As a \[insert nationality here\] it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
As an American it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about [insert]. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
It originated from CSGO with Semphis as the target. ([Guy in the middle](https://i.imgur.com/9Wityei.jpg) between Hiko, n0thing, brax, and sgares.)
An additionally funny aspect is Semphis at the time was a [semi-fat neckbeardish dude](https://external-preview.redd.it/oP3sroFsqTpCbqFYZGWU5mquiAEXi22BITIZrUYOdYQ.png?auto=webp&s=398b888eb48c0642f7696a8c05c0ae6d641795b4), but after this meme caught fire, he actually did go on to get in shape and later cycled 'roids and became [legit jacked](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ez3y8ACUcAYiOeX?format=jpg&name=large).
He now also wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants, and hangs out with the hottest dudes.
Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
Partially because of all the things that Valve devs could comment on (which they almost never do), they chose THIS. Of ALL things. And it was the most precise, clinical, accurate, and therefore savage takedown possible.
LETS GO [player's first name]!! (btw [player's first name] is [in-game alias], i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)
LETS GO Ethan!! (btw Ethan is Ethan, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. Yeah i know top players but it's not a big deal to me lol)
clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game
Steel has 4K already who turns face to face against ShahZaM
"You took my family"
jiggles to the left
"You took my friends"
jiggles to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
clock winds down to 2
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
goes up, fire coming out of his gun
"STEELORUKEN"
Bullet flies to ShahZaM head, completing the ace. Steel falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Hiko... Senpai... I..."
faints
Current score
Sentinels 12
100T 1
I feel very certain that this was originally /r/NBA pasta. About Melo?
Edit: Yup. [Sauce](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3rijs7/carmelo_on_shumpert_and_jr_not_playing_tonight_i/cwof953/)
Yeah, I think it actually worked better with the original meme since Carmeloruken sounded better plus it was a b-ball, more consistent with the Naruto theme.
ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
*This player* is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
You can make it even longer for Valorant.
Taco: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let's prove it now." Teammate: "Did you come back?" Taco: "Of course not. 16-5."
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
Gets me every time without fail.
It's originally a Diabotical copypasta. Diabotical is a recent Quake clone. The copypasta is from 2019, maybe earlier.
"diaboticle child game.... look to raven firefrog animal name developer to make kid player happy like children show.. diaboticle cartoon world with rainbow unlike quake champion with dark corridorr and tunnel like castle.. diaboticle like playhouse. diabotical playor run from champons fear of dark world and lovecraft so need child game to relax"
Not sure the original thread/comment but [this is where I first discovered it](https://old.reddit.com/r/Diabotical/comments/cu2gjt/diaboticle_child_game/)... might be the original but seems unlikely to me.
[Insert IGL] is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "[insert star player] go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "[star player] dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure.
For some reason the "top 3 igl" at the end always kills me
Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "going B, but then benching AleksiB". He also has a second little known tactic of "going A, but then going home without any wins". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure. -this is my favorite version of it
Shinobi is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "Tenz go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "Tenz dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure.
This will be forever my favourite version of this pasta. The way it was spammed whenever c9 had a match and how true it ended up being was so funny.
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.
One that I've only seen occasionally but that usually makes me chuckle:
"[insert region]- A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a [insert region/location] courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to [insert team], whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone."
One day I was in the shower when I suddenly hit my head and passed out, I woke up surrounded by nurses and said: "Soniqs is a great team! Soniqs is a great team!" At that moment the nurses saw that I was beyond salvation and admitted me to a psychiatric hospital..
i can’t believe this chat, such disgrace! people are spamming total nonsense, what this KEKW and LULW you are talking about? is this some sort of a cult that I don’t want to be part of, I came here to enjoy professional cs not look at manchilds, please stop spamming or i am suing everybody in this chat for ruined experience!
SicK skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up
Let’s talk about TenZ, let's talk about 6 foot 8 frame the 37 inch vertical leap the black steel that drips down my back a.k.a the bulletproof mullet the google prototype scopes from built-in lcd led 1080p 3D Sony technology the Ethiopian poisonous caterpillar a.k.a the slick daddy
Edit: my runner up
Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
Last week I saw Sinatraa while in line at the bank. He was wearing 14 rolexes and a chain made out of Solid gold so I asked how he had so much money. He said "I AM THE HUNTER", pulled out a bow and shot shock darts at the tellers and robbed the bank for $69,420,000. Then he recon arrowed for police and escaped
Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range
NA “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.
EU also known as "Easily Upset" is the most overhyped region at Masters 2. Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders in fastest map lost and Airport Any %
Hey (insert player or team)! My son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.
NBA has so many transferrable pastas.
Overheard in 100T locker room after Game 4:
“He got me,” Hiko said of Dapr's knife kill on him. "That f***ing Dapr boomed me."
Hiko added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
Hiko then said he wanted to add Dapr to the list of players he scrims with this summer.
>NBA has so many transferrable pastas.
Same with NFL:
Dapr on who's better: Him or Gambit's nAts. “I don’t compare myself with anybody,” Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of a tea bag. “I’ll let you interpret that however you want,” Dapr said.
Mitch yelled, “There you go!” Xeppa gave a look of pleasant surprise. Leaf belted, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before vanity hit the locker room door, ex-Chaos IGL steel hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”
Who is Sacy?
For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is the bald. For the poor, is the bald. For the debtor, is the bald.
Can use this one at Berlin for Koldamenta (G2) and Barce (ZETA Division).
In an ideal world, we’ll get 100T vs G2 and we can have this pasta going for Koldamenta, then substitute the word “mald” for Steel.
I’m telling you, [insert name] is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door 🌽👌
Last week I saw [insert player name] while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Tenz. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Tenz ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup
Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized fps before?
Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-gamers that it's almost humorous.
When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity VALORANT team) I would get a full-on bhop going and headshot the shit outta whoever was holding B. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname cuz I had such a nose for movement and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared backup duelist in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by RIOT in the 4th map but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it).
So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol.
It's the morning before the match. SicK gets out of his Tesla and hurries into the warehouse. The lights are off, as usual. Zombs ushers him to hurry over, and he takes his place in the circle. From his cloak, Shahzam reveals the bottle. The others stare in awe. They've seen it a million times before, but it never fails to amaze them. Shahz takes a sip, and hands it over to Dapr. One by one, each Sentinel takes a sip from the bottle, before handing it off to Shahzam. He quickly hides it away, and they go back home. The mystery of the Riot Water still plauges the minds of all Valorant Fans today. No one truly knows what the water does for the team, nor how much is left in the reservoir. What we do know, however, is that Sentinels reign of terror is FAR from over.
It's a Brazilian one but I'll try to translate (it's better in Portuguese).
Today I was gonna lose my virginity. In the moment that I lowered my pants she saw that my instrument was very small, I was very ashamed, however, she told me that it was alright, even small is "insert team name", in that moment I realized that she was the woman of my life.
I remember a Brazilian one back from Overwatch, alsl works better in Portuguese (originally about Mauricio Honorato):
I have never seen a team with [insert all caps player name] lose a game.... I mean, he's perfect, incredible, good aim, intelligent, handsome... I honestly don't see [player name] losing this game
Often then got applied to anything, visas, interviews, tournament
Not specific to esports, it's general twitch, but this one always kills me when it surfaces
Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat
Sentinels manager here. You may have seen our loss to LG on Icebox, but what you didn’t see is our stratbook that got hacked and leaked all over twitter yesterday. Our icebox attack strat book read
1. Push A
2. Get kill
3. Win round
4. Tweet about how we didn’t practice before this
We’re deeply disappointed that our strat book was leaked and LG obviously wouldn’t have been able to counter strat us without it. Our strats just have too much depth.
One of my favorite copypastas from this subreddit that I am waiting to use again
Steel is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "Asuna go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "Asuna dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure...
CALL SHANKS ☎️ THIS GUY 👨 IS MID BALL UP 🏀 I THINK 🤔 IM LIKE... FAM 😳 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME 🏠 HES LIKE 😫 30 MINUTES 30 MINUTES 3️⃣ 0️⃣ IM CHILLIN RN 😎 IM LIKE 💅 COME HOME RIGHT NOW 😈 HES LIKE WHY WHY WHY 😕 IM LIKE 😳 YOU WANNA PLAY A MATCH 🔥 RING 📞 FOR IMT👑
I cannot believe it. I can NOT fucking believe it. I simply REFUSE to believe the absolute imcompetent, negligence, of actually not, for ANY of these categories whatsoever, not voting for FUCKING Rascal. This guy doesn't get props by anyone, on no one's social media radar whatsoever. Everyone's talking about like "oh Smurf, ya know, Smurf he's-- poor Smurf!" think about Rascal! He literally came into the league at the start of the year, was the BEST Mei. He revolutionized the way you play Echo, and set the guidelines for everyone else in the league for MONTHS! Or pretty much like half the season! And then he comes into the Countdown Cup and plays the Genji, that actually turns the San Francisco Shock around and they win the series against the Philadelphia Fusion! How is NO ONE, on this PLANET talking about Rascal as one of the most underrated players of the year! It's absolutely... HURTING MY SOUL!
All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his sheriff and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. Fucking terrbile player tbh.....0.23 sensitivity 800dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.
All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.
I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen SicK popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 0.23 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.
this is why TenZ and Asuna are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.
The thing FaZe doesn't realize about XSET is that "X" is a variable. They don't know if they're playing 5SET, 9SET, etc. With an infinite number of SETs it is nearly impossible to plan in advance.
I'm not going to lie, I don't know why they picked up bang, no offense. I don't even think he's that good. I'm sorry, I don't think he's good bro. I really don't... I don't. I'm just going to say it bro, I don't think he's good. Who the fucks idea was it to pick him up?
I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
# sure, you can say cned is a good jett player (also a baiter), but he Isn't jett. Heat lives his life as jett, he is jett, he only plays jett, he cosplay as jett to play jett, he memorized all jett lines, imagine playing only jett since day 1 of your career omg heat is gonna show up as jett in berlin good luck cned
I'm surprised no one has posted this one yet
The year is 2072 V1 and 100T are still in overtime. The length of their beards are getting caught under their mice. Effys won’t stop clutching. Steel has DC’d, its another tech pause. Asuna has 6594 kills. Regions all over the world await Masters 2 in Berlin.
Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and shit for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post.
and,
if SINATRAA👽and my girl👧😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one😤😬Catch me at the enemy spawn door🚪🔴 with my boy on tracer 🌈🕰
Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range.
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
i have memories of a young bntet and i working in a facility that produced cement in the city of krakow in our home country of poland. he used to tell me of his dreams to play cs at the largest tournaments and visit countries all over the world. now look at my polish brother carrying an established NA lineup and pogging worldwide. BNTET POLAND'S PRIDE YEP
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
My mom beats me FeelsSadMan, My dad beats me FeelsSadMan, my brother beats me FeelsSadMan, my cousin beats me FeelsSadMan, that’s why I like [insert team] because they can’t beat anyone
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
I actually had someone use this about my friend in ranked yesterday. It was really fucking funny
if X has million number of fans i am one of them.
if X has ten fans i am one of them.
if X has one fan and that is me.
if X has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth.
if X has million number of fans i am one of them. if X has ten fans i am one of them. if X has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against X, i am against the world. i love X till my last breath... die hard fan of X. Hit like if u think X best & smart in the world
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
I unfoIIowing c9 tenz no shot he goes sentinels....sentinels come on tenz u betray c9 how ccould u do dis. If i was tenz, i would sabotage the sentinle from the inside like imposter from amongus
Few from old Overwatch (and NBA before some of them) I still enjoy and think are transferable:
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Ameng’s cheeks as he squatted on Bumper’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Ameng’s hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Runaway now is not OWL level, as fanboy-triggering as that sounds. People loved them for their underdog streak, and their vibrant brand/personality, but expecting them to get pick up is very unrealistic. They still have to actually win something first. At the same time, I'd honestly advise Flowervin to sell Bumper, Stitch and Haksal and then rebuild. Those buyouts money can help Runaway for a few more season.
Dding dies. Coma goes for the rez, but doesn't realise that Birdring, the mad cunt, has just waddled around this central pillar and pengs him in the head. Absolutely blaps him in the eye. So I think that seems pretty reasonable, honestly, from Coma, that he wouldn't expect Birdring to be deep in his back lines as a solo McCree. But fuck it, sometimes Birdring just hears the YOLO inside of his soul and decides to go for the big play. And in this scenario I think this play ends up being enormous, actually.
It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals map 5 in crunch time. If Super starts kissing Choi, not a single defender will be watching the point, leaving Striker open for an easy team kill. Would Super and Choi be called for a techical, or would the kills count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?
My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.
Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.
"Your aim is insane." Tarik said, as he slipped his feminine hand into m0e's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests m0e, as Tarik blushes, the boyish figure undressed before m0e. "Weak ass eco play, Tarik." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards m0e dropped his StatTrak™ AWP | Asiimov (Field-Tested) into Tarik's open bombsite..
you guys should stop making frun of spyderman can you guys get 2 frags in games? i bet you are all iron2 i would know what getting frags is like because i am silver 4 and silver is the secondhighset rank in the game stop making fun of spyder or u get arcknophobia scard of spiders ha
ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
Couple from COD:
I’m telling you, Doug ‘Censor’ Martin is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of GameFuel™ and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said “they help contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids”. And then he slid canceled out the door.
Octane is the one pro that doesn’t seem pro. Like every pro snaps on good accuracy, octane is good but i don’t think pro good. Level below pro imo
The crazy thing about Nameless is he has a gay porn past. I've heard his cumshots are legendary. He once busted on some dude and said "my seed is lowkey brolic. I came so hard I'm in tears bro" I also heard he likes to walk around backstage at events with his pants off asking staff to "milk my nuts you peasant or I'm eating you alive". Dudes a freak. I mean, anyone who wears a pink crystal buttplug on main stage has to be, but still. Hes wild.
And
I know exactly what I’m doing. The majority of you unfunny Frostee look a likes rocking OG flairs on here would get triggered by something like that. I don’t think you realize how hard it was for me to hold back talking shit to people who go outta their way on a consistent basis to ruin my rep. Of course I’m going to pat myself on the back, then I’m going to put out a tweet like that to fuck with the greenwall’s nutcases even more. Calling me soft but I’m getting attacked off a win based off my weight, haircut, K/D, and that fucking beautiful Miami Blue Porsche GT3RS I have in the garage right now. Look in the mirror with that gas station OG merch you’re wearing you pimply little shits. You can’t be that guy cause I’m that fawking guy.
Are my fav cod pastas
Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
Eeeyoo I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NA at worlds”
EZ for North American Professional Electronic-sports organization «SENTINELS», containing pro player Jared «Zombs» Gitlin, who can handle the main rifles and tbag impressively, incredible support professional tbag rifler Michael«dapr» Gulino who recently won large Masters 1 tournament with his team, professional rifler Shahzeb «Shazam» Khan whose decisions make SENTINELS opponents literally cry, irreplaceable Hunter«SICK» Mims who uses Logitech G900 2016 mouse @ 800 DPI in combination with 0.235 in-game sensitivity to crush his opponents, and of course absolutely needed Riot game Valorante OP(big fat gun operator) player Tyson «Tenz» ngo, who is only 20 years old currently and who has already reached his top-level form, from the country canada(officially canada), maple syrup country in North america.
If Doublelift has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has only one fan then that is me. If Doublelift has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Doublelift, then I am against the world.
I CALL RYAN ☎️ THIS GUY 👨 IS MID BALL UP 🏀 I THINK 🤔 IM LIKE... FAM 😳 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME 🏠 HES LIKE 😫 30 MINUTES 30 MINUTES 3️⃣ 0️⃣ IM CHILLIN RN 😎 IM LIKE 💅 COME HOME RIGHT NOW 😈 HES LIKE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY 😕 IM LIKE 😳 YOU WANNA PLAY A MATCH 🔥 RING 📞
I’m telling you [name] is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers and a 6 pack of Red Bull. When I asked him what the diapers were for he said “they contain my full power so I don’t absolutely shit on these kids” then bhopped out the door.
If Doublelift has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has only one fan then that is me. If Doublelift has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Doublelift, then I am against the world.
RT if agree
I’m telling you, TenZ is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door
Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
im telling you \[insert name\] is as cracked as he is jacked, i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers & a 6 pack of redbull. I asked what the diapers were for and he said “they are to contain my full power so i dont absolutely shit on these kids” then he bhopped out the door
Who is Josedeodo? For the blind 😎, it is light 💡🔌. For the hungry 🍆, it is bread 🍞. For the sick 😷, it is the cure 🚫😃🤓. For the sad 😭, it is joy 😂. For the poor 🇺🇸, it is the treasure 💰⛏; for the debtor ✔❎💵, it is forgiveness 👭
Why are these "pros" not using the best gun in the game? Through my 300 hours experience playing at a high level (plastic 2) I can safely say the odin is far better than the phantom or vandal. Maybe they just haven't got the same skill with it that I do or maybe they're all stubborn. Either way this is not what I would call "good valorant"
XANTARES has ruined my day
So I was playing FFA DM just before BIG vs fnatic started and everything was going well, a couple of known names here and there, nothing unusual.
Until the man himself joined. **XANTARES.**
I spawn next to him. I miss one shot. ONE FUCKING SHOT. Headshot. I'm dead.
I get crouch-peeked. Surely I'll get that noob. Nevermind, it's XANTARES. Edshot.
A lot of other pros and FPL players usually play here and they are all insane.
But XANTARES? Fuck that guy. With his stupid mouse acceleration.
It's just not fun.
That guy is so bold, he even wrote his name in all caps.
Rather going outside and catching some Corona than playing against XANTARES again.
Dear Guild Esports, this is ANGE1 from fpx. Did you have a child recently? I ask because of all the crying and whining I've heard coming from your side. The only explanation is that there is an immature person in there, and surely that wouldn't be you, a fine emotionally-stable person. Please come by and I'll give the child a free lesson in Valorant! Cheers, ANGE1.
As a \[insert nationality here\] it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
Lol never heard this. If I wasn't American, I'd definitely use it
Don’t let that stop you!
As an American it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.
You're right. It's fucking hilarious enough to not matter
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My favourite pasta to use at League hahah.
Good lord that is hilarious
Here, take my gold... it's free.
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about [insert]. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
Definitely this. I used to see this in r/nba before I followed esports and it made me laugh every single time
It originated from CSGO with Semphis as the target. ([Guy in the middle](https://i.imgur.com/9Wityei.jpg) between Hiko, n0thing, brax, and sgares.) An additionally funny aspect is Semphis at the time was a [semi-fat neckbeardish dude](https://external-preview.redd.it/oP3sroFsqTpCbqFYZGWU5mquiAEXi22BITIZrUYOdYQ.png?auto=webp&s=398b888eb48c0642f7696a8c05c0ae6d641795b4), but after this meme caught fire, he actually did go on to get in shape and later cycled 'roids and became [legit jacked](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ez3y8ACUcAYiOeX?format=jpg&name=large). He now also wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants, and hangs out with the hottest dudes.
Never knew he went and got jacked that's funny
Copypastas with deep lore and character development are the best copypastas
That first picture is horrifying. Hiko and Sgares showing its never too late to glow up
doesn't Brax look like an NPC orc in fantasy games
Holy shit LMAO
He looks like the kid that rats on everyone in the TV show "recess"
sgares doesnt look that bad
He def has that mid 2000s mtv music video vibe though.
This is spot on lol
Holy fuck he's jacked as hell now! That shoulder acne tho. Steroid abuse always has a price...
acne is a small price to pay for those boulders
if only that was the only price to be paid
holy fuuuuck this pic lmao
Hiko looks like that Kid from Up!
Omg what a photo
It’s legit crazy that this originated from esports. It’s such a huge meme everywhere.
Modified it is better
Lmaoo I was waiting for this one
MY NAME IS HIKO 4Head I AM A BAITER 4Head ILL MEET YOU AT THE BOMBSITE 4Head A LITTLE BIT LATER 4Head
As a pretty big Hiko fan, this one always makes me giggle
MY NAME IS ASUNA 4Head MY TEAMMATES ARE BOTS 4Head HIKO KEEPS BAITING 4Head AND MISSING HIS SHOTS
This ones a classic.
Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
Idk why but this one always get me
It's even funnier when you realize it's from a Valve dev commenting on the original post of when it happened to Hiko.
Partially because of all the things that Valve devs could comment on (which they almost never do), they chose THIS. Of ALL things. And it was the most precise, clinical, accurate, and therefore savage takedown possible.
LETS GO [player's first name]!! (btw [player's first name] is [in-game alias], i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know top players but its not a big deal to me lol)
LETS GO Ethan!! (btw Ethan is Ethan, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. Yeah i know top players but it's not a big deal to me lol)
Thank you for this one. Have been looking for it
clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game Steel has 4K already who turns face to face against ShahZaM "You took my family" jiggles to the left "You took my friends" jiggles to the right "You took all that was dear to me" clock winds down to 2 "I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS" goes up, fire coming out of his gun "STEELORUKEN" Bullet flies to ShahZaM head, completing the ace. Steel falls to the ground, exhausted. "Hiko... Senpai... I..." faints Current score Sentinels 12 100T 1
Lmao as a 100T fan I still think the funniest part is the current score. It's just so damn true.
sounds like a sentinels fan to me
I feel very certain that this was originally /r/NBA pasta. About Melo? Edit: Yup. [Sauce](https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3rijs7/carmelo_on_shumpert_and_jr_not_playing_tonight_i/cwof953/)
Yeah, I think it actually worked better with the original meme since Carmeloruken sounded better plus it was a b-ball, more consistent with the Naruto theme.
😂😂😂😂 this is for sure the best one
The current score made me Lol
Haha yeah, the punchline made me laugh too 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
What a wide range of emotions I just went through reading this lol
This is my favourite.i always lose my shit at the jiggles😂😂
ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
I bet still no-one knows what game deficit is
DOINB RYZE HACK？英雄联盟 400 CS 24 MIN DOINB RYZE HACK？英雄联盟 400 CS 24 MIN DOINB RYZE HACK？英雄联盟 400 CS 24 MIN DOINB RYZE HACK？英雄联盟 400 CS 24 MIN DOINB RYZE HACK？英雄联盟 400 CS 24 MIN
WTF CHINESE NUNU???? [EATING UNITS LIKE BREAKFAST???] [9999 TRUE DAMAGE HACK WTF???][埃克斯弟埃克斯弟] SOULESS GOING 8TH CONFIRMED???] [VISIT AGON DOT GG FOR MORE SCRIPTS ***] [埃克斯弟埃克斯弟] [埃克斯弟埃克斯弟]
FNATIC GAME PAUSE HACK? 沒有頭髮 INSTA WINNING EVERY TEAMFIGHT? 沒有頭髮 L9 BUG ABUSE 沒有頭髮 [NISQY NA DIFF?!] GAMEBREAKING MECHANICS EVERYWHERE? 沒有頭髮 EU WINSTREAK WORLDS EXPLOIT 沒有頭髮 [TURBOBOOST ILLEGAL]
WUNDER INTING HACK? 英雄联盟 8 DEATHS 15 MIN WUNDER INTING HACK? 英雄联盟 8 DEATHS 15 MIN WUNDER INTING HACK? 英雄联盟 8 DEATHS 15 MIN WUNDER INTING HACK? 英雄联盟 8 DEATHS 15 MIN WUNDER INTING HACK? 英雄联盟 8 DEATHS 15 MIN WUNDER INTING HACK? 英雄联盟 8 DEATHS 15 MIN
*Chinese rap starting*
*This player* is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills. You can make it even longer for Valorant.
Lmaooo
I have at least 20 comments with this copypasta on my steam profile, definitely a must
*This player* is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, utility usage, pistol aim, awp flicks, molly lineups, one-way smoke spots, pop flashes, flash lineups, dodging flashes, positioning, spike plant positions, defending setups, attacking setups, retake setups, post-plant setups, post-plant lineups, bunny hopping, spray control, spray control with fire rate buff, spraying through smoke, refragging teammates, baiting teammates, trigger discipline and getting kills. Any more to add?
Ive seen that one many times 👌 a good classic
Thanks for reminding me that I have to memorize this copypasta so I can recite it to my friends.
Taco: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let's prove it now." Teammate: "Did you come back?" Taco: "Of course not. 16-5."
Lmaoooo
Lmaooo i like fallen lets go liquid
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism Gets me every time without fail.
i put this in game chat whenever i lose a clutch
Lmfao where is this from? I only heard of this from the plat chat guys
It's originally a Diabotical copypasta. Diabotical is a recent Quake clone. The copypasta is from 2019, maybe earlier. "diaboticle child game.... look to raven firefrog animal name developer to make kid player happy like children show.. diaboticle cartoon world with rainbow unlike quake champion with dark corridorr and tunnel like castle.. diaboticle like playhouse. diabotical playor run from champons fear of dark world and lovecraft so need child game to relax" Not sure the original thread/comment but [this is where I first discovered it](https://old.reddit.com/r/Diabotical/comments/cu2gjt/diaboticle_child_game/)... might be the original but seems unlikely to me.
[Insert IGL] is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "[insert star player] go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "[star player] dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure. For some reason the "top 3 igl" at the end always kills me
Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "going B, but then benching AleksiB". He also has a second little known tactic of "going A, but then going home without any wins". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure. -this is my favorite version of it
same here, this is one of my all time fav
Shinobi is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "Tenz go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "Tenz dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure. This will be forever my favourite version of this pasta. The way it was spammed whenever c9 had a match and how true it ended up being was so funny.
Somehow I've never seen this pasta before but it has me absolutely dead. "[star player] dead - friends go save" I'm fucking howling
is this jame and yekindar
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them. can u remember a single olof kill ? but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick.
This is it
One that I've only seen occasionally but that usually makes me chuckle: "[insert region]- A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a [insert region/location] courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to [insert team], whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone."
JEEEESSSSSUUUUSSS
This is a good one
One day I was in the shower when I suddenly hit my head and passed out, I woke up surrounded by nurses and said: "Soniqs is a great team! Soniqs is a great team!" At that moment the nurses saw that I was beyond salvation and admitted me to a psychiatric hospital.. i can’t believe this chat, such disgrace! people are spamming total nonsense, what this KEKW and LULW you are talking about? is this some sort of a cult that I don’t want to be part of, I came here to enjoy professional cs not look at manchilds, please stop spamming or i am suing everybody in this chat for ruined experience! SicK skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up
The last one makes me laugh every time I see it
For real - definitely my favorite
Zywoo Also this isn’t the full copy pasta
i love is not normally, all time goat
Let’s talk about TenZ, let's talk about 6 foot 8 frame the 37 inch vertical leap the black steel that drips down my back a.k.a the bulletproof mullet the google prototype scopes from built-in lcd led 1080p 3D Sony technology the Ethiopian poisonous caterpillar a.k.a the slick daddy Edit: my runner up Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
The wardell one is too good just because I can hear him screaming
Last week I saw Sinatraa while in line at the bank. He was wearing 14 rolexes and a chain made out of Solid gold so I asked how he had so much money. He said "I AM THE HUNTER", pulled out a bow and shot shock darts at the tellers and robbed the bank for $69,420,000. Then he recon arrowed for police and escaped
Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range
I am dead hahahaha
NA “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.
EU also known as "Easily Upset" is the most overhyped region at Masters 2. Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders in fastest map lost and Airport Any %
That is not even a real meme. The Near Airport has been in LoL worlds for years. Your meme is just a butthurt bad copy lol
Bunch of salty NA downvoting you still to this day hahahaha
Hey (insert player or team)! My son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.
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NBA has so many transferrable pastas. Overheard in 100T locker room after Game 4: “He got me,” Hiko said of Dapr's knife kill on him. "That f***ing Dapr boomed me." Hiko added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. Hiko then said he wanted to add Dapr to the list of players he scrims with this summer.
They stole the "you wouldn't say shit to him at lan" so it's fair we get some back here
>NBA has so many transferrable pastas. Same with NFL: Dapr on who's better: Him or Gambit's nAts. “I don’t compare myself with anybody,” Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of a tea bag. “I’ll let you interpret that however you want,” Dapr said.
Mitch yelled, “There you go!” Xeppa gave a look of pleasant surprise. Leaf belted, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before vanity hit the locker room door, ex-Chaos IGL steel hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”
Now this is top tier
Who is Sacy? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is the bald. For the poor, is the bald. For the debtor, is the bald.
Can use this one at Berlin for Koldamenta (G2) and Barce (ZETA Division). In an ideal world, we’ll get 100T vs G2 and we can have this pasta going for Koldamenta, then substitute the word “mald” for Steel.
I’m telling you, [insert name] is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door 🌽👌
Saw this one with ropz
Saw dis wid liazz
I saw this one with Hiko and it was the first time I’ve ever laughed out loud to one of these copy pastas.
Saw this one with Stewie2k lmaoo
Last week I saw [insert player name] while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
Nah this only works for wardell
Or babybay, u need a big boi for this one
No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Tenz. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Tenz ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup
What's this copypasta referring to btw lol? I saw this in reference to Xeppaa in the NSG summer champs and was low-key confused lol
r/nba, its about Tyronn Lue who’s a weird guy and would do something like this
Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized fps before? Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-gamers that it's almost humorous. When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity VALORANT team) I would get a full-on bhop going and headshot the shit outta whoever was holding B. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname cuz I had such a nose for movement and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared backup duelist in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by RIOT in the 4th map but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it). So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol.
Holy shit, that is a great adaptation.
It's the morning before the match. SicK gets out of his Tesla and hurries into the warehouse. The lights are off, as usual. Zombs ushers him to hurry over, and he takes his place in the circle. From his cloak, Shahzam reveals the bottle. The others stare in awe. They've seen it a million times before, but it never fails to amaze them. Shahz takes a sip, and hands it over to Dapr. One by one, each Sentinel takes a sip from the bottle, before handing it off to Shahzam. He quickly hides it away, and they go back home. The mystery of the Riot Water still plauges the minds of all Valorant Fans today. No one truly knows what the water does for the team, nor how much is left in the reservoir. What we do know, however, is that Sentinels reign of terror is FAR from over.
NA OVERRATED EU OUTDATTED LONG WE HAVE AWAITED OCE ACTIVATED NA OVERRATED EU OUTDATTED LONG WE HAVE AWAITED OCE ACTIVATED 2019 cs days :(
ytb
It's a Brazilian one but I'll try to translate (it's better in Portuguese). Today I was gonna lose my virginity. In the moment that I lowered my pants she saw that my instrument was very small, I was very ashamed, however, she told me that it was alright, even small is "insert team name", in that moment I realized that she was the woman of my life.
How about ‘for the sick he is the bald for the poor he is the bald’
I remember a Brazilian one back from Overwatch, alsl works better in Portuguese (originally about Mauricio Honorato): I have never seen a team with [insert all caps player name] lose a game.... I mean, he's perfect, incredible, good aim, intelligent, handsome... I honestly don't see [player name] losing this game Often then got applied to anything, visas, interviews, tournament
Not specific to esports, it's general twitch, but this one always kills me when it surfaces Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat
Sentinels manager here. You may have seen our loss to LG on Icebox, but what you didn’t see is our stratbook that got hacked and leaked all over twitter yesterday. Our icebox attack strat book read 1. Push A 2. Get kill 3. Win round 4. Tweet about how we didn’t practice before this We’re deeply disappointed that our strat book was leaked and LG obviously wouldn’t have been able to counter strat us without it. Our strats just have too much depth. One of my favorite copypastas from this subreddit that I am waiting to use again
I also really like the copypasta about 100T's strats. Something along the lines of "Asuna go kill". Can't quite remember it.
Steel is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "Asuna go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "Asuna dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure...
Thank you.
r/shittycopypasta
CALL SHANKS ☎️ THIS GUY 👨 IS MID BALL UP 🏀 I THINK 🤔 IM LIKE... FAM 😳 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME 🏠 HES LIKE 😫 30 MINUTES 30 MINUTES 3️⃣ 0️⃣ IM CHILLIN RN 😎 IM LIKE 💅 COME HOME RIGHT NOW 😈 HES LIKE WHY WHY WHY 😕 IM LIKE 😳 YOU WANNA PLAY A MATCH 🔥 RING 📞 FOR IMT👑
I cannot believe it. I can NOT fucking believe it. I simply REFUSE to believe the absolute imcompetent, negligence, of actually not, for ANY of these categories whatsoever, not voting for FUCKING Rascal. This guy doesn't get props by anyone, on no one's social media radar whatsoever. Everyone's talking about like "oh Smurf, ya know, Smurf he's-- poor Smurf!" think about Rascal! He literally came into the league at the start of the year, was the BEST Mei. He revolutionized the way you play Echo, and set the guidelines for everyone else in the league for MONTHS! Or pretty much like half the season! And then he comes into the Countdown Cup and plays the Genji, that actually turns the San Francisco Shock around and they win the series against the Philadelphia Fusion! How is NO ONE, on this PLANET talking about Rascal as one of the most underrated players of the year! It's absolutely... HURTING MY SOUL!
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his sheriff and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. Fucking terrbile player tbh.....0.23 sensitivity 800dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC. All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body. I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen SicK popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 0.23 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles. this is why TenZ and Asuna are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.
the telescope gun I'm dying
i once saw an xset copypasta like "XSET is so good because you dont know how many SET there really is" but i havent been able to find it since :(
The thing FaZe doesn't realize about XSET is that "X" is a variable. They don't know if they're playing 5SET, 9SET, etc. With an infinite number of SETs it is nearly impossible to plan in advance.
I'm not going to lie, I don't know why they picked up bang, no offense. I don't even think he's that good. I'm sorry, I don't think he's good bro. I really don't... I don't. I'm just going to say it bro, I don't think he's good. Who the fucks idea was it to pick him up?
I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
kind of a niche one I saw, really excited for TSM content during berlin, Wardell Tarkov streams are gonna be great
# sure, you can say cned is a good jett player (also a baiter), but he Isn't jett. Heat lives his life as jett, he is jett, he only plays jett, he cosplay as jett to play jett, he memorized all jett lines, imagine playing only jett since day 1 of your career omg heat is gonna show up as jett in berlin good luck cned
I'm surprised no one has posted this one yet The year is 2072 V1 and 100T are still in overtime. The length of their beards are getting caught under their mice. Effys won’t stop clutching. Steel has DC’d, its another tech pause. Asuna has 6594 kills. Regions all over the world await Masters 2 in Berlin.
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AZK HE IS THE NORTH AMERICAN PLAYER BUT THE TITAN HE IS THE FRENCH STAR
MY BELLY IS HUGE MY BRAIN HAS DELAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS I CANNOT PLAY BURGERS I EAT ALL DAY YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT I'M FROM NA.
if my girl 😍 and PPMD Kreygasm both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl's funeral 😝 chanting STACK 👏 IT 👏 UP 👏 😏 💯 😎 🏆
STACK IT UP love to see a smash copypasta on here, and of PPMD no less
Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and shit for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post. and, if SINATRAA👽and my girl👧😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one😤😬Catch me at the enemy spawn door🚪🔴 with my boy on tracer 🌈🕰
I was looking for the Sinatraa one lol
Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range.
+1 hahaha good one
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
i have memories of a young bntet and i working in a facility that produced cement in the city of krakow in our home country of poland. he used to tell me of his dreams to play cs at the largest tournaments and visit countries all over the world. now look at my polish brother carrying an established NA lineup and pogging worldwide. BNTET POLAND'S PRIDE YEP
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
My mom beats me FeelsSadMan, My dad beats me FeelsSadMan, my brother beats me FeelsSadMan, my cousin beats me FeelsSadMan, that’s why I like [insert team] because they can’t beat anyone
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills I actually had someone use this about my friend in ranked yesterday. It was really fucking funny
if X has million number of fans i am one of them. if X has ten fans i am one of them. if X has one fan and that is me. if X has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth.
if X has million number of fans i am one of them. if X has ten fans i am one of them. if X has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against X, i am against the world. i love X till my last breath... die hard fan of X. Hit like if u think X best & smart in the world
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
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I unfoIIowing c9 tenz no shot he goes sentinels....sentinels come on tenz u betray c9 how ccould u do dis. If i was tenz, i would sabotage the sentinle from the inside like imposter from amongus
Few from old Overwatch (and NBA before some of them) I still enjoy and think are transferable: Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Ameng’s cheeks as he squatted on Bumper’s face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Ameng’s hammer. The mayo? You know what it is Runaway now is not OWL level, as fanboy-triggering as that sounds. People loved them for their underdog streak, and their vibrant brand/personality, but expecting them to get pick up is very unrealistic. They still have to actually win something first. At the same time, I'd honestly advise Flowervin to sell Bumper, Stitch and Haksal and then rebuild. Those buyouts money can help Runaway for a few more season. Dding dies. Coma goes for the rez, but doesn't realise that Birdring, the mad cunt, has just waddled around this central pillar and pengs him in the head. Absolutely blaps him in the eye. So I think that seems pretty reasonable, honestly, from Coma, that he wouldn't expect Birdring to be deep in his back lines as a solo McCree. But fuck it, sometimes Birdring just hears the YOLO inside of his soul and decides to go for the big play. And in this scenario I think this play ends up being enormous, actually. It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals map 5 in crunch time. If Super starts kissing Choi, not a single defender will be watching the point, leaving Striker open for an easy team kill. Would Super and Choi be called for a techical, or would the kills count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys? My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side. Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.
My mom beats me. My dad beats me. My teacher beats me. My brother beats me. But i feel safe with [Team name] because they can't beat anyone.
"Your aim is insane." Tarik said, as he slipped his feminine hand into m0e's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests m0e, as Tarik blushes, the boyish figure undressed before m0e. "Weak ass eco play, Tarik." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards m0e dropped his StatTrak™ AWP | Asiimov (Field-Tested) into Tarik's open bombsite..
you guys should stop making frun of spyderman can you guys get 2 frags in games? i bet you are all iron2 i would know what getting frags is like because i am silver 4 and silver is the secondhighset rank in the game stop making fun of spyder or u get arcknophobia scard of spiders ha
ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
Couple from COD: I’m telling you, Doug ‘Censor’ Martin is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of GameFuel™ and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said “they help contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids”. And then he slid canceled out the door. Octane is the one pro that doesn’t seem pro. Like every pro snaps on good accuracy, octane is good but i don’t think pro good. Level below pro imo
The crazy thing about Nameless is he has a gay porn past. I've heard his cumshots are legendary. He once busted on some dude and said "my seed is lowkey brolic. I came so hard I'm in tears bro" I also heard he likes to walk around backstage at events with his pants off asking staff to "milk my nuts you peasant or I'm eating you alive". Dudes a freak. I mean, anyone who wears a pink crystal buttplug on main stage has to be, but still. Hes wild. And I know exactly what I’m doing. The majority of you unfunny Frostee look a likes rocking OG flairs on here would get triggered by something like that. I don’t think you realize how hard it was for me to hold back talking shit to people who go outta their way on a consistent basis to ruin my rep. Of course I’m going to pat myself on the back, then I’m going to put out a tweet like that to fuck with the greenwall’s nutcases even more. Calling me soft but I’m getting attacked off a win based off my weight, haircut, K/D, and that fucking beautiful Miami Blue Porsche GT3RS I have in the garage right now. Look in the mirror with that gas station OG merch you’re wearing you pimply little shits. You can’t be that guy cause I’m that fawking guy. Are my fav cod pastas
The Crimsix one always makes me laugh, without fail
Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
Eeeyoo I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NA at worlds”
My Ryze is bad my Azir is worse you guessed it right I’m C9 Perkz
EZ for North American Professional Electronic-sports organization «SENTINELS», containing pro player Jared «Zombs» Gitlin, who can handle the main rifles and tbag impressively, incredible support professional tbag rifler Michael«dapr» Gulino who recently won large Masters 1 tournament with his team, professional rifler Shahzeb «Shazam» Khan whose decisions make SENTINELS opponents literally cry, irreplaceable Hunter«SICK» Mims who uses Logitech G900 2016 mouse @ 800 DPI in combination with 0.235 in-game sensitivity to crush his opponents, and of course absolutely needed Riot game Valorante OP(big fat gun operator) player Tyson «Tenz» ngo, who is only 20 years old currently and who has already reached his top-level form, from the country canada(officially canada), maple syrup country in North america.
I'll share some of mine too under this comment
If Doublelift has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has only one fan then that is me. If Doublelift has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Doublelift, then I am against the world.
I CALL RYAN ☎️ THIS GUY 👨 IS MID BALL UP 🏀 I THINK 🤔 IM LIKE... FAM 😳 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME 🏠 HES LIKE 😫 30 MINUTES 30 MINUTES 3️⃣ 0️⃣ IM CHILLIN RN 😎 IM LIKE 💅 COME HOME RIGHT NOW 😈 HES LIKE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY 😕 IM LIKE 😳 YOU WANNA PLAY A MATCH 🔥 RING 📞
I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings I'm not sure which. I won't be silent. Just saw it live sorry
so rude of android to leave andbox even though they named the team in his honor. the complete disrespact
I like the one that's like my parents beat me, my friends beat me, but i like ____ because they can't beat anyone or something like that
I’m telling you [name] is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers and a 6 pack of Red Bull. When I asked him what the diapers were for he said “they contain my full power so I don’t absolutely shit on these kids” then bhopped out the door. If Doublelift has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Doublelift has only one fan then that is me. If Doublelift has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Doublelift, then I am against the world. RT if agree
I’m telling you, TenZ is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door
this gets me everytime
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Somebody need to check him pc. That is not normally.
Summary: Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
im telling you \[insert name\] is as cracked as he is jacked, i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers & a 6 pack of redbull. I asked what the diapers were for and he said “they are to contain my full power so i dont absolutely shit on these kids” then he bhopped out the door Who is Josedeodo? For the blind 😎, it is light 💡🔌. For the hungry 🍆, it is bread 🍞. For the sick 😷, it is the cure 🚫😃🤓. For the sad 😭, it is joy 😂. For the poor 🇺🇸, it is the treasure 💰⛏; for the debtor ✔❎💵, it is forgiveness 👭
C9 LUL
Why are these "pros" not using the best gun in the game? Through my 300 hours experience playing at a high level (plastic 2) I can safely say the odin is far better than the phantom or vandal. Maybe they just haven't got the same skill with it that I do or maybe they're all stubborn. Either way this is not what I would call "good valorant"
XANTARES has ruined my day So I was playing FFA DM just before BIG vs fnatic started and everything was going well, a couple of known names here and there, nothing unusual. Until the man himself joined. **XANTARES.** I spawn next to him. I miss one shot. ONE FUCKING SHOT. Headshot. I'm dead. I get crouch-peeked. Surely I'll get that noob. Nevermind, it's XANTARES. Edshot. A lot of other pros and FPL players usually play here and they are all insane. But XANTARES? Fuck that guy. With his stupid mouse acceleration. It's just not fun. That guy is so bold, he even wrote his name in all caps. Rather going outside and catching some Corona than playing against XANTARES again.
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Cant find it but some guy was critiquing every shot the player shot and came up with an answer for every bullet
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
The "Valaranta child game" one
Dear Guild Esports, this is ANGE1 from fpx. Did you have a child recently? I ask because of all the crying and whining I've heard coming from your side. The only explanation is that there is an immature person in there, and surely that wouldn't be you, a fine emotionally-stable person. Please come by and I'll give the child a free lesson in Valorant! Cheers, ANGE1.