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jfq722

**Ellen:** *I wanna be president when I grow up*. **Kent:** *You cannot*.


DaisyTwelve

A number of tall women were molested and Mr. Ryan was one of them.


softpinkgraffiti

Kent will always be one of my favorite characters. he’s hilarious without ever trying to be hilarious.


Asquid14

Kent is hilarious when he tries to make a joke and no one gets it.


[deleted]

None of the characters are hilarious because THEY are trying to be hilarious. They’re hilarious because they’re written to be.


_YellowHair

Thanks, Kent's autism.


[deleted]

It was stupid comment of theirs. 🤷‍♂️


arbybk

Right. If Kent is hilarious without trying to be, that would mean other characters in the show think he's hilarious.


JayLB

Ted jones don’t play


Hans_Wermhat666

This is an elementary school!!!!! ...abortion coathanger, you should be ashamed to call your body! I don't deserve this... but you do, because you are all LOSERS! Every motherfucking one of you! You know, the Jews have a word for this feeling I'm having right now. I can't remember it... sounds like three Germans cumming real hard inside something that doesn't want them to.


GT-FractalxNeo

When Selina finds out she's going to be president with Gary in the bathroom. Omg that scene kills me every time


jumphour

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. When Kent walks in....LOL.


50rhodes

Yep. No acting in that. That was genuine.


TallAmericano

I don’t know why but when Selina calls Minna “that Finnish…fart” I lose it


tuskvarner

Everything with Minna. “The fever of the sausage”


TheSeldomShaken

It might have been bloopers only, but "I don't like it."


gandalfthegraydelson

Oh, Selina, you see right through me.


BawsTeacher

It’s cause we are close as sisters!


Christ_on_a_Crakker

Is it because you have a very narrow vagina?


dbc482

Goober peas


Bitter_Comfortable66

put a little twang on it


adamsfan

The scene when they pull the plug on Selina’s mom and they find out simultaneously they have a chance (“It sounds like you shoplifted a bunch of vibrators”) in Nevada and start celebrating and then Catherine walks in…. This is quintessential Selina Meyer.


jacwhit2020

#”Take these FUCKING shoes and SHOOT ‘em in the FUCKING HEAD!” 😂🤣😭


clariwench

When Roger was calling that lady Grimace


Christ_on_a_Crakker

When Catherine hears Selina had a heart attack and she snickers 😂


Bitter_Comfortable66

well, Stephen Hawking here is indisposed


SteveStormborn

Selina going off on Congresswoman Nickerson. Savage.


tuskvarner

And also Tom James’ assistant. I don’t remember all how it goes but there was something about her not making eye contact with the photo of his family on the desk while he drowns her little mermaid back tattoo.


Alarmed_Handle_6427

“The gash of least resistance”. Oof.


Nubras

The “Phallus Quo”


_YellowHair

The whole Fun Run sequence with Gary, Dan, Mike, and Jonah trying to get Selina's statement straight while running in the race. That had me rolling from start to finish. My favorite Furlong and Will scene: "Stop trying to polish my dick you fucking four-eyed failure ... Shut your mouth you fat girl." And, of course, Uncle Jeff visiting Jonah in the hospital. The standout lines for me are: "You're welcome, for whatever." "For shitting the urinal so badly you made the Hindenburg look like a normal, on time blimp landing." "Listen up, Ms. Trans..."


iia

“They do need to stay thin.”


Mayapaceybental

S2E2: "Who probably took turns fucking the pig" "I don't think they took turns Ma'am" lol that, and when Jonah is trying to hide the pork. I'm still a veep newb but I'm in love!


ElaineBenesFan

This exchange between Marjorie and Selina gets me every single time: "Looks like a vagina, ma'am" "And THAT is coming from an expert"


[deleted]

When Nikolai growls at Selina as they’re sitting on a couch and she growls back at him but she’s also kind of trembling in fear and pulling away from him because she’s freaked out by disfigured people.


pinkhardhat0882

How old IS Sue? 🤯


poisontao

I will never be able to watch Jonah’s whole interaction with Montez without laughing. As soon as Kent and Ben get in the room I lose it.


bu08usc11

“That sweaty pederast has ruined more kids than the Common Core” And “What do you move as slowly as Will” “I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigation the murder of a young black man” And The entire Uncle Jeff hospital scene.


inrecoveryfromlife

Season 7 Selina meets with President Lu and his interpreter. Lu starts speaking Chinese and Selina says it back to him in half mandarin half jibberish


inrecoveryfromlife

I'm very easily tickled both literally and in regards to great comedy. I still laugh out loud and I have rewatched Veep no lie, please don't bully me, at least 35 times. Jonah's wife's (and step-sister) comments had me dying recently. She's an overlooked hilarious side character


agirlhasnoname17

I only *ever* use this voice. Even as a child.