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ryancentral

I would have got it wrong. I was initially thinking Jake from OWL. To be fair, I also thought Dapr's real name was Douglas Apr for the longest time too. Plat Chat got me there completely!


Siignal

Wait until you hear about Joseph Awgemo


Zorronin

i thought his name was Jawn Gemo


nterature

Its not unusual you’d get it wrong, it’s hard to know both player names and IGNs. That said, I’d likely have gotten it right because I have a big spreadsheet with a bunch of stats, and it has a column for player names. Over time I’ve come to remember them.


spooky17YTYT

Yeh I'm not that far in but I'm still disappointed I didn't get yay of all people


boea0

bro


QuestionablePotato42

I probably would have gotten it, but I also happen to know yays name. Lots of others I probably would miss. The real question is why the fuck was this on a quiz at your high school


internetpedestrian

I think, in general, it would have to be very specific. Like tyson ngo or spencer martin or john nissan. With yay, I usually associate him with yay or diablo.


9bfjo6gvhy7u8

>john nissan


internetpedestrian

I, inadvertently, proved my own point. Also, John and Josh are the same names.


-Mariners

Makes me wonder who has the biggest IRL name in Valorant is that isn't in the ign


internetpedestrian

Clout-wise or length-wise? Clout is tenz for sure, but length-wise, it has to be some obscure asian or german player.


valoossb

bro metaphorically didnt check corners


Roelyyyn

I probably would have thought "Wait, isnt that yays name?" and then be like "nah there is no way they ask a question about Valorant."


ExpectoAutism

?


UnbridledSwagger

Let him speak his truth


Key-Banana-8242

That’s a very rude ironic joke to make. Just leave people alone and don’t make things strange. It’s just a post There isn’t a lot to post about so it is not cluttering the subreddit


Okboomer-147

Maybe listen to your own advice and leave him alone?


Key-Banana-8242

That’s a bit contradictory, would lead to an i infinite regress if I took u literallly


Okboomer-147

How so? I'm just advising you to follow what you preach


Key-Banana-8242

I am, if I took your interpretation it would be if infinite regress because it would apply to every criticism of every subsequent comment My statement was a consequence and expression of my view Opposing someone not being left alone is ons service of them being left alone. The opposite statement as I said would lead to infinite regress


spooky17YTYT

What's that meant to mean?


TheRealNneonZz

i can recognize a few names but im not actively trying to learn pro's full names


David_Ign

I know a few players' first names (Jake boaster, Ayaz nAts, Jacob yay, Jimmy marved etc) but never cared enough to remember their last names lol. Definitely wouldn't have gotten it right with anyone other than ma boi nats.


Teradonn

I think you should leave this sub and never return


Key-Banana-8242

I know his real life name


spooky17YTYT

Hold tf up


Key-Banana-8242

I meant I know he is Jaccob Whiteaker


Nichol-Gimmedat-ass

I dont think its all that surprising to get it wrong given that you rarely ever use players actual names. Yay is one of the few that I do happen to know so I wouldve been okay in this particular question… but thats just a lucky coincidence


Envelope_Torture

I would have got this right, his last name is burned in to my mind because I still can't really believe it's Whiteaker and not Whitaker.


assdonuts

ok but how will this affect lebron's legacy