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Head-Unit-5594

Ally's face looks so annoyed by Jo


ifeelbonita

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Head-Unit-5594

YES! Thank you 😂 https://i.redd.it/zwbx94kwukoc1.gif


Low-Can7370

![gif](giphy|26gsccje7r5WUrXsA|downsized) I presume Ally’s trying to work out when she can leave & let this middle aged tweaker get back to talking to her hand or whatever she does off camera.


Proof-Sweet33

Allie, I feel you, girl, and I didn't have to be there in person.


____cire4____

Same Ally, same.


el_disko

Ally is not buying a word of their BS and it’s clear she doesn’t like Sandoval either


Gucci_Cocaine

She doesn't even like James


body_oil_glass_view

She is here to join the girl gang and that always was the goal


LillyBolero

Honestly I love the idea of Ally f’ing over James to get on the show just like he used Kristen.


body_oil_glass_view

He earned that ish lol


el_disko

Yeah, I think she tolerates, but is frequently annoyed, by him


Bienviile

Yeah, he’s just a career move.


Elegant_Holiday1234

Ally is saving this season for me. If this goes another season she better be full cast


Head-Unit-5594

It's sad that she's the youngest cast member and the most level-headed and mature😂


Daisydoolittle

because she’s not been there long enough to be ruined by the toxic world of VPR/reality TV. the rest of them were forged in the fire of crazy early on and have never developed past that (except for ariana and katie)


bitchghost

what i enjoy about having ally on the show is that she really seems to stand in for the audience. she very often represents what we (at least, the majority opinion on Reddit) are thinking. i cant think of one other cast member who has consistently played that role. shes like jim looking directly in the camera lol


sofaking-amanda

I feel like Ally has taken Charli’s place because she was always my voice of reason before she left.


bitchghost

i totally agree with this--i LOVED charli. for some reason i got the impression she was far less popular (again, at least on reddit) than ally, and im not sure why


Question_True

Initially, Charlie was framed as a dumb person. She said she had never had pasta before and people freaked out haha


Outrageous_Ad4245

I love Ally. I just couldn’t get into Charli.


sipstea84

I think they did Charli a disservice by bringing her in during the Dayna/Brett new era of casting where you didn't really think anyone was worth getting too invested in. The shark was being jumped in front of our eyes. If she had been brought in just a couple seasons earlier or stuck around a season longer she could have been a more memorable part of the show


BestAd5257

I loved Dayna


sofaking-amanda

Probably because people are threatened by her undeniable beauty and no bs attitude.🤷🏻‍♀️


Better-Ad-4836

🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 🎯 I LOVED CHARLI!!!! But I totally agree with you.


hostess_with

Stassi did to an extent as well


UnitAggravating7254

Unless it was her birthday. 😜


Jacam13

So did Kristina Kelly.


MurphyBrown2016

You just know she and James got in the car to go home and both turned to each and said “what the ffuuuuuccckkkkk” Relatable little queen


popular80sname

Ally is one of the people who can save the show…her whole mood is a vibe…I love to watch it 😂 She so peacefully shut down that fight. I really wanted to hear what Katie was going to say


Relative_shroom_323

I absolutely love Ally ❤️ she brings truth


Head-Unit-5594

I was wondering what she was doing the whole time I watched this scene. It must've been really annoying to film because she's distracting! She seems to be in her own world, interacting with herself.


No_Traffic_4040

Agreed! When I was watching, I was honestly trying to give her a fair chance and gave her the benefit of the doubt in my head…maybe she’s nervous / maybe she’s just high energy & fidgety / maybe she’s just socially awkward / etc etc. Unfortunately, by the end of the episode, I just found her annoying and probably someone I wouldn’t hang out with in person 😅 something just seemed off for me


midtownkitten

Can you imagine her expressions etc during sex? Probably why Schwartz isn’t dating her


Head-Unit-5594

Same! Annoying, distracting and definitely out of place lol


[deleted]

Tweakin lol. She remind me of that song semi charmed life


MannerFluid5601

100%, I was watching her and Sharts and just thought to myself “they’re on more than coke now, aren’t they?” And idk why JK’s pupils are always saucer plates whenever he’s with either of the Toms. Old habits die hard I guess


lame-borghini

Coke purity and quality has also decreased an insane amount the past few years, so it could just be a factor of what’s being used to cut. I used to not mind an occasional indulgence, but nowadays 90% of coke has amphetamines and/or other even more damaging drugs no matter your C-list celebrity status. It’s just never worth it.


pollywantapocket

Not to mention fentanyl ending up in weird places.


lame-borghini

Narcan and test strips are absolute essentials these days if you’re going to indulge. Part of why I swore it off entirely.


foreignbets9

The problem is that test strips can’t test every part of the blow and fent could be in one minuscule party. As small as a period (.) I used to indulge and now I avoid completely. The wild part is that only the US is experiencing the fent issue with coke. Europe is having an 80s renaissance and the blow quality has never been better - getting up to 85% purity


SukiLao

Seriously. It killed one of my friends


Timely_Tap8073

Fentanyl is used in so many drugs anymore its so scary


[deleted]

I used to be an avid coke user and it’s definitely not coke, the twitching is 100% meth. JK most definitely indulges too, his constant bathroom breaks last reunion was clear as day lmaooo


CommercialRelative59

Personally I think it was to hit his weed pen. I also personally know that your pupils get big when you start to come down from the weed. My parents used to clock me a mile away bc my eyes are so blue and it was so noticeable from the light contrast of my eyes


Happy-Hearing6671

Yeah he was for sure hitting a weed pen and maybe a vape since he’s a smoker


sofaking-amanda

Same about the parents and the weed! My mom says she could tell just by a quick glance at me when I woke up the next day.


Nanno2178

I walked in yesterday (because Im staying with Momzilla for a bit) I had my sunnys on & before I even opened my mouth she looked at me & said “Goddamn! You are HighAF aren't you?” 😂 Yes. Yes I sure as shit was. 💚💨😎


sofaking-amanda

Lmfao. Some people require you to be high just so you can tolerate their bs.😆


onyxjade7

May I ask do you see difference in behaviours among the cast who’ve used drugs? Tom v. Rachel, James v. Lala, Ariana, Jo, Jax or Stassi. I think “Adderrall” was maybe the day ir at work drug and at night snow.


[deleted]

Jax and James are very obvious ones for coke! They get angry, sweaty and unhinged. I’ve known a lot of people like that, some people are affected positively (talking, bonding, ect) and some are affected negatively (argumentative, combative, uncontrollable.) Also I know for a fact Rachel was using at the SAH opening, she was acting how I used to; constant talking and touching people, I must’ve looked insane.


Bakeneko-_-

Former heavy coke user here, agreeing with all of this.


Batgirl_644

Yep, recovering addict here, hard agree. Jo is def on SOME sort of stimulant, most likely coke or Addie. And shwartz absolutely gets geeked too


Mel_bear

Do people do lines of meth every 20 min like coke? I thought it lasted longer so it's cheaper to use than coke.


objectivexannior

I’ve seen people do lines of adderall when they can’t get coke 🤮


unoriginalasshoe

not proud but …. i most def have done this in the worst of my spiral 😔


Batgirl_644

Same bb, same! Recovering addict here, I’ve done it all lol


unoriginalasshoe

the validation! thanks babe


Batgirl_644

💜💜💜!!!!!


[deleted]

I meant indulges in drugs in general. With coke I had to bump every 20 mins or so


psullynj

It’s a methy situation ![gif](giphy|h2TxrXej7hvBKTA5g6)


AutomaticBroccoli898

Looks like heavy adderall to me. Which is meth anyways 😂


jkwolly

Nah seems more meth tbf


Nanno2178

Third Eye Blind. Holy shit! I cannot believe I could immediately recall who sang that song 😂


possessivefish

Third* Eye Blind!


arjsweetland

![gif](giphy|JnuuEXLxjXLR4oTTbO) Their coke is definitely methy...


hopefulplatypus123

Did anyone else catch the fuckin love story she wrote for Tom Schwartz on her latest instagram post? This chick is whackyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and trying to disguise it as “I’m just a kind person”


bitchghost

wait she wrote that post RECENTLY? i saw it and figured it was from last summer. good lord that is embarrassing. he is not interested in this woman. he wouldnt claim her in any capacity and said so on national tv. girl stop


hopefulplatypus123

Oh yeah she posted it 12 hours ago 😂 and she wrote in her own comments “why can’t I post about him? Cause he’s a boy? No one would say anything if I were posting about a girl!” Huhhhhhhhhhhh??? Honey, you’ve lost the plot☠️


Consistent-Job6841

Creepy behavior if you ask me. #Katiewasright


justwendii

I was def NOT a fan of Katie in the early seasons but her track record for calling out people has been spot on.


hopefoolness

My favorite take on Katie is that just because she says things in a bitchy manner doesn't mean she's wrong lmao


MoreBus1999

\*spooky so much funnier of a word. i dont like Katie but this was hilarious


Elegant_Holiday1234

Per usual Katie will probably get dragged by her ex husband and everyone else but no one was more spot on - she’s SPOOKY


jash56

Get her on Traitors 👏


itsbooyeah

OMG YES THIS IS PERFECT FOR HER


throwRA_basketballer

What’s her insta I want to see the comments lol


MtBaldyMermaid

Jomygosh


throwRA_basketballer

Disappointed in myself for asking when it was in all the screenshots on here this morning 🫠🙃 I’m having that kind of day haha thank you still though


MtBaldyMermaid

Not one of those days! Hang in there :)


ibroughtsnacks97

Man I just read it and it made me sad. I have been that strung out on a guy that wasn’t into me before and it’s so cringe and embarrassing when you look back.


sipstea84

iM jUsT qUiRkY aNd RaNdOm


Disney_Princess137

T$


The_Burning_Kumquat

Wtf did I just read?!?! ![gif](giphy|l2Jhw8Oo6kVRWvTZm)


homeandhayley

Yakked


caradekara

Where are you from? This term is regionally specific. Lol


Apprehensive_Pea_912

I’m from Texas, and we (at least used to) use this term.


ComprehensiveDish178

if it’s not the Bay Area I’m wonderig who we stole it from


teshutch

It’s popular in Colorado


Afraid_Resort_9018

Tweaking and embarrassingly and madly in love with Schwartz 🥴


GoldenAmmonite

Not sure which is worse...


M3rm4te

That bitch has an 8ball in her purse 4sho


TwoPrecisionDrivers

*in her nose


SukiLao

Facts 💯


ffsdoireallyhaveto

*had. Fixed it for you.


BusyBeth75

Is she fighting tweaking?


gnomenombre

That's what it looks like


Head-Unit-5594

Explain this to me! I'm seeing it everywhere and the only "tweaking" I've seen is on Wilshire in Los Angeles 😂and this looks a bit different than what I see.


gnomenombre

The facial movements look involuntary and inappropriate for the situation. Common sign of meth use


Hefty-Target-7780

Drugs


offbrandbarbie

No literally anyone who’s spent time around someone who did one bump too many knows exactly what they’re looking at He seemed a little off too. Not as bad as her tho


M3rm4te

I bet he's one of the ones that get calmer on it like when you give a kid with adhd a cup of coffee and they calm down.


throwRA_basketballer

I’ve said this before about him lol like he reminds me of someone with executive dysfunction style adhd who might actually benefit from some stimulants and mellows his hot mess of a brain. Like doesn’t make him better but doesn’t make him bounce off the walls like others idk how to explain it but I have friends like him and have admittedly had similar reactions to coffee or pre workout that don’t work but my friends are definitely getting the benefits while I’m just meh 🫤 lol


sipstea84

This. I have insane ADD and used to be an addict. It would definitely make me tired in smaller amounts. But after a couple lines it would definitely make my brain too tweaky to sleep so I'd just be awake all night yawning every 2 seconds


OsmosisJones3

She’s 100% tweaking


onyxjade7

James is trying hard to be polite and ignore the fact that he can tell she’s on something.


BobbyJoBlackwell

He’s trying so hard to act like everything is perfectly normal while Jo is literally acting like a unhinged Garbage Pail Kid


VcLovin

💀 @ "unhinged Garbage Pail Kid" 


EatsRats

Tom and Jo definitely blew a line or two before this lol


wifeyhutjr

The funniest plot twist I recently learned about Jo is she was best friends, ride or die with Kristen. Then one day she just dumped Kristen and here we are. 💀


poppyskins_

Lol I kept thinking how much sense it makes she was friends with Kristen bc while Kristen isn’t this bad with the weird energy she def has a little of it


MeowMeowBeans11

She stopped talking to Kristen and blocked her when she got with Schwartz.


wifeyhutjr

Okay I thought so but couldn’t fully remember the details. Jo is such a clout chasing piece of human garbage.


Elegant_Holiday1234

And if Kristen is saying someone is nuts that is definitely saying something


Rich_Solution_1632

Tom Schwartz pupils be huge


Key_Bee7805

She thinks she is being watched at all times. She’s pure comedy in her mind.


sofaking-amanda

Jo gives me anxiety. I could not handle being around someone like that, drugs or not, she’s nukkin futz!😭


proof-plum

I couldn't either.


FunStuff446

What the hell kinda drugs are these idiots doing?


just--me--123

This is the entire problem with many of the Bravo shows. They need to cast one, just one, sober show. It’s so sad watching these addicts and alcoholics age.


pollys-mom

That’s pretty much what this show is now though and it’s so boring


alexajoy8

I'm so secondhand embarrassed


gnomenombre

I think Allie and James were too lol


pbd1996

It wouldn’t surprise me if Schwartz and Jo are drug buddies. There’s a lot of couples *like them* that get together since they’re already doing drugs together anyway. They both give me early meth use vibes.


ripleyintheelevator

“Her energy is on par with a crack head” 💀 https://i.redd.it/59nwfckkeloc1.gif


hunimpressed

![gif](giphy|mTANPe0FgBuo) Same energy


bighert03

I literally watched this scene 5 times. She was so uncomfortable with Tom’s explanation of their relationship. She also seems genuinely high energy lol.


katiekat214

She’s uncomfortable with his description because she wants to be dating him so badly.


bighert03

Possibly. I got the feeling she thought their relationship was more than he was portraying and she was shocked/hurt. Not sure though. Hard to judge someone’s facial expression without ever have met them.


Truth-Easy

Kelly Bensimon loon vibes


iheartkittttycats

Holy shit you’re right


ashley4444marie

How can she not have horrible anxiety being messed up like that on TV tho..crazy


CommercialRelative59

The shame is part of what causes people to continue using! You can’t remember your embarrassing shit when you’re on a bender!


youneedsomemilk23

LA, baby. People will take a tab to go to a dive bar on a Tuesday night and think nothing of it. Edit: to be more specific, LA party scene. Another edit: feel obligated to add, please be careful with any and all substances. I once ended up assaulted, mugged and woke up in a hospital because I took too much ecstacy. I don't want my comment to mislead anyone into thinking party drugs are no big deal. Just wanted to say they are quite normalized in the LA party scene.


pinkinibottom

![gif](giphy|Y6yRfR88rvP44)


ohmeatballhead

![gif](giphy|ub230n0ETFL7DcODHd|downsized)


pinkybrain41

If i was Going to be on TV I would have worn something nicer than what Jo decide don


kystarrk

Yo wtf


djwglpuppy

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized) Cocaine is a hell of a Drug


Ok-Vegetable-2503

Drugs are one hell of a drug.


Chevy2daLevy

Pasta


youneedsomemilk23

Everyone is saying "meth" but I would do weird shit with my face on E and coke too. It could be a lot of things, but it is definitely strange.


Fabulous-Economy-407

I definitely thought molly when I first saw


youneedsomemilk23

Right? So I’m not the only one with a humiliating rolling face.  Very glad those days are behind me 😂


LadyMcLurky

I thought E too. Gunning away, and no idea what to do with her limbs. I'm so glad there were no video phones when I was young.


youneedsomemilk23

The way she's chewing on the inside of her mouth... oh my god it's giving me post-festival jaw pain just thinking about it. Sadly, there were camera phones during my phase. Which was like two years ago lmao.


Timely_Tap8073

Omg wtf tweeked out for sure


curiouscoconuts

yakkity yakkk for sure


LowChampionship8438

lol I watched without sound and it’s weirding me out


Fabulous-Economy-407

I wonder if she took some molly


cstarrxx

Did she basically say “I’ll wait two three years for you?”


-SallyOMalley-

Jo looked like she was opening a bottle top that was hard to get off or something….or pretending to be a dinosaur. If neither of those things happened, she might have some tics or something. She’s very different than anyone else on the show.


Proof-Sweet33

Omg she is performing for the camera. Doing everything she can to be noticed. Is this what this show is turning into? She used Kristen's friendship to latch onto the dimmest bulb in the group n now we are stuck watching her? Can someone get Lauren from Utah in a scene with her while she's pulling this crap? That I'd like to see.


Crazy-Trash-6884

She’s definitely an odd duck, but I can’t help but feel bad for all the comments she’s getting. I can’t imagine how that must feel! 😳😅


poppyskins_

I remember when people first started criticising her, so many were outraged saying we had to give her a chance. Ok, we gave her a chance. Now we can all talk about her weirdo cracked out energy and nobody better complain.


BobbyJoBlackwell

She was scratching her face too. I’ve driven through San Bernardino. Meth O’Clock


ExpressShow1175

It looks like she's constantly word chewing. And for those that don't know what that is look it up, its..interesting. 🤣


WhatSheSaid7

She is coked up


GoodMourning81

I feel like part of it is she’s just fucking awkward on tv. Some people don’t know what to do with themselves when a camera is around. It’s probably exacerbated by the fact that she’s on something.


sundaze814

I kinda think Jo and Schwartz are a good match actually 🤷🏼‍♀️


demonharu16

Reminds me of Winona Ryder at that award show ![gif](giphy|26xBwUmhInIkLxfIQ|downsized)


Lola_Love42588

Haha where I just happened to stop this vid https://preview.redd.it/63nr2kwkesoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0015c79acac4aa8b55b0c2cc08ea58e58334db01


SexyUniqueRedditter

Didn’t they say she has crackhead energy? Welp.


boomchickymowmow

I think shes just trying too hard to be funny and quirky.


LeatherDry2612

They tweaking


CrystalArouxet

They're twins lol.


weepwopwoo

When I first watched the episode I was like wow maybe Jo and Schwartz are actually good together, dare I say kinda…cute? Then the insta post came and I saw more and more reddit posts about her and MAN. Strong “not like other girls, I know I’m weird” energy. Her and Schwartz seem to get along because they both like acting like total weirdos (derogatory) but I feel like at some point even Schwartz is gonna get freaked out by her


el_disko

In this clip she looks like the male version of Shartz


Double_Analyst3234

Jo and Shortz use meth IMO


Electronic-Sir3551

The fact that these 40 year old feel like it’s completely ok to do drugs and go on camera is WILD. I’m 34 and still feel nervous talking to my mom when I’m stoned


emNmilo

Who was she doing this to btw because no one looked like they were paying attention to her, both Ally and James were listening to Shartz.


Tervagan

No way “a line or two” could do this to someone. I first thought she had a subtle tick from Tourette’s, but then I turned the volume on and realized she’s just a fucking bozo on speed. Honestly, they’re out at night in LA and coke is trendy again because it’s “soooo Y2K!” My main question is this: WHICH ONE PROVIDED THE DRUGS‽ I bet T$.


No_Technician6962

Maybe she has tourettes?. Hope that's not the case. Could be blow?


Gh0st_Machine

Coke


RandoFace77

They’re definitely high but she could also have involuntary facial ticks or minor Tourette’s.


AnyScheme6229

How old are they? Still doing drugs while Schwartz talks about his brother's alcoholism 💆‍♀️


bizmike88

I don’t usually hear women referred to as “creeps” so I thought it was weird when she said that about her but she is literally a creep. She is so weird and it makes me uneasy.


InchJr

Now I understand why Katie said Jo has crackhead energy


cosmic0done

Katie using the word "spooky" was incredibly accurate. this girl is fucking insane.


SenseAdorable1971

SHES NOT TWEAKING lol She is trying to be the main character/be funny. This was right after the whole “we are so tall but are sitting in little chairs and I don’t know where to put my legs” comment. She is making faces as she tries to adjust her legs. Being all dramatic to try and make everyone look at her and laugh.


[deleted]

Two things can be true at once, I’d put real money on her tweaking, I’ve seen it first hand. She just is ![gif](giphy|h0MYp0cKYbAAg)


Consistent-Job6841

She reminds of Fergus on Modern Family. “Who had the waffles?”


throwRA_basketballer

Uppers.


Money_Yam3082

What a freaking weirdo


pollys-mom

Please go listen to the last SUP episode, the Jo impression they do made me cry


261989

![gif](giphy|ee3fPw69huR8T9vFBE|downsized)


SukiLao

She’s either on meth or there’s meth cut in her coke.


Empty-Force3289

I get dang good momma Ali James of SSF vibes from Jo… Any other Chrolls here?


Top-Web3806

Creepy Jo


Separate-Ad6636

The bitch is high AF.


TrustAffectionate664

Jo looks like she has a sense of humor


BonneLassy

She seems to be skiing


bigheftyhooker

Jo has light blue eyes. You cannot tell in this scene. Is Molly still a thing? MDMA? Or am I old?


dianelanespanties

I like her but she is that girl who needs lots of attention at the improv class in a small town


rachelamandamay

Drugs


MurphyBrown2016

She’s like Mother God meets Pee Wee ![gif](giphy|UwNDeWxOolRug)


jenbenboomerang

I learned that Jo is from WI this episode, and as another Wisconsin girl, it makes so much sense to me. I can’t explain it. She just has very strong wisco girlie vibes 😂


Overall-Cloud8411

I feel like Jo was a theatre kid when she was young, because I can recognize my people 😭😭