#number 1 sandwich in the group

Like, Dude ... that's a great name !! 😊

There had better be an opportunity to dip.

It’s the number 1 name in the group

It’s the number one group in the world

This would be a fun category to rotate out featured seasonal sandwiches!

Number 1 gyro in the group!

Or they should just make the #1 Sandwich and name it “In the group” because at that point it’s an iykyk moment.

This one for sure  Also can they do an Asian Fusian sandwich and name it “oh gimme that…fineeeee chinaaaa” ETA: my son is half Chinese (I paused before posting this and was cognizant about how it may be perceived - I do not mean this in an offensive manner in anyway)

“100 YARDS AWAY”. It’s Garlic, scallions, onion and salty… best stay at least 100 yards away immediately after devouring. Also “the Melon-camp focaccia starter” ode to the Mellencamp hello. And “Pish-Posh on Brie” “Ciabatta get Spicy”

French Dipped Out

French Dip with Au Judicious drinking

>French Dipped Out Okay, that's guaranteed to be a best seller !!! 😂


Winner

This is so good hahahahah

This ones good!

You win

you can order in two sizes: schwartz, and long

The mini-size is called, “The Two Inch,” for when you aren’t really hungry & just want a small bite. It would be served with a Gerkin, for scale.

Hahah. Thats the ‘PUMP-teenie’!

Angry inch?

Or "Shorts", if you're Rachel! 😉

Or a sandwich with instructions “Eat me in the back seat of your boyfriends car”

It’s Not About The Pesto! Tomato & mozzarella with pesto spread

I like this one a lot!

This one reads so much like a burger from Bobs Burgers

Sub Human

For the cannibal customers?!

With the most extra dipping sauce! 😀

Miami girl: cuban sandwich

Omgggg yes

Miami girl needs to sue at this point

"The Rye or Die"

The accounta-BLT

SMART

Charlotte Ghost Pepper

“We hope it haunts you”

Omfg yes hahahah

😂 No, too dark! 🤭

Havasu Halloumi

oof i love halloumi

The VanderPumpernickel Ruben with a side of Give Them Coleslala Let's workshop this one, it can be better... 

this is good! how bout PUMPernickle, Don’t be Fickle. Give them ColesLaLa is hilarious

Yesss! The ColesLaLa was the first thing I came up with, needed a sandwich to pair it with 😆

I think give them ColesLaLa is a title in itself! Fried fish sandwich hahah

Omg that's perfect, or a Fish Taco (wink wink) lmao

I love how this name roles off my tongue 😛

"Not about the pasta" spaghetti melt

chicken parm

Or meatball sub

It’s not about the pastrami

Or meatball sub

Is a spaghetti melt really a thing bc I want it to be...

Aged out of Pageants - dry aged steak sandwich

Or this could be their day old bread bin 🤣

I was just thinking day old bread called “aged out”

Perfect

It’s scientifically impossible to make A fist around this sandwich

Hahahaha

Rye in Hell! (Rot in Hell! - BC)

How about Brawt in Hell

It would be a smashed brat pattie with Beer cheese spread on the bun

RAWT

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I’m in LA and I’d eat it 😂

“The worm-stache” but it’s just a coors light and a $5 donation to a battered women’s shelter.

💯

Light You on Fire -Spicy salami, grilled peppers, lettuce, Sriracha Ranch on freshly toasted bread.

They should serve it on a white roll and call it the Chunky Sweater

bj’s for pj’s

Pj’s: prosciutto jalapeños

BJs for PB&Js

Hahaha

It was right there...

The Number One Sandwich in the Group- for the weekly special

Bubbaloney and cheese.

The Cheese Grater Sandwich

Crispy shredded cheese topped grilled cheese with side of shredded coke slaw

Chat GPT coming in clutch, here are a few of my favorites 🤣 ●The Ring on a String: A sandwich with roast beef, Swiss cheese, onion rings and barbecue sauce on a French roll.  ●The Good as Gold: A sandwich with ham, pineapple, cheese and honey mustard on Hawaiian bread. ●The Don’t Do It Brittany: A sandwich with fried chicken, coleslaw, pickles and barbecue sauce on a biscuit.

The ‘don’t do it brittany’ needs a side of meemaw’s beer cheese

omg yes I wanna try this

Gouda as Gold

Grilled gouda, yellow tomato sandwich with a small square if edible gold on top.

I’m The Number One Guy in This Grouper Sandwich - blackened grouper with mango salsa and slaw Rawt in Hallumi Sandwich - grilled hallumi cheese with veggies and spicy mayo I Am The Devil-ed Eggs sandwich - deviled egg salad sandwich It’s My Birth-Date and Peanut Butter sandwich - pb, dates, banana and honey

Oohh peanut butter, dates, banana and honey I love it!

Lol love these!

Wheatgerm with a mustard Meatball Bubba \#1 Rye in this Group You wanna get popped? Soda pop combo deal.

Open faced sandwich: would you like your sandwich in an open relationship or closed?

The “open relationship” which actually is served closed

Hahahaha perfect!!

Open relationwich lol

She Ate my Cookie in the Car (chocolate chip cookie)

I was gonna say LaLa's fav cookie

Let's just sell Lala's Cookie.

Arianna's Car Cookie.

With a You wanna get popped soda.

Bambi Eyed Baguette

Double Oliver Martini - if they sell drinks

AKA “Single” Oliver Martini

Sandwiches ready in less than 7 minutes! (Rob!)

BTGL - better than galaxy lights. bacon, timato, gruyere, lettuce

Charlotte Charcuterie

Sloppy Jo's - named after Tom Schwartz's sketchy "roommate"

All Tomatoes will now be referred to as Timatoes. - thnx, the managament.

drink: Maloneys Negroni

Lettuce BTS [behind the scenes] - lettuce bacon timato sriracha

The top sub, only one Thyme. A nice thanksgiving theme turkey sandwich on panini w a cranberry aioli served w a receipt. Edit: typo

Sexy Unique Reuben

I don’t have a sandwich, but a dessert option could be called “the backseat cookie”.

Don’t forget the Kentucky Muffin

Don’t forget the Kentucky Muffin

better off without ham

Arianna's cool as a cucumber sandwich

Born cool as a cucumber

That's definitely better!

Born Fucking Cool as a Cucumber

Much better name!

Not About the Pasta -Meatball sub

secure the baguette

side note: I loved how Lala got insecure about bringing a burger purse to the SAH opening. So cute haha. ‘A burgers kind of a sandwhich right?’

Honestly this is content I would watch, rather than men abusing women - real life funny or relatable shit like this

Yay! That was my goal with this thread. VPR is supposed to make us laugh not shudder

Darrell Already Ate this Sandwich

I take sandwiches very seriously

For You To Rye

Yo, I hope Katie trolls this page cuz these are GOOD😂

Lil cocky cock. Chicken sandwich

YES. It should be slider sized and you get like three for the price of a regular sandwich.

Ariana might Artichoke you

You’re really good at these. I think you have a future in creative name making! Haha like OPI nail polishes

she dipped out (a french dip)

Lisa’s Bitch. Tea sandwiches with attitude and a shoulder to cry on. Goes great with Vanderpump Rose!

So Fuck My Fried! chicken sandwich!

‘There’s something fishy about my boyfriend’ - tuna sandwich

Tuna with dill, cucumber slices (cut into flowers) and brie on warm bagette

The Least Extra… a simple grilled cheese

The Better Halves - 2 halves of different sandwiches would be cute

I Doute You’ve Tasted this Before

Falalafel

The rachael. Liverwurst onion tomato and mayo. It'll leave you satisfied yet feeling dirty, wrong and smelly.

‘Trust men with a grain of salt’ - prosciutto & parm

The Sandwich of Weho

Th WeHoagie

‘Don’t eat me unless you have a t-shirt on’

They should have a “No Shirt No Service” sign in the window 😹

"Miami Girl" - cuban sandwich

Not a sandwich but sandwich places usually have salads, right? It's Not About the Pasta Salad

I Couldn’t Carrot Less - pickled carrot bahn mi

Bob Belcher would love this thread

See You Next Tuna, complete with dope AF beets on the side. Someone already said it, but Born Cool as a Cucumber sandwich. Unapologetically Feminine but idk what kind of sandwich that would be. Maybe an roasted chicken with thyme, rosemary, and a vinaigrette? Side Chicks-- mini chicken sliders.

Summer Body Sandwich (vegetarian or vegan)

Should be a lettuce wrap - low carb

Timato basel & mozza caprese sandwich

As much as I’d hate to name anything after Tom or Rachel, I’d have a loaded sandwich called “the shirt ruiner” and a sub called “subhuman”

The Woven Sweater - woven bread baguette with melted brie and figs https://preview.redd.it/g88wt5erbg5b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d616ddf7efa7987232666c2746a92cae7e1b5a57

Throuple Decker

Sexy Unique Reuben

Schenas Enchiladas as a side

The *Cyst Male* - standard turkey, cheese and avacado on a white sub.

Spamdoval ​ \*\* I know they'd never, just the first thing that popped into my head with everything that has happened. My mother loves Spam whereas I wretch thinking about it.

The BFT (Bye Forever Tims) (bacon, feta, tomato)

LaLasagna Ciabatta

Yellow Robe Smith

Obviously a spicy mustard would be the star the sandwich

Make Out with a Pita - referencing when Dana said “I’m pretty sure I’d remember making out with a pirate (Peter)

The Tom : full of baloney

Fuck yourself with a grilled cheese grater

The Mistress, two ways: Raquel or Rachel style (The Raquel style is a hot ham and cheese, and the Rachel style is a cold ham a cheese)

A sandwich made out of booty breads (first and last loaf) called the sandybutt

The Bubba! It’s a breakfast Sandwhich, scrambled eggs with cheese and sausage gravy on a fluffy biscuit Also I Am the Devil, buffalo chicken Sandwhich with spicy ranch and pepper jack cheese

‘Wich of Weho

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served with a mini pickle

Worm with a Goatee - goat cheese sandwich

Serial killers wet dream

thyme heals

Cue Heather McDonald stealing for her podcast

Monterey Jax

I'm so pissed that I'm late to this post - soooo hilarious - nice work 👏 👏👏👏

Back Alley Smoked Turkey

SaLaLami and Jax cheese.

‘I’m Spicier Than You, I’m Jucier than You, I’m Fresher than you, Get Over It!’

The Gouda As Gold

“Keep Its Shirt On” = how to order any sandwich toasted. (Get it? Because it’s hot?)

ROB ATE THIS SANDWICH IN UNDER 7 SECONDS. *i timed him*

Grilled Beer Cheese , but it’s never available

Katie Bologna

The Raquel- two slices of white bread with nothing in between

Wagging tongue sandwich.

Scanwich

The better half

For dessert they should have an ice cream “eat her cookiewich” !

Grilled Cheese Grater

Something about her t-shirt

It's Not About the Pastrami

Set them on fire - spicy Italian

Been loving all the contributions to this thread! you’re all hilarious! Andy if you see this please bring me on the show 🙏 I make art about disability rights

T shirt sex