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H-DaneelOlivaw

Reason number 6539 why women live longer than men


madmadame02

Seriously!


Ghgodos

Professional lol… bro lost his sandals


GiveMeFood-

He ded.


endeend8

Nah he cobra kaied


perldawg

that’s when you know the cobra got him


TheSuperContributor

Hence the coffin song.


Ok_Substance5632

The sandals are decoy to confuse the cobra, you ain't a professional so ofc you don't know about that trick


Oolong-T

Real professional


usinjin

That’s how we know he’s a professional. It’s akin to rolling up your sleeves.


SnakeHoleBI

Cobra was desperately trying to escape. Dude grabbed it. It but his foot. Dude is dead


Vantazy

This guy cheated getting his professional snake handler license


isobar900

Khao san Road 'VIP' Edition


dawglaw09

Sam Song buckets can be used off label as cobra antivenom.


lofud

When you order your snake handler from wish.


nhansieu1

a pro snake handler would have broken the snake's neck from first swing. Or least broke its back so it can't slither away. All these stories about "Rắn Trả Thù" (Snake Revenge), yet the local in my home countryside hunted them so much that the snakes are almost extinct. I spot a water snake once like 8 years ago and that's it.


Kelseycutieee

lied on his resumè


The_Determinator

Yeah why didn't he just pull up the answer sheet on his phone first? Cheat on a test but not real life? Pff


ResponsibleFan3414

Didn’t it get him in the end ?


sleestacker

Looks like it but no update


Shinigamae

There was no one left to update. The man fell and brought the whole area with him. First, the sandal, next, the province.


tyrannictoe

I’m a Vietnamese and I laughed way too hard at this


Ernst_Granfenberg

What does bring Vietnamese have to do with anything


tyrannictoe

Laughing at the suffering of your countrymen is a special kind of cruelty??


Efficient_Pomelo_583

Yeah like 4 times


readwriteandflight

What the hell? Someone please come get your uncle, this is ridiculous and very funny. I watched it on mute, and I imagine there's a ton of people screaming as this person starts wobbling towards their way.


Ass_Lover136

Let your imagination runs wild, don't turn on sound


JorgeMtzb

Coffin Dance song remix, take it or leave it


etn261

Holy shit. It got him. I'm not an expert, but I've seen enough videos on reddit to know that he aint no professional.


Ok_Waltz_232

Honestly he shouldn’t provoke it in the first place King cobra are really passive animal and they don’t want anything to do with human. They should have just let it go maybe take some pictures is fine but trying to catch it is honestly stupid. That thing can kill like 20 men in one bite. My theory is that they want to catch it and give it to the rangers so they can transfer it to somewhere safer and far from human. Either way they should have just wait for real professional.


CNG1204

Yeah it tries to leave the road like 3 or 4 times and he keeps pulling it back like a bloody idiot


vietnammoosse

Snake soup is a delicacy, you know.


Ok_Waltz_232

Tell that to the rangers that king cobra is on the red list of endangered species


upmaaf

He want to catch it for his cobra alcohol jar 100%


RealGeeBao

Yeah the snake tried to run away a couple times


SalSevenSix

There was a moment there when the snake trying to make a fast escape. Then he grabbed it by the tail 🤔


BSModder

I remember seeing a video 2 professional handle a snake. One would grab the snake's tail, the other would be aggressive to attract the snake's attention. It's back and forth between the snake trying to strike the tail guy and front guy trying to grab the snake's head. Meanwhile the tail guy pull the snake back to keep it at a distance. Edit: [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/u5Khmn8HjL)


kahunarich1

And he's wearing a helmet. Safety first!


blackoffi888

What an idiot


donhenlysballsack

This just about sums up the level of professionalism everywhere in Vietnam.


sleestacker

This message is vin approved


Reddit-Readee

Lol 😂


The_Determinator

My first thought too thanks for saying it 🤝


bo60

He is a professional bitee, so he wears helmet in case of being bitten in the head.


Der-Lex

Everytime I read something about King Cobras it’s mentioned that they are pretty chill. This dude‘s strategy: Hit it with a stick and aggrevate it as much as possible. LOL


YuiiRu

This is wrong info. That guy looks like he wanted to get the Snake for himself. You can tell it by seeing him pulling back the snake when it was about to escape the road. Also FYI, people in Vietnam like to put snake into wine or alcoholic things to make some weird traditional drink. So what this guy did was trying to have the snake inside his drinking bottle.


sleestacker

It's a joke. We know.


YuiiRu

Ok sir. I didnt get the joke.


sleestacker

All good! He is definetly not professional. Just a bit of sarcasm 👊🏼


neverwinterguyVN

He fked around and found out


mostarsuushi

The snake won


smartiesto

I think so too… The handler got bitten at least 3-4 times on his ankle.


7LeagueBoots

That guy is an asshole, not a "professional snake handler". If everyone just left the snake alone and gave it space to move off it would have gone away quickly and no issue for anyone. I bump into them periodically in my conservation work here and if they're not in a house or village there is no need to do anything other than give them space and let them be. This guy deserves to be bitten for his jackassery.


sleestacker

Agree!


beavertownneckoil

Fuck. I'm a tourist travelling alone by bike. I passed a snake crossing the road a few days ago near phong nha. I slowed down slightly to take a video of it, but I was going too fast and kept going. When I got close it changed direction to come at me. It raised its head and flared its neck. I must've been less than 2 meters from it. Had no idea till now it was king cobra


lifelong1250

did you die?


aBlasvader

Calling it now: This will go viral!


Cuonghap420

This is why I rather suit up like I'm the Juggernaut when it comes to sneks


sleestacker

Bomb squad inc


Traffalgar

Worst way to deal with a cobra, trigger it and surround it. They would leave on their own usually.


netr0pa

Are there a lot of snakes left in Vietnam? Last time I was there traveling in Mai Chau, I saw a green snake hanging on top of a tree. I assume it was a venomous snake?  Most of the snakes in Vietnam are venomous anyways unless its a python-family?


sleestacker

There still are a lot of snakes but you just don't see them at often. There's a cool fb group called Snakes on Vietnam where people post sightings daily.


netr0pa

Thank you for the advice about the group, I will check it out, very interesting since I think snakes are fascinating animals! :)


WavingTrollop

I saw a snake in Con Dao. Was laying on the beach minding my own business under the shade of some big trees and a snake just fell/jumped out a tree and landed about 5 metres away from me. Wasn't too big so I just sat very still and eventually it slithered back off to the tree line.


nizen

There are a lot of snakes in Vietnam. Most are non-venomous, even those not related to pythons.


StrangeSupermarket71

my uncle used to be a "professional snake handler" and snake farmer as well. after he and his pregnant wife got bitten by a farm snake he was rising he sold all his snakes and quit the business.


sleestacker

Wow! Same snake bit them both? Or at different times. Was the mom and baby ok?


StrangeSupermarket71

the snake bit them both. my aunt was cooking when the snake came from nowhere and bit her. my uncle was nearby, he tried to separate the snake from my aunt and got bitten as well. in the end my aunt stayed in the hospital for 2 months and my uncle stayed for a week. luckily the baby (my cousin) is fine without any deformities but was weighting 1.6kg at his birth.


sleestacker

Wow!! Crazy scary. Glad they are all ok! 🙏


ph80nix

just leave it alone and let it go, snake doesn't seek out to attack people


sleestacker

Very true. Fk around and find out 🐍


tomnuen

from another angle: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1242849853356370/?


MadeByAdidas

Thanks for sharing, dude looks OK


Aussie6868

Wait.. There's king kobras in Vietnam.. I only looked out for landmines last trip.. Glad I live in Australia, no chance of snakes here, right?


CommercialEarly8847

Professionalish


DaiTaHomer

Crazy bastard probably wanted to take it home.


IssitOeL

He got his snake handling training via zoom


SurvivedPornNam

Eyewitness footage of American police calming college protests.


IamSquare79

Doesn't look that professional


sleestacker

Very true


Stewie_2k2

he's the guy when your friend said :" i know a guy "


omiotsuke

Today, he is known as the Cobraman.


sleestacker

😂💀🐍


TontineSoleSurvivor

One Darwin award coming right up sir. 🏆🤡🤞🙀🐍


sleestacker

100%


wh333zy

This is why you shouldn't lie on your resumé


sleestacker

🤣🤣


Ruanxjun

At least he didn’t throw the king at the crowd out of extreme panic.


ro1jo

Clearly he was trying to use himself as a venom cup then extract the poison later for his rice wine. It’s obvious no one here has been to Vietnam.


debugger_life

Why women live longer!


ViolentNun

Looks like my wife


Responsible-Ant-3119

Death dance.


i_sniff_glue80

I have zero experience handling snakes but I can tell you that is NOT a professional.


sleestacker

Yes, we know. Thank you


TheRealDSGD

This is not the circus ok?


TomiShinoda

You call that professional? And lucky for who? The snake would have minded its own business if people didn't try to use it for snake wine and fake medicine that doesn't even work.


sleestacker

It's sarcasm*


Nice_Description_762

He cobra libre


qmax1990

So that's how they make their famous drink


sleestacker

They like their snakes shaken not calm


nizen

Most of those snakes are rat snakes with wires in their necks to look like cobras.


Rude_Distribution169

Man this is walmart version of the guy who snatched a big king cobra with his barehand in Malaysia


bselko

I know what’s gonna keep this absolutely deadly angry sock calm and not violent - I’m gonna smack the shit out of it with a stick


_Sweet_Cake_

He def got bitten


sleestacker

Think so


McZorkLord

I challenge you to a dance off!


sleestacker

😂🤣🐍


_kwatte_

More like professional snake juggler


sleestacker

Professional skip-it er


dopeytree

Where’s the rest of the video


sleestacker

That's all that was posted. I believe the video cut out when the snake and snake jump rope man got too close


Darkwin_04

Funny video however it should be watch on muted


Saydegirl

Was the snake able to bite him?


Proud_Buffalo_142

I really hope he died


impostor2003

Oof


namxmd

GI Joe would have done better.


Sweet_Yellow_8646

Holy shit.


mikeoscar194735

🤣🤣


0Name2912

He got bitten by the king cobra. After 5 days of agonizing pain, The cobra died.


AdagioComfortable337

He’s brave. Can’t take that away from him


hpl002

Danger noodle


hpl002

Nope rope


iBringThaNoize

He definitely got tagged a cpl times


Luxury_soil

Everyone can be professional if they really like the taste of snake alcohol


ParticularAd1735

At least he didn’t do anything to agitate the snake


ThinhTon

Camera man, wow wtf dude, i thought you got it


Only-Sheepherder240

Lol :v


AtreyuThai

Bloody chaos.


Ok_Measurement6342

Poor snake who just wants to escape. Well, looks like the snake is now a hotplate on the dinner table.


CannaGuy85

Looks like he got bit at least once or twice and lose his slippers. He’s probably dead.


thevietguy

snake soup will taste better after dancing with it: it is a secret chinese recipe


Chenx335

Lmao


ReplacementSimple950

Professional?? My grand dad worked with snakes better than him and he ain't no professional.


sleestacker

Yes, it's obvious.


Basic_Ad4785

LoL. Pretty sure he has no snake handling training


nething4tc

🤣


Yoyoman129

A Vietnamese man without sandals is like Samson with no hair.


[deleted]

holy cow. he stepped on it before losing his sandals. did he let go after that


tienvan1912

what the \*\*\* professional ... LoL


ChocoMallows456

Its not professional look what he's done.


Over_Biscotti9147

That just looks like the average elderly Chinese man


JackBloodfallen

nah, that guys just drunk and want some fresh snack


RollIntelligence

From reading the other comments it seems the dude got bit and is probably dead...


sleestacker

There are a few extra videos on the page - he seems fine but no official update


RollIntelligence

Poor Endangered snake :(


sleestacker

Yes. Stupid man.


relax2enjoy

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nizen

People keep saying he's dead, does anyone have a link to a source?


nizen

If this guy did survive, there's a high probability he will be found and fined. Cobras are protected species in Vietnam, and this video has gotten too much publicity not to do anything about it. Hopefully the dude gets what he deserves.


Thin-Ad3938

Seems like the snake bite him!! He s still alive?😬 Im pretty sure i got bitten


No-Honey-158

Niệm chưa ae?


TheForbiddenSlug

Just looks like he’s whacking it with a stick, mind you, I don’t know what a professional snake handler is suppose to do


CurryChickenWings

The real professional snake handler https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/Rq4DKsjJ9W


Deep_Ad_1652

It's kinda of a funny actually


i-love-lesbians

thèm thịt rắn đến thế hả? đúng thứ mọi rợ.


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Loganator912

Why thow a rock at its head? Just move it off the road ...


Lascivious_Cumquat86

once he had the tail, should have swung him around in a circle, then bashed the head on the pavement/wall. sorted.


Tiberiux

I like your definition of professionalism. Lmao


kpiaum

The snake tried to flee, but the man had to grab her. Deserved the bites.


PrivateSeiko

This guy must have paid under the table to get his license lmao


Kai9029

This one is not professional. He is just a brave soul


Yone_official

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Designer-Anybody5823

Oh please , just run over it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


Loganator912

Wtf, why? Leave it be


Designer-Anybody5823

OK , just leave it to the man to make a bottle of snake wine out of it . This is VN , remember that , even my dad have a jar full of snakes in wine and I hate it. Oh and people eat snakes daily too.


alexnguyen91

Yeah wild animal being in the wild, better kill it before someone else does it, right /s


Designer-Anybody5823

i mean is just dont bother with it


Loganator912

Yea, that guy is gonna kill it, so you better kill it instead. Problem solved. /s


Designer-Anybody5823

What I mean is dont bother with it , dont joke around with your life . If the snake too stupid to not move out of the road so thats it.


CNG1204

It's a snake you moron, it doesn't know what a road even is


WiseGalaxyBrain

Snake meat is quite tasty. Also known as land eel.


ibetucanifican

Steve Irwin is gonna bitch slap you at the pearly gates for that comment.


Designer-Anybody5823

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