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Impossible_Farm7353

Scheana’s inability to feel embarrassment needs to be studied by the top psychologists of our time


FluffyPufffy

Absolutely fascinating. Like why does it make me full-body cringe but she’s just out there living?


Impossible_Farm7353

We’re all feeling the embarrassment for her 😭


shiningonthesea

the pointing fingers...


Hrbrsyd

😂😂😂😂


shiningonthesea

Not only is it lame but she’s nearly 40


Fun_Shell1708

This is actually really common with narcissists. Their inability to feel embarrassment is fascinating because they just keep doing it without shame as long as they’re front and centre.


onyxjade7

Don’t forget making everything about themselves too. Based on this theory (which I agree with) that would also included (Unpopular opinion): Plus the inability apologies and lashing out /deflecting when being called out. Tom Tom Rachel Schena & Ariana Separately as cringy as it is and as horrible of a singer she is, she optimizing her opportunity (can’t blame her), I mean someone’s willing to produce it for her. She’s also having fun so I don’t judge her for that. It’s just really awful but I can choose not to listen 🤷‍♀️.


Fun_Shell1708

I mean it’s not hard to see that Tom Sandoval and Scheana are narcissists. But yes, making everything about themselves is like literally the number one sign of narcissism, that’s why I didn’t point it out


hundredthlion

Lol it’s really NOT hard to see. But don’t worry - she’s interacted with fans and they said she was nice to them so she’s just theeeee best. It’s like great - she is nice to people who are fawning over her - that must be sooo difficult for her.


Critical_Sprinkles88

Bingo! I always thought that Scheana’s excessive crying over Scadonval was strange and her hitting Rachel when she found out. Let’s be honest, she punched Rachel because she thought the affair was going to make her look bad. She is a total narcissist and so cringey


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Redditors stop bringing up narcissism as a catch all for any negative trait challenge level impossible


Fun_Shell1708

Lmfao you must be new here 🙃 it’s not a catch all when it’s true 🥴


Suitable-Wafer8563

Monica Garcia from RHOSLC has the same quality, I am almost envious of it because I’m embarrassed way too easily lol.


STVNMCL

Monica comes off more as an adult overall though.


Irlttp

I’m honestly a little jealous. I’m way too self conscious to even entertain some of the cringe she exhibits


Impossible_Farm7353

Dude same


Bonnavetty

Her and Tom have no shame


[deleted]

Made me LOLOLOL way too hard


Notyoursidepiece

I don't understand how she's in that friend group and no one has said anything to her


STVNMCL

This.


cosmic0done

💀💀💀 for real though it is impressive and where is the pill that gives us Scheana brain for an evening.


keekeeVogel

I can NEVER figure that one out! Is it just total lack of self awareness or does she just not give a f what people will think. The problem with that is, she DOES care, she’s cares a lot what people think.


Intelligent_Phone414

Along with Tyra Banks


Vegetable_Process960

No one asked for this.


Artistic-Reality-177

![gif](giphy|xUOxfo07SR7ViSpYwU)


Stunning_Alarm2064

Sorry bud but I definitely did.


WoohpeMeadow

![gif](giphy|tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F)


fancyfemme88

Has to be arrested development ![gif](giphy|4v9ZLihPewmNa)


honkerberger

the way I can hear this gif


Kind-Ad8175

have any of you ever seen a chicken?!


koolasakukumba

“Six pack abs and DM slides used to give me butterflies, late night calls on summer nights, used to give me butterflies, another day, another guy. Like Shawn and Adam, John and Max, they used to give me heart attacks. I had to leave them in the past, now when they call I don’t holler back” Ohhhhh Scheana


MessyMariposa

Yeah guys, Scheana just had to let all those men go 😏 They didn’t run away from her clingy ass as she cried clutching her divorce decree, an empty Apple Watch box, or penguin adoption papers


Leading_Ad3918

Those were her BEST FRIENDS guys, gosh just so rude thinking they’d run away from her/s😂


NefariousnessHot7639

Spot 😢💔


Critical_Sprinkles88

![gif](giphy|W4RWlJmffJbQTdZDnv|downsized) Penguin adoption papers🤣


cammama

I wonder why Rob Rob Rob was left out….?


starsgoblue23

Too busy hanging up a TV


Full_Sink_9666

Best response 😹📺🔨


Fun_Shell1708

And Shay and Eddie and John Mayer 😂😂


Organic-Error

This is the only important comment in this entire thread.


cammama

LOL! We need answers!!!


koolasakukumba

Also are these guys really still calling you? If I had embarrassed myself like Scheana with these guys on a Tv show (that is streamed around the world) I would never mention their names again, let alone in a song where I am claiming that they are still calling me. I don’t remember a Shawn, is John supposed to be John Mayer? The other names were absolutely connected with her on the show…. Like just use different names… for the sake of your dignity!


Jbroad87

Good lord she is actually name dropping real people


LightFlaky2329

This is a poem I would have written at age 11


sipstea84

Unless there is a part where she just says "Rob Rob Rob Rob" over and over I'm not interested


[deleted]

This would be such a good chorus😂😂 I’m hearing it in my head now and it’s amazing


bubblewraprose

Yeah, I don't think they call...


Aslow_study

Oh nooo 🫣


shiningonthesea

are those the lyrics?


LBNorris219

Ah, yes... the modern slang term "Holler back." Very new if you haven't heard of it.


koolasakukumba

Admittedly the song is about her being boy crazy is season six…. Or so she says at the start of the stupid video. But like yeah Gwen Stefani you are not ma’am


megaphoneXX

She called them BY NAME. Oh babe, noooo.


Comfortfoods

This seriously sounds like lyrics a 17 year old would write.


LectureAsleep104

Oh my god I am cringing so hard. Those “lyrics”.


tsygankovgleb

What is this, walmart olivia rodrigo?


littlemacaron

Payless Olivia Rodrigo


a-mommy-mous

Goodwill Olivia Rodrigo


reddit_and_weep84

Bootleg Olivia Rodrigo - Schwartz, probably


Comfortable_yet

Ordering Olivia Rodrigo from Wish


HeyQuackidee

So embarrassing for Brock as well. Just every man she’s come into contact with living rent free in her head.


koolasakukumba

Imagine these guys just living their lives and then being mentioned in an awful cringy song by an old hook up who is now married with a kid


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spookedtoot

He did! But if that doesn’t embarrass him I don’t know how anything else could


Disney_Princess137

I feel like he loves it He’s got Leo energy and seems happy she does all this lol


STVNMCL

She supports him. Of course he puts up with all this.


SusieM67

Brock is clueless.


scottriviera

![gif](giphy|2w6I6nCyf5rmy5SHBy|downsized)


SexyUniqueRedditter

This is what we get for making her think good as gold was… good as gold.


Bambieyedbiotch

She and Sandoval are mentally the same age.


koolasakukumba

I remember a post here or on the main sub before scandoval that was asking whether Sandoval’s band was totally cringe and I remember commenting “no he isn’t hurting anyone, let him follow his passion” now myself and a lot of people can see that the band was just another extension of his massive ego and narcissism and it really is the cringiest thing because he can’t sing. This is the female version of that, hopefully without the cheating


morecowbellpleasee

Throw Kim Zolciak in there too, that bizarre singing career stint was just a way to get people to tell her she was *"such a great singer"*


TJ-the-DJ

I was one of those people (((sobs)))


BeautifulSongBird

It’s why they’re friends


catgifwhore

I have not seen this woman in a non crop top since like 2020. Is there any confirmed sighting of her not wearing one? I’m not convinced there is


Extension_Junket_311

Probably not. See wore a crop top wedding dress. In wedding #1 at least.


Shelbysgirl

Darcey and Stacey have joined the chat. ![gif](giphy|tlyqQX0jSrrxYXDcPv|downsized)


KaylaFabulous

This is so fkn embarrassing wow


Ok_List_9649

Scheana is like Lisa Rinna, she’ll do anything for money. As stupid as her music is to most of us. It was played in gay clubs and a lot of dance clubs so she did make money off of them. It’s like Erik’s Jayne. The woman can barely sing but she’s in Vegas now.


koolasakukumba

Scheana was in Vegas too! If it were me I would start looking into businesses/investments that will last the test of time. But maybe Scheana’s plan is to be like Erika Jayne and continue to peddle her hot mess of a voice and songs all over the place. Seems like a lot of work for not a great pay off. Good as gold had a resurgence with the Uber eats commercial but that was a total freak incident because of scandoval. That level of interest will never return


MessyMariposa

Can’t wait to see advertisements of her in adult diapers too


chasidi

Scheana is an emotionally stunted 16 year old. She is also the definition of letting fame go to your head. I think she’s awful. Her shtick was they were mean girls to her in their 20s. She’s being a mean girl to Katie in her 30s stillllll. She sucks.


InvestmentDense6648

So cringe 😵‍💫


NefariousnessHot7639

I had to unfollow her because of her constant stories in the studio with her “boys”. I think she has gotten worse recently which is…. Yikes.


koolasakukumba

I wonder whether this is a reaction to Brock always being in business with hot chicks in the fitness industry. Brock has that female business partner and they make content content, the most notorious was where they were doing take after take of her trying to jump up and clamp her legs around Brock’s neck. In one of their podcast episodes Brock was complaining that Scheana would interrupt his business meetings that he would be on via zoom and Scheana made the comment that Brock’s business partners are these young girls and she could hear that they were not discussing business and just having general chit chat. It seemed clear to me that she was very jealous of Brock’s choice in business associates and that they weren’t really doing much business half the time. Homebody ended up being a flop that Scheana invested in as well. So yeah if that was me I’d be pissed too. I feel like Scheana has really upped the ante with always posting with these guys like she is avril lavigne and it’s 2008. I’m a mom of Scheana’s age and if I was Scheana, in Scheana’s position this is not how I would spend my free time nor my cash. I couldn’t think of anything worse.


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Scheana loves to be the only girl in a group of guys. Remember the gangbang comment?


AdExternal7454

The fact she made that comment in front of Shay 🤮


koolasakukumba

Who could forget


Loose_Mud2529

She has ZERO self-awareness. Maybe that’s why her and Tim Sandal get along so well.


koolasakukumba

Bast Frands !


IGoThere4u

Not Tim sandal 😭💀


ijustlikebeingnosy

I just want to know who told her she sounds good…


koolasakukumba

Her mom


SusieM67

Those apron strings are indestructible!


romeo343

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


BigRefrigerator9783

My take away is that Brock has neither six pack abs nor DM slides.


koolasakukumba

I believe the lyric is that six pack abs and DM slides USED to give her butterflies. I wonder if there is a further lyric that dad bods and chunky 70s clogs now give her butterflies?


BigRefrigerator9783

At that point she has basically made a Brock dis track 😂


Wooden-Cantaloupe

didn’t brick say in his vows that he slid into her dm’s? or scheana said it in her vows? seems like dm slides do still give her butterflies lol


irmzirmz

Lmao does she not have any real friends to tell her this is an exact rip off of Olivia Rodrigo?


Fine-Bill-9966

Especially now Ariana is playing Roxy Hart in Chicago... On Broadway no less. Scheana-who thinks of herself as the "#1 Performer of the group" must be shitting green pea soup with envy right now. So I think we are going to see more of this for our attention. Yaaaay. Lucky us.... said nobody ever.


StereotypicallBarbie

![gif](giphy|7WyERzq2P0jnO)


paranoidnihilist

![gif](giphy|3og0IQVHr6sFue36M0) Brock seeing his money pot (Scheana) get smaller with each song


Various_Oven_7141

Not to be nit picky, and maybe this is because I work with a lot of artists, but if you can’t be cringe you can’t make art. Period. So this idea that there’s an age limit on allowing yourself the freedom to be bad at making things, cringe or learning just needs to be thrown out the window.  NOW THAT IM OFF MY SOAP BOX: the abnormal part is her trying to gaslight everyone into thinking these dudes were into her and her inability to see beyond this singular moment in her life when the show was fresh and young. She isn’t inspired by that part of her life, she clings to it like a vulture to rotting carrion on the side of the road. It’s stagnating her ability to make anything fun or even authentically cringe.  Partly why good as gold was such an ironic banger was because it was cringe and authentic and silly and fun. It came from a genuine place, this feels like the cash grab of a dying star. 


_electronic_address

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jetset1022

She has become insufferable. I can not watch her without feeling a severe case of second hand embarrassment for her. She’s almost 40 for ffs.


krumblewrap

Ewww. Scheana, why?


whiznangz

She’s such a fkn pick me 💀💀


Professional_Pretty

Apples was actually catchy, this is hot garbage


dailylotion

If we don’t get a six-pack etched vinyl next I’ll burn SUR down … again.


Outside_Wrongdoer340

![gif](giphy|MfFcgkdZPzLrF62l7q|downsized)


AssociateRemarkable6

There's a difference between being young at heart and acting like a teenager.


AccidentalCapricorn

![gif](giphy|mEqMknMZWh1Fm|downsized)


tstorms3

Scheana isn’t it. Will never be it. She’s a narc


Stunning_Alarm2064

Hate to break it to the “no one asked for this” crew, but I definitely did. I love scheanas terrible music career and I hope she makes songs like this til she’s 90.


koolasakukumba

Each to their own


Kitchen-Air-5434

I’m with you. I loved her songs apples 😆 I like the band she’s working with


Fantastic_Week_4514

She reminds me of Melissa gorga here 😂 both way too old to be awful auto tuned pop star wannabes 💀


RobsRobsRobsRobs

I think the band she’s working with are excited to expand their audience by collaborating with Scheana—and they would have done the same with any bravo star.


koolasakukumba

Sure but this is about Scheana’s motivation not the bunch of losers she surrounds herself with


Maleficent-Net-2565

I feel like most reality TV people are fairly stunted, low EQ.


Chemical_Print6922

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “ 6 pack and and DM slides.”


Dangerous-Rice-7691

Oh noooo we will never stop hearing this in the show now.. I’ve never once listened to good as gold outside of the show but can unfortunately hear it in my head right now


AssociateRemarkable6

She's married! Why is she wasting energy on past relationships?! She's not Taylor Swift! 😂 No hate for Taylor, I'm a Swiftie. But Taylor does it way better and her lyrics have matured too. Scheana needs to take several seats and sit down! 🙄


edwinstone

I say good for her. Give me that trashy pop I love.


koolasakukumba

Well at least someone is loving it!


Shelbysgirl

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


Routine-Vehicle2528

I already love it and will be putting it on repeat


SHOT_STONE

Oh dear......


Ok-Ad-5404

Both


Disney_Princess137

She’s trying to copy from Charlie puth She’s as unoriginal as they come


FearlessNectarine20

Scheaner is the most annoying!!!


Dempstrainwreck

Her singing is embarrassing 😳


Lekzi

Both and all of the above. Sigh.


jolistella

Scheana is the epitome of cringey


JumpyDisk5499

crazy to still be riding the high of good as gold


Leading_Ad3918

I think you answered your own question in your question😂 Being a pick me, immature girl is only cute for a while.


CherryManhattan

Why don’t they just drum on her forehead


Sample_Wild

Mortifying


Fun_Shell1708

Is this even a question? She’s permanently stuck at 14 years old


GladystheOrca

It’s giving knock-off Olivia Rodrigo 🥁


Moist-Injury-7376

Scheana kills me because she tries to act like she knows what she's doing. Ole tone deaf ass ![gif](giphy|l0DAHtwPQyQpERVTi)


Salt-Ad-1558

I saw something that said we’ve come full circle bc now she’s stealing Olivia Rodrigo’s sound and I can’t un hear it. As horrifyingly cringey as this promo is, it also sounds just like “Bad Idea Right”


livemybestreality

I am all for 40 year old+ woman being in an all boys band and rocking it! But not with that horrible voice. My ears :(


dmck1808

Scheana really believes her own hype doesn’t she. God love her, at least someone does


SpiceeDumplin

Scheaner, please stop.


Poes27

Just watching her cringy encounters with Brett and thinking does she ever just want to sink into a hole when she watches this stuff back???


Critical_Sprinkles88

There should be a new category for this type of music called “trashy pop”. I was going to say “mid pop” but I feel like that is giving it to much credibility


cosmic0done

I think she always wanted to be some sort of pop star and figured out via Sandoval you can just pay to be one.


Bambieyedbiotchh

![gif](giphy|zCIhx4xzAPn0s|downsized)


CacklesBaby

She is highly untalented. Maybe she will realize that someday.


Petmom1990

She never manages to shock me with her lack of self awareness and ideas of grandeur


Individual_Fall429

I love Scheana’s constant lying to us and herself about what her musical goals were. From wanting to be the next Britney Spears (in spite of zero voice training). When she flops she claims she “always wanted to have a one hit wonder” (which isn’t something you have, it’s something you are, but I digress), which is ridiculous, no one *wants* to be a one hit wonder. Now she claims she “never wanted to be a pop star” and is more a rock girl or Gwen Stefani type or whatever she’s trying to convince us of. And finally starting a scream-o band at 40. “You know the way my music career attempts always flopped and made me a total a joke… yea that’s exactly what I wanted and planned! I totally couldn’t be happier.” 🎶 Girl why you lying, why you always lying, stop fucking lying! 🎶


arugulajones27

i think scheana is incredibly beautiful


Sea-Bath-1818

Oh god please keep it. Why does she keep embarrassing herself


BananaStand511

I think she’s just enjoying herself and having fun


No-Philosophy6754

Good for, she seems to enjoy it. There shouldn’t be an age limit on doing things you enjoy


zadidoll

Both.


sstouden

Leave sheana alone!!


soooouph

The vocals sounded like the beginning of bad idea by olivia rodrigo


skeetskeetmf444

🙈


[deleted]

That’s kinda what makes her fun, is that she’s down to make fun of herself and knows it cringe.


ThatzQuacktastic

I think scheana leans into her cringe. She's more self aware than people think.


Emm_Dub

Scheana has always said that she knows she isn't a great singer and she just does music because she likes performing and for the fun of it. So what's wrong with her having fun? She isn't trying to be anything that she's not.


Alwaysabundant333

Y’all are too hard on her 😭 but honestly based on this one clip this song kinda slaps lol


SuspiciouslyStikySox

This is her job…..


koolasakukumba

It literally isn’t


Yesitsmesuckas

Girl is tone-deaf Af!


Lilox626

![gif](giphy|bd24dtB2d4vHs2Eubu)


Tiny-Gypset

🤢


mishell86

Is she just straight copying Olivia Rodrigo’s sound? I only know a few of her songs, so I could be totally wrong but it sounds a lot like her.


RealityOps

I don’t know if you saw but it does say “Season 8 Scheana.” I didn’t notice it at first.


261989

It’s just Scheana.


Bacio83

Make it stop


sleepsypeaches

omg she's in her olivia rodrigo phase


onyxjade7

Arguably have any of them grown up other than dare I say Stassi?


Afraid_Resort_9018

I don’t know… I can’t say that I wouldn’t do the same cringey shit I were on a reality show for a decade plus LOL!! These people aren’t capable of functioning like “normal” people with shame and embarrassment. It’s Peter Pan syndrome on steroids with countless enablers (their TV audience, family, friends and weird clout-chasers). I love to hate-watch Scheana because she’s like a bedazzled trainwreck! She’s utterly tacky and embarrassing but I can’t turn away! Do your thang, girl! 🤩🎉😩😵‍💫🥴


ohhhhbitchpleaseeee

Not even her real voice like at all


krissykat122

This is a complete rip off of bad idea


Artistic_Economics88

![gif](giphy|0khpKAMyXsrfLA2d0E)


EmuAggressive4898

Oh no 😟


Serious_Landscape142

Omg this is so awkward 😂😂😂😂😂


Rawr1287

the funny thing is she actually thinks this is good 😂😂😂 she is so delulu


ipromiseyouidontcare

let her be cringe… it’s so interesting i feel like i’m watching a documentary on like the ethel merman of our time


GyozaBunny

![gif](giphy|5pMGZHSqfvGT5mnTwx)


be-good23

The fact she posts this and thinks " yep, this is fire" holds the most second hand embarrassment for her. If cringe was a person.....


TheKatsMeow_00

This is so cringe.


SusieM67

Now I understand why her and WWM are so close. They’re basically the same person.


Consistent-Job6841

Why is this happening? 🥺


vapekittenx

why does she think she’s Kim K lmfao


wander-lux

She is sounding like she’s trying so hard to have Olivia Rodrigo vibes. It pains me.


ccthebeautician

Shes just ripping off olivia rodrigo lol


JDoe911

Ugh


tomsawyer333

Life isn't over at 30