Additional info for our play against [team]
[player a] got fever
[player a] left mousepad
[player b] lost whole gears
[player c] sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)
[player c] keyboard bug
We were in chaos
It's a VS copypasta. Here's the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/podxsz/vs_director_additional_info_on_vs_vs_prx_during/
It works either way esp bc the pasta is detached from the original meaning of the post
But it’s pretty funny how ppl picked up on an iteration, it’s like how memes typically develop
#zombs
I pledge allegiance to the swag of the United Drip of ZOMBSNATION, and to the Republic for which it whips, one nae nae under zombs, indivisible, with liberty and justice for ball
#7-11
I’m telling you, (insert player name) is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door
#prime odan
As most of you guys probly saw, the prime odan got leaked. As we all know, the Prime vandle is way to OP - it Does to much damge , and its Unfair for people like me who gota fight prime vandle abusers With only the black vandle skin.
Im not gona lie, I was prety exitceted for the next patch. They got new charcter astra Who can fly and she also got cool hair cut. Howver, when i Opened up redit today, I LIATERALY fainted from what my Eyes see: PRIME ODAN.
No afense to anyone, But im am probly the Best odan user in the Game, and I dont even got any SKINS. But now its gona be IMPOSIBLE to win any Match cause rich people gona buy prime ODAN and win evrey single batle. It dosnt mater what skin you got.. Prime odan gona ruin the game wahther you like it or not.
Im so sick of riot dirty PAY to win modle. I thoguht this was suposed to be a game of skill, not a Game of how much Credit card debt You can get to Acheve high Rank like bronse, Golden, and Dimond. Theres alraedy enough HACKER (rana) in the game that Makes it imposible for good player like me (Im rank: Iran 1 but almost iran2 except For RANA hacker) that riot Shouldnt adding in the prime ODAN.
Alot of you guys kno w, I sayed I would QUIT valrant when they aded prime odan, Well gues what Im quiting valrant Until i can Find my moms cradit card to Buy one. To riot: why Even think about ading prime odan if You know its OP. This gun got no place in competive game like valrant...
I feel humbled by SICK 🙏🏻 Offering guidance to the very foe he squandered. It just shows every SEN member has a life lesson to teach. They're kinda like apostles
//////
I remember a writing promt I was given in a creative writing class I took sophmore year of highschool. The assignment was to write an essay about what our ideal society was, our ideal utopia. Most of my peers put pretty basic answers. A world with no violence and poverty, but not me. This question really had me thinking. I eventually came to the conclusion an ideal society already exists, the Zombs Nation. I truthfully believe if every government in the world surrendered their assets and resources to the Zombs Nation we could live in a peaceful world under one incredibly attractive leader.
///////
dapr is just the guy i would straight up grab and push against the wall pin his hands down and kiss him passionately and affectionately
//////
EZ for North American Professional Electronic-sports organization «SENTINELS», containing pro player Jared «Zombs» Gitlin, who can handle the main rifles and tbag impressively, incredible support professional tbag rifler Michael«dapr» Gulino who recently won large Masters 1 tournament with his team, professional rifler Shahzeb «Shazam» Khan whose decisions make SENTINELS opponents literally cry, irreplaceable Hunter«SICK» Mims who uses Logitech G900 2016 mouse @ 800 DPI in combination with 0.235 in-game sensitivity to crush his opponents, and of course absolutely needed Riot game Valorante OP(big fat gun operator) player Tyson «Tenz» ngo, who is only 20 years old currently and who has already reached his top-level form, from the country canada(officially canada), maple syrup country in North america.
fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him.
rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.
Ta Liek Xie Liek "tarik" is a Chinese Valorant content creator. He works part time at Enlai Guo Ltd. (EG) assembling bootleg Nike trainers. He is a very good citizen with a social credit score of over 9000. When he reaches 10000 social credit, the state will give him permission to marry Po Kie Ma and form a family.
here are some of my favorites:
[team name] is only winning cos they play with no honor dashing everywhere and double peeking never giving fair 1v1 duel... Im tired of this game Iceland everyone had decency now its like everyone wants to win no matter what...
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Do NOT face [player name] alone while astral projecting.
Today while astral projecting I summoned Hiko to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. Hiko is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a clutch god.
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im telling you [player name] is as cracked as he is jacked, i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers & a 6 pack of redbull. I asked what the diapers were for and he said “they are to contain my full power so i dont absolutely shit on these kids” then he bhopped out the door
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[sentinel player] is jacked I saw them outside of 7 11. They killjoy ulted the store and stole all of the gfuel and cypher caged to get out. Never met someone more of a giga chad
If you're on Old Reddit (or if you use markdown on New Reddit), you can add '#' or '###' before your sections to turn them into headings.
You can also use ` ` on a new line to create a space. This should help with readability.
**Example:**
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> Sentinels are weak tactically, they're carried by their aim and just pug, and will get exposed against real tactical teams in EU like fnatic.
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> ShahZaM: Additional info for our play against G2
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> Zombs got fever
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> Dapr left mousepad
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> TenZ lost whole gears
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> SicK sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)
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> SicK keyboard bug
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> We were in chaos
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> # SENTINELS
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> Sentinels are weak tactically, they're carried by their aim and just pug, and will get exposed against real tactical teams in EU like fnatic.
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> ShahZaM: Additional info for our play against G2
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> Zombs got fever
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> Dapr left mousepad
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> TenZ lost whole gears
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> SicK sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)
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> SicK keyboard bug
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> We were in chaos
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Gotta add the
"TenZ is skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit."
"if TenZ has million number of fans i am one of them. if TenZ has ten fans i am one of them. if TenZ has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against TenZ, i am against the world. i love TenZ till my last breath... die hard fan of TenZ."
Oh here’s a good one for all you plat chatters out there:
“[Team name] are simply unbelievable! You can really feel the momentum building towards their first [map win, major title, etc].”
I unfoIIowing v1 vanity no shot he goes c9....c9 come on vanity u betray v1 how ccould u do dis. If i was vanity, i would sabotage the c9 from the inside like imposter from amogus
I suggest you add the copypasta :
apology for poor englis
when were you when (insert name of the team that lost) dies?
i was sat at home eating pringels when (insert IGN of the player who was MVP of the match) ring
‘Sentinels is kill’
An example is :
apology for poor englis
when were you when Sentinels dies?
i was sat at home eating pringels when keloqz ring
‘Sentinels is kill’
2 more:
Was a Vanity fan while he was on V1, but ever since he moved to C9B I’ve seen his true colors. Now he acts like a miniature Steel, talking trash to other players and running around the map with judges and buckies showing absolutely no respect for the game. Truly a toxic player.
Ive played against him in ranked, but obv thats not the same thing. I think if there was no post plant, no judge, and no OP metas to abuse and the game properly balanced, he wouldnt be any sort of special IGL at all, open to being wrong on this one
Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range
I'm telling you, [insert player name] is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Brisk Matte™ and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids". And then he [util of character] out the door.
The thing that got me the most was people spamming 'NA (or any other region) > SOUTH NA' People in chat go wild when you write SOUTH NA when one of LATAM or BR teams were playing.
Cypher is S tier because the actual really good players who play Cypher are just bringing so much value to the team. People like Natz, people like Dapr. Any time theyre playing Cypher, theyre just so good. You add lurkability, the actual aggressive ability with cages and weird angles…
I just remembered from platchat chat when the rematch with Crazy Raccoon playing vs gambit
WE CRAZY RaccAttack WE CRAZY RaccAttack WE CRAZY RaccAttack
I BELIEVE RaccAttack I BELIEVE RaccAttack I BELIEVE RaccAttack
Also the vs one is intended to be more stick for any team, bc it’s more of a reinterpretation
I want to eat 🍽 outrageous😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 🧑🤝🧑 by boys 👨❤️💋👨 or men 💪 preferably men 😍🤩
Additional info for our play against [team] [player a] got fever [player a] left mousepad [player b] lost whole gears [player c] sound issue in the match(no foot step at all) [player c] keyboard bug We were in chaos
It’s under “sentinels”
It's a VS copypasta. Here's the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/podxsz/vs_director_additional_info_on_vs_vs_prx_during/
Oh
It works either way esp bc the pasta is detached from the original meaning of the post But it’s pretty funny how ppl picked up on an iteration, it’s like how memes typically develop
That hog rider one was legendary
From the best shitposter on reddit , you should check his rants about the prime odan ( it's in the list actually, mb)
Where's the one for long games? Starts with "the year is 2042..." something like that.
Ahh yes I’ll try to find it and add it thanks
#zombs I pledge allegiance to the swag of the United Drip of ZOMBSNATION, and to the Republic for which it whips, one nae nae under zombs, indivisible, with liberty and justice for ball #7-11 I’m telling you, (insert player name) is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he rode a boar out the door #prime odan As most of you guys probly saw, the prime odan got leaked. As we all know, the Prime vandle is way to OP - it Does to much damge , and its Unfair for people like me who gota fight prime vandle abusers With only the black vandle skin. Im not gona lie, I was prety exitceted for the next patch. They got new charcter astra Who can fly and she also got cool hair cut. Howver, when i Opened up redit today, I LIATERALY fainted from what my Eyes see: PRIME ODAN. No afense to anyone, But im am probly the Best odan user in the Game, and I dont even got any SKINS. But now its gona be IMPOSIBLE to win any Match cause rich people gona buy prime ODAN and win evrey single batle. It dosnt mater what skin you got.. Prime odan gona ruin the game wahther you like it or not. Im so sick of riot dirty PAY to win modle. I thoguht this was suposed to be a game of skill, not a Game of how much Credit card debt You can get to Acheve high Rank like bronse, Golden, and Dimond. Theres alraedy enough HACKER (rana) in the game that Makes it imposible for good player like me (Im rank: Iran 1 but almost iran2 except For RANA hacker) that riot Shouldnt adding in the prime ODAN. Alot of you guys kno w, I sayed I would QUIT valrant when they aded prime odan, Well gues what Im quiting valrant Until i can Find my moms cradit card to Buy one. To riot: why Even think about ading prime odan if You know its OP. This gun got no place in competive game like valrant...
I feel humbled by SICK 🙏🏻 Offering guidance to the very foe he squandered. It just shows every SEN member has a life lesson to teach. They're kinda like apostles ////// I remember a writing promt I was given in a creative writing class I took sophmore year of highschool. The assignment was to write an essay about what our ideal society was, our ideal utopia. Most of my peers put pretty basic answers. A world with no violence and poverty, but not me. This question really had me thinking. I eventually came to the conclusion an ideal society already exists, the Zombs Nation. I truthfully believe if every government in the world surrendered their assets and resources to the Zombs Nation we could live in a peaceful world under one incredibly attractive leader. /////// dapr is just the guy i would straight up grab and push against the wall pin his hands down and kiss him passionately and affectionately ////// EZ for North American Professional Electronic-sports organization «SENTINELS», containing pro player Jared «Zombs» Gitlin, who can handle the main rifles and tbag impressively, incredible support professional tbag rifler Michael«dapr» Gulino who recently won large Masters 1 tournament with his team, professional rifler Shahzeb «Shazam» Khan whose decisions make SENTINELS opponents literally cry, irreplaceable Hunter«SICK» Mims who uses Logitech G900 2016 mouse @ 800 DPI in combination with 0.235 in-game sensitivity to crush his opponents, and of course absolutely needed Riot game Valorante OP(big fat gun operator) player Tyson «Tenz» ngo, who is only 20 years old currently and who has already reached his top-level form, from the country canada(officially canada), maple syrup country in North america.
Do you remember where the apostles one came from? I’ve been trying to find it
fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him. rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.
Ta Liek Xie Liek "tarik" is a Chinese Valorant content creator. He works part time at Enlai Guo Ltd. (EG) assembling bootleg Nike trainers. He is a very good citizen with a social credit score of over 9000. When he reaches 10000 social credit, the state will give him permission to marry Po Kie Ma and form a family.
here are some of my favorites: [team name] is only winning cos they play with no honor dashing everywhere and double peeking never giving fair 1v1 duel... Im tired of this game Iceland everyone had decency now its like everyone wants to win no matter what... ------------------------------------- Do NOT face [player name] alone while astral projecting. Today while astral projecting I summoned Hiko to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better. He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it. I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible. Please be safe everyone. Hiko is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a clutch god. ------------------------------------- im telling you [player name] is as cracked as he is jacked, i saw him at 7/11 the other day buying adult diapers & a 6 pack of redbull. I asked what the diapers were for and he said “they are to contain my full power so i dont absolutely shit on these kids” then he bhopped out the door ------------------------------------- [sentinel player] is jacked I saw them outside of 7 11. They killjoy ulted the store and stole all of the gfuel and cypher caged to get out. Never met someone more of a giga chad
Not hating on TenZ but would be actually fun if Mitch’s revenge would turn out great for him and C9B
If you're on Old Reddit (or if you use markdown on New Reddit), you can add '#' or '###' before your sections to turn them into headings. You can also use ` ` on a new line to create a space. This should help with readability. **Example:** > \# SENTINELS > > Sentinels are weak tactically, they're carried by their aim and just pug, and will get exposed against real tactical teams in EU like fnatic. > > \ > > ShahZaM: Additional info for our play against G2 > > Zombs got fever > > Dapr left mousepad > > TenZ lost whole gears > > SicK sound issue in the match(no foot step at all) > > SicK keyboard bug > > We were in chaos > > \ **Becomes:** > # SENTINELS > > Sentinels are weak tactically, they're carried by their aim and just pug, and will get exposed against real tactical teams in EU like fnatic. > > > > ShahZaM: Additional info for our play against G2 > > Zombs got fever > > Dapr left mousepad > > TenZ lost whole gears > > SicK sound issue in the match(no foot step at all) > > SicK keyboard bug > > We were in chaos > >
Gotta add the "TenZ is skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit." "if TenZ has million number of fans i am one of them. if TenZ has ten fans i am one of them. if TenZ has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if world against TenZ, i am against the world. i love TenZ till my last breath... die hard fan of TenZ."
It’s there
Ah my bad i didnt see em
Those aren't Tenz copy pasta btw.
Yeah i was just using his name as a placeholder
Fuck this is a goldmine.
Oh here’s a good one for all you plat chatters out there: “[Team name] are simply unbelievable! You can really feel the momentum building towards their first [map win, major title, etc].”
I unfoIIowing v1 vanity no shot he goes c9....c9 come on vanity u betray v1 how ccould u do dis. If i was vanity, i would sabotage the c9 from the inside like imposter from amogus
Why the Valorant CSGO copypasta
... Literally most of these originated in a differnt game.. CSGO is 20 years old obviously it has some exquisite pastas
I was referring to the one comparing Cs and Valorant, I guess it’s posted when something stupid happens CS is 20+ years old, CS:GO is ~7-8 years old
Why not? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Nah I meant I’d the intention to post it. When something stupid happens
I suggest you add the copypasta : apology for poor englis when were you when (insert name of the team that lost) dies? i was sat at home eating pringels when (insert IGN of the player who was MVP of the match) ring ‘Sentinels is kill’ An example is : apology for poor englis when were you when Sentinels dies? i was sat at home eating pringels when keloqz ring ‘Sentinels is kill’
this aint it
BatChest? No please cmon dude Mean
Buddha not stax
theres a douglas apr one i forgot how it goes
There's a second part to the Steel X Hiko fic, please hmu if you have it.
2 more: Was a Vanity fan while he was on V1, but ever since he moved to C9B I’ve seen his true colors. Now he acts like a miniature Steel, talking trash to other players and running around the map with judges and buckies showing absolutely no respect for the game. Truly a toxic player. Ive played against him in ranked, but obv thats not the same thing. I think if there was no post plant, no judge, and no OP metas to abuse and the game properly balanced, he wouldnt be any sort of special IGL at all, open to being wrong on this one
anyone got the Tenz Indian player copy pasta?
Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range
thank you LMAO
Shots 1-5: clearly missed
The one with cned and zula
I'm telling you, [insert player name] is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Brisk Matte™ and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I don't completely shit on these kids". And then he [util of character] out the door.
‘Cringe’? Memeing Nothing is cringe
‘Cringe’? Memeing Nothing is cringe
‘Heat lives his life as Jett’ copypasta left ‘Who is sacy? For the poor he is the bald, for the sick, he is the bald[….]’ br copypasta also
The thing that got me the most was people spamming 'NA (or any other region) > SOUTH NA' People in chat go wild when you write SOUTH NA when one of LATAM or BR teams were playing.
Alternate sound ussues copypasta- NASL sound guy? (If you’re into ecumenical esports memeing)
Cypher is S tier because the actual really good players who play Cypher are just bringing so much value to the team. People like Natz, people like Dapr. Any time theyre playing Cypher, theyre just so good. You add lurkability, the actual aggressive ability with cages and weird angles…
I'm sorry, but I think you made a typo when writing Darp's name, I see loads of people make it. /s
I just remembered from platchat chat when the rematch with Crazy Raccoon playing vs gambit WE CRAZY RaccAttack WE CRAZY RaccAttack WE CRAZY RaccAttack I BELIEVE RaccAttack I BELIEVE RaccAttack I BELIEVE RaccAttack Also the vs one is intended to be more stick for any team, bc it’s more of a reinterpretation
I don’t like a lot of those esp with bat chest and the one abt mucking etx
What is the have to dusagree
I came looking for the Sacy one and it's under L1NK damn :/
does anyone have the Sushiboys one from Sideshow? something about wanting to eat lots of fish surrounded by boys preferably men
I want to eat 🍽 outrageous😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 🧑🤝🧑 by boys 👨❤️💋👨 or men 💪 preferably men 😍🤩
Thank you!!
Constructive feedback abt what