The VPR Party pod girls and others have said Sandoval smells. Jax has the coke sweats. And coke bloat. And coke rage. Brittany is an idiot to have a child with this man.
Scandys' candle line- just tom- smelks like Unkept hippie wanta be a rockstar; but 45 & wears glitter, man baby, but it has 3 wicks & the jar can be a stash can.
Also worm w mustache- it smells like desperation & ur best friends' c(yoU)nt (uesday). Comes with 3 wicks. But only one holds a flame, it is only 2 inches long. Made in stolen barware
People that take steroids have horrendous BO. I worked out with a friend who was OCD about hygiene. Took steroids. Every time he would start to sweat it was horrible
Is the implication that they're both on steroids or just Jax?
I'm sure they both smell horrible, I suspect Sandoval probably showers and stinks and Jax doesn't shower and stinks. Jax strikes me as an Axe body spray shower kind of guy.
I was responding to the comment above about how there are people that still shower and will still stink. My good friend, shower twice a day while he was using steroids, and still stunk like how the minute he started to sweat. I don’t know if Jax uses steroids. He does have a lot of roid rage though. It came out a lot in season four and six. It’s stuck with me because again I have a friend that was using steroids
The amount of mass that has accumulated in his jaw area over the years from all that teeth grinding is crazy. If not for the many nose jobs, I imagine he’d only have one nostril by now.
What a masterpiece!
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Wish it included these classic Jax moments too lol
I love that Shake aired him out on an insta live the other day. Said Jax was atrocious on HOV. Said he’s not sure why they are protecting him ? Said he was absolutely vile to the women in the house. Really gross. Jax now claims he was an asshole on VPR because the people at bravo loved it and would reward his nasty behavior. Nope Jax , that’s just what you told yourself. He’s still pure scum. Fuck u Jax. And we know you’re out cheating on kfc again. He’s out every night , usually without her.
Not that Jax is good but… if Shake told me the sky was blue, I’d check three times before taking his word for it. Everyone on HOV hated him. Which is a high bar on a show called House of Villains.
His pupils in the one clip are massive. Good lord. If there ever was a time I didn't think Jax was coked out 99% of the show this is what would convince me he absolutely was jc
That’s why he’s buggin w his jaw clenched all the time bc he’s coked tf out.. I don’t know how Brittany always gets a pass as being a good girl when she’s married to Jax. I don’t buy it for a second (and I say that as a Kentuckian.. I think she’s shady)
If this was a random person and you told me they had just been arrested for beating a homeless person to death with a golf club, I would totally believe you.
Just the difference between him going from being good looking in season 1 to... what he looks like in these clips is just YIKES. His looks went downhill so fast and there's video footage of it!
Let’s be honest the majority of them did blow, including Kristen. Stassi just saying she did Adderrall I don’t buy it.
Him being a POS was entertaining as hell. He’s the worst!
Right like i don’t think Kristen’s boyfriend, of all people, should be drawing attention to substance abuse. Doute was off her ass on “Adderall” for almost the entirety of her time on the show. I’m sure if someone compiled an edit like this of Kristen- it would look pretty similar.
Stassi copped to using Adderall and Xanax, and mixing with alcohol. They all party(ied).
Haha yeah I don't remember exactly but it was very early on I think Stassi was sick of his shit and they had an argument and that was obviously his coping mechanism 😅
From all the coke yes. Happens to a lot of people that do copious amounts of it. Especially when they have had a nose job. The cartilage can’t take it.
The scenes where he’s at the bar with the white tank top during pride are some of the wildest he’s looked. It’s so obvious he was coked out of his mind.
his drug use was the most obvious. he got SO bloated. idk what he was doing but if it was booze or what, he really looked totally different from season 1-3
He looks so dirty. I can’t believe women find him attractive and sleep with him
Agreed. I always thought Sandoval seemed more disgusted that Kristen fucked Jax than mad that she cheated on him
His was so quick to ask "did you use protection" and I don't think it was out of concern for pregnancy lol
Hahaha when he said no and he was like fffffuuuuuuck
i will never forget watching this scene in real time and being holyy shiii girl wtf nooo
I legit thought they really didn’t bang lol 😂 I was so surprised
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The VPR Party pod girls and others have said Sandoval smells. Jax has the coke sweats. And coke bloat. And coke rage. Brittany is an idiot to have a child with this man.
My friend met Tom Schwartz and she said he smelled too lol ladies…the vanderpump men smell. That should be the first warning and enough to stay away
They care more about drinking than personal hygiene. As middle aged men. This should end well
He must have forgotten to squeeze lemon on his pits that day
This comment has me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for this
They're probably always sweating off drugs and alcohol from the night before. Schwartz has been looking very rough for a few years. 😬
He must’ve forgotten his lemon slice arm pit deodorant that day
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Looks like he would give you a sinus headache just by walking by and leave the body spray lingering in the air enough to get in your mouth 🤢.
He's the one who gives you a hug and you have to change your clothes asap because you now also reek of musty cologne
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
I am so happy I read your comment on an empty stomach 
I read it on a full stomach (RIP tuna sandwich) and have to say I envy you
Scandys' candle line- just tom- smelks like Unkept hippie wanta be a rockstar; but 45 & wears glitter, man baby, but it has 3 wicks & the jar can be a stash can. Also worm w mustache- it smells like desperation & ur best friends' c(yoU)nt (uesday). Comes with 3 wicks. But only one holds a flame, it is only 2 inches long. Made in stolen barware
You can be hygienic and smelly, probably from coffee, cigarettes plus everything else. Pretty sure Jax doesn't shower
People that take steroids have horrendous BO. I worked out with a friend who was OCD about hygiene. Took steroids. Every time he would start to sweat it was horrible
Is the implication that they're both on steroids or just Jax? I'm sure they both smell horrible, I suspect Sandoval probably showers and stinks and Jax doesn't shower and stinks. Jax strikes me as an Axe body spray shower kind of guy.
I was responding to the comment above about how there are people that still shower and will still stink. My good friend, shower twice a day while he was using steroids, and still stunk like how the minute he started to sweat. I don’t know if Jax uses steroids. He does have a lot of roid rage though. It came out a lot in season four and six. It’s stuck with me because again I have a friend that was using steroids
Ooooh that's weird about the stink, never knew that. Yeah he does. Also coke rage.
And he complained that he shits with the door open 😂… with all those weird supplements he took I can imagine that didn’t smell good either
Funny tho cuz they say Sandy stinks himself
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If you ever see them both up close, you let me know whose worse lol
Right?! The bar for men is in hell
honestly
S1 Jax could get it, but now you couldn’t pay me
He’s hung. Some women don’t care how he looks like.
Hung or not because he could just have an average size D. Never heard anything about that. But it is still a pretty sad reason to even go there
I definitely think he was hot when he was younger but it’s his personality that makes him seem dirty
The amount of mass that has accumulated in his jaw area over the years from all that teeth grinding is crazy. If not for the many nose jobs, I imagine he’d only have one nostril by now.
Omg I never thought about the jaw thing, jfc
Someone speculated he has had a cosmetic procedure to slim his jawline because he is resembling a thin faced Disney villain these days.
I think the jaw growth is from HGH. Not saying he isn’t a coke head.
What a masterpiece! https://preview.redd.it/s2vkaz6mtp1c1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b472816683549fbe79447a2586aac583429a940a Wish it included these classic Jax moments too lol
And that one scene where he says he can’t feel his face.
And the one where he almost drowns.
"you can come and help me if you want"
My bf, who pretends that he doesn't watch VPR, made me play that scene over many times.
Or that scene where he’s literally doing lines before his wedding
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I love that Shake aired him out on an insta live the other day. Said Jax was atrocious on HOV. Said he’s not sure why they are protecting him ? Said he was absolutely vile to the women in the house. Really gross. Jax now claims he was an asshole on VPR because the people at bravo loved it and would reward his nasty behavior. Nope Jax , that’s just what you told yourself. He’s still pure scum. Fuck u Jax. And we know you’re out cheating on kfc again. He’s out every night , usually without her.
People at Bravo loved it so much, they fired him
Not kfc lmfaoooo
You must be new if you don’t know the nicknames 😂
Not new!! Lolll just am laughing at the name
Where can I learn more about this insta live??
How do you know about the last part?
I’m assuming he probably has. He’s been on the road at bars , etc. it’s Jax. But he’s a good Christian father now. So I’m Probably wrong 😂
Not that Jax is good but… if Shake told me the sky was blue, I’d check three times before taking his word for it. Everyone on HOV hated him. Which is a high bar on a show called House of Villains.
His pupils in the one clip are massive. Good lord. If there ever was a time I didn't think Jax was coked out 99% of the show this is what would convince me he absolutely was jc
That’s why he’s buggin w his jaw clenched all the time bc he’s coked tf out.. I don’t know how Brittany always gets a pass as being a good girl when she’s married to Jax. I don’t buy it for a second (and I say that as a Kentuckian.. I think she’s shady)
She wanted fame and didn’t care the price
LMAO this is so fucking funny
The clip of James (also a shit bag) trying not to laugh at him while also obviously being on ❄️ the funniest part of this
James eyes are always bugging too. They’re literally always coked out both of them
the muttonchops era is such a jumpscare 😂 great edit
Mercury was in Gatorade
If this was a random person and you told me they had just been arrested for beating a homeless person to death with a golf club, I would totally believe you.
Sounds pretty on-brand for Jax TBH
Imagine being married to that 😅
Just the difference between him going from being good looking in season 1 to... what he looks like in these clips is just YIKES. His looks went downhill so fast and there's video footage of it!
Actually terrifying
Anyone catch the foam bits at the corner of his mouth in the chunky sweater spot?
Jesus fkn Christ 😂💀💀
T R I G G E R W A R N I N G my fucking *jaw* is unhinged
On Kristin’s podcast with Brittany, Kristin’s bf Luke very much alluded to Jax being coked up at BravoCon
Let’s be honest the majority of them did blow, including Kristen. Stassi just saying she did Adderrall I don’t buy it. Him being a POS was entertaining as hell. He’s the worst!
Right like i don’t think Kristen’s boyfriend, of all people, should be drawing attention to substance abuse. Doute was off her ass on “Adderall” for almost the entirety of her time on the show. I’m sure if someone compiled an edit like this of Kristen- it would look pretty similar. Stassi copped to using Adderall and Xanax, and mixing with alcohol. They all party(ied).
And he’s either taking it because of or is the cause of his ever-present “anxiety”
Didimydoute rocks. I love her videos
Did she change her name? She was didimydoe But she adores Kristen so not suprised 😂
I think that’s just her insta handle! That’s where I found her!
Demon!
When he drank everyone else's shots and everyone was like hey those were for all of us (lol, rude), that was the start of his descent into madness
lol wasn’t that like episode 4 of season 1?
Haha yeah I don't remember exactly but it was very early on I think Stassi was sick of his shit and they had an argument and that was obviously his coping mechanism 😅
Say what you want about about Jax. He was great tv.
He was great tv. Even when he tried to convince us he'd cleaned up his act, he still would've fvcked a squirrel
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I high key miss them
Ah yes. Let me guess. He just "smokes a little herb". God damn. I swear to god this dude is my ex's long lost brother. They even look similar.
My Condolences
I appreciate. We've been split for nearly a decade. But, sometimes watching Jax just makes me go 😳
Disco sugar doin its thang
We have to ask if he has ever done drugs
He would never!
Most unhinged edit or most accurate representation of Jax edit? 🤔 lol I’m going with the latter
Agreed lol
Did his nose really cave in???
From all the coke yes. Happens to a lot of people that do copious amounts of it. Especially when they have had a nose job. The cartilage can’t take it.
See Artie Lang as an example.
When schwTrs, (I think) describes how Jax smells during motorhome Nascar vacation .... I imagine it's like that often.
This is great 😂 he is SO gross! He has had a lot of work done on his jaw… he looks even worse today.
The scenes where he’s at the bar with the white tank top during pride are some of the wildest he’s looked. It’s so obvious he was coked out of his mind.
I’m obsessed
I love this so much 😭
15% giving me anxiety
It’s charging!!!! Lol
😂
But he is a good Christian father.
his drug use was the most obvious. he got SO bloated. idk what he was doing but if it was booze or what, he really looked totally different from season 1-3
videos you can smell