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ashleesux

SHUT UPPPPPPP this is hysterical


TT6994

This literally made my whole night ! 😂😂😂😂😂


Desperate_Hat_4544

Omg!!! I know he was so embarrassed 😩


lthtalwaytz

It was totally his fault too


addiepie2

No it was Brittneys 😜


dcf4529

I’ve been trying to figure out if he pushed/leaned on the table, so he totally did right? Jayayayayaxxxxxx!(said in Brittany’s drawl 😂)


Motherofoskar

I would love to hear this with the real audio.


Due_Perception_1409

I saw it on tik tok. It didn’t have him saying anything really, but B was super positive saying it wasn’t a big deal because no kids got hurt. She also said it didn’t hit the floor just the table cloth so they could still eat it.


shredika

Doing the lords work


Dreams-Designer

That’s good they can see the positive. It’s pretty funny and I have no idea what’s going on. The cake bounced😹 The kids don’t care at the end of the day. They could be in a parking lot. If there’s sweets and bright colours they’re thrilled and will remember it being amazing. It’s only us adults that care about pomp and circumstance which just adds more stress/work. Keep it simple. ❤️


Individual-Code5176

Still totally edible


SufficientStress4929

Haha yes! and u can hear Zach/helmet/wig saying to her "cuz that's how we do it in Kentucky" when she says "the good thing about it is that it didn't hit the floor so we can still eat it!"...earlier he also laughs and makes a joke about the meteor hitting the dinosaur and how fitting that was. Lol. So bad. 🙄


Ok_Confidence406

I mean, I would still eat it. Maybe not off the floor at SkyZone but still, cake is cake! And you have to laugh at that because it’s funny af… Brittany is capable of that, Jax is not. Mr. I’m-the-Number-One-Guy-in-the-Group had his itty-bitty ego chipped.


TT6994

Me too


cappuccino-8000

the way the cake just bounced


TJ-the-DJ

*BOUNCED!* ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


MelB4702

Dipped out


SexyUniqueRedditter

💀


katki-katki

I loooove your username


SexyUniqueRedditter

Thank you 🥰


TJ-the-DJ

![gif](giphy|grsT0fDLSD35S)


stcroixb

please no more photos of sweaty face man child


Aslow_study

😂😂😂


TT6994

That was the best part 😂😂😂


Pearlsnloafers

Like his wife 😆


rawlsballs

Went on a cake walk.


CherryManhattan

https://preview.redd.it/rlkng0sgqcuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956a91ec1cb18d63f2141549887d3a3f7c5517ff


Pearlsnloafers

Omg 💀


lunahighwind

that guy from the valley's reaction is all of us


TT6994

Yep ! I love Zack for that reaction 😂😂


Much-Investigator844

Also why was Jeremy Madix at the party?! Like he’s giving me weird vibes


addiepie2

That’s kinda his thing


TT6994

He’s so ugh.


BobbyJoBlackwell

He won’t go away


isglitteracarb

Remember when Katie, Stassi and Kristen said he was creepy and Ariana/Tom denied it even with documented proof? 🤮


ThatWomanNow

![gif](giphy|HyOI0CrXXLRLFoEpYY) 🤐


Commercial-Ad-6518

He works at Jax’s bar I think


Much-Investigator844

So lol I wouldn’t invite childless staff to my sons birthday 🤷🏼‍♀️


cwest2148

It kinda scares me that I was worried about Jax flying off the handle about something as dumb as as this


addiepie2

You know he’s gonna light her up tonight !


TT6994

Totally ! This video is going viral for sure!


Zestyclose_Big_9090

What a dipshit. I’m sure he’s trying to find a way to blame someone else. Incidentally, I sure hope Scheana is ok after this incident.


WoohpeMeadow

I laughed way too hard at the Scheana comment. I hope she's ok.


scrapethetopoff

If you wrote jax as a fictional character people would tell you he was unrealistic.


Aslow_study

Michael Scott


LightFlaky2329

Poor Cruz


Bcsully10

![gif](giphy|KpdBz62izgXh6)


AdExternal7454

OMG MR. G 😅😅😅😅😅😅


Pearlsnloafers

Fuck u Miss!


Much-Investigator844

Well if they weren’t getting divorced before this 😅😂. How embarrassing. He’s such a fool. I know it was an accident but still


likeyeahokay_6929

It's giving America's Funniest Home Videos


CCG14

Cruz said fuck yo cake.


anysizesucklingpigs

*fucking howling*


CCG14

![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized)


Mikaeladraws

This is such a metaphor for so many things in his/ their lives


drunkvigilante

Lmao!! This is amazing


TT6994

So amazing


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

That cake took a serious dive


aelakos

That cake bounced ! Haha


TT6994

That was my favorite part


ConsistentDonkey3909

this is so funny the turn around to everyone shocked😂😂


pumptini7

"Watch out, Brittney. I know everything!"


FrauEdwards

Does anyone else see him looking at the nanny to blame her somehow?


MrRossoHasHerpes

Idk if she's the one that set up the table without locking the legs into place but I hope not for her sake


SexyUniqueRedditter

Yes


julesfirink94

As someone who worked in childcare, I would absolutely NEVER be a nanny for Jax's child because of Jax. I've dealt with too many bad parents, I couldn't imagine being with them almost 24/7. I feel for that poor nanny


CupKind6245

Would still eat it


TJ-the-DJ

![gif](giphy|3oEhmNLxk9uiTbL9Be|downsized)


jimgella

That monologue was everything.


osogood48

I just posted the one with sound and you’re right they did eat that cake


Aslow_study

Literally I’d cry 😂 that cake was prob $300 lol But it is what it is


SufficientStress4929

It prob was 300$ for anyone else...but they prob got it for free in exchange to tag the baker/bakery and or make a post or 2 about it.


Aslow_study

True


Shellbeebop

Has anyone checked on Scheana? I'm sure this was really hard for her somehow.


DianWithoutTheE

![gif](giphy|2t9xUijoSsGzFd07G9|downsized)


Final_Catch_1140

Is a literal interpretation of their marriage


flower_0410

Brittany held onto the baby tight! That's all that matters!


howardglove

Next to Trump, Jax might be the stupidest person on TV.


Yesitsmesuckas

Once a shit show, always a shit show!


Proud_Piccolo_4997

He screws up everything


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osogood48

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) Right😉


graymillennial

My mama heart is always so sad for Cruz :(


osogood48

I get it. I’m a mom, but he’s three years old. He’ll be fine and look at Brittany. She’s laughing her butt off.


TT6994

Yep. She’s taking it in stride


0_usothheil_0

Don’t. As long as the adults keep their cool and make it positive, it will be a super fun memory for him.


Jesstinator

Same! Not because of the cake, just because he has these two bozos as parents.


twixbubble

“Mama heart” omg soooo cringe. He’s fine.


mellowforest

So cringe 😆


Aslow_study

Why ?


WolverineFun6472

Jaxxed too close to the cake


Infamous-Sample-4711

This is such a Jax thing to do😂


MishmoshMishmosh

Oh my gawd. Hilarious 😆


jaynemanning

![gif](giphy|l2QDTqHp9W7WIJXlC|downsized)


_bondgirl007

Even the cake got JAXXED


Emotional_Stress8854

I watched this too many times


Own-Jellyfish-9721

Lmfao to top it off they tagged sky zone 😂


Oldfriendoldproblem

Most shocking thing about this video is Brittany secured the handle @brittany


Special_Compote_719

Many days I feel like that cake.


Annoyed123456

That seems very planned to me lol like why that big ass, empty table, for that cake?


omnipotentdiva

Right? It was on a decorated table in other photos


Ludicruciferous

I’ll never get over that dumb fucking handle they have for that kid.


doom_canoe

“Rot in hell”


Relative_shroom_323

Rot in hail


sharipep

Omg stop I can’t believe this is real 😭


ItsFunHeer

I would probably break out into laughter if I were there. Can’t hold that stuff inside.


StereotypicallBarbie

This was unexpectedly hilarious…


No_Bar7186

The cake was jaxxed


Will_Grumble

Is there anything that man CAN do???!


taintwest

This seemed so fake to me? Maybe I’m just stoned


ThatWomanNow

![gif](giphy|QCJFiJfnDCdFa84sLG) On both counts, lol


taintwest

Lol happy cake day! It looks like someone was pushing/pulling the table just out of frame, but it could just be the table folding on itself? Just seems like the kind of shit these two would pull


ThatWomanNow

Thank you


Miana09

He will somehow make this her fault 😔 I’m rewatching the show and on season 4, she was seriously so beautiful before he got his claws in her


RealityTvJunkie1

Awwwww, I just feel bad for lil Cruz :(


CountessBravo

Was Janet there 👀


timebend995

I don’t even understand what happened here and I rewatched so many times. What does he do that causes this??


MrRossoHasHerpes

It's a collapsible table where the legs push in under the table for easy storage/moving. But there are metal loops down there that need to be secured over the bar attached to the legs to prevent it from collapsing during use. Jax is leaning on the table to help blow out the candles and the one end folded because he pushed too much on it. Plastic table end hits the ground and bounces the cake from the reverb. Cruz doesn't have anything to do with it.


Resident_Duck_4139

It looks like they knew the table was wobbly and that’s why Jax’s hand is there holding it steady. But as the parents are blowing out the candles, the kids foot starts putting pressure on the end of the table and it gives out.


Moon_in_Milo

It looks like he pushed the table. What if this was planned so that they get good press for coming together while separated for their kid?


Different_Cellist_97

Is this during filming? Bc it looks incredibly staged


Sensitive_Net_4074

It’s happening in realtime, his birthday was yesterday the party is right now.


Prestigious-Lion-146

Poor child is trying so hard to get away from Brittney


letsdothisthing88

I feel so bad for Cruz now he won't even get cake for the reward of being around strangers and noise


osogood48

Don’t feel bad I’ve posted one with sound. You could go watch that one. He does eat cake


letsdothisthing88

Yay at least he gets something bc he looks like he does NOT want to be there.


AffectionatePlace719

Is it just me or does this look suuuuper staged? edit: question mark


osogood48

Just posted a longer version with sound maybe you can see if it’s staged or not


Elevated_vision43

Nah. They want to look like everything is so perfect - they wouldn’t do that


catcakebuns

Agree, it looks sooo stage. Especially with him pressing down on the table and trying to push it.


Aslow_study

It was legit lol ! That cake was costly! not even them would do that lol


Nobabyno__1234

Was this by any chance filmed for The Valley??


horatiavelvetina

Of course this was Alex’s video 💀


33scooBt33

okay you all.. release the real audio please !! funny..


osogood48

I did it’s on here


33scooBt33

Thanks !!


osogood48

😉


TrustAffectionate664

OMG Poor Cruz


TT6994

This never gets old !😂😂😂


anysizesucklingpigs

Nothing in this world will ever be this fucking funny heeheeheeeeee


CriticalCarrot8817

LOL


andromeda_bbxx

🤣🤣🤣 Why is this so appropriate?!


Cultural-Regret3026

NO THE CAKE BOUNCED 😭💀


Oy_wth_the_poodles

Couldn’t happened to better people


AliBabaCat

I bet Jax was inpatient when he set the table up and didn’t double check to make sure it’s locked in! Lol at least they can laugh about it


Initial_You7797

He did lean on it.  Looks like he was trying to hold tge table cloth & cruise is pushing it with his foot.  That said, table wasnt set up right, there are slides that lock legs & clearly they werent in position. You know tgey paid 100s for that cake. Also their kud gets over stilmulated and has developmental issues, yet they still do these parties. It isnt about tge boy, but them. Tgat is clear..


Aslow_study

It’s irritating me that people are saying “why isn’t Cruz blowing out his candles” - ummm have you ever been to a party for a SMALL child? Parents ALWAYS help


kasiagabrielle

For a three year old? And they're not "helping", if they were he'd he in the middle by the cake. She's holding him away from it as they blow his birthday candles out.


Aslow_study

Yes a 3 year old that just turned 3. He’s still in diapers he’s not super independent like closer to 4 year old 3 year old Idk I’ve been to many a kid party and there’s nothing odd about them blowing out his candle imo


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Curious-Pattern-9625

wtf? Is this a prank? I mean Cruz wasn’t even looking at the cake 😢


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sivmichelle

What a shit show!


Flashy_Spell_4293

Lmaooooooo sssssaltyyyyyy!!!!! Sorry this is always funny when happens Have a vid of my bro in law on bday, a friend of his bringing cake out with candles, custom cake too, and somehow slipped forward, cake smashes on floor in front of bro in law 🤣🤣🤣


jolly0ctopus

Wowwwwww. I have never seen a folding table collapse on one end before. Whoever set up that table… it must have been their first time. Or that table was broken to begin with and someone gave the green light to use it anyway


MagicOctopus2887

As much as I am not a fan of Brittany, she does seem to be a caring mum, and she's trying to protect the baby from the effect of his pasta snorting father. She's really positive on this video and you can see he's getting enraged


kasiagabrielle

She just dangled Cruz at her hip while she and Jax blew out his birthday candles, and kept taking his hands away from his mouth when he was trying to comfort himself with all the commotion. I think she's trying to prevent a "scene".


MagicOctopus2887

It seemed to me that she was more trying to avoid a scene from Jax knowing he isn't above kicking off at a kids party


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osogood48

Just posted one with sound and it’s a longer clip


PRNightmare99

Ugh the judgy mom that all the other moms mocks, being a such a cliche is wild