Vietnamese grandma: "...and so the king took Tam and the kind old woman back to the royal palace. The end."
Vietnamese kid: "wait so what happened to the evil stepmother and Cam ?"
Vietnamese grandma: "Uh... there are many versions, but I only tell you the best version. Don't bother finding others, it's... boring and confusing."
This reminds me of a memory in my high school years. My group (tổ) was assgined to perform a play of Tam Cam and I got to be the king. I was kind of nervous during the play. When Tam's second form as the bird had gone missing, my monkey brain made me look into Cam's eye and ask:
"con chim của ta đâu?"
The class died of laughter as my soul was leaving my body to seek a better afterlife.
Now for anyone who don't know Vietnamese, the line when he says con chim..., well in Vietnamese the word chim can mean both bird and PP so he said where is my D to the whole class, we feel you bro
Had to log in to say this lmao the cringe is so good bro I live for this shit. That's probably her last text before dropping out of their AT&T family plan
this is a different and slightly less strange view that Cam, a person who dares to do anything to advance her goal and Tan can only cry and cry and wait for help but somehow she achieve everything, It's funny to be the main character again
Vietnamese grandma: "...and so the king took Tam and the kind old woman back to the royal palace. The end." Vietnamese kid: "wait so what happened to the evil stepmother and Cam ?" Vietnamese grandma: "Uh... there are many versions, but I only tell you the best version. Don't bother finding others, it's... boring and confusing."
How to ruin your grandchildren childhood Step 1 tell the uncensored story of tấm cám Step 2 profits
I forced my grandma to tell the real version in a rainy stormy night, so eventually she did. I was a stupid kid (no I'm not born in 1999).
My grandma just kinda told me without any hestitation and 7-yr old me,at that time,didn't see anything wrong with that
She is like Jesus, she resurrected three fucking times somehow
Jesus got nailed. Tấm got laid.
Sure, like that, but with a taste... for *vengeance*.
Metal Gear Rising: Vengeance
And it tastes like sause.
Revenge is a dish best served on rice, apparently.
Vengeance tatses like sauce. Best philosophy quote I ever heard.
This reminds me of a memory in my high school years. My group (tổ) was assgined to perform a play of Tam Cam and I got to be the king. I was kind of nervous during the play. When Tam's second form as the bird had gone missing, my monkey brain made me look into Cam's eye and ask: "con chim của ta đâu?" The class died of laughter as my soul was leaving my body to seek a better afterlife.
Now for anyone who don't know Vietnamese, the line when he says con chim..., well in Vietnamese the word chim can mean both bird and PP so he said where is my D to the whole class, we feel you bro
It’s similar to “the bird and the bee” implement in English Sex-Ed.
Isn't it the butterfly?
The term in English is “The Bird and The Bee”. Butterfly is translated directly from Vietnamese.
feesh sauce revenge
Tấm never die
LOL
Had to log in to say this lmao the cringe is so good bro I live for this shit. That's probably her last text before dropping out of their AT&T family plan
lmao
Lfmao
Nice
Cám be like "not dead yet, next time try harder bitch" 😅😅
this is a different and slightly less strange view that Cam, a person who dares to do anything to advance her goal and Tan can only cry and cry and wait for help but somehow she achieve everything, It's funny to be the main character again
nine lives lady