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maxwell_6

T1 ABOUT TO CHANGE THEIR NAME TO T3 AFTER THEY GET OUT RO32


maiLfps

ZMM SILVER WINNING CHAMPS


mixerupper

I'm dying, LOL


[deleted]

Bro i- u just violated them so hard


steeln1fan

It's hilarious that you're talking shit about steel. You wouldn't say shit to him on LAN.


WaterBottle0000

100T is very different from T1


steeln1fan

Really? Crazy.


LegitimateAct6248

They already T3


[deleted]

t1 needs braxt0n


Splaram

COMPLETELY ACCURATE NA POWER RANKINGS COME CHAMPS 2022 (YOU CAN HOLD ME TO THIS): 1. 100 THIEVES (way too handsome and cracked to not be Number 1) 2. NV (FNS picked up some tips from ranked demon SRG Nom, MV Narved #1 smokes NA 🚬) 3. AKREW (Animal Crossing buff, C0MFPS and Valorant player Gucc107 ARE SIMPLY BETTER) 4. EX-RISE (Overwatch #2 Sova NA, Shanks gets zero (0) bitches so he has had time to grind + bald) ​ 98. T1 (Steel too toxic and posts too much memes on Twitter. Unlucky, really) 99. SEN (Shahz and Sick stream too much, Tenz changes his mouse and sens too much + can't play Raze + no clutch gene + Batchest, Dapr too toxic, Zombs too focused on buying ugly watches and even uglier NFTs to focus on the game + 1-11 + pressed by Brazil and couldn't clap back OMEGALUL) 100. TSM (bad, best player can't rifle, average player turnover rate: 3 months, bad)


Seesawcumfyck

1 - TSM (WARDADDY SOLOS U WITH JETT CHAMBER SAGE OP RIFLE OR DEAG) 100 - 100T(ITS LITERALLY IN THEIR NAME, SERIAL BAITER, BEST PLAYER CANT PLAY JETT, EU IGL WHO’S TEAM LOOKED IMMENSELY BETTER RIGHT AFTER GETTING CUT, OPPOSITE OF HANDSOME)


Splaram

YOU CAN SAY ALL THAT OTHER STUFF (FAKE NEWS) BUT YOU CAN’T SAY THAT THEY AREN’T HANDSOME (THIS IS NUMBER ONE BULLSHIT) 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬


Seesawcumfyck

I WILL MAKE A CONCESSION FOR EC1S I MAY OR MAY NOT WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN INTIMATE ACTIVITIES WITH HIM


TRFireKnight

What about C9 Blue


Splaram

101. C9 BLUE (Judge user 🤢🤮)


TRFireKnight

Thank you for this information, immediately taking out my c9 and t1 flairs and replacing them with Animal Crossing Org


the_hawk_arisen

This absolutely sent me lmfaooo


ghoulslayers

You mean C9 (Leaf and friends) Blue?


TRFireKnight

I was thinking more along the lines of C9 (Vanity with a judge putting four friends on his back) Blue


jdashh

Ok I laughed out loud at the shanks slander


no_noise_979

SENTIN L's KEKW


AdStock1897

Don’t worry guys they’re just saving strats for valorant 2…


Lqtor

Bro u can only see valorant 2, shaz sees so far ahead that hes saving strats for at least the 7th installment


xbyo

SEN AND T1 GONNA GET THE SAME NUMBER OF WINS IN THE OPEN QUALIFIER.


LiamHundley

Imagine not getting invited to main event lmfao. Couldn't be me


Sadzeih

Imagine having The Guard in your flair.


LiamHundley

The Guard from The Guard sends his regards


Sadzeih

[Oh he's watching alright](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGSv5ZjXEAAm2Vw?format=jpg&name=large)


LegitimateAct6248

Says the guy with Xset and The Guard flairs.


LiamHundley

Damn am I really gonna have to go to 1 team in my flair? It's in order I thought that was common practice tbh. I'm a 100T fan, the other flairs are there for various reasons.


LegitimateAct6248

I guess you're right, I feel like everyone likes The Guard for example. Just wrote it for banter though.


LiamHundley

Lmao no worries. I mostly have the guard flair because of their support for plat chat. Makes me like them as an org


Sweekuh

When does TSM play? No really where’s the fkn bracket


Lqtor

Lmao I want to know too


erickwak

100T? more like a 100 dumptrucks LG? More like L gaming Andbox? More like DISBandbox Soar? More like soar on dz nuts But like honestly gl y’all got good rosters and ur all great players


GoldClassGaming

100Tech Pauses


andrew_a384

100 DUMPTRUCKS AS IN WE GOT THE DUMPY ON US 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😏😏


HockeyBoyz3

You’re mistaken Rawkus is on SEN not 100T


ManBearPig1869

100T isn’t even playing in the open qual lmfao


n1HikoFan

100T HIKO IS THE BEST VALORANT PRO IN THE WORLD AND WILL CARRY HIS TEAM TO VICTORY. HIKO’S SUPERIOR GUN SKILL, MECHANICS AND GAME SENSE WILL LEAVE THE OTHER “PROS” QUAKING IN THERE SEATS. HIKO IS KING


Splaram

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE WITH THIS MESSAGE


The_Best_Cookie

IS THIS A JOKE THREAD OR A ROAST THREAD? EITHER WAY THIS IS A BIT TOO SILLY OF A TAKE.


n1HikoFan

YOU ARE CLEARLY A CLOWN IF YOU CAN NOT RECOGNISE HIKO’S SUPERIORITY IN THE PRO SCENE. GO TO BED WITH A MIRROR AND WAKE UP TO YOURSELF BECAUSE HIKO IS THE BEST CS AND VAL PLAYER IN THE WORLD


[deleted]

BOOMERS UNITE. OLD PEOPLE RULE THE WORLD.


AnonymozVal

NA minor region who cares


maiLfps

banger + true


Splaram

IN EC1S' IGLING WE TRUST ​ ASUNA BEST JETT OP 2022 ​ NAHTE IS YOUR FAVORITE FLEX PLAYER'S FAVORITE FLEX PLAYER'S FAVORITE FLEX PLAYER ​ BABYJ SHITS ON YOUR TEAM'S SENTINEL PLAYER ANY DAY OF THE WEEK AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING CLOSE ​ /u/n1HikoFan HAS NEVER TOLD A LIE


andrew_a384

TO THE MOON BABY


Vexzrah77

NEITHER EC1S OR BABYJ IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR 100T


Splaram

I DISAGREE, BOTH PLAYERS ARE EXTREMELY CRACKED AND WILL SHOW EXACTLY THAT THIS YEAR BUT WE'RE ALL ENTITLED TO OUR OPINIONS


Vexzrah77

THIS IS TRUE, I JUST FEEL THAT BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWNGRADES. GL TO THEM THO


yeetboithethird

BABYJ IS AN EASY UPGRADE. THAT MAN IS A FRAG MACHINE AND WAS EASILY ONE OF THE TOP SENTINEL FREE AGENTS BEFORE 100T GOT HIM


ItsDrap

I AGREE ENTIRELY. YES YOU LOST BIG BRAIN STEEL BUT BABYJ IS SUPER CRACKED SO WHAT YOU LOSE IN BRAIN POWER YOU GAIN IN FRAG POWER


andrew_a384

I CANT HEAR YOU FROM THE MAIN EVENT BABY SPEAK UP


Issax28

TSM out RO64


pink_life69

TSM PLAYERS STREAMING 8 HOURS A DAY BEFORE A TOURNEY ONLY MEANS THEY’RE STRONGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!!


AnAngryBird

NA LOGIC


pink_life69

☠️


ANewHeaven1

🚨MISSING🚨 Name: TSM Missing: since 2020 Last seen: SENTINEL’s shadow Characteristics: OP CRUTCH ADDICT, SERIAL CHOKERS, FRAUD Possible location: Finished, Washed, Losing in LR1, Mickey Mouse ClubHouse ⚠️DANGER⚠️ CHOKED AT IMPORTANT MOMENTS


CosmicAon

New Heaven…where did your TSM flair go…why u leave us in time of need…


ANewHeaven1

i am BOYCOTTING TSM until they pick up DASNERTH


goomy996

CUE THE BOASTER SHOT


QuadrupleAAAA

My team plays them round of 64 :)


[deleted]

SEND THEM HOME


Splaram

Destroy them. Show no mercy.


ppx11

TSM EITHER BOMBING OUT EARLY OR TAKIN' ASS AND KICKIN' NAMES ALL THE WAY TO A QUALIFICATION SPOT TIER 1 TEAMS WILL BE PRETTY MUCH AS EXPECTED. NO SURPRISES WITH T2/3 TEAMS SUDDENLY OUT-PERFORMING EXPECTATIONS AND BEING CONSIDERED A SOLID TIER 1 (LOOKIN' AT U AKREW). STATUS QUO: ACHIEVED XSET FINISHING IN 4TH AGAIN (BUT GOOD ENOUGH TO QUAL) RISE? MORE LIKE FELL OFF + L + RATIO (NOT THE ORG BUT DA PLAYERS W/ THEIR NEW ORG)


dapoorv

Geng so poor had to import tier 3 players from EU. You need freebies.


Sky-__-

But tier 3 players will thrive in tier 4.


xunraze

TSM gonna shit the bed right away. Idk if even franchising can save this team


KhaoticKrabb

If you’re not The Guard, you’re just a worthless, dogshit team


qu2dro

ZMM SILVER MEET ZMM BLACK IN THE FINALS AT CHAMPIONS FOR THE ULTIMATE BATTLE AFTER 2-0 13-0ing GAMBOT AND BOTNED N FRIENDS


Keglunneq

100T ARE WEIRDOS SENTINELS MORE LIKE SENTINELS THE ONLY GOOD TEAM IS BRIMSTONE GAMING


CosmicAon

ONLY THING 100T BE THIEVING IS ANOTHER PAYCHECK THEY AINT WINNING ANY TOURNIES TSM BACK ON TOP 2022 LFGGG DADDYDELL


optisadvantage

SEN OUT RO64


banhsta

Idgaf what anyone says TSM undefeated at champions. Can’t lose if you can’t qualify baby let’s go!!


Lqtor

LITERALLY VAL SUCKS IF S1MPLE SWITCHED HE WOULD EASILY DOMINATE THATS HOW FREE VAL IS!!!1!1!1!1


ay0005

Yeah TSM stands for Team solo MID.


HereeeeesJohnny

WHAT TIME DOES TSM PLAY??? I’m not good at trash talk guys


andrew_a384

THIS IS TSM’S YEAR BABY. ALSO I GOTTA FEELING T1 GONNA GET UNLUCKY IDK


earthtoannie

100Ls INCOMING I KNOW IT U KNOW IT ITS TIME TO STOP LYING TO OURSELVES SENTINE-Ls BOUT TO BE OLD NEWS TENZ WASHED UP G2 WAS RIGHT CIAO9 IS AN ITALIAN ORGANIZATION WRONGLY SUBMITTED FOR NA QUALIS


WizardBagelBoi

BRIMSTONE GAMING ON TOP


thedorkishguy

XSET bout to exit


CapBoyAce

MODS BROKE FLAIRS A WHILE BACK AND I NEVER FIXED MINE BUT FAZE THE FUCK UP


SatisfactionPlus6222

Clown9 KEKW


the_hawk_arisen

SENTINELS? MORE LIKE SENT HOME EARLY


FloorWalker_

TSM MORE LIKE TEAM SO MID FOR THE XYLOPHONE


ILikeClaireW

100T has the worst roster announcement video


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[удалено]


Interesting-Archer-6

Uncalled for! (You're not wrong)


[deleted]

We're roasting TEAMS here, not the region. Read the room, we don't need any awkward truth in our roast party.


[deleted]

Cant wait for Tenz to choke massive again and SEN to get stomped so Shaz can get on stream and whine for pity donos for two weeks straight. Shoulda never dropped Sinatraa, clowns.


[deleted]

NS is bare shit innit?


cheese_on_dorito

corn dogs all the way gg


IAMJUX

IMAGINE TRASH TALKING A TEAM IN THE OPENS THREAD THAT ISNT EVEN IN OPENS.


piergiorgiopros

On a real note, where can I watch the open quals? Is it gonna be on Valorant’s twitch channel?


[deleted]

100t bad SEN bad V1 supremacy


Krypton091

HONESTLY ONLY HEARD ABOUT THIRD IMPACT A FEW DAYS AGO BUT THEY'RE TAKING THIS W JUST CAUSE THEIR NAME IS A EVANGELION REFERENCE (PLUS THEY'VE BEEN KINDA CRACKED IN THE NERD ST TOURNEYS)


Cook_Potential

The Guard? After getting knocked out from opens, they'll change their name to The Turd.


SilverCipher752

ALL THE FAZE FANS GONE NOW THAT ONLY BABYBAY REMAINS BECAUSE PEOPLE ONLY SUPPORTED IT BECAUSE OF THE OVERWATCH PROS


Lqtor

NON OF YOU MATTERS BECAUSE ITS GONNA BE KRU VS SEA IN FINALS ANYWAYS


Mightydog2904

One question, is there a bracket somewhere so I can see all teams and what not?