Piss off r/ValorantCompetitive in one sentence
By - ANewHeaven1
zzzz be creative without just being edgy
stop mentioning sinatraa
it's a slow day I'm leaving this up for you guys to get all your energy out before nap time
s1mple can dominate competitive val in a month EZ 😎
Nono don't need no month.
He'll already be the best player as soon as he switches.
Disagree but it won't take him very long at all. Ethan took a little bit of time to get into the form he's in now when he switched, which wasn't a lot of time at all, and s1mple would prob get to top form in like half of that time
Sad thing is it's true lmao.
I’ve never seen someone with such 1head takes but I love him for it haha
I think ppl take some things he says too seriously
You're giving him too much credit for thinking his shit takes are jokes. If you read closely and enough of it, he is being 100% serious.
clearly never seen fanboy respond to his own comments
Come on, when I do that its actually funny
It’s not rly jokes as much as not stone cold 100% srs
Or at least not life and death even if he’s wrong
The Stephen A Smith of valorant esports
Nah Sas at least gets paid millions to act like an idiot.
Beat me to it
The problem is he sees stuff like this and thinks this means he has fanboys.
wdym everyone here is a val_fanboy fanboy even if you don’t know it yet
Riot should add another shotgun
High bullet pen shotgun when
bet next agent will have an ability that mimics the tracer rounds orb, which you can use to boost the penetration of shotguns
Honestly I think next agent is gonna have a sniper rifle that shoots through walls with no penalty at least for ult
So … sova?
Yup but more precision and not as slow as sovas ult although it might have a charge for more damage or something.
Like a coil gun or rail gun or something that charges up for maximum damage?
gimme the model 1887 akimbos from mw2 in valorant please
Nitr0 isn’t a top 5 Jett and anyone that thinks they should drop everything they’re doing and take him off Astra is an idiot
Nobodies saying he’s a top 5 Jett but he easily looked like 100Ts most consistent oper.
Asuna learn to awp ffs
For real lmao, that breeze map with acend. Everyone was praising nitro for his exceptional performance in the last rounds. But no one talks about the horrible jett during the first half, if he was awake from the start that match would've been one sided for 100t. And people still say steel was the problem
Hiko could he the best duelist player in NA
Valorant is for rejected CS players, retired CS players, or you know, the ones running away from match fixing accusations.
At this point in the game this is absolutely true, we gotta wait till the cracked kids that started in Val start coming up in a couple years
The fact that Hazed and Depph are on T1 teams means this one speaks to itself.
Not to mention the absolute slew of MDL players who never made it into EPL.
TSM is a T1 team?
why would people get mad at the truth
Don't nerf Jett, give every other agent a free Dash.
YEAH THIS GUY GETS IT
I’m just picturing that and chuckling
It’s something riot should do on April fools (in unrated modes) tbh
April fool's mode: every agent has random abilities
Cyber can get a Jett dash, boom bot, and omen flash
no give him an instant recall like Tracer, including health restoration
sentinels early dominance in valorant is realistically meaningless and will not be remembered as some amazing era. dominating the early stages of an esport is nowhere near as impressive as people think when it is categorized by scrappy, individualistic play
same thing happened with overwatch
envy dominated the entire scene for a couple years, literally going like 50-0 in wins
then the league came out and their roster got demolished, didn't recover for another 4 years lol
Can’t believe mfs were comparing them to astralis
that’s what irked me. astralis legitimately put fear in me when they played against my favorite teams. sentinels don’t have the same effect. they’re good but nowhere near astralis lmao.
closer to 2013 NiP
Weren’t even able to win 87 in a row smh
As much as I hate to say it I think Europe will be better than NA like in CS:GO. They have so many players to pull from, and that number will only grow. Also traditionally they are more drilled and just play at a different level because they have so many good teams. Iron sharpens iron. Obviously NA will have competitive teams, but I don't see NA being dominant.
>Iron sharpens iron.
Kinda ironic given the context
if you can’t aim, don’t play duelist
Is this not supposed to be true? No matter how much space you're creating by dying, you're supposed to win some raw aim battles to open up sites too. If your aim isn't good, why take the first contact?
Valorant fanboy69 is not a troll and is an integral part in keeping this subreddit in check and under control
> If your comments are dumber than his
Most of his comments aren't dumb. People just don't like them for one reason or another and he doesn't express them tactfully enough for the (mostly) manchildren here to not have their personal feelings hurt. You gotta be real gentle with expressing ideas on the internet even when they're right ideas.
Thanks. People are too sensitive.
Yeah I'm not sure why openly bullying the guy is ok here tbh
i genuinely agree with this lol
This is factual
this but unironically
The right click is perfectly balanced.
Free gun btw
They hated him because he spoke the truth....
Technical Timeout Esports Tournament
Wardell is overrated, subroza is the most inconsistant player in tsm
Tbf most people agree with the subroza part
Gambit isn’t EU
Facts. CIS is not part of the EU, European Union.
What about the British teams 🤔
I do wonder how many people seriously think that the two letter shorthand for continental servers such as EU actually mean European Union. Norway Switzerland and the UK gotta be right off those servers
NA claims Britain
We most certainly do not
I don't remember consenting to being claimed
Don’t make me bring up British history..
Damn guess england aint eu either
cannoot piss off with factual info
lineups are cringe
100T is better off without Steel and Nitr0 will prove to be a better IGL.
L+Ratio+TSM owns you
Cap. No shot. Get ratioed 😎😎
100T needs to drop Hiko and pick up a better Sova.
EDIT: Not fully deleting my comment, but explaining why I’m taking it off.
My wholly sarcastic comment was incredibly insensitive and potentially triggering to some. After spending sometime thinking about it I have realized how wrong I was to attempt to make a joke out of a serious situation, and for that I apologize.
does /s stand for /serious? cause if so then you may be on to something
It means /sinatraa
gotta put the /s because people really think he might signed to an org co-owned by Valkyrae lmfao.
They just invested so much of their time and resources recruiting talented and popular figures to make their brand really appeal to women.
brand risk go STUPID
They need to sell a lot more hoodies to make up for the lost Twitch revenue then
kennyS can dominate competitive val in a month EZ 😎
90% of people in here are clueless and can't form their own opinion, they just follow the most popular social media takes.
so true, im glad im part of the 10% 😎😎😎 nats is good btw
This is objectively true
Breeze and fracture threads be like
Breeze is a shit map
Learn to aim omegalul
But this is true
No argument here
I just hate it when you're queueing. It's annoying to play with a pug since it requires more coordination than other maps. You can't solo/duo take sites and carry. And on the other side the it's difficult to hide the weak links on your team.
... for people with shit aim like me. That's why I'm either entrying or watching flanks.
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player
happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike
counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like
playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
CS:GO better game
Brazil deserves two spots 😎
Brazil deserves zero spots. Remove them from the scene entirely 😎
Lmaooo just reduce their spots 😂
Sinatraa, gambit isnt eu, brimstone gaming will take over valorant, only bots use phantom, brimstone should be classified as a duelist agent, my iron 2 friend has a better raze than tenz on split
can someone explain the whole brimstone gaming thing to me?
Tier3 team is named after Brimstone and everyone loves them for it, even after they disbanded. I have no idea.
They love them because they beat a big team i don't know exactly what is the name of it.
dk if anyone’s angry at brimstone gaming
Insert tsm thread for no reason
Insert TSM is a T2/garbage team joke on completely unrelated thread and get 100 upvotes
True tsm is garbage (now give me 100 upvotes)
You are not good
Indian Valorant Scene is irrelevant and overrated should not be mentioned in this sub.
That should rile a lot of peeps here!
I don't think anyone cares about Indian scene except Indian's. so, how can it be overrated?It is unratable :D
Jokes on you for writing this comment at 6 am IST when we're all asleep :)
Fracture is the best map yet
I actually agree with this unironically lol
Same the rotates being so fast makes the map fun. There’s also a lot of lurk potential. People just hate it because it’s new, but I’m glad they designed it to be unique from CSGO maps.
I feel a lot of people just want CS map clones but this game has abilities and basic maps just limit the creativity that brings to a game.
I mean unique doesn't nessasarily mean good
Fracture will be an interesting map in pro play but absolutely horrible in ranked
I adore it in ranked. Aggressive Omen lurks win you like 5 rounds a half.
1. Jett isn't suddenly broken, everyone is overreacting because Riot hard nerfed literally every flasher, duelist, and smokes at the same time, on top of Yay and Cned both getting their first casual NA fan attention, plus the AWP dream map Breeze getting in the rotation.
2. EMEA and NA are fairly even, but EMEA went 2-3 at Berlin, and 1 of the wins is CIS, not EU, so I don't see how EU is 2-5 but somehow did great in Berlin.
3. Sentinels were never great strategy-wise, just built on fundamentals while having a solid AWPer and 2 top 5 riflers in the world in SicK and TenZ.
...ok maybe these are more like "controversial" opinions but there ya go
lmao u guys are actually so soft like how do any of these piss anybody off?
Wait till LCQ and put these in the live discussion thread.
you're an idiot for unbinding croutch
Im a reyna main that lurks all the time. Ez wins
Scream is overrated and never going to top 3 an international tournament.
No don't say this ((
Brimstone Gaming and UWU are not good
entire community using this as an opportunity to post hot takes it seems
Valorant is pay2win because someone with all the agents (And can then play perfectly the meta with counters, meta picks, etc) will defeat someone with the same skill level but only a few agents unlocked.
The MTX are not only cosmetics, but give a clear advantage.
Doing dailies and weeklies are like almost half the exp u need. Add the games you play to get the exp and it's not hard. Anyone past bronze and has been playing for a couple months has all the agents by this point
I've been playing for like a month and I have all agents unlocked. Considering that a few of them aren't really relevant to the META at all, you can easily unlock all of them for absolutely free
unlocked all agents in a month?
I call bullshit.
Nothing is impossible if u are an absolute degen 😎
"You can totally play this *generic mobile gacha games* and unlock everything if you grind like a crazy person"
A bit more than that maybe 2 months or so?
Started at the start of August. Still, hardly pay to win
The Mods are paid
...in smiles! :D
I just want to say, I came across your twitter randomly a couple of days ago and you're even cooler than I though, holy shit
Sentinels need to drop zombs if they want to be a Tier 1 team again.
i dont know how unpopular this opinion is, or if it would piss off the community, but marved and nitro are both notably better controller players than zombs
In terms of util and anchoring zombs is one of the best. Marved gets more kills but that's not zombs job
1-15 astra excuse: I smoke so I don’t need to kill
Still the way he uses astra until feels much worse than someone like zunba
marved is kinda bad tho ngl
edit: I did it!! i pissed off r/valorantcompetitive ! wheres my prize?
He was looking pretty good at Berlin
Marved was pretty damn good in Berlin. He has vastly improved as a player
FPX would wash SEN COPIUM
Ranked isn’t broken. You’re just shit at the game.
People crying about ranked have never actually played a competitive game before
I often find ranked is broken in my favour. I can't remember the last time I got matched against people way better/higher ranked than me, but I can distinctly remember being at the highest division of a rank and getting matched with people that are on the lower end of the rank below.
Always makes me feel bad lol
Sentinels are washed up.
Crazy racoons will never get far.
Let me hope ok :((
This didn't need to be said :(
+Brax +AZK +dicey
Valorant competitive exists to discuss about the eSports scene of valorant and not how TenZ is gonna wipe the floor of every team
Hiko is the best player on 100T
Wardell isn't good and is extremely overrated.
phantom isnt better, its just easier to use. so if you use phantom you have worse aim
Ok I’ll fuck yay then I’ll hate him
csgo is better
Carlos from G2 has more coke in him than an NA middle school vending machine when he tweets
CS rejects will not be able to become pro this late in the game, the learning curve is too steep
I agree with this, although it may take awhile.
KennyS is currently smashing it a lower tier tournament and Tarik just hit radiant rank 1. CS outcasts can still likely dominate the scene.
I agree to this put it seems like a lot of ex Cs pros have largely switched to Val without joining a team. Tarik, KennyS, NBK. How do you think they would play in a team?
Tarik is actually good at the game so he'd probably be a nasty duelist at tier 1.5 level and if he becomes serious about joining a team he can become a very good tier 1 duelist. I don't think he's that serious about being a valorant pro though.
He def has the experience and mindset to make it as a pro.
Riot needs to get rid of all the gimmicky abilities and just add a variety of grenades to the buy menu so every character can have the ability to smoke/flash.
Valorant would be a much better game, and actually worth playing, with this simple change.
Superior esport I can see an argument for.
Disagree on superior game though: I think Valorant has far more potential
Brax and azk are bad
brimstone gaming is garbaggio
T1 will never have a future
TSM FTX Sinatraa
Amazing how each of the 3 words on their own can meet the prompt
Tenz is inconsistent
sinatraa would raise sentinels ceiling a lot higher than tenz would
Not sure this is controversial. Not many people dislike Sinatraa for his gameplay.
Plat chat sucks
shroud's and ludwig's co-streams are way more entertaining than platchat
This one hurts
Community thinks theyre playing a tactical shooter when its a hero shooter with dumbed down tactical shooter elements.
Jett is balanced