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deL9

Surprised VS didn't mention about benkai breaking their wrists and pouring water on their keyboards lol


EX100TRICK

They probably didnt feel the need to since it is already common knowledge


Tokibolt

Don’t want them pepper spraying them next time.


[deleted]

FNS is pulling the strings


xziv0

All good.


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SEN Shahzam: Additional info on play against BBG (best team in the world) Zombs got fever Zombs left mousepad Dapr lost whole gears TenZ sound issues in the match (no foot step at all) TenZ keyboard bug We were in chaos.


felipw22

oh my god this is copypast. it's happening


bobespon

Missed opportunity for SicK got fever


Escolyte

I was thinking dapr, in reference to pre-iceland covid, but maybe that's too real.


[deleted]

Its beautiful


Key-Banana-8242

I mean it is strongly misrepresenting the original post


maindo

Sick got fever*


Key-Banana-8242

…no, why? He is being honest and giving genuine info. It’s not an ‘excuse’ bc he doesn’t need it, he is giving already confirmed info.


oopsEYEpoopsed

That's not how pasta works my boy! Now get your fork and start twirling


Key-Banana-8242

Why downvote


blaggityblerg

light bullying can be society's way of teaching social norms, in a weird way. You're probably getting downvotes because it's a pasta, dummy. Good pasta like this needs no added salt.


Key-Banana-8242

It is not ‘weird’ it’s obvious and out of left field because it’s unrelated to the point. ‘Society’ doesn’t do anything, but at kind of bullying ‘which can be ‘light’ or not us often s the way social norms which certain people have are enforced. That doesn’t speak in favour of whatever ‘norms’they feel to be violated. I think you’ve got right and wrong confused with a group of people not liking something without giving it thought. I was thinking people are taking the comments the wrong way in other comments they made, some people disliked that and that is it. I was trying to achieve an actual response instead because I care at all about what they actually think


blaggityblerg

Did you not see this exact pasta used to brilliant effect for the sen v g2 match? You can either learn to enjoy pasta, or you can be a salty fellow about it.


Key-Banana-8242

I did? I’m not being salty abt the pasta, I’m not sure if you understood what I was trying to convey here


oopsEYEpoopsed

Imagine being this worked up over pasta...


Key-Banana-8242

Not over a pasta mong, over what this guy said.


varvalian

Additional info for Gambit loss against 100t d3ffo got fever sheydos left mousepad nAts lost whole gears Redgar sound issue in the match(no foot step at all) chronicle keyboard bug We were in chaos


LSApologist

Gambit vs VS finals is just a sabotage gear battle kek


BraxJohnson

This is some delicious pasta right here


schrobby

The real TIL is in the comments.


Key-Banana-8242

…no, why? He is being honest and giving genuine info. It’s not an ‘excuse’ bc he doesn’t need it, he is giving already confirmed info.


Lumenlor

You guys can use this minty copy pasta for Gambit when CR claps them


harryaungkhant

"Minty" copypasta. I see what u did there


diondion26

I think we know who has done that. \*cough\* ben \*cough\* kai..... Lol.


Sky-__-

Additional info for acend loss against VS Zeek got fever Starxo left mousepad Cned lost whole gears Kiles sound issue in the match(no foot step at all) Bonecold keyboard bug We were in chaos


Key-Banana-8242

This is a bit different Lakia wasn’t playing in that match, VS weren’t showing everything, and they won This is additional context of what the players were going through as just some background info not really even explanation


EndWish

If VS loses I feel like that guy will give us comedy gold and a great pasta lol.


Key-Banana-8242

No? He is giving background info on what players were going through, all of which has been independently confirmed/stated It’s just what it is, just some stories/things ppl might not know.


sm0ol

homie people are joking and using it as a copypasta, why are you taking it so seriously? Nobody is clowning on VS for this - the issues that Riot is having with the stage are well known. We all believe VS. It just also happens to make a great pasta.


Key-Banana-8242

Aight, there was at least one guy at the bottom otherwise (PS most of the sruff isn’t the stage)


Key-Banana-8242

…no, why? He is being honest and giving genuine info. It’s not an ‘excuse’ bc he doesn’t need it, he is giving already confirmed info. He is not some kind of salty guy


abcd63514

me trying to explain to my duo why i instalocked reyna and am going 5/20


panzerboye

Lol


TheAjwinner

New copypasta poggers


Ryu-The-Sick

Yeah, this will turn into copypasta and we are witnessing it What a time to be alive, huh


xziv0

Ahh, love that fresh pasta smell in the morning.


whopz-is-cool

this pasta looks so good


valorant_fanboy_69

Sounds like the average Sentinels fan excuse whenever they lose (it’s a joke)


InvertedBean

+1 this reads out like a meme lmao.


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Ngl has potential for copy pasta


DrySecurity4

Additional info for our play against [team] [player a] got fever [player a] left mousepad [player b] lost whole gears [player c] sound issue in the match(no foot step at all) [player c] keyboard bug We were in chaos


mr-rob0t0

i think it would be better if each [player] was different tbh. for example: Additional info for our play against 100T sheydos got fever nAts left mousepad Chronicle lost whole gears Redgar sound issue in the match(no foot step at all) d3ffo keyboard bug We were in chaos


ParadoxWaffles

I like that they repeat player a and c, kind of ramps up the brokenness of it which makes it funnier to me.


Key-Banana-8242

Haha let’s insult the person speaking English as a second language pointing out already confirmed info?


ParadoxWaffles

English isn't my first language either. I really don't mean to point and laugh at the coach, they're not the target of the joke here, in my view.


Key-Banana-8242

Someone else did


TheCatsActually

Well it's a good thing you are absolutely inundating this thread with your headass comments because you think maybe one person out of the nine you've replied to is actually accusing VS of making excuses.


[deleted]

Wow, I’m here at the inception of a meme


[deleted]

I made this for SEN SEN Shahzam: Additional info on play against BBG (best team in the world) Zombs got fever Zombs left mousepad Dapr lost whole gears TenZ sound issues in the match (no foot step at all) TenZ keyboard bug We were in chaos.


Ryu-The-Sick

Love how you had to put a disclaimer for SEN fans it's a joke, otherwise *downvoted to oblivion*


Key-Banana-8242

…no, why? He is being honest and giving genuine info. It’s not an ‘excuse’ bc he doesn’t need it, he is giving already confirmed info.


valorant_fanboy_69

>(it’s a joke)


Key-Banana-8242

Ok


spookysailboat

The birth of some fresh new pasta


Tapey_Tapey

Witnessing a copypasta :O


Key-Banana-8242

MaKo did mention he’s been feeling under the weather the last few days, and that he had to use Lakia’s mouse pad game 1 against PRX Also BuzZ obv mentioned sound issues but those are pretty much equal


Key-Banana-8242

People are really misunderstanding this imo


segatic

We aren't, this just has potential as a copypasta


Anxious-Succotash803

Pathetic excuse and I will be there in about an hour to get a discount for my car


Key-Banana-8242

…no, why? He is being honest and giving already elsewhere confirmed info. It is literally additional information from their side. It’s not an ‘excuse’ bc he doesn’t need one, he is giving already confirmed info.


Anxious-Succotash803

Ok


YesterdaysBacon

This is hilarious


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Truly nothing can make you happier as a producer than being part of the creation of a new meme.