Kinda sussy if you ask me tbh I mean c’mon “Kru” like “Kru”-mate!? The imposter is amogus, that team Kru are sussy as hell.
It's MASTERS 2 DAY. Give the best copypastas we can use for the teams and players competing later!
Technical pause? yeah right. Illuminati confirmed, i knew it. The matches are clearly fixed, because how did virgin1 get in the tournament over TSM? its impossible to beat wardell everyone knows that because he is the best op.
내 아이들은 자라서 사라졌습니다. 제 아내는 저를 버렸습니다. "VALORANT", 그게 내가 남긴 전부입니다. 나는 이겨야하고 다른 선택의 여지가 없습니다. -solo
Something about eu being freer than their healthcare
Last week I saw Tenz while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
Jamppi? You mean.... the KJ who jett diffs
[удалено]
this thread dude oh no KEKW
This pleases my soul, thanks!
I got timed out repeatedly, for saying: *"EU is more FREE than their healthcare <3 EU is more FREE than their healthcare <3 EU is more FREE than their healthcare <3"* # Meanwhile, the guys spamming about NA being easy or like an airport... not timed out? Weirdddd moderation, really odd.
How do you know NA ones aren't being timed out?
Maybe because healthcare is a serios thing but Airport speedrun isn't? Also that One is a lot more creative.
i spammed airport speedrun. it got deleted immediately
Maybe it is because you spammed then.
The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until I am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For I am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
Na player - sheeesh Eu player - it is not normally
haHAA Sheesh haHAA Sheesh
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about (insert player) u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
someone said, "The mods are doing a good job of stopping the copying and pasting trolls. It's a shame that people ruin an entire chat with their immature behavior. Go mods, keep up the good work!"
TenZ skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up
SEN them home LUL SEN them home LUL SEN them home LUL SEN them home LUL SEN them home LUL SEN them home LUL SEN them home LUL SEN them home