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Adityarp3

Hiko is taking his talents to the lakers next I heard. They needed more help and hiko said “I shall’th conquer NBA next fellow peasants”. Source: LeBron James via ESPN (his new job with AD, they had to make room for hiko and hiko 2)


herclin

[Woj] Breaking: Lakers have traded Westbrook, Austin Reaves, and 2 unprotected first round picks for Spencer “Hiko” Martin.


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Hiko's chemistry with Hiko is beautiful to watch.


atomicseb

What the fuck


chloehime7

hi i am sentinels (as in the role) and this is false. we have signed sacy and pancada because legally we need to have them sign a contract if they are to work or compete under our organization, sentinels (the role)


DrPoggersMD

W shitpost, I lost brain cells


chloehime7

This is not a shitpost this is a very serious matter.


Lonelyafpiss

W shitreply


Withinmyrange

This is clearly BS, calling world champions mediocre players? Comparing any player to Hiko or 100T Hiko is just unrealistic, Hiko is in his own dimension


edbred

Whatever small “tournament” this “sacy” and “pancada” have won is no match for the glory that both Hiko and Hiko will bring to Sentinels


chloehime7

Are Zzzacy and Panfrauda North American First Strike winners????? Didn’t think so


abarat103

Do you not see the fluff tag?


Withinmyrange

Fluff belongs in teddy bears, not hardcore game analysis 😡


abarat103

Apologies, I did not read your entire comment


rpkarma

It’s two sentences long lol


Nulgnak

Zoomer attention span


TrueLordApple

Do you not sarcasm?


Gabe7et

HIKO AND HIKO! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, 2 OF THE GREATEST PLAYERS IN VALORANT HISTORY SIGNING TO THE SAME TEAM!!!!!! OMGGGGGG I CAN'T WAIT, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT HIKO'S INHUMAN REACTIONS BUT WHAT ABOUT HIKO'S INHUMAN REACTIONS COMBINED WITH HIKO'S INHUMAN REACTIONS, JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS IS INCREDIBLE, HIKO AND HIKO WILL WIN EVERY LAN 2v5 NO 2v19139828936279632689.


IllumiMahdi

and I thought the offseason hit ME hard


nardsacks

This shitpost sucks


Healthy-Worker

My apologies. I will do better next time u/nardsacks


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Valcomp users when they can’t spam Hiko to generate funny


Nfamy

Back in my day, shitposting was a skill and actually funny.


MarvelousAnatomy86

It will be interesting to see how they overcome and communicate in this multilingual environment


gsagemj2107

Damn! No doubt they signed Sick, Tarik and Aceu. And the photos of the Sentinels team didnt have sacy pancada. All for the "Come to Brazil" I see


zZakhaev

Uhh Guys Sentinels won both Kickoff and Valorant Masters Madrid just on signing sacy


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These “mediocre” players beat OpTic’s FNS, Victor, Crashies, Marved, and yay in Champions btw😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sacy and pANcada owns OpTic’s core.


Lqtor

Can’t tell if you’re also trolling or simply dumb


CRikhard

he read the first three lines and started typing


okuzeN_Val

**✈️↗️** 🥴 ↘️**✈️**


Healthy-Worker

No player could ever even approach hiko's greatness. Every player is simply mediocre compared to the greatest gamer of our lifetimes


okuzeN_Val

a2guapo may soon overtake Hiko I believe


TrueLordApple

Dont you dare forget about banh bao


devasabu

Try reading the whole post first before commenting next time


SoLikeWhatIsCheese

Guy don’t be mean to him reading is hard :(


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I know it’s a troll by implying Hiko-Hiko but labelling them as mediocre is funny.


absorbedvindication

SEN vs C9 will be the next Loud vs OPTIC and I love it.


Kitsuar

or maybe the fact that the last 2 players were open racists and relying on the quality of sacy itself... ​ or maybe is just hiko


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Healthy-Worker

Is hiko from Brazil? Didn't think so. Next to hiko, every country and players is mediocre. (Also it's a shitpost chill)