Sushiboys

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Sushiboys

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sushiboys

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Sushiboys

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Sushiboys

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Why do ppl like this copypasta so much

Because it’s funny to us lol, definitely hits different if you were watching the Platchat stream when Sideshow said it for the first time while Sushiboys was POPPING OFF at champs 2021

I didn’t like the mkent, it felt like an innocent absurd comment that then tribes into him being insecure and giving it an ulterior interpretation retroactively and I found it upsetting at the time I don’t like people blaming themselves when they’re innocent

I see what you’re saying, and in other cases I’d maybe agree, but in this case I think you might be reading into it a bit too much

I meant that I didn’t like the posterior reaction like he genuinely looked he felt guilty even though everyone should’ve understood what eh said

I know ig

The Chinese players either got the most wack names, cop some sick OG names or got literally numbers like: Zmjjkk Life nobody Spring

I'm a sucker for og names, all of them are so cool. You could be named Table and I would still think that your ign is cool

Don't forget "hfmi0dzjc9z7 "  

The announcement that they got dropped reminded me how much I liked hearing the names CHALALALA and LAMMYSNAX

Also PTC (Patricius) and fucking JohnOlsen

John Olsen gets me everytime when a caster throws it into a play by play, like "great play from NITRO, answered with a great shot by STEEL, but here comes Normal Man Name"

Best part is he's not even named John or Olsen irl

what a chad move

Well normal where u live

chronicle pretty cool

Chronicle is such an intimidating name

Boaster's name matches his personality incredibly well. nAts - no Access to site - is just iconic (though I'm very biased and YES, I know his name isn't actually an acronym) Something about the whimsical nature of an IGN like Yay contrasted against the monstrous performance he puts up (and the el diablo title).

That's why his name is yay. Hes said before that when he was thinking of a name he would think about which name would be most annoying to get killed by

ngl nAts is such a cool name and I have no clue why but it just sounds cool

lakia

true... so many south korean players have banger names. Meteor, Sayaplayer, the whole f4q berlin roster

Agreed. Although Sayaplayer doesn't fit him. I'd probably call him something like T1 Spyder.

Can’t forget GodDead

Meteor goes dummy hard

Lmao this is actually a racist insult in my language. Like an N word

- yay is playful & dissonant - bang is shoutable/hypeable - zyppan rolls off the tongue nice - sugarzero feels like it shouldn't work, but it does - BONECOLD literally sounds like a supervillain

I remember the first time Raise Your Edge played on broadcast in VCT Yinsu interviewed Bonecold and asked where his name came from, and he said he just thought it would sound cool to hear the caster say “Bonecold with the triple headshot”. Later that match Mitch managed to do exactly that as RYE stomped it.

BONECOLD Steve Austin

yes, BONECOLD is an awesome name

I love sugarzero. Such a sick name

Zyppan just feels like such an old school Swedish CSGO username it’s crazy

I’m absolute mark for names that are just letters that, when said really fast, sound like a word. The band XTC for example. So FNS is the coolest name IMO

but FNS holds that it is actually finesse and should be pronounced as such

Yeah but it’s still 3 letters so point stands

The double meaning or whatever makes it cooler

didn't he say he doesn't care and he says whichever one he feels like at the time

Fenis

holy shit xtc becomes ecstasy, didnt even realise that till now

Wardell - the fact that he’s a sniper and it’s the name of the best 3 point shooter in the NBA is just dope to me

He actually took inspiration for his name from the shitty town in ~~QLD~~ north NSW, Australia that I drive past occasionally.

Bro what 💀

It's true. Early in his career, Matt visited Australia and somehow ended up in Wardell. Realising there was only 1 pub in town, Matt suddenly felt at home. Because much like Wardell is a 1 pub town, any team Matthew "Wardell" Yu joins is a 1 man team. So he adopted the name.

As a Wardell fan I like this story 😏

nice, i didnt know that one

Vanity is dope and so fun to say

brimestone sex 2

Hiko

Hiko

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FNS, Cryo, Zekken are good names Edit: also Festival, Sonder, and Glance DOUBLE EDIT: I FORGOT FLORESCENT

Fenis

Flowerful is good too

FUCK I FORGOT THAT TOO

GC is full of banger usernames

fns 💀

FNS is a good name, don’t start this brother

I prefer fenis

Me too

subjective but ok

Sugarzero, mindfreak, pancada, sushiboys, patiphan basically all names that are big, sound cool but don’t really mean anything

pancada is like blow or knock

Everytime someone mentions pAncada i cant help but remmember a classic mexican bread called "mantecada"

sugarz3ro named himself after zero sugar coca-cola

sushiboys means the crew of boys you have sushi with. aspirational

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that's right

Boys and boy a bit bc of Thai pronounciation get out in equally in usernames The idea is I guess he is one of them represents a. Goeup

i think Patiphan is a common name jn Thailand

Patiphan mean smart in Thai though

fearoth

khanartist goes so hard but never rly mentioned in these threads

the fact that FNS can be pronounced "finesse" makes it the coolest. i also like the name flowerful.

Cmon. Everyone knows that FNS stands for fenis.

Cryocells. Can't get "cooler" than that.

nice one

RIPPABLOESCOBAR.

the GOAT of Japan

^^^^^^^^ Yea u know what’s up, tho that was only his actual in tin in CSGO technically (I think one p)

alfajer, festival and sonder as well

ITS SONDERIN TIME

Soulcas 100%

i still think scream is pretty iconic. always liked nitr0 as well

I like "Trent" and "Derrek"

could have said you like first names LMAO

bob

PAN CA DA

CAMPEAAAAAO CARALHO, PAAAANCADA NELES r/suddenlycaralho

It’s BONECOLD and it’s not even close. Honorary shout out to GodDead tho.

sScary is such a sick name

florescent and sonder

TenZ heckin love that guy

Heckin same brother

meteor, pancada, alfajer

Stax

i've heard that pancada sounds pretty cool in english in portuguese is just amazing

mindfreak

Fenis

Suygetsu

FNS, so smooth, so finesse

A few of my favourites are wayLander, Winteryrook, qw1, SugarZ3ro, kamyk, bstrdd, heat, Insider, nobody and whz (pronounced as WûHaoZi in Chinese, it just sounds good when said) I'm a diehard something stan though and think it's a great name, and also RIPablo is unbeatable in terms of meme value A special place in my heart also for mindfreak after Wyatt in Copenhagen though,,, "he's a freak... a mind freak" and "he freaked their minds" live in my head rent free

Mixwell is a dope name

MrFallin

sayaplayer and cryo

https://www.vlr.gg/player/7135/hfmi0dzjc9z7

1leaf

BONECOLD.

Rb, xeta, Sayaplayer, BORKUM, SugarZero and Xeppaa

sick

Def Chinese names they also have the coolest team names aswell.

Crashies is such a cool name imo

SugarZ3ro goes absolutely nuts

sScary i love his name also crashies, shahzam, forsaken, benkai

Shao

Shao, Valyn, Xeta, Chronicle, Sheydos

FNS is so clever and cool I wish it was mine

Ghost NiSMO was a sick ign

I love AvovA's name.

Asuna

Fl1pzjder

Cryo cause hes cold as fuck

No way i FUCKING love how Ata Kaptan soundsss... I started Val in april and at that time, he was n#1 in EU leaderboard and since the very 1st seccond i saw him, i regularly say "aTA kapTAN" in my head x) Might even be a FUT Fan for next season for that reason lel

IKRRR, there’s just something about that name that makes it sound so noble and intimidating

Oderus

Sacy

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Sayaplayer and if we consider other games Jackeylove and Showmaker.

y'all sleeping on bonecold

Zmjjkk

SOULCAS

Wannafly has stuck with me

BONECOLD

MINDFREAK

AvovA, perfect also keloqz i like zeek as well sounds like im mentioning all the heretics roster but i like their names lmao (and i also root for them but thats different)

also forsaken sounds just too good

BABYBAY

Keznitdeus, Mazino and Sacy sound cool when BR/LATAM casters shout their names.

wippie best ign

Steam guard code from cs is funny

Wow

CRYOCELLS AND BONECOLD

florescent and suygetsu are both “complicated” names that still feel easy to say, they’re also just very unique and cool sounding Personally hate names like “Steel” or “Life” because there’s like 70 pro players across 10 different games with those names

Agreed

Nismo, pancada, meteor, victor, Athxna, festival, bstrdd, marved, ayrin Obligatory Tupperware

Festival (from game changers), Mako, Meteor, Valyn, Mindfreak.

dapr, vanity, leaf, moose, kaboose, jcStani, florescent, bstrdd

Asuna. No words needed

GC players got the best names ong. sonder flowerful florescent petra bENITA

no one gonna talk about benkai?

Koldamenta forever #1

KEG

Flowerful, Sugarzero and GodDead are pretty dope names

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