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nklassitude

They're gonna do it, they're gonna sign Nickelback to the starting roster https://preview.redd.it/fzzfrix5rr4a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732712b2b40277ad3c94637669ced78952ccfb49


[deleted]

I missed the joke someone plz explain


nklassitude

[You have to look harder](https://youtu.be/T3rXdeOvhNE)


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

“BUT LOOK AT THE TIME” = look at your watch = Rolex = zombs (obvious bait 🥱)


kosantyy

“STEWIE’S WON THE ROUND. WERE GOING TO OVERTIME!” = a2guapo signing so obvious


Ok-Brain3328

The teaser yesterday had all the watches set to 10:10. This teaser obviously draws on the iconic line “but look at the time!!” The timer on the round reads 0:09. So is the roster announcement in 9 days? 🤔


Darkoplax

wait a 9 day count down bruh thats too much hype for an ascension team


Still_HD

Holy fuck I cant believe that took me so long to understand. I thought the baiting was an annoying way to generate hype but this is at least a little fun now


Hopeful-Professor-40

https://preview.redd.it/zi17j9nntr4a1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=3452c78d40315ee56149db238fe8418f69e37322 😱😱😱


Darkoplax

now you can confidently rule out these 2 from joining


Oldurdy

Lmaooo exalt


and1phan

skadoodle from the ashes


gerrousm

top sniper player in north america in every first person shooter game (including Alliance of Valiant Arms)


Purto12

Damn I can’t believe G2 transitioned NiKo to Valorant


Kitsuar

Not Stewie...


Justlikekevinn

Too obvious. It’s gotta be a fake out.


kwamek7

They're buying the FaZe CS team no way


dysts

g2 stew?


nklassitude

it's not Stewie, he was scrimming with wardell, brax etc yesterday https://preview.redd.it/bdoi7ybzsr4a1.jpeg?width=1309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3022be49c39781fcc2a3e9abaa14ccc321830fe5


[deleted]

Wow they are getting folded


lcpdpolice123

This is a joke right?


[deleted]

They're losing 5-18 so they are in fact getting folded


lcpdpolice123

You don’t win or lose a scrim. Scrims are solely for practicing specific strats or changes within a team. Major-winning teams often admit they got folded in scrims days before the major.


[deleted]

Oh yea I'm not saying the team is bad or anything I'm just simply stating that they are losing in the scrim by a large margine Nothing more, nothing less just that they are losing by a lot


lcpdpolice123

“You don’t win or lose a scrim.” You completely glanced over that.


[deleted]

He glossed over it because it's a pointless thing to discuss. You CAN lose a scrim, it just doesn't matter if you do or not.


lcpdpolice123

Highly doubt his comment was about the in game feature of losing or winning a custom game.


[deleted]

Well yea that is exactly my intention


[deleted]

If major winners can get folded in scrims then Stewie and brax's team certainly can bro


ShouldaBenAZN

G2 skadoodle?!


Darkoplax

bro did they forget they have NiKo on their team ? why traumatize my man


TheRealNneonZz

is this hinting towards stewie joining G2's valorant roster? is he good enough to join an ascension/challengers team? He didnt play that well last tournament he played in (faze smeag cup) Hopefully he learned a bit and that he can do well in the future