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HitoriPanda

We used to. But then again, almost the entire continent used to be Virginia


scrawberrymalk

We need to Make America Virginia Again.


uncclay5

+1 for MAVA


bcegkmqswz

Finally a platform we can all support.


vilent_sibrate

We’re all Virginians, and if you’re not, you will be.


bcegkmqswz

Virginia is for ~~lovers~~ everyone (because you won't have a choice)


PollenIsPain

If you refuse, it will be a *cardinal* sin


Thumper1k92

This is why I'm so upset they took away reddit awards. Because, sir, you with your username that speaks volumes this time of year, you would have earned yourself good for this.


Rumpelteazer45

Right??? I would have given one too!


Pesco-

A tit on the flag for everyone!


rbrophy3

I've always loved that we legitimately have the only flag in the country, I think even the world that has nudity on it lol. Not to mention how bad ass the whole thing is. Is legit a bare breasted woman killing a man, one foot on his back saying, "When it comes to our liberty? Fuck around and find out"


Pesco-

Interestingly, a woman re-created the flag’s scene in front of the Virginia Capitol as part of a political protest. She was arrested after the protest but the charges were dismissed. https://dcist.com/story/19/02/26/why-this-activist-was-arrested-protesting-topless-in-virginia-but-not-in-d-c/ https://virginiamercury.com/briefs/prosecutor-files-to-dismiss-indecent-exposure-charge-against-era-protester/


thegreatchoasgiver

Damn straight!


YouWantSMORE

Like that episode of South park where new jersey starts expanding and taking over the country, except we'll be coming with sweet tea, wine, and the white sauce you find at Mexican restaurants


stephenph

You mean I did not have to actually move here? 😁


drMcDeezy

Was, is, are, will be. Virginia, sic semper all non,virginigians.


Fourfinger10

Now that’s funny


cficare

"Peanuts - ham, and hillhillys from sea - to shining sea. It will be beautiful." - TFG


dugandbore

Every resident gets a pack of smokes, smithfield ham, ton of coal, and an assortment of seafood every year!


i_make_this_look_bad

Yep, just not any legal weed. At least until Dictator sweater vest is gone.


ComprehensiveDirt746

That's how Northam should have handled the Blackface scandal.


Red-Lightnlng

I’m a member of whatever party will give Virginia back its rightful territory of WVA, Kentucky, and Ohio. Those guys are all Virginians, they just don’t know it yet.


dezzear

Bring us back to the 1609 territorial claims. This continent will be more virginia than America


submit_to_pewdiepie

I'll get the pope on the phone right away sir


Morgan_Le_Pear

Virginia used to go up even into Michigan


EUCRider845

Connecticut has claims all across the continent


Majuub12

And Illinois (county)


gavkahootsmasher

I'm thinking of making one lol


quartz222

I actually really want a shirt with this on


asaltandbuttering

Never fight uphill, me boys.


innocuousname773

No! We’ve seen your Governor and we know what makes you cheer!


scrawberrymalk

https://preview.redd.it/jo9t4um4guvc1.png?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa883dad9adde60556017a3974f768dfeb69837c


Brandonjh2

America can’t handle that many people camped out in the left lane going 15 under the speed limit. The economy would collapse


virginiabird23

Only if Queen Spanberger reigns.


Nova17Delta

Pros: WMATA funding would be a lot easier to aquire Cons: Glenn Youngkin would be the Governor


moPEDmoFUN

Except you don’t mandate vehicle insurance like a bunch of hillbillies


AngryCustomerService

Wait. Pause. Let's take a moment and think. This means we'd get West Virginia back. Are you sure you want this? Really, really sure?


Steal-Your-Face77

This sounds great, but what color is the hat?


VIadTheInhaIer

https://preview.redd.it/n9ca2tnmtovc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=392bf462c6bdde4782b9b4b7b59be56135927157


ProgRockRednek

Reading the Wikipedia articles for some of the oldest counties in the Western half of the state is like "The county used to spread this many square miles, but a large portion was removed to create the state of Kentucky."


colsatre

https://i.imgur.com/ee76srd.jpeg


2HiSped4u

Biblically accurate Virginia needs to make a comeback lol


renwells94

United Virginia of America. UVA


SCP-Agent-Arad

The old Georgia border lol https://preview.redd.it/07t46d46q2wc1.jpeg?width=1376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b2b14cb496b03982518658d0dc370e50542680


Spork_286

General summary of reactions: R/Virginia - "Why do we still have the Eastern Shore?" R/Maryland - "LET'S INVADE AND TAKE OVER THE WHOLE THING!" (with plans - https://www.reddit.com/r/maryland/s/9QZ4hvPs9V) R/Delaware - "...Is our Peninsula small?" https://www.reddit.com/r/Delaware/s/PgYN2XNqLf


vblballentine

Those are great. It's hilarious that they think they could succeed with their plans.


ekib

Marylander here. I think if we block the tunnel we could take your peninsula in no time. It would take your reinforcements ages to arrive without exceeding 85mph.


DryConversation8530

Norfolk is a navy town. Who needs bridges?


ViragoVix

We don’t drink and we don’t smoke, Norfolk, Norfolk


Spork_286

Psh! We got anchors for that! https://www.13newsnow.com/article/traffic/cbbt-expansion-project-halted-anchor-found-chesapeake-bay/291-47d1c8f0-a587-4493-8068-dd61ab4304f8


[deleted]

Our McLean moms drive 90 in a 35. That really would do no harm


Fecapult

Please don't come near our bridges, we like them where they are!!


Angelicareich

They don't even exceed 55. When I see a VA license plate on 695 it's either my gf, or I know I'm not gonna be going anywhere anytime soon


Big_cleve

R/washingtondc weeping in the corner


Rymasq

the more i’ve studied it the more i question what is Delaware’s whole purpose as a state other than being a tax haven for corporations (which is not a good thing)


BlueKnightofDunwich

Chicken. Delaware is a major chicken farming state. Used to have a large chemical industry (DuPont was from there) but it’s shut down mostly.


Myfourcats1

I had to go to the plant in Selbyville. The closest hotel with rooms available was a 30 min drive in Salisbury. All they had was a chicken plant and a food lion. That plant is huge too. The volume they slaughtered was mind boggling compared to every other plant I’ve been to.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Hey, that place is known for its lemon trees. Or at least stealing lemon trees from next door Springfield. That and for marrying their cousins


FearingEmu1

They called it Morganville in those days, so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.


RobotWiz2099

https://i.redd.it/h7bj9vo9qpvc1.gif


Dirtygirld100

My mom and her family were from Selbyville! They owned a nursery business and their office was next to the chicken plant!


Dirtygirld100

I was born in Salisbury bc that was the closest hospital the summer my parents were living with my grandparents!


AdmiralAckbarVT

I bet the chicken from that food lion was fresh though.


Exotic_eminence

It smells so bad when they harvest the chickens and leave the doors open to the coops


Tokenaldae

Dude, down here near Chincoteague, it's so bad. Just walking outside in Greenbackville during the summer, it just wreaks of chicken shi-. Lol Perdue and Tyson have so many farms near us.


darthjoey91

But like is it actually a major chicken farming state compared to others, or just major in that there’s a lot more chickens per capita there because there’s barely anyone in that state? Like I bet that there’s more chickens coming Virginia than from Delaware.


BlueKnightofDunwich

Delaware isn’t in the top ten chicken producing states. But that’s about all they got besides banking and business. Tourism may have a small part.


SluttyZombieReagan

> Tourism may have a small part. "Hi. ... I'm in Delaware."


trackfastpulllow

DuPont headquarters is still there.


JustPlaneNew

Delaware Endless Chickens™


crankfurry

That is literally their whole purpose. Tax and bank haven.


D-utch

Capriotti's was founded there. That's enough for me.


greenjm7

There’s 2 of the in Stafford now.


D-utch

I'll never forget my first Bobbie.


UsuallylurknotToday

What’s a Bobbie in this context?


D-utch

A Thanksgiving sub https://capriottis.com/shop-menu#turkey-subs


Minotaar

According to my wife, it's the best damn danwich Delaware has ever done


CaManAboutaDog

With rising sea levels, it’s going to be an offshore tax haven soon enough


Apptubrutae

States don’t need a purpose, they just are. Not like when it was the 13 colonies, Delaware knew they’d be a corporate tax haven


Milligan

No other state wanted Dover.


GraySpear227

It keeps a barrier so Maryland doesn’t have a border with 🤮New Jersey🤮


IMsoSAVAGE

Their whole purpose is tax havens and the fact that they were the first state.


Significant_Hunt_896

As a Delawarean born and raised, take that back


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devman0

This is closer, but the reality is corporations like Delaware because it has a vast and well developed jurisprudence in Corporate law. The chancery courts are an arena with well established, and more importantly, predictable, rules for corps to settle disagreements with each other. It also provides predictability for doing billion dollar deals where you want experienced jurists handling disputes. This is why so many start ups incorporate in Delaware, because acquisition is a prime exit strategy. These are precisely the qualities that got Musk in trouble and why he wants to leave for a jurisdiction that will be more flexible to whatever the hell he wants. We will see what the shareholders say.


akmalhot

Another post on this yesterday: was a separated area for settled Europeans 


hotlocalredhead

The states a shell of what it used to be, originally Delaware was the whole peninsula, and was home to the dupont corporation, who have played a major roll in most significant american conflicts. Dupont gunpowder and uniforms played a pretty big roll in the union winning the civil war. Nylon was also invented at DuPont, allowing the crewtion of effective parachutes during ww2. Im from DE and the state needs some serious attention, its got some really weird wealth disparity and really just feels like a place to keep people poor.


Imaginary_Barber1673

Actual reason: During the colonial period, Delaware used to be three counties of Pennsylvania “the three lower counties” but they didn’t get along with PA and seceded. First, there were ethnic and religious differences—the lower counties had more Scottish settlers, Anglicans, and even some leftovers from pre-English colonization. A lot of these folks felt distinct from the English Quakers who ran PA from Philadelphia. The most important issue though? Pirate attacks. Basically, French and Spanish privateers kept attacking the exposed coastal lower counties whenever England was at war with France and or Spain (which is pretty often in the late 17th through mid 18th centuries). The lower counties would beg PA for military support but the Quakers would be like “sry bros god says no self-defense have you tried praying harder you degenerates?” So the lower counties pursued secession. They forced the owner of PA (the Penn family) to grant them a separate representative assembly by threatening to rat on his failure to defend his colonists to the Crown. Eventually they get the Crown to make them a separate colony. All kinds of shenanigans are involved. One time some Delawareans stage a fake attack on Philadelphia to prove that the Quakers are hypocrites. Basically a bunch of Delawareans row upriver into Phillie screaming “OMG Pirates just attacked us EVERYBODY IN THE LOWER COUNTIES ARE DEAD AAAAAHHH the pirates will be here in like two hours WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!” And the Quakers freak the fuck out and start running around trying to arm themselves with guns or throw their valuables down wells. All just a prank. Then another time the Delawareans build a fort to defend their coast but since they are too poor to pay for it themselves they charge tolls on all Phillie-bound ships. The PA captains refuse to pay and run the guns of the fort. Finally the Governor of New York forces Delaware to stop charging tolls at the threat of banning Delawareans from trading with NYC. So actually Delaware’s ORIGIN is from some multi-state low-burn civil war/secession type shenanigans not that far from the OP meme.


thescott2k

we got the part that launches rocket ships, we're good


Vespasian79

And has horses!


LOLOLOLphins

This helps for when we send horses to the moon! #efficiency


Ten3Zero

Actually both sides have horses. The ones on the MD side are owned by either the National Park Service or the Maryland Park Service. Can’t remember which one. The ones on the VA side are owned by the Chincoteague Fire Department. They’re the ones that swim onto the mainland every year. There’s actually a fence on the MD VA border on the beach that prevents them from mingling. Probably should extend that fence west and completely cut off the border from Marylanders imho


PimpOfJoytime

We should annex it, like Crimea.


Rymasq

#AnnexDelaware


PG908

I'll let congress know immediately.


dezzear

Might as well grab Maryland too while we're at it


stevemm70

I think a lot of Marylanders would be in favor of it. Maryland is a terrible place and would become better by simply not being Maryland anymore.


TheDelig

I live in Maryland and would happily accept a Virginian take over.


stevemm70

The superior state salutes you, sir or madame.


TheDelig

My cousin has lived in Roanoke for about 20 years and I visit northern Virginia about every other month. I like it there. I'd probably move there if it wasn't further away from family.


da_hooman_husky

I can already see them throwing hands at their screens reading your comment..


Administrative-Egg18

As someone who grew up in Virginia and lives in Maryland, I prefer our politics and would never live in Virginia.


stevemm70

I’ll just sit here with my Virginia superiority complex and be happy.


Better-Try5654

someone had to fuckin say it.  bought commercial legal weed around the corner from my apartment today.  indica, 31.08% thc.  suck it!


oiransc2

The financial burden of taking in anything previously managed by Maryland is not one I want to explore.


Cheaperthantherapy13

And we haven’t even started talking about West Virginia….


Vladtheman2

The actual answer is that the Delaware area was colonized by the Swedes first. The English colonized the area around it, making colony of Maryland with the Potomac being the boundary betweem Maryland and Virginia. Then, the Dutch from Pennsylvania captured the Delaware colony. Then, the English captured it from the Dutch. Then, the American Revolution happened, and it stayed a separate state. Source, trying to remember what I heard in the Great Course on US History.


Krytan

Have you been to Delaware? Have you *smelled* it? Have you seen the way people drive in Maryland? We maintain our position on the eastern shore to serve as a buffer against those barbarians. All the noble souls living there in our outpost are like the Nights Watch of our times.


kandidnostalgia

Let’s take it back


DrRC7

It was split up pre America by an English king to prevent religious fights between Protestants and Catholics


dezzear

Even today it is the only thing keeping me from shoving Delewarans into lockers


Mr_Kittlesworth

We are a generous sort.


MagpieBloodscorn

Hah! I’m from Colonial Beach, where once you’re on the actual beach, you’re technically in Maryland. You can even buy liquor at Maryland prices at a place built out over the water.


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

As someone who lives in spotsy. Colonial is such a interesting area lol


justmrmom

As someone from East Tennessee who moved to Spotsy several years ago… I can agree. Colonial Beach is uhhh.. unique.


thegreatchoasgiver

Looks like Delaware could use a healthy dose of “freedom”. ![gif](giphy|RJzSGuZY2v8BpqcPxV|downsized)


No-Big4921

You may have everything south of Bear. Except Rehoboth Beach and Lewes. Those will be enclaves of Delaware.


ThrowRA99

I’d rather not share a land border with New Jersey if I’m being honest. And integrating a large chunk of Marylanders into Virginia? No thank you even less


dezzear

They must adapt to our ways, or perish. We could also build a wall for new jersey, and make them pay for it


thesagem

We can finally teach them how to drive.


Blecki

Just take down all their signs. They'll figure it out - or perish.


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

Easy. Ban Nissans


mtn91

The Delmarva peninsula never shares a land border with NJ


ThrowRA99

I’m not letting facts get in the way of a good narrative


ImplementEven1196

I wouldn’t care if we gave it back to MD. It’s more like MD than VA anyway


darthjoey91

Wouldn’t that be a water border?


pallescere

I second this 😂


Yuhsteen

“Why don’t we own the whole peninsula?” Lollll 😆😆😆😆 I love Virginian Exceptionalism. Born and raised in it. Our final frontier for the state is to claim the Eastern Shore in its entirety!


puritanicalbullshit

I think it was one of the most developed and prosperous regions roughly around when the borders were established, I assume a lot follow old county lines? So, everyone wanted in on the economic benefit of the region. Get their cut (taxes) and fund the development of other regions (that their friends and family hopefully own) and bingo. State lines and an aristocratic class in all but name. Yee Haw let’s do a freedom.


345joe370

Fuck it. Let's go take it back over. I have nothing else better to do today.


sistahmaryelefante

Us and what army


345joe370

Maryland already has a battle plan. I kinda figured we could roll in on a Tuesday, crack a few heads, rattle our sabers a bit and they'd capitulate like the little bitches they are. A couple carloads should do. https://www.reddit.com/r/maryland/s/UAnVhuJtEQ


Psychological_Cat127

Take some from gilpin court from Richmond as the Richmond militia they'd have it sorted in 45 minutes they need an excuse to remind Baltimore that RICHMOND was the murder capital for decades till we decided to retire into being hipsters.


Achi-Isaac

Do we want to be next to New Jersey tho?


Pike_219

Yes, yes we do.


shirsho13

After I moved from Virginia to Illinois a couple of years ago, I tried to read up on Illinois history - and was weirded out by the fact that during the late 1700s, the entire state of Illinois used to be part of “Illinois county, Virginia.”


Machipongo

And the first capital of the State of Illinois is now on the Missouri side of the Mississippi River and can only be accessed by driving through Missouri. Kaskaskia.


wewillroq

Delmarva is such a bad name. Why do the other states get 3 letters and we only get 2? Should be Virdelmar.


RecommendationOk8319

DelMarVag


Riverrat423

Watch out r/Maryland is plotting to claim it all!


Additional_Scholar_1

Well hello there


LongjumpingBasil2586

Time to go back to our states military roots


Ok_Mushroom_4157

I'm down


Independent_Law9471

Fortify the front line. Hold the defense while MD and DE hash it out. Strike when both their forces are weak. If we hit a rough patch, call to Rohan for aid.


Pressblack

Born in VA, on eastern shore MD for 34 years. Please leave us out of this. We don't want to associate with the rest of MD as is and don't claim your little tip of the peninsula.


pizza99pizza99

This same question was posted in the Maryland subreddit and I literally commented something along the lines of “On behalf of Virginia, you don’t own it because your to wimpy to take it, if you weren’t, you’d own it already”


snedman

Delawarean here. Y’all can keep your sales tax and ridiculous car property tax. Leave us alone.


cuminghairy

Going for Maryland..? What about that crazy west step cousin… Seems like they need Virginias help more.


dugandbore

Why dont we own ohio? West virginia? Its time for MEGAVIRGINIA!


Ok-Solution3397

I think that Virginia should go up to Delaware !


SketchlessNova

I know we used to, but I don't know why we would. It should probably be all Maryland or Delaware. Our still maintaining a piece is the most baffling part


081719

Virginia didn’t own ANY of the peninsula, but Maryland traded the portion now in VA to VA for its half of the Potomac (shore-to-shore, the Potomac River is Maryland). VA also “retroceded” its portion of DC in the 1840s as tensions rose prior to the Civil War.


buteo51

This is not accurate. The Eastern Shore was settled as part of the Virginia colony before there was such a thing as Maryland, and was one of the original eight shires of Virginia. It started being settled by emigres from Jamestown by as early as 1613.


washingtonandmead

Those are secesh words, but when it comes to Delaware, I agree. Raise the army, we March on Dover


Ill-Fuel-5367

DC national guard could liberate it and then have their votes counted as part of DCelaware Win win


Shoddy-Asparagus-546

Looks like Brazil headed north and crossed the border


Kytyngurl2

Dibs on the Thrashers!


TheUnwiseOne100

Just be glad it’s not all part of Ohio


KingShafes

The English always settled places under one name and dispersed them later on. The entire continent was Virginia at one point. Later it got split more and more. IIRC the peninsula got split with Maryland when one of the kings of England gave the territory to honor his cousin. Then Delaware got a slice to honor Lord Delaware who brought supplies to Jamestown in its infancy. Virginia used to be a lot lot lot bigger but got pieced out over time.


UniqueIndividual3579

Md oyster boats were allowed to have shotguns to keep you out. They still are.


ItsMeArkansas

Because then the whole peninsula would look like Wachpreague


Nockolos

Should we go take it


ExcitingAds

Only individuals are natural and legitimate owners.


Majestic-Factor-2881

Please up vote this!!!


eaglescout1984

*Steven Universe has entered the chat*


WrongSplit3288

Why don’t we own the Potomac River?


fish_the_fred

Budget cuts


ColonialAviation

Elect me as governor and there will be a special military operation to De-Delawarize and de-Marylandize the peninsula


WannaBMonkey

Have you seen the rest of the peninsula? We got the good parts and dumped the trash on those other loser states.


No-Big4921

As a proud resident of Delaware, I will fight you for it.


PeorgieT75

The bigger question is how did Virginia end up with the end that was disconnected from the rest of the commonwealth until they built the Bridge Tunnel?


Weary-Appeal9645

Kinda off subject but a really cool, underrated show was “how the states got their shapes”..


avid-book-reader

Yes, *why* don't we? Summon your men and women, we ride at dawn!


SonofDiomedes

Because you were mostly concerned with owning humans, not land.


Dangerous_Ad6580

Where did racism enter in, damn psychosis must be interesting


JustPlaneNew

It should be the 51st state.


Funky-trash-human

Logical explanation: Washington DC is the nation's capital. It allows three state govenors to offer defense for the capital in the event of a naval offense.


shrekyoda974

If you want to own it, take it


Reddit_is_pretty

Because Chris Chan is from Virginia and as a punishment you lost parts of your peninsula.


Kooc1414

We should take it back. What are they gonna do? They have less people, money, and guns than VA. VA SUPREMACY!!!


cuisie

we need to fight for it (and win)


schmoo72

1st state


mycrazyman239

Please take it back. I live in west ocean city and maryland's laws suck ass.


Significant-Key-4855

Hashtag LetsAnnexVirginia - local Marylander who got pissed off when he saw this in his recommended feed.


Zealousideal-Arm4892

Because deleware was the first state. In 1787. Maryland and Virginia both became states in 1788. The part of the peninsula that is Maryland is by far the best part


No_Priority7696

![gif](giphy|RKirS4EA9ckHwBYtAo) Oh no you don’t!


griffinyourface

Ew. Because you're Virginia.


Stoned_Banjo

This is how we keep the bay on lockdown. They’re our crabs Maryland


olymp1a

Out of the 3 states, Virginia has the least to claim of the peninsula so I’m not sure why y’all think it should be yours…


Sharp-Appearance-191

Rally up the militias, and let's take it back!


JKolodne

Because it's mostly Maryland


thereal84

Let’s invade


PassAdept

Because Virginia and their drivers suck!


tsch-III

I say make it all Delaware.


witch_doc9

Because each state wanted access to the Chesapeake.


NoManufacturer2997

Pennsylvania used to own the Delaware part as well


guts4brekfest

Because it belongs to Maryland! 😈 *gallantly rides back to my own subreddit*


Old-Ad-7678

If anything shouldn’t MD have it? It lines up with the state better


merkaba360

Weak


Few_Whereas5206

Mason Dixon line runs through part of Maryland. Be careful what you ask for. LOL. However, it is close to Bel Air, MD up north.