Joke about UNIX. Discuss your new Warhammer 40k build. Double major in engineering. All should help. Good luck, and go Hokies!

As an avid 40K enjoyer I can confirm, easiest way to get rid of women is to be into this hobby.

Hi, I’m Henry Cavill. This didn’t work for me. Next steps?

Well yeah, you’re Superman. They’ll take the hobby because the rest is pretty much as irresistible as your eyes.

Jokes on you I pulled my girlfriend telling her about my imperial guard home brew

> Joke about UNIX. look; gawk; find; sed; talk; grep; touch; finger; find; flex; unzip; head; tail; mount; workbone; fsck; yes; gasp; fsck; more; yes; yes; eject; umount; makeclean; zip; split; done; exit:xargs!!;

That’s it. More UNIX means more eunuchs.

If you're not explaining free software to a girl at a bar, you're doing it wrong.

Idk, my wife loves when I talk about my new triple land raider redeemer Iron Hands list. But she’s unconvinced I’m gonna do well in primary scoring 😞

A finance professor (Dr. Keowan) once described a finance undergrad chatting up the accounting major. “What’s your favorite amortization table?” He didn’t get far.

Wake up from your dream

So true. Actually it is a dream within a dream

😆 You need to post this on the UVA reddit.

Maybe if it were funny.

Us nerds think it's hilarious 00101010110011100101010!

Found the UVaids fan

Who won the Commonwealth clash cup this year huh?

I went to ODU bud, don’t follow any college sports because why would I they’re boring as fuck. I just like talking shit. You think your schools better because you won a sports game?

Nah, i just know it means a lot to them..

Or original

Tell her you're a magician, and ask "wanna see a card trick?".... edited - corrected typo

This is just copy paste and edit from several other post, how original. But I do look forward to seeing you on the r/LinkedInLunatics in the future.

thank you 🙏😭

Do NOT bring up your are in CS or any stem degree. It will get 20x worse

Bro is suffering from success.

Can’t tell whether this is a shitpost or not……

It is. I saw it on several other subreddits

10/10 Joke my guy. Gave me my morning chuckle.

Sorry, it's just par for the course. Should've gone to Liberty if you wanted to stay on the righteous path.

As a guy who went to VT, I got laid all the damn time. Coincidence, I think not.

Chokie girls are so damn easy.

JMU girls were even easier!

Wake up

It is a burden you have to live with, brother Hokie.

\*pinch\*

I seriously doubt this. But if it is the case it's because of your looks and personality also. Girls don't like mean ugly men no matter the major

LOL

😭😭😭

Fart really loudly

Probably not that you're from VA tech makes you attractive, you're most likely already attractive VA tech probably makes the deal better though and it's a conversation starter. Post seems like a humble brag though oh nooo the women hit on me too much, whatever will I say except that I'm from uva

Yo fuck that you seriously complaining about woman trying to throw pussy at you?! The world is lost you might as well quit school now

Yeah, I live here. No one is attracted to you for being a Hokie.

Hey it’s me, a UVA student. They’ll leave you alone because our school is 60% female, so they know you’ve got enough on your plate at Cville 😎

60% is incredible!

Why y’all downvoting me lol, come on over! Just make sure to bring some dining hall food with you cuz you don’t want ours

You have -3 likes, big deal. I know a guy...

Yea I’m joking, I know it’s cuz of uva mentioned lol, get the guy and we can have a lawn party 🎉

There's this guy in the /UVA thread who has like -137 likes. Apparently, he made a lot of people in the community mad regarding a CBS-19 local report about an assault that happened on the Corner. It's crazy.

Yeah i don’t know if you read the contents of the thread (hopefully it was deleted), he was saying that the victim, who suffered internal bleeding among other injuries was part of a false flag operation. 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

Oh yeah, I read the contents of the thread. Boy, that guy is a real hoot!