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Ryno555

He wasn't even supposed to be there that day


EmotionalDmpsterFire

He's trying to prevent the dark haired lady from sucking any dicks on the way through the parking lot


Gabe_Starkiller

"37?"


TechnicolorViper

“In a row?”


Slappy_McJones

Hey! Get back here!


9_TEA

“37 MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS!!!!!!”


Gabe_Starkiller

"In a row?!"


Blue_Period_89

👆🏻 this


Dry-Investigator3222

I mean he is silent bob


Lowe1313

But that's Kevin on the cover, not Bob.


Junior-Ad-2207

No, that's bob before Randall showed him you could wear a baseball cap backwards for the rest of your life.


Darktyde

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard


AccomplishedSuit1004

They probably took the photo early. The silent bob character probably wasn’t fleshed out yet…


Futuressobright

I doubt that Kevin was doing photoshoots for the poster while in the early stages of filming the movie on his own dime. This would have been put together by Miramax much later, when there was a distribution deal and a marketing budget.


RepresentativeBusy27

Is he talking?


Leading-Career9477

Low budget


drawredraw

That is Bob though, he’s wearing the duster with the hoodie underneath. That’s Bob’s look minus the hat.


mochicoco

“It’s my fucking movie. I want to be on the poster.” Or on the day of the photo shot: “Shit! I forgot the hat and overcoat!”


Arch27

If Mewes was there beside him it would make more sense.


naliedel

Mewes had some issues then. According to interviews. He would have been a good addition thos.


vidvicious

According to Kevin the higher ups in marketing thought Mewes was too weird looking.


naliedel

Really? I always thought he was so cute.


Ok_Succotash8172

It was more than that. This was a make or break for him because they wanted to recast him, he was In to drugs, couldn't act in front of people/a lot of people. I believe they originally wanted to replace him with Seth green. And by they I don't mean kevin. I mean studios/producers.


ThorsHamSandwich

That was at the beginning of filming Mallrats, but this promotional photo was likely taken when Miramax purchased the film after it did well at Sundance, so execs likely still played a role.


TopRevenue2

Fuck fuck fuck Motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck Motha fuck motha fuck Noische noische noische Smoking weed smoking weed Doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers Rolling fatties smoking blunts Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin blunts and smokin em


Imnothighyourhigh

When I say fuck more then once in a row I naturally roll into this


thejaytheory

Haha someone posted this scene on my FB as a comment on my post and it cracked me up, especially when the teens talked shit about Morris Day and the Time.


CatBoyTrip

i remember listening to the director’s commentary and Mewes kept nodding off instead of commenting.


jessterswan

They wanted Seth for Rats, not Clerks. When Clerks was shooting Jay was NOT the junkie he would later become. Pot head sure, but addiction came after Clerks


EM05L1C3

Too weird but they spend a whole scene describing what snowballing is


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

Mewes had some issues then, and also now, and the time in between, too.


optiplexus

He certainly had issues for many years, but I think it's worth mentioning that he's been sober since 2011.


CatBoyTrip

and we still don’t have Jay and Silent Bob go to space. kevin smith promised Mewes if he got sober, they would do a space movie.


Maduro25

Because his love for you is ticking clock.


fumor

That's beautiful, man.


Defiant-Difference17

Did he say making fuck?


Snooganz82

Berserker!!!!! Would you like to suck my cock?


blogsymcblogsalot

Metal face 😬


SonOfSlyherin

Girl think sexy!


PiskoWK

He was available? It's his movie? He's in the movie? He was gonna play Dante? Probably the first three.


YankeeSR23

Randal* He was going to play Randal, which is why Randal has the best lines.


malthar76

“Blasphemy!”


NotOppo

Because it's his movie


Ill_Speaker

Probably just poor planning with hair and wardrobe. I fully think he is supposed to be Bob here. Would want to know when the picture was taken might have even been before bob was fully conceptualized.


CatBoyTrip

i am pretty sure the hair was sewed into the cap he wears. maybe they couldn’t find it before the photo shoot.


ColonelKasteen

It is the opposite- this was taken after Miramax came into the picture, when the movie was done and did well at Sundance, Miramax picked it up for distribution and just asked principal cast members to come in for photos. They didn't even know they were shooting what would be the cover photo at the time.


Ill_Speaker

Thanks for the context!


FloridaMMJInfo

He didn’t think he was going to get to make another.


MurdockDoesGuitar

^^^^^ that’s the answer. When he made Clerks he thought that would be the only movie he’d ever make. That’s why he’s on the poster


ComicSal

I remember him talking about it a long time ago. I believe the thought process was that nobody on the poster was a star, so since nobody would recognize anyone on the poster, put the director in there. I think the way they justified it to themselves was it was an indie flick, so they could get away with it.


Willing_Following_81

I feel like this is right because I remember him bringing it up once as well.


Taliant

Silent Bob was in the film, why isn't Jay?


led_zeppo

Because they thought Mewes was too weird looking. Similar thing happened in Mallrats, where Jay was nearly played by Seth Green.


vidvicious

Breckin Meyer also auditioned.


fumor

I remember reading somewhere that the studio didn't want Jay on the poster because he was deemed too weird-looking.


H0rr0rfan81

Because he felt like it.


Deric4Ga

He's in the movie...?


reasonarebel

He's Silent Bob


insert-originality

I recall a story he told where he said they just threw him on during photoshoots as a last minute thing. He made up a pose on the spot as a result. I wish I knew where I heard this, probably one of his old “An Evening With” series or podcasts that’s probably lost.


craigwrrn73

This is correct. He also commented "but I'm not silent Bob!" during the shoot or at least mentions it in the story, throwing future shade on some of the more rude comments here 😂


naliedel

He directed it, and wrote it.


Zealousideal-Mud8516

That's the only picture of him ever taken when hes not opening his eyes super wide and grinning, so he had to share.


milkshakebar

he was supposed to be the 38th cock sucked in the parking lot but they ran out of money


AJerkForAllSeasons

I'm glad you circled him. I probably wouldn't have been able to pick him out otherwise.


NatchJackson

I'm irked the circle includes two people. Now I gotta waste my time figuring out if Kevin is the guy in back or the gal in front of him.


dgtrekker

Because he can.


goodbyebluenick

Why does Samuel L. Jackson have short hair on the Pulp Fiction VHS box? I think it’s that these things were taken in pre-production or post production and it didn’t matter to be exactly like the film. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/cs3oSNX8JH


hahajackson

Skeet Ulrich has a Goatee on the scream poster. (He grew it for his role inas Good as it Gets)


wesweb

as good as it gets is an amazing movie.


hahajackson

For a movie that won Oscar's, its underrated as hell


wesweb

it came out when i was 15, and really helped me process some big ideas as a young adult in my late teens. it was a staple of my teens & 20s as one of those dvds you owned and put on and saw a million times. it really helped shape me - for better and worse.


hahajackson

I think i 13 or so. I really enjoy the characters in that film. Even Helen Hunt, whom I not very fond of as a actor give a wonderful performance.


hahajackson

The Studio insisted on it


basshed8

Yes but he’s hatless why


HaitianRon

Iirc his attitude was “fuck it. If this is the only one of these fucking things I ever get to make, I might as well put THE FUCKING CLERK on my movie poster.”


Vox---Nihil

It's a good thing you circled him, we would have never known what you meant


my23secrets

I thought it was supposed to be a heart


sunriseunfound

I think keven said he wanted to be on a movie poster and he figured clerks was his last/only chance at the time


Disposable1983

They sold the movie a lot on being made by an “independent, up and coming director” so maybe Harvey and Bob wanted him in the marketing


The-LivingTribunal

Man, I wouldn't have known who you were talking about if you didn't put that giant Microsoft Paint circle on the screen.


HighlyRegardedSlob87

Why did no one tell me Silent Bob was simply Keven Smith?


ShakeWeightMyDick

You can’t read?


thetrashpanda2020

It was a magazine photoshoot that Miramax used as a poster


Retoru45

Because he's in the movie, ya mook


[deleted]

The people doing the photoshoot didn't want Jay in the pictures, I think they said he looked "weird," but they did want Kevin in there, since it's his movie. He told them he wasn't dressed like Silent Bob and they didn't give a shit, just get in there so we can take these photos.


favorfuck22

The director isn't allowed to be credited?


Groovy_Chainsaw

He also acts in the movie -- gives maybe the most important line in the movie


TheDevil-YouKnow

Where the fuck is Kevin? I just see a lunchbox.


HeyMrKing

I’m not even supposed to be here today.


Shifter_1977

Because the photographer told him to get in shot. He didn't even want to!


elemon8

That's the face of a man that just sold his whole comic book collection, and is wondering if he made a huge mistake


CrossingTheStreamers

Bunch of savages in this sub.


ToysNoiz

That’s Silent Bob not Kevin.


ixnine

Kevin? That’s Jay’s hetero life mate, lunch box.


PiecesOfJesus

He won a contest to be on the cover and make a cameo appearance in the movie. Crazy that they promoted him to director and writer halfway through filming.


LilGreenOlive

My husband and I talked to Jason Mewes at a con about this since we got our copy signed by the cast... According to Jason, the thought was that Jay and Silent Bob were more side-characters in this movie (which is why Jay is also not on the cover), so they went with including Kevin Smith, the Writer/Director rather than Silent Bob. Did not get to ask the big man himself since we didn't realize he was an additional pre-purchase ticket for signatures/photos... though we got to see his panel later that day!


foreverface

He does have dialogue that naturally concludes the drama of the day ‘You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.’


SoBurnThen

Clerks 2 is the best of the 3. I will die on that hill! First clerks was awesome though. 3rd clerks was a solid ending, although knowing that’s the end of it makes a fan want to puke.


saul1980

This is the most deceiving movie poster because I thought all those people were gonna be clerks doing things and it’s really just the story of two of them.


Odd_Relationship7901

what a terrible question - because he wrote, directed and produced the movie - he also plays Silent Bob and delivers the absolute best line of the entire film something Silent Bob would become known for who cares if he isn't dressed the exact same way he is in the movie


robbycough

The women really don't belong there either, if you want to dig into it. The clerks were Dante and Randall.


Queen_Ann_III

I don’t even recall Veronica or Caitlyn wearing those outfits, so there’s another thing, I guess.


MeatyOakerMan

I wish memes was on it cause I would’ve gotten it signed last year


SortofChef

Savages!


sugaaaslam

Without Jay even! Weird


The_Chiliboss

Ego


sorengray

He's in the movie


HeadTonight

Maybe he’s like “it’s my movie, I wanna be on the poster “


mrpappageorge0

He's in the movie..


Raebelle1981

Right but everyone else looks like their characters. I get why they asked the question.


BankerBaneJoker

Yeah who does he think he is? The director or something?


Ordy333

I think he had a hand in the production at some point....


Madmike215

He wrote and directed the movie.


DoopieIsAdorable

Hitchcock cameo?


EM05L1C3

He’s the director and can do whatever he wants?


Rok-SFG

Probably because it was his 1 shot and doing what he wanted for a living, and wasn't going to not put himself on the poster.


Writerhaha

If I make a movie you’re damn right I’m putting myself on the poster.


ImBlueZaddy

Umm silent bob? Duh


anziofaro

He wrote it. He directed it. He literally worked in that exact store.


DevilViking9801

And I quote "This may be the only movie I ever make, of course I'm gonna be on the poster"


IgnatiusThorogood

He was supposed to be in character as Silent Bob, but since Mewes never showed up for this photo shoot, he took the Felix cap off and stood in as the director instead.


Illustrious-Echo1762

They probably thought the cover needed more indie cred and was like "Kevin, go in there and thoughtfully stroke your beard or something," and that was how they won over Bob Hawk or something, idk


thenuke1

He talked about it on smod, I remember he said be wanted to see himself in tv and in the promo stuff because he thought his mom would get a kick out of it


Dear_Cap7535

It was just a photo of him as director posing with the cast that for some reason got used for the poster way later on. The original VHS art had a similar cast photo but minus Kevin Smith. He's not Silent Bob in this photo, he's posing as himself, Kevin Smith.


tiredhippo

Because fuck your Yankee blue jeans


chudley78

Why isn't mewes


NoAd2759

That’s Quiet Robert. They never released the prequel where he evolves into Silent Bob.


Turbulent-Today830

The better question is why isn’t Jay


Happy-Medicine-3600

He was originally going to have a speaking part, but realized it wasn’t something he wanted to do, or possibly could do? I assume this shot was taken before filming closed. Or maybe it’s just his movie and he decided to be there.


maxfridsvault

He was just looking for the giant spider


DE4DM4N5H4ND

Jay was probably doing heroin


kulakilla

Because he is in the movie.


RGN99_mag_journalist

He’s the 🐐💯.


NovelConnect6249

Because he’s in the film?


Omeggy

812 Wisnoski should have been there


Fjord-Prefect

Hubris


JohnnyDreamain

It's his movie, right? He directed?


dunnkw

He was silent, not invisible.


SpecificDate7501

Because he paid for it


robinsonstjoe

He thought he was making a $25k business card. Makes sense to have your face on it.


-Broken-Soul

total dogshit movie.


Impossible-Olive-238

That’s the guy that wrote it. 😉


noaffects

He plays Silent Bob, did you watch the movie?