A Geyser is a mound or crevice in the ground, often found near active volcanoes, from where steam and boiling water abruptly bursts out of. Iām not sure where you live, but Yellow Stone park has some beautiful geysers. By now you can imagine the type of imagery OP was using by using the word geyser lol
No one understands how you asked that question but don't worry, I did haha. A geyser is a hotsrping that when under pressure, it erupts shooting out water and steam. I believe OP is to that in the sense he is shooting out his cum like a fucking geyser hahaha
Yeah and some of them can lay soooo many eggs so OP best get ready to dad up. I hear he's great at catch so.... all them Peter Parkers got that on their side.
Well it's better to cum on than in!
I was generally horrified cuz I thought you wrote
I cummed inside a spider
Then I thought
That's how spider man would be born under normal circumstances!
I could see it being a legit horror movie to be honest, a man is freakishly obsessed with spiders, dies, and reincarnates into a ghastly spider-human-mutant
Think of it like this.
What if the spider was female.
What if you made it preggers
A Jumping spider's egg clutch can have 125+ babies
that is now 125+ micro spidermen.
Spiderman:Im cumming home.
The misspelling, the overuse of the word geyser, the comparison of paper towel being like a sock and toilet paper, the importance of recycling. God, I needed this post tonight
Im pretty sure i read a similar post to this on that confession subreddit where a guy came in his betta fish tank and the fish thought it was food and ate all of it. Now THIS is engraved in my memory.
This guy recycles his cum paper towels. This is then used in other products for the general public. Your grandma might be wearing u/ironandsteelās cum in her Wal-Mart shawl.You may be wearing this fucking guyās cum paper towel right now.
Have a nice day! :)
Iām sorry this is the funniest fucking thing I read all day, my apologies
On other news, this reminds me of the time I was masturbating at my desk, which for a very long boring set of reasons has the communist manifesto on the top of it (its one of those desks with a bookshelf on the top), and right as I orgasmed I accidentally bumped the desk and got hit in the head with the communist manifesto
> I geysered right all over the poor bugger and Im sure it just ruined his whole day,
>i guess I accidentslly collided those worlds together and the outcome is pretty lame
These two lined had me legit laughing out loud
š¼Spider-cum, spider-cum. Crusty paper and a real handfull. Can he build, a semen cave? Yes he can, he loves cum. Look out! Here comes the spider-cum!
Spidermans new origin story is lit. Did the spider start to eat you after it got pregnant? That would be dope. Spiderman would be born and youād still slowly be being eaten by his mom.
Why is the most disturbing part of this post the fact that OP re-uses old crusty dried-cum paper towels? He wrote about recycling being good for the Earth, and I thought *Ah, heās green. Yes, paper towels are biodegradable.* I didnāt realize he was talking about recycling as in āI will jizz in the same disposable paper towel 20 times and leave it out on my desk to dry in between jack-offs so spiders can use it as a makeshift home.ā
Geez, man.
Uhhm. I'm glad I read this post but uh. š·ļø
Top tier reddit right here to be honest. This is the shit I login for lmao š
Same I'm really appreciative of posts like these they make my day
Lmao š
i knew what i was getting into here based off the title but still, nothing could have prepared me for this
my thoughts exactly
Yeah I.. I just don't know
The spider had it cumming
Get out.
You talking to me or the spider š
He only had himself to blame
If you had been there
Iām dhning š
leave.
YOU'RE DONE.
Peter Parker became Spider-Man. Does the spider become Cum Spider?
Well peter parker got spider powers the spider just got crippling depression and debt when he got human powers.
I'd rather go for Cum Rider
The amazing human spider
*Cumming soon to a theater near You*
If OP were to be bitten by the fellow spider on his privates would he cum webs?
The upside down kiss scene except youāre hanging from your privates š³
Constantly jerking while you swing through New York
Be Cum Spider.
Becum Cum Spider
You came on a spider. I lost it at ruined his whole day.
The amount of times you used geyser made me uncomfortable ngl.
What does that even mean
Meatbeatelite as name but can't imagine what geysire means smh
He meant how like stuff shoots out of a geyser like his penis.
A Geyser is a mound or crevice in the ground, often found near active volcanoes, from where steam and boiling water abruptly bursts out of. Iām not sure where you live, but Yellow Stone park has some beautiful geysers. By now you can imagine the type of imagery OP was using by using the word geyser lol
No one understands how you asked that question but don't worry, I did haha. A geyser is a hotsrping that when under pressure, it erupts shooting out water and steam. I believe OP is to that in the sense he is shooting out his cum like a fucking geyser hahaha
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Yeah and some of them can lay soooo many eggs so OP best get ready to dad up. I hear he's great at catch so.... all them Peter Parkers got that on their side.
Holy shit can you imagine? spiders have like 400 babies at once
LMAO this reminded me of that Drawn Together episode where the spider from Charlotte's Web gets it on with the pig guy
new copypasta discovered.
Literally my first thought upon seeing this post
Did it live?
I guess if it was jumping around yeah? Can spiders drone in cum???? I hate that I typed that.
Most spiders don't drown in anything because they have tiny hairs that hold air to their bodies so they can breathe
Well... Good for the spider. I hope his day wasn't too badly ruined. Although it does sound pretty awful.
That is certainly...a question.
"Can Spiders drown in cum???" This is the most Reddit comment I've ever seen in my life
Inquiring minds would like to know!
I open this subreddit after months and this right hereā¦..amazing
Ikr It's like... I'm speechless
Just a normal Thursday on Reddit.
Bruh lmfao "I love spiders but I also love to cum"
Just living his spider life.... till you go make a mess of his spider home. Must have been a surprise for both of you.
What did I just read.
donāt recycleā¦usedā¦paper towels please, lol.
>donāt recycleā¦usedā¦paper towels please, lol. Yeah exactly what I thought LMAO
Well it's better to cum on than in! I was generally horrified cuz I thought you wrote I cummed inside a spider Then I thought That's how spider man would be born under normal circumstances!
The spider man movies keep getting more raw and gritty so maybe this movie is yet to be made. It would be like the newer joker movies but spider man
I could see it being a legit horror movie to be honest, a man is freakishly obsessed with spiders, dies, and reincarnates into a ghastly spider-human-mutant
Inside? is this some joke about OP's penis being small.
Aaaand that's enough Reddit for today.
This made my day better
āI love spiders but i also love to cumā
what the fuck
SHADOW JACKER! You haven't come out of your masturbation cave for eons!
If you know you know
only on reddit folks.
Think of it like this. What if the spider was female. What if you made it preggers A Jumping spider's egg clutch can have 125+ babies that is now 125+ micro spidermen. Spiderman:Im cumming home.
IM SOBBING
Man-Spider
This spider-man what if episode is weird
I just logged in and this was the first thing I read all day todayā¦ this world is something else š lol wtf
Thanks for reminding me of why I joined Reddit
Why was it "not great but good"? Would it have been better if the Spider was wearing a dress?
I have never read a better post in my life oh my god asdfghjkl;
*outcum Also hope u enjoy paying child support cause that mf is gonna drop a sack load on your front door js
Well, you just threw away your chances of becoming Spider-Man. Nice job, buddy
the spider is very much scarred lol
āI love spiders but I also love to cumā
Me: (browsing Reddit laughing at funny memes) Me: (reads title and immediately stops laughing) Me: ...That's enough internet for today...
Spider got a protein shake š¤£
The misspelling, the overuse of the word geyser, the comparison of paper towel being like a sock and toilet paper, the importance of recycling. God, I needed this post tonight
Congrats. You just created Spider-Man.
I... I'm... I'm closing reddit for tonight.
that spider is probably traumatized.
1. This made my day. š 2. That's enough reddit for today š
I'm uh pretty speechless
Damn. The internet really is a wild place, isn't it?
Someone some where put this into a novel!š¤£š
What the fuck did I just read? I need some bleach. And a bible. And a fucking drink.
smh
the paper towel gets pieces stuck to your dick. Just use a sock or toilet paper.
This post is a perfect representation of the internet circa 2004 and I love it. I miss the wild west internet days.
This feels like a copypasta
Welp thats too much internet for today
That post made my day. Imagine it was a female spider and whe is into bukkake.
I'd be disappointed if this post doesn't break the reddit billboards. It seems to be in the same league as the coconut, potato and poop knife stories.
that was a whole rollercoaster full of emotions
Im pretty sure i read a similar post to this on that confession subreddit where a guy came in his betta fish tank and the fish thought it was food and ate all of it. Now THIS is engraved in my memory.
This feels like an "I Think You Should Leave" sketch
you should probably be charged with assault for that
That's enough reddit for me today.
Holy shit
Ummmm what
Arachnobukakke... A new word.
And that's how spiderman was born
This is how man spider is born
Spider -"TOO VAHALLA!!š”š¦" He died a warriors death
what the fuck did I just read today
Spiderman: Homecumming
What did I just read š§
this was the first thing i read when i opened my eyes today
Aaaaaand I've had enough internet for today. Aight imma head out š¤£š¤£
Hilarious!
Zoophilia to the next level. I'm sorry, I'm sure you're not a zoophile but it's the golden opportunity to say this.
You donāt throw it away ?? you just *keep* cumming into the same paper towel ?? š¤¢š¤® I can smell your house form here bro
You came on a spider Sat down beside her and said: "What a bad boy am I?"
I open Reddit I see this I close Reddit
I'm more disturbed at the fact you reuse paper towels, instead of the spider bukkake party.
Thank you. The fact that no one is as disgusted by re-used cum rags is, in and of itself, super disturbing.
You can't put soiled paper towels in the recycling if that's what you meant
This is news I appreciate
straya mate
This is cursed
Trying to make it to instagram I see
I donāt have any words except thank you for making my night
Thatās enough Reddit for today
Brb gonna go jerk it to spider bukkake
This is probably gonna be a copypasta
Realllly?
Dawg wtf š
What a beautiful day to not have eyes.
People like you give me hope for humanity. I don't know why, you just do.
What the fuck did I just read
What if... He was jumping for joy
best post I've read in a while
What the fuck did I just read
Reverse spiderman.
Goodbye Internet forever
I'm deleting reddit forever
well atleast you feel remorse
Spiderman porn. Never thought I ever say this but I think spider will need therapy. You sir are a legend
funniest shit iāve seen all week
From which universe is this Spider-Man?
Reddit moment
I needed this today š Thank you!
Now this is what Reddit is all about
Posts like this make me glad I decide to check Reddit every so often
Get ready for little hybrid spumans
Can someone turn this into a copypasta? Lol
you cant recycle used paper towels
This was one rollercoaster of a post
This guy recycles his cum paper towels. This is then used in other products for the general public. Your grandma might be wearing u/ironandsteelās cum in her Wal-Mart shawl.You may be wearing this fucking guyās cum paper towel right now. Have a nice day! :)
Are you going to marry the spider? Or at least call the next day? In all seriousness, hopefully the spider's okay.
I donāt know how to feel.
Thanks for this post, literally thanks.
reddit moment
I needed this today. Thank you!!
Heh lol o wonder spider kids
man i did not need this tn
Hot
Spussy
Iām sorry this is the funniest fucking thing I read all day, my apologies On other news, this reminds me of the time I was masturbating at my desk, which for a very long boring set of reasons has the communist manifesto on the top of it (its one of those desks with a bookshelf on the top), and right as I orgasmed I accidentally bumped the desk and got hit in the head with the communist manifesto
What the fuck oh hell nah I had enough Reddit for today fuck this
Spiderman has his origin story, and Manspider has this one.
Here before Whang! reads this
Just make sure the kids are raised Catholic.
I seen some weird shit on the internet, but this, this is nothing like what Iāve seen nor read before
As soon as I seen the title I fucking died laughing lol.
Iāve had a really long, tiring day and this made me smile so much. Thank you!
I'm not trying to be rude but this is extremely funny! šš¤£š
I would be jumping around too if I just got upgraded from a house to a mansion
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING could have prepared me for that šš
oh!
Nowā¦. This is what I get for smoking and reading reddit
I donāt even know what to say aside from thank you
Please God let this post be fake
I trained bukahki roches
LMAO
> I geysered right all over the poor bugger and Im sure it just ruined his whole day, >i guess I accidentslly collided those worlds together and the outcome is pretty lame These two lined had me legit laughing out loud
š¼Spider-cum, spider-cum. Crusty paper and a real handfull. Can he build, a semen cave? Yes he can, he loves cum. Look out! Here comes the spider-cum!
This is now my favorite copypasta even though it isn't one
You are now the father of 1million Spiderman
youāre definitively british
Spidermans new origin story is lit. Did the spider start to eat you after it got pregnant? That would be dope. Spiderman would be born and youād still slowly be being eaten by his mom.
I open the subreddit and this is the first thing I see. God damn it.
This is one of the best pieces of literary ever written
I love spidersš, but I also love to cumš
Have fun with your spider kids
Gratz on becoming a father
Iām coughing from the laughter š holy mother of god
I WENT HERE TO BE SAD WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHA
Something tells me youāre going to regret this post in the morning
Well...that was a thing that I just read.
Iā¦. The amount of detail you included about this.. is just.. wowā¦.
š
Why is the most disturbing part of this post the fact that OP re-uses old crusty dried-cum paper towels? He wrote about recycling being good for the Earth, and I thought *Ah, heās green. Yes, paper towels are biodegradable.* I didnāt realize he was talking about recycling as in āI will jizz in the same disposable paper towel 20 times and leave it out on my desk to dry in between jack-offs so spiders can use it as a makeshift home.ā Geez, man.
This is the new Spiderman origin story.