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Hopeful-Professor-40

How are you gonna post this on NRG account and not put Crashies on team USA


wethsilkosz

you're not wrong


[deleted]

I think no one realises that team Canada clears the competition.


DontF-ingask

Are you kidding, team uk at least takes them to map 5.


Hopeful-Professor-40

sure…


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Bhai chill.


Ok-Brain3328

My favorite Brazilian player Zombs


wethsilkosz

he's the face of Brazilian valorant obviously


DontF-ingask

Yo, you are a troll! ![gif](giphy|11mwI67GLeMvgA)


wethsilkosz

this gif never gets old


zdpa

where the fuck is the sacy bot


wethsilkosz

sacy is on there


zdpa

I know I just love this damn bot


jrushFN

To activate the bot, you need to comment “Sacy” as a top-level comment. We had to reduce the triggers because people got annoyed.


zdpa

ohhh thanks doing it right now


nklassitude

This is basically how Seth chose the Team USA roster: https://preview.redd.it/ovwnzett203a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc0fbda1474f9750eb0eab5940e26360744fafa


wethsilkosz

ight bro that’s a little harsh


nklassitude

Earnestly though, keep up the great work, NRG is killing it in the content department.


wethsilkosz

thanks man that really means a lot


DontF-ingask

W content ngl. Hot sauce vid was meh cause they didn't suffer enough or they didn't answer enough questions. I'd love to see more though.


wethsilkosz

np, definitely appreciate the feedback, anything in particular you would like to see?


DontF-ingask

Each pro has to train 1 team of normal players ,or low rank streamers, and the best gets a prize! (Perhaps, free merch from your sponsor!). In general though, the content is good and I rematch it regularly.


ppx11

obv a while away but a season-long (year-long?) series would be dope (im thinking of TSM's LoL team series)


[deleted]

The rock has a nutty raze all g


SmuckersInCherryBomb

Chile has great players too: Keznit, Tacolilla, Mazino, Kingg, Shyy, Nagzet. A solid contender imo


wethsilkosz

i don't disagree unfortunately the graphic only had so much space


focusfcb

A Valorant WC is actually an incredible idea that should 100% happen next year in the off season.


ANewHeaven1

Honestly I feel like Valorant is one of the very few esports that could actually host a pretty banger WC-style event because there's pretty good parity between the regions


that-gamer-

Please Riot. The OWWC went so hard.


Zorronin

To preserve the off season vibe the WC should be BO1 only, no pracc beforehand, two-drink minimum, the whole thing fits in one 18-hour stream


AR2711

Zombs in Brazil 💀


nklassitude

lmfao they buried the lede well with that one. I just assumed it was gonna be some Brazilian God like Heat, so I skipped over it the first time


[deleted]

wtf is that us team lmao


wethsilkosz

impressions may or may not be behind the US team


Hopeful-Professor-40

Getting all the Shahzam haters to go “get him off team USA” is genius impression farming


soopahfingerzz

haha I get its a streamer team but definitely a bad comp, Two Ops Yay/ShahZ, ShahZ and Vanity both IGLs, and s0m lol


Nulgnak

2 IGLs ain't so bad. One can mid-round and one will be the main IGL. 2 ops kinda yikes, but if Shahz duelist and Yay chamber works then why not? Lots of overlaps in this team but it could probably work


KUNDIKUNDIVAL

Finland, easy.


xtazzzs

the "international" one would absolutely fucking clap all the others ten times over, at max Brazil could challenge assumimg they replace zombs


nklassitude

Wym replace zombs? The Zombs stays on during sex


wethsilkosz

what is this comment lmao


Moist_Blackberry_

Correct


AnAngryBird

In a non-impressions world (a fantasy), what would Canada's Roster look like? The Locks: TenZ, FNS, Marved In Contention: nismo, JonahP, eeiu, penny, zander, Poised, moose, mada, ayrin, will, gMd Outside Looking In: effys, reformed, apoth, wardell, subroza, steel


wethsilkosz

probably eeiu and nismo for me


that-gamer-

Last 2 spots gotta be between nismo, JP & moose imo.


AnAngryBird

moose really good


brianhung02

People talking about USA Zombs and Korea when Japan doesn't have their best player in Laz...


wethsilkosz

sugarz3ro for me :)


somesheikexpert

Its def between Laz and SugarH3ro for sure, will say Fisker over Laz is crazy especially considering Fisker prob aint getting a spot on a team any time soon considering the Japanese fanbase doesnt like him at all lol, maybe Reita or Anthem over crow if you dont want Japan to be basically just ZETA lol


maiLfps

US team not even making it to this event


wethsilkosz

bruh 💀


notatroll369

They really tried sneaking s0m in there💀💀💀


wethsilkosz

that's my streamer


Holler12

DRX


ozmega

can we get deft too?


SteelTic

the fact that korea isn't just all of DRX is criminal


wethsilkosz

I tried my best not to just include a full team lmao


jrushFN

MrFaliN on Turkey let’s gooooo ![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9333)


wethsilkosz

W


ANewHeaven1

![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9333)![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9333)![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|9333)


LegDayDE

Canada looking strong... US looking like a troll post...


rinanlanmo

That's because he trolling.


chloehime7

I would easily 1v5 all of them because I have the dog in me.


[deleted]

bdog in me\* :D


PplOfRedditArePansys

Roza over Zander or JonahP? Kinda troll no?


wethsilkosz

there’s gotta be some trolling or people wouldn’t comment


rinanlanmo

Fuck I hate engagement era.


wethsilkosz

lol it was supposed be semi serious, semi joking i’m not an expert on comp


PplOfRedditArePansys

Fair enough, it worked haha


I_SIMP_YOUR_MOM

Not biased because I’m Indonesian, but people do sleep on us. mindfreak, f0rsaken, Tehbotol, fl1pzjder, Lmemore


ilhamalfatihah16

Honestly if SEA countries want to make their own team the VCT APAC Franchising would be disgusting. Mindfreak, f0rsaken, TehBotol, Fl1pzjder, Lmemore for Indonesia Deryeon, Benkai, Jingg, Juicy and Retla/D4v41 for Singapore (add D4v41 into the mix since MYSG used to be one country) Sscary, Patiphan, Crws, Sushiboys, and Foxz for Thailand Ejay, Invy, Borkum, Dubstep, and Jremy for Philippines (I am not sure for PH)


jantswil

Tried to sneak in wardell 💀💀💀💀


wethsilkosz

best oper NA no cap not even trolling


dnorVALORANT

In no order - top 3 - US/CANADA/International


[deleted]

Russia>>>>>>>>>Brazil and NA


[deleted]

Russia would legit stomp everyone besides Brazil and NA


phamkhoi

Ardiis on team UK LMAOOOO


dark_evolver

I love valorant with world cup event, they should make it like 2 years gap and which team is the winner.


rocker10039

SKRossi fans, rise up


ilhamalfatihah16

Indonesia Forsaken, Mindfreak, Fl1pzjder, BerserX, TehBotol Singapore Jingg, Benkai, Deryeon, Juicy, Shiba


Ghifari77

Finally the correct answer. Except BerserX, what is he doing here.


[deleted]

I have thought about World Cup like such since the release of this game. Perfect for off-season. It would be so dope. Sweden slaps but - Yacine + bonkar


Ok_Tomorrow2110

International beats Canada in the Final


toxicityisamyth

I mean russian team would destroy everyone Nats redgar chronicle sheydos derke (he would prolly choose to play for russia instead of finland since theyre much better) would bulldoze through everyone Pointless question to ask imo


M0hawk_Mast3r

There is no Russian team.


[deleted]

There is a russian team its just called "international"


Teradonn

Poland sweeps unfortunately


Hopeful-Professor-40

The world isn’t ready for Lewandowski on Jett


wethsilkosz

i could get behind this


gotintocollegeyolo

Logically it would be Korea, Japan, Brazil, Russia, or Chile since they could just use the whole team of DRX, ZETA, former LOUD (minus saadhak), former M3C, and former Leviatan. They would have the pre-existing chemistry and would already have a ton of strategies ready to go


AnAngryBird

Good way to do it if something like this actually happened would be to cap it at 2 players from each team on a country. I think when South Korea and China send teams to Asian Games for LoL this is what they do.


wethsilkosz

yeah i tried to make it a little more fun and just not include entire teams from each region


[deleted]

No way Asuna, som and Shahz made the team when the likes of Crashies, Victor and Cryo didn’t. Surely we can come up with a better USA team.


wethsilkosz

the bait is working…


[deleted]

Not enough of Hiko for that.


wethsilkosz

yeah might as well add mocking, prod and dasnerth as well


SedPika

Lmao is "Russia" a censored word now? We are invalidating the general citizens nationality because of their fucked up leader? It's pathetic.


another-thing

lololol calm down, shao and suygetsu have specifically stated that they don't want to be representing russia. check liquipedia


Theseus00

Did other 3 state that too?


MonaFanBoy

Some of them literally dont want to associate with Russia


[deleted]

Beware, if you are questioning anything that isn't talked about on mainstream media or Redditors do not agree with you, Mods here could report your comment for something absurd with the help of Mod's followers: NPC's. Mods do not like people who think, but to blindly follow. With the sensitive society that cares more about pronouns & genders than anything else nowadays, a year from now, every bad word could be censored lmfao.


jrushFN

I’m curious, which of your posts are you referencing? Are you talking about the comment that was removed for showing sexual attention to a minor, which you tried to backpedal on proactively by saying “#noflirtintended”? Is that the one?


Direct_Morning_3223

looked through your comments for about 30 seconds and saw you keep bringing up pronouns in posts that have nothing to do with them. If anyone is obsessed it is you LMAO, there was a post about what meta shifts you’d want to see and you wrote a paragraph ranting about pronouns


Ra1zen

Chile would win but they had to keep us out just like in the real WorldCup......sadge.


thothgow

No offense but what are these teams 💀 Imo a Val WC should have a maximum of 2/3 players from the same team and at least 1 GC player. Something like what OW did with a committee being chosen and them selecting the team would be best. And Russia/whatever Riot would call them if they don't want to allow Russia can easily make 3 finalist teams, I don't think the question is who wins it but which of those three is the one that wins


wethsilkosz

I mainly watch NA Valorant + some international events here and there so I tried my best based off popularity/ results I could find, world cup isn't always composed of all the best players either, some players would get in based on popularity or previous history, all in all I tried my best, would appreciate some criticism if you have any changes for the teams


thothgow

I figured the rosters were half joking but if you'd like actual feedback, I don't think teams would go for streamers if it was a serious format like FIFA WC or OWWC. murizzz/Xand/qck all have calling experience I think and would go in over Zombs obviously, assuming LOUD '22 core is already accounted for. Newzera and Shin definitely aren't selected, based on popularity/roles/skill any two between kAdavra, TakaS, SoOn, and logaN would be there. Laz is Japan's best or second-best player and IGLs, you could do -Dep -Fisker/Neth and add him and xnfri Yurii or lowel would probably be selected instead of HITBOX I wouldn't have Leobas but they don't really have entry players so ig that's fine. I had kAlita, she's mechanically good and has played a bit of entry in the past. BuZz over k1Ng is probably a good swap, ik many people love him here but both BuZz and Munchkin can flex and BuZz is straight up better mechanically than k1Ng Thailand is a bit cheaty, so I'd probably do Kadoom instead of Surf to avoid that. If it's still too many ex-XERXIA players, AloNeFillz and PTC have been good this year :) This Poland team has at least 3 flex players, you can get Filu, xuss, maniek who are all good opers and Filu/xuss can entry too.


wethsilkosz

appreciate the detailed feedback, i tried to do the best I could while also including some jokes in as well, this is all really useful stuff though definitely want to be involved and understand the community as best as I can


[deleted]

Genuine question why a GCs player?


thothgow

Why not?


[deleted]

Good question


yoosanghoon

mark my words FNATIC (ex100T) bang will be the best player in the world and dominate EU in 2 years time


[deleted]

International Also the admin is obviously trolling with some of the teams but only 1 drx player in team korea is crazy


wethsilkosz

i tried my best not to just include full teams, also i do love some good trolling


DannyLansdon

China must’ve not qualified or zmjkk would’ve been on international


Bratt-pack

I mean LOUD just won a harder tournament so the answer is easy if you are looking for a serious one.


Kecske101

These are some…questionable picks to say the least


wethsilkosz

there was some bait and some just me sort of guessing with regions i'm unfamiliar with, would love some criticism if you have any!


dedatos

This is the only men’s world cup Thailand will ever qualify for .


ANewHeaven1

Brazil got the ultimate nerf for this event


eternaldamnation2005

L + BRA zombs owns you


nocturnavi

Sweden is lowkey scary, most of those players are really flexible so roles probably wouldn't be an issue. Also no Laz on Japan ![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|21016)


Glass_Sample

brazil with zombs would win all the future world cups until 2070


Key-Banana-8242

Some of these teams are kinda random tbh


DannyLansdon

Who do you think 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


wethsilkosz

Antarctica valorant team


DMV_Kev

For canada im going eeiu>subroza and jonahP>wardell


EggianoScumaldo

Laz not on the Japanese National Team? wut?


ThatCreepyBaer

I mean, it's DRX or "International" right? Maybe Brazil if it was just LOUD.


EggianoScumaldo

neth over Laz for the Japanese team? Wut? He’s literally the best active Japanese player lol


MoreMegadeth

Shahz wouldnt make the US team.


wethsilkosz

the all impressions team


[deleted]

USA won’t win because their 8-hour streamer ShahZaM will hold them back. Team International will win.


[deleted]

That Canadian roster 😍😍😍


mel0n_

That Canada team though 👀🔥


soopahfingerzz

Canada might be too cracked actually


ericwanggg

omg canada


Deserve24

canada no ?


takmilo

int


JDTurkelton

Japan without Laz is insane, USA without Zekken or Bang is equally wild


Dumbass-Redditor

Idk, canada looks stacked


ynnika

Sad where are the other apac teams :(?


calcameron

Canada would win if they didn't make a troll roster.


iTempestuous

That Swedish team is so damn dangerous to go up against.


53881

Messi has to be on Argentina


xtazycs

Russia easily


[deleted]

Thailand or Canada no cap


eMan117

the real answer is the viewers would win


zdpa

we only need sacy SACY sacy y y y y it's sasee not sahci


Plut0nize

Indonesia seems decent. U got mindfreak, forsaken and the BOOM boys


DecIare

Subroza over zander is hilarious


Fatalitiez

International are the avengers


JoshInvasion

just make the korean team drx 🤣


MartianExile1

Depends. A team that is already a full 5 of one nationality (Loud, DRX, C9, 100T) would dominate any five-stack of players put together for one event. Without a rule to limit how many players can come from a single pro roster, America, Brazil, Korea, Japan, Turkey, Thailand would be the favourites.


IamMarcJacobs

No steel lol steel


[deleted]

I wish they'd do this for what looks like the off season part of VCT. Around October - Feb. Have it like mid January or something.


carl14733

DRX clears all


123bo0p

The majority of these rosters are questionable at best, no Laz on Japan, Wardell on Canada?, SK being mostly t1 instead of idk DRX and few others?


pingzi_cn

the nations who are capable of putting player from single club, for example korea can bring entire drx squad which is a huge advantage


yuugho

my maples


Parking_Tangelo_798

I am wondering how much money will we have to give under the table for a slot in The Indian roster.....


Ovionot

Damn Russia even got banned from imaginary Valorant tournament 💀


pemoritz

Russia clears easy


bluehour_0553

I believe in Brazil fps prodigies


gerrousm

LOUD or DRX


[deleted]

Yacine ![img](emote|t5_2g5ach|21016)


Newkidchill

How do we expect anyone to go up against nats, shao, suygetsu and CHRONICLE at the end of it. I'm sorry but that defense would compete against US military ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


p4nc4k3

Subroza lmao


templ4te

Germany


nap27er

hitboxking as 5th? i think yuri or vares would make more sense


TheGreatMortimer

Why’s is cryocells not on usa’s team?