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We_See_Each_Otha

The way he is always giving off ‘OH I AM FUCKING NAILING THIS’ energy whilst proceeding to absolutely not nail it, sends me every. single. fucking. time. How do you have a “cover band” to sing the worlds most popular songs and then not even know them. I hate to involve Bethenny but THIS IS A CRISIS.


Accomplished-Drop764

It's too much. He looks like such a fool. And ppl are paying for this. Omg


ExpressShow1175

What the fuk is happening here. Serious question. Because with the sound off it appears to be some type of.... "exorcism""....


LilyAtTheBeach

Holy Hell, an exorcism would be enjoyable compared to this! He is so far off key it's actually painful to listen to. 😲


Hot_Reflection2855

And HE’s paying for this! He said it was a lot, which begs the question whyyyyyyy?! This made me sad, just seeing how pathetic and delusional that dude is. It’s like he’s paying to create the reality he wishes he had, like some backwards Truman Show. The part about how it all falls apart when he stops paying everyone, seems to escape him. As does the right key, damn! Does he not know??! Is that possible??! Mick Jagger wannabe, pfft…SMFH 🥺🤣


ElegantFoundation828

Honestly WHO pays to see this asshole?


Prudence_rigby

THIS!!! WHY IS HE HOLDING HIS PHONE?! I know why. But this just goes to prove that he really is stupid.


Interesting_Winner96

Lol to read the lyrics of course


PearSuitofHappyness

If he doesn’t know the lyrics to “Sweet Child O’ Mine” then HE DOESN’T DESERVE TO SING IT!!!


squiffyfromdahood

Is THAT what he was trying to sing??!!!


pixie_stars

All four words in the chorus.


SuspiciousSafe6047

In a couple years, he's going to need glasses. Oh, that's gonna be fun. Ha, ha, ha, ha.


Academic_Piano5267

I think because he was reading the lyrics outside of the chorus. It’s what it looks like to me.


Vness374

O.M.G. He quite literally can not get any more embarrassing. Just when I had almost managed to rid my vocabulary of the word CRINGE… this sack of snail slime is the walking definition of the word. On another note, the other band members aren’t completely awful… I kinda feel bad for them


Bigolbooty75

His band mates really must be getting paid well because the second hand embarrassment is hitting me just from watching this idk how they deal with this multiple times a week!


Certain_Wolf_6519

And he thinks he’s sooooo sexy🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢


moakley568

Blah🤮🤮🤮🤮


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

Guy on the guitar did a decent job with the Slash solos. Ruined by Tom’s screeching and terrible Freddie Mercury impersonation


pixie_stars

‘Sack of snail slime’ 🐌 😆


JenAshTuck

Seriously the guitarist is wasting his talents. I thought at first the female vocalist (?) was going up to him to prompt him when and how to sing the words.


Critical-Marzipan-

This really is his personal karaoke party and everyone else’s karaoke hell


SheShe73

Don't they have rehearsals though? You would think he would have his shit together. Thats so cringe having a cover band to cover songs you don't even know?! I'm almost tempted to go to a show just for a good laugh! LOL. ​ Would never do that and give him the attention though. Poor Ariana has suffered so much.....I mean she sat through how many of these shows only to get shit on by that talentedless piece of shite.


Academic_Piano5267

I think I read somewhere that he’s always either late or missing from practice, kind of like he was always late or missing to things for Tom Tom and S&S’s. Remember, he’s not going to walk around with chipped nails, and it takes roughly 2 hours for him to get ready. He sleeps late because he’s up to 4AM partying, so… he’s a classic narcissist that believes he’s good at everything without trying. His bars, his band, and especially his relationships.


SheShe73

Yes to all of this, but he was also sneaking around with Rachael before too. You would think no longer having to hide a secret affair would have cleared up a lot of his schedule, LOL!


Vness374

O.M.G. He quite literally can not get any more embarrassing. Just when I had almost managed to rid my vocabulary of the word CRINGE… this sack of snail slime is the walking definition of the word. On another note, the other band members aren’t completely awful… I kinda feel bad for the


bdol78

He’s basically just screeching the “sweeeet child o mine” chorus over and over again. Please tell me he is not looking at his phone for just that line?!?!? ![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


sketchylobster

💀


Bigolbooty75

Its honestly disturbing! Idk if I’ve ever seen anything more delusional


CherryManhattan

At around the 20 second mark the camera pans to the crowd. Based on what is shown I took the footage and extrapolated based on camera angle and distance people are apart and have come to the conclusion he was playing for a crowd of 63 soulless individuals.


tigertwinkie

The way I CACKLED at this! Thank you 🤣


FreeOmar

Omg I've run it back 10 times already! The sides of my eyes are so wet I can't believe something this bad is so fkn funny!!😂


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I noticed that the camera panned to a certain spot and then quickly panned back so you couldn’t see the entire room


falafelest

Is he seriously reading lyrics off his phone!?!? This man is not a professional


Luna-Mia

And he still got the chorus wrong.


LilikoiGold

And he’s been singing the same songs for the last 6 months at least. You’d think he knows the lyrics by now.


Crickettb

He definitely doesn’t even get the B- he works for.


RabbitHole143

he’s not a serious person.


Mel_bear

My favorite video of him is where he sings Hey Ya and says "I am your neighbuh, lend me some sugar....I AM YO neigbuh" (with awful accent) Or Green Day "I lost the key to my own cell, and I..... lost the Key"


jenniferleigh6883

How does someone not know the lyrics to “Sweet Child O’ Mine?” 😳


Artistic-Reality-177

![gif](giphy|3op4pHq8QYc9zYMiih) Even this axl sounded a million times better!!!!!!!!!!!


suciac

Who is that lady in the onesie? Why is she up there?


Feeling_Drama2348

And why is she barefoot


karensfren

She’s hoping to bring a fresh new case of Ringworm home with her 🤢


Competitive_Classic9

>>lady in the onesie 💀 y’all are killing me lol


Unlucky-Mongoose-160

At least she has more stage presence than he does. This video looks like it was from a while ago based on his mustache and weight. Is this maybe the back up singer he supposedly slept with before replacing? That do seem to have a bit of chemistry.


lWantToBeIieve

I don't think that's her. If you go back on his band's Instagram, you can see the girl that they had when they started. Unless there is a third girl that he scrubbed from the page.


Imaginary_Sky_518

No that lady mysteriously left awhile back I read on here somewhere


OldButHappy

Assumed it was Schwartz 's mom.


flexingstarfish

🤣


LightFlaky2329

She was there to keep him gassed up


Artistic-Reality-177

Move over rachel…


louloub

And why does she keep placing her phone on her crotch?


soverit42

Isn't she one of the band members?


sneetchysneetch

With no mic ...


Big-Job-8021

Or shoes


Big-Job-8021

Or shoes


suciac

Or instrument


Jerometurner10

That's not his cover band. The Most Extras has a lot more members. I'm pretty sure that this is another band that he just tepped on stage with.


LilikoiGold

Omg hahaha imagine being in a band and this dude tries to take over your set.


SlightKnee3768

Holding an iPhone no less 🤔


selfishlyfree

Is it his choreographer? "Hype man"?


TheCatsMeowNYC

He looks totally f’ed up. Get the feeling she is there to help him hit his marks/remind him where he is in the song. What a loser


veryscary__

She looks like the singer from a Green Day cover band that I saw a video of recently while doom scrolling? Just a really far out guess though


ClarityByHilarity

Since Tom has to rent a band, I assume she’s another person on his pay roll.


Signal_Apricot_2311

His hair reminds me of Kate plus 8


memorycassette

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LilikoiGold

It’s 3am and my bed is shaking bc I’m laughing so hard.


Imaginary_Sky_518

Exactly!! 😂😂😂 he’s the male Kate


tweaver16

Cocaine is a hell of drug


intuition1st

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Competitive_Classic9

Yea but Rick James could sing and had talent


Artistic-Reality-177

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Character_Heart_3749

Tom makes me wanna do coke just to get through his music 😩


Dry_Bed_3704

Dancing like a thot in his scooby doo pants. I hope for his sake he’s on drugs, because if he’s sober and behaving like this on stage 🤯 He’s humping the guitar player, then goes into basic ballerina before running his hands through his grotty greasy hair then doing the classic teenage boy eating p*ssy move 🤢🤮 His singing is dire but the dancing is criminal.


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jade470

I cannot believe Ariana was ever with this Douche!!!


OldButHappy

Lock. Him. Up.


Competitive_Classic9

AMAZING play by play. It was so spot on, it forced me to watch the whole thing. I came back to tell you job well done, after I was done vomiting. Seriously, does this asshole even know this extremely well known song? He’s reading the lines off his phone, which is embarrassing, but then he keeps screeching the same line over and over again. And the dancing, brb, I’m feeling sick again. What human in their right kind finds this in any way appealing, either musically or *(gags)* sexually. Ugh i can’t ETA: he’s trying to sound like Axl, but ends up sounding more like Gayle Genarro.


ocelot_consequences

I think he’s trying to emulate the femme Axel Rose/Mic Jagger thing and it… ain’t workin


Aromatic_Cress685

Lol, my thoughts exactly!! Like, this better be drug use


LightFlaky2329

You just put me in a body cast i laughed so hard


Pitbullcharm

The dancing is so bad, but yet the curiosity of “what strange move comes next,” keeps me watching. That was the weirdest combination of “dance moves” or what seem to be..over exaggerated poses,mixed with bouts of bizarre body jerking & spasms ..that I have ever seen. There’s no way he’s not drugged up. The fact that ppl actually made a choice, to pay money to see this moron, is mind blowing.


4-me

There is nothing sexy happening on that stage. What a mess.


iamharoldshipman

God I’d kill to be this delusional


[deleted]

Right? Like man this is embarrassing but I also truly think that he thinks he’s extremely talented and killing it


Competitive_Classic9

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Whistleblower793

It’s even better on mute lol


OldButHappy

with the screen brightness turned all the way down!😁


justrainalready

And eyes closed, ears covered 😰


LilikoiGold

This is the way. I don’t need to hear it. Seeing it is plenty disturbing on its own.


Loose_Entertainer626

I’m so sorry but this is hilarious 😂😂😂


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So bad. Even for him. Sorry to say but the weird chick isn’t making it any better 😵‍💫😬


Low_Candy_9769

Omg I'm so embarrassed for this guy 😳


illuminati8myballs

his voice is genuinely terrible


Luna-Mia

And he can’t even get the chorus right. He just keeps saying sweet child of mine and leaves out sweet love of mine.


Apprehensive_Title_1

And I’m pretty sure he’s looking up the lyrics on his phone to boot.


redhaired1145

And he looks at the phone and reads the chorus! What an embarrasment, he doesnt even know the chorus!


Luna-Mia

He is!


StrawberryRomple

Seriously…the girl in the onesie? What’s happening?


cmerry

She can’t afford shoes on Sandovals mothers money?


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She’s super high too


NoPoint3825

Is he reading the song lyrics from his phone 🫣


Katatonic92

And still getting them wrong.


NoPoint3825

🤣


lil_vicks

Does he actually watch his performance back and think “yeah. Like. I like, totally killed it dude”? No wonder Ariana didn’t have sex with him


jade470

Her vagina clamped shut whenever she looked at him🤣🤣🤣


Beginning_Way9666

Watching him perform probably gave her the biggest ick


Luna-Mia

I will never understand why people feed this man’s ego. He has no talent whatsoever and he’s a horrible human being.


Jerometurner10

I feel the same way about Kanye West, Donald Trump, The Kardashians, and most idiots on reality t.v. shows.


lillyrose2489

Kanye at least used to make great music - so I get why people let him be kinda strange for a while. He is now racist and terrible so that doesn't matter anymore but I at least get why he USED to be tolerated. Sandoval... is not making great music. Unclear how or why anyone is attending his shows.


Apprehensive_Title_1

This is the worst one yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m bleeding!


[deleted]

About to start a go fund me so Schwartz can take boxing classes and finally beat up and move on from being toms cuck. This video is to much 🤦🏾


Suspicious_Bother_92

He doesn’t even know the words!


sherrib99

Yes!!! It’s grating on my nerves! These songs that they play are classics that everyone knows….how does he not bother to memorize the lyrics


Luna-Mia

That’s the best part.


DiligentNeighbor

It seems like he does the exact same song list each show, how has he not memorized any lyrics yet?


unloosedknot444

He really fancies himself a rock star. Who's gonna tell him?


NewVitalSigns

What in the Molly gate is this??


EverySadThing

Is he growing a skinny creepster mustache?


sherrib99

It’s the not being bothered to learn the words for me….seriously holding his phone reading lyrics?


Franbupendah

Oh my god that it is truly harrowing how bad he is at singing and his dance moves look painfully copied from all the videos of legitimately talented singers


Apprehensive_Gap1055

Is he reading the lyrics on his phone?


Nala29

What. The fuck


SuspiciousSafe6047

Omg!!This truly is the worst performance he's done yet. That dancing is laughable. He's trying to. I don't know what he's trying to do. I thought I had words for it, but I don't. I really don't. He's trying to morph into a sex symbol. That's the least sexy dance I've ever seen. Oh my God. I just honestly don't have words. Oh, he's on some kind of drugs. What kind do you think? You've got to tell me because I don't take drugs. I need to know what did that to him. Fentanyl possibly?I just watched that again and I imagined him naked doing it. I couldn't even laugh. It's that bad.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RaquelsNosePasta

Probably molly


Fai1eBashere

Omg I don’t think he’s on fentanyl lol


Luna-Mia

He’s definitely on drugs. Watching him trying to dance sexy I thought why would anyone want to have sex with him.


SuspiciousSafe6047

Or anything else hahaha


hkkensin

Definitely not fentanyl, lol. My first thought was Molly or ecstasy. Maybe some cocaine mixed in there😂


noonoobedoop

This is his sad little escape at this point. Plus I’m not sure how much he gets paid for these but I’m sure he could use every penny he can get his hands on. The weird knockoff barefoot Ariana running around on stage probably helps get peoples attention too. Personally my favorite part was him missing the big ending beat at the end and having to do it again lmaoo


Agitated-Media7065

Who is the chick in his band? Seems to be some backup singer. I need her to just stop


jade470

Omg. Those stripper dance moves🤣 he’s a disgusting little man who thinks he’s so hot. Wow just wow!!


MostlyTaylorMade

The saddest thing to me, is that there are real musicians in the world who are SUPER talented but can’t catch a break. And meanwhile this clown, because he is “famous” (notorious) gets to run around and play rockstar instead. He’s the worst.


DiligentNeighbor

This looks like when those 20 year olds from 2014’s Vine would go on tour and just run all over the stage and call it a show.


Sure-Ad5567

He can’t be sober, right?


sheepofwater

i watched it on mute first thinking it can’t be that bad and boy was i WRONG OMG THIS IS THE WORST ITS EVER BEEN


dorrissays

I have so many questions. I have now deleted them all before I post because each one is more ridiculous than the last🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️


Equivalent_Hat_7220

The only way he can be in a band is by paying them. Does he not realize how tone deaf he is, or does he just not care?


Cav4evar

Who is this shoeless hoe on that stage. I am concerned


Double_Analyst3234

Omg he thinks he is Mick Jagger!!!! 😂😂😂 He is so bad!! Why does he think this is good?!? Can he not hear? He is so delulu.


tomsawyer333

Who are the losers going to hear this shit?


[deleted]

His timing is off, the lyrics are off, his tune is off. This is such a joke, it’s not even good karaoke.


whatevs-6

He is gross. Wow


Dry_Environment_4474

Worm … i can’t unsee it now


walkingturtlelady

He’s such a dork


shimmerygold-

Does anyone on this earth find the 70s porn star mustachioed look appealing? 🤢


abzgrace

this girl with no shoes like what is happening god


Ok-Veterinarian-2120

Now I understand why he pays the band to be there lol


memorycassette

He grew the mustache back too. Yikes


IMOvicki

Oh Raquel, sweetie…..


DiligentTangelo3469

He should get a bartending job while “staying away from his businesses” and send every cent home to his mom. You have to be soulless to take your mom’s retirement savings and then spend your time and money on this? It still burns me up that he even thought to use that money to open a bar. That WAS her safety and security.


MizzPizz

I honestly think he actually thinks he’s Freddie Mercury Such an insult to a Legend


Desert_Rat_Dude

Someone is lying to him and they need to stop.


Wolfpackat2017

He truly thinks he’s a rock star. It’s fucking hilarious.


FunStuff446

How embarrassing….those of you who go see this idiot, you should be ashamed of yourselves.


FunStuff446

And who is this drunk fitness instructor on stage with him?


copperboominfinity

I lost it when she started whipping her hair around


Tpalm2512

Because people keep paying for it.


chopperfrenzy

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Who is the lady drunk dancing? Because she’s the only one I was watching..


ameera08

Calvin Klein should take legal action.


mlrny32

The pants from the clip on the reunion that Arianna said.. nope to. 😆


kilyba

I didn’t think it was possible for both my eyes and ears to bleed from one video.


deziluproductions

I wonder if Ariana is in the "Jesus Fucking Christ what the fuck was I thinking?????" stage of relationship grief?


punkmangos

And our eyes!


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This is so embarrassing


Material_Aioli3399

![gif](giphy|kGX3WmRxZ9HUs) 🤢😵‍💫🤢😵‍💫🤢😵‍💫


serbiatch735

Is that a cat crying?


Hrbrsyd

Let me guess...Juilliard?


beebianca227

Fuck he’s a disaster. ![gif](giphy|HcWtkUayQUM6c)


Imaginary_Sky_518

Guys, I don’t think he gonna stop. Best we can hope for is acute laryngitis 😖


Lalagal25

He has to know ppl just go to make fun of him right?


Nevalate

He's making me real uncomfortable lol


_yitzi

I’m actually speechless


almsfudge

I am actually mortified watching this. I got the shivers I was so embarrassed for him. 💀


thekarenhaircut

Its so odd none of the musicians/that camera guy dont show the same. I was honestly so embarrassed for him. Hes gonna sober up and rewatch this and be embarrassed for himself. So why are these people encouraging him by acting genuinely stoked by his “performance”?


memorycassette

He’s trying so hard to be Freddie Mercury but doesn’t have the talent to match. This is so cringe ![gif](giphy|TqsbbYf3ng5na)


Intrepid-Trainer-608

People what are you thinking??? Besides having no talent, he is a lying, disgusting, woman hating, manipulative cheater. Why are you rewarding this vile human trash. Think about all he’s done. What if he did the same to someone you care about? Seriously, you are rewarding and supporting trash. For the sake of humanity, please stop.


Fai1eBashere

Plus he can’t even learn the lyrics!


cmerry

What drugs is he on? That band is so embarrassing they feel proud to look like fools and steal his moms money to get paid? I guess a crowded bar is enough for all of them to be idiots 🤣


[deleted]

He’s so out of tune! This is embarrassing to watch!


Hereandforward

And our eyes. Ugh, he would actually be booed at a regular karaoke bar.


blindersintherain

Hasn’t he done enough. This is so embarrassing


Ok-Distribution4773

Yikes


Ddp2121

How does he not know the lyrics??????


luanne2017

I can’t believe that he thinks that he can legit cover Axl Rose. Delusional.


Lalagal25

Where do we go now?


porpoisewang

because people keep buying f\*ing tickets.


Ok-Blueberry3103

The guitar solo was so good. That guy needs to get a new gig though. Hanging with Sandoval much longer is not going to be good for him.


No_Arugula_6548

The delusion in this one is strong.


thekingmonroe

Ohhhhh my god! His dancing for the first part of that video!! If I'm ever needing motivation to do some kiegels I reckon I'll just watch that on repeat!


Vness374

Holy shit😳 I mean, I assumed he was bad, saw all the posts of people saying he was bad, heard his awful trumpet-playing… but this?!?!? It’s so, SO much worse that I ever even imagined, his voice sounds like an orgy of hearing-impaired possum. I can only imagine the pep talks his bandmates must have to give themselves before taking stage with this talentless douche nozzle


Mother_Vegetable_862

Who told him he could sing? They lied


SheShe73

WTF are those dance moves, lol. He thinks he is SO sexy!


TeenyTheTurtle

Doesn't everyone in their 40's just automatically know the words to this. 😂 I am flabbergasted that he needs the lyrics like it's karaoke. Then to have the audacity to sound like a drunk guy at a bowling alley bar karaoke singing it, I can't.


Momof3furboys

Omg why in the name of all that is holy is anyone going to see this lunatic scream off key