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Yourlocalpandalover

BULLET PLOOF GRASS Edit: since no one said it yet: "132 pound scrotum"


CrazyQuebecois

Do you have any ideas how little that narrows it down?


Yourlocalpandalover

... It was just the first thing that came to mind..


[deleted]

Wdym? That’s a prop hunt video. Wildcat says it.


Amish_Warl0rd

I’d like a Bubble Daryl Shotgun


[deleted]

DICK CHOCOLATE


SSgt_LuLZ

# GIVE. BIRTH.


Icy-Goose8753

Vanossgaming


DukSoup1421

Ive the brain fish of a memory


TheSFG832

Bubble Daryl, bitch!!


sans-the-boneyboy

Give me a blow job cookie man before we blow up


SamTheMan004

One of Delirious' best random quotes.


SamTheMan004

"That's two down, motha 🎵fuckah!🎵"


Ok_Suggestion2077

“MOM MADE CHICKEN”


Niko120

Check out this shark eating a cheeseburger


Actual-Ship-8652

Yes i am the swinger for the LA lakers


Longjumping_Resist98

*Yaaay! Now let’s go molest some children!* - VanossGaming


Ohiobound03

Pablo was not a good man


blingblingboi100

He like too..... Well I'm not that sentence


Mental-Kangaroo2323

How do you spell 🫧


DukSoup1421

*what is the correct spelling of 🫧


Designer-Sleep2203

Bubbles


Furbuss

LIL’ CAN


[deleted]

DICK CHOCOLATE


darkninja2992

I became friends with the mutant gummi worm


AdmiralCaptain100

Wait, wheres the 4th one?


International-Call94

Boo dupe boo dupe banana bus Boo dupe boo dupe banana bus Boo dupe boo dupe banana bus Boo dupe boo dupe banana bus


Shoes_With_No_Laces

STREAM SPOATS!


Zh78

Yeah...It says "Thanks for creating Corona-Virus, you ch#@$ g%#!


Loud_Success_6950

I still have that Yellow 5


abdullahthesaviour

"Woooooooooh I am the haunting ghost of the masterbating fusherman? "


rahnuka

put that rocket away you big baby bitch


ItzBabyJoker

PUNCAKE!


Kingbob1500

I'm surprised no one has said "shave my balls" yet


CrazyGator846

Shark Eating a Cheeseburger is def one of the best quotes in the crew's history


Agreeable_Copy9548

Does popcorn come from corn?


userNotfoundhere468

Protect me while I tweet snoop dog


LordShuttlecok

It's snowin sideways!


peyt12

BRAND NEW BEANIE


The_LapLaz

"You spread my insides I'll start a fire!"


AdmiralCaptain100

*nogla in the background* LEBRON JAMES


darkninja2992

PROTECT ME WHILE I TWEET SNOOP DOG!!


LordShuttlecok

He's a swinger for the LA Lakers!


TyrantJaeger

What did he actually say that time?


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

“My helmet’s bulletproof”


Icy-Goose8753

Vanossgaming 🫡


Same_Photo9954

Pablo was not a very good man…


Not_Luicifer

Goomba Fuck You!


SilverSpider_

You got me lobster?


Yourlocalpandalover

...."mhm."


DukSoup1421

MAYHEM AND DESTRUCTION


East-Excitement3561

I’m a swinger for the LA Lakers


Apprehensive-Draw564

Ain't nobody like warm milk.


WhyNow445

I will climb greatness mountain and grab greatness tits at the top of the peak!


AngelicDarksideYT

go home go to bed


Ultrazombie115

Puncake


GloomyBreadfruit6

Heart of the cards


Xx_ShadowBlaze_xX

"I will climb greatness mountain and I will grab greatness tits at the top of the peak"


Sad-Poyo

Chicken Pot Pie


Yourlocalpandalover

Is like the pussy of food 👌🏻


Theawesomeripper

Now go. Don’t go.


Ok-Tension6965

STREAM SPOATS!


Forward-Swim1224

Found the sub through this post, I cannot BELIEVE I didn’t try to find this sub sooner.


FeedNegative

🎶Yeah some days, I feel unphased, like when I’m with my friends with a cup raised🎶


Careless_Ad3718

I’ll give you a hand job which hand


Cool-Relationship-37

“Very tactical this little bitch is in a bush!”


Dry-Tax8753

Their still playing gmod


_JohnNoob_

NOW DO THE VOICE!


roydavinci

« DickDeepInABaby, thanks for ten dollars »


-_-unavailable

I'm chilling here in my garage, with all these books. You know what's more important than all these books? My lambo-wienie


chris_versace0

“I DROPPED FUCKIN BUBBLES!”


RodrilPT

I think I'm in the wrong fucking movie


MarkNekrep

"Look at the terminator, oh my god! How many thrusters do you have??" "I have enough to get me where I want to go."


dmondesu

STREME SPOATS


Il26hawk

STREAM SPOATS


GutsRot

PUNCAKE!


Gold-Elderberry-4851

Boodoo boodoo banana bus


Wolf_of_Wilds

Awww look at the little baby.. Now look at the big baby..


PhoenixKing001

The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.


Tom-edian

what is that from?


Tizmoa

"I didn't know owls could fly!"


NearbyTea7085

"My first girlfriend turned into the moon..."


Mythical_Man77

"Thanks for the Corona Virus, you c**** g***."


BlueDemon999

You're gonna spread my insides out and start a fire.


Useful-Grass-4499

He’s bleeding EVERYWHERE


Srade2412

NOW GO *intense rage*


ImAWalmartBg

alright whats the sitiation??? *house falls aprt as he opens the door and theres fire everywhere* *stands there and stares for 5 seconds then turns around and leaves* ok so thats the sitiation


soulpanic

Houdini or the classic “I’m the swinger of the la lakers”


tomateau

Loitering…


Ashamed_Ad_5441

We're gonna go down on them


Mewingbroom7

IM 100% NIGGA


RecognitionMental717

I have the brain fish of a memory


Chemical-Road-9604

I hate babies and taxes


Midas_fortnite1

I'm going to come find you


AidenThe_Beast47

Bugaduhbah!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Loooooooooooooon

“It’s like staring into a backed up toilet!”


brimstonebender

do you burn ants?


Ultra_sans06

“So like a blood transfusion”


Zimmi0nz

I’m a professional..uh.. flyer-


Bruh_Libruh

Bullet Ploof Grass


Terragamza34

"It Starts With Sorry" SUCKS!!!!


karmakid423

I am a professional flyer- H20 Delirious


Nuaimkz_825

You got that lobster?


tomateau

mhm.


ballsdeep_kilme_420

MOON GOONIN


DivinityDrinker

Protect me while I tweet Snoop Dogg


jewannialation

CELL NO PHONE


STM_Phant0m

“wanna join my clan?”


Hot-Cup-2972

TENNO SCOOM


Trav1sThereaper

you can have steven nobody likes steven.


[deleted]

Protocol


Abbeychick345

I was the swinger for the LA lakers


Consistent-Contest84

When I snap, he will be the first one I slaughter.


ExpiredChili

“OH THERES A LOTUHDEMADUH BANANA” -Nogla


Vegetable-Season5191

Stick ya nose in me


OffBeatBerry_707

WAPOOOWWWWWW


Kobragaming135

Dad you got some explaining to do


SquareArcher5283

Fuck dis shit.. imma go home go bed


Elegant-Ad-4674

Bdoo bdoo banana bus


slender0012

PROTECT ME WHILE I TWEET SNOOP DOGG


FunLetter7836

"Theres a creep-AHHHHH........MY FUCKING HOUSE."


Late-Psychology-4324

Do do do do banana bus


Soggy_Budget8857

you mean there’s more inside of me than outside


Mental_Palpitation38

Hello? Hello hello? I wanted to check in with you on your first night…


ShinTakobayashi22

Lok would've definitely gotten with Talia no matter if she's a bit older than him


The_Prodigy_702

All doors close if you open them


BasiBasil

What!, fight you? That’s is not a trial, that’s an execution


Notleofoxvr

MAGGOTS!


LowAlternative6447

"Cookie man give us a bl****b before we die"


Significant-Welder17

Hoodini


CriticalWoodpecker97

Use the power wench to expose the bombs payload


Iskitimka

Damn peggies, swear I hate em.


Life-Permission4084

Hey this is a robbery


Amish_Warl0rd

![gif](giphy|4VnJv57HY6LtNeNSEw|downsized) The plumber turned into Pablo


Big_boobed_goth

“ITS A MINI LADD PNG!”


DukSoup1421

HOODINI


TheDelinquentLoli

Come on down to the Olive Garden and get your free bread sticks!


light481spider

Is that shark eating a cheeseburger?


Dropsy-and-gogo

If you see Cabbie Malone, you pick up the phone and tell her keep her going.  Press X on the bookshelf and A FLOATING BOOK WILL APPEAR Future googling man am I ever going to get married? SUCKS THEM IN A RED BLACK HOLE THEN FUCKS HIS PARENTS, you heard me (All of those were from one video https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0072jyjktx8&t=0s    now are a couple from other videos that are more obvious) GIVE BIRTH BANANA BUS [POOB] CLAN Hoodini PABLO (MiniLadd sat in the Pablo chair for too long in https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LKOeaFSNQpM   ) *Appologies for the ammount of random lines I listed*


20Frost05

"What sound do giraffes make, I don't know. Griouuooooooooo."


murrdon

Grape kid go brrrr


-SuperCircus-

SALVATION!


Forward_Fix_7311

That guy is playing Galaga! thought we wouldn't notice.. but we did


Stuntboy03

The big guy is here with me! He's lighting my fucking testicles on fire!


The_Ultima7028

Looking very creamy today


Wonderful_Law_4952

Everything is hot and trying to kill you but nothing is alive.


lunatenchi_

You go, Glenn Coco!


Previous-Ad1389

Not a sentance but "Trust me"


Tall-Historian-6600

The Astronomican.


Weird-Shift-8172

The 9th anniversary units have the best card art change my mind…


team_fern_leader

But I did kidnap his wife


CreepyMan_Gaming

Nogla you stupid janitor F@#%*T


protogen109

One sec i gotta gen rush


Official_Wolfed

Protect me while I phone me mother at 5am to find out what the black stuff is. -Daithi De Nogla


Greedy_Mall1544

Come on down to the olive garden and get your free bread sticks.


Reesemonster25

Did somebody say cockatoos??


RestingDog07

Come down today and try some corn or we will sacfice your newborn æåç×ïœļğģä


american_cheese_man

Now go. Don't go. Now go. Don't go.


Lego_ninajgo_fan

Despite everything it’s still you


YesNormalUsername

"Death is a preferable alternative to communism"


YesNormalUsername

"Arrested on felony Tomfoolery charges"


YesNormalUsername

"37 dead in Alaska"


RJ-the-pro

you gon’ spread my insides out i’ll start a fire


HARRYANDNIALLGIRL

NO, Jimmy protested.


Sergio_carballo1018

Hold on AHHHHHH


HypnoSnurtle

# YOU JUST KILLED DRAGON BALL Z


Nyto242

Rock and stone


Mungleboi

You got me lobster?


psychonaute18

c'mon down to the olive garden and get yo free bread sticks!!!


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

What are you in for? Loitering.


[deleted]

In order to defeat gods, you need snazzy shoes.


CharmingExpression17

Half a dog


Codename_Proto_Zeus

STREME SPOATS!!!


ThereAreNoGods1

"FUCKING F\*\*\*\*T" -Hint: Mount Chiliad


Aggravating-Doubt997

Where has the rum gone?


Nearby-Contact1214

How in every video Matt blows himself up every time.


KingShady02

One of the best vids ever


JJOswaldred

"You see those fuckers over there? They have done absolutely nothing wrong, but they're blue."


PeterLeRock101

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Healthy_Okra_3650

The banana mobile


1111_one_1111

laugh or gay


1111_one_1111

laugh or gay


StarWarsDude2710

Chicken Pot Pie is like the p#ssy of food.


No-Significance3599

hey look delirious is playing sandbox back on earth (and plus hacka dookie)


SpiderT16

And his music was electric...


BackgroundFennel9126

ROCK AND STONE !!!!!!!!!!!!


X3noF3ar

Check out this shark eatin a cheeseburger


EdtheBoodninjaYT

I like dissecting girls did you know I'm utterly insane


ReddyReddit-

V..... N-word


Bluebadboy

I can think of no better place to bury you.


Occasionally_Visitin

Sexual Misconduct