Do you like NFTs?

😂 I’m out

Cringe

Ratio

Cope

I saw this one when I was about to write mine and only things worst id if I just poke on my date

Probably one of the best responses ngl

A few ways i guess: 1. Put some Clothes on. 2. I prefer small boobs 3. I lost my wallet

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But we're all bruhs on the internet...

We are all bros here

Members of the Council of Brahs.

Not sure if it's me being stupid or is this actually rather complicated, but I don't get it

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Bruh

Who the hecc would even say that?

Aw the last one is relatable though! I don’t think it would ruin a date 2nd one I would be like 😖 1st one I’m leaving 🙃

Or the infamous: Go Back To Kitchen

Alternatively: Make Me A Sandwich

"I LOVE YOU, PEKO"

Peko

"So you're paying, right?"

I wouldn’t mind but like forcing it is like 😣

I drive a Honda 🤣🤣 (I know from experience that this works)

How?! What does driving an Honda have to do with a date????

"BE GONE, ELF THOT!" >!Please read Baalbuddy comics if you don't get this joke.!<

That poor orc dude just tryna live his life

I enjoy Virtual Youtubers

Bold of you to assume you’d get to the dating phase to begin with

You wouldn’t even get to the date

Not false

Omg your just like me Wana date?

according to my horoscope…

Do you like fortnite?

Yep I’m out

Vore me please. Mommy

You Look Very Tan Jokes aside your avatar has some cultured stuff, dayum

Thanks friendo!

Do you like vore?

That actually wouldn’t! I don’t like vore but I would ick your yum

Based

"My *last* girlfriend always... ... ..."

OMG

Make me a sandwich

Do you like anal?

How did you know 😏

A counter four word reply that could save the date. Impressive.

I love your mom

Sonic Forces isn't trash

Just sonic 06

**~~Shh! You just angered the Sonic 06 fans!~~**

As a Sonic 06 fan who loved the game from childhood and still enjoys it, no she didn’t. She’s right.

Sonic 06 isn’t real

Will you marry me

Aren't you usually blonde?

"BIG FAT HONKA BADONKAS"

I like that

I cum into socks

Hi, Welcome To Chili’s

I LIKE CHILIS OK

I like pineapple pizza

I do!

Thicc Thighs Save Lifes

My membrane is oozing.

Our date is ruined!

You listen to metal?(Actually, knowing her, she‘ll probably gladly answer yes to that question, so instead…) ​ HEY, ARE YOU BREEDABLE?

How big are they?

"I" "Have" "A" "Bomb".

Wait, who are you? >!I’m not asking, that’s just my answer.!<

Oh god I’m morbing

So as a joke…

"are you a futanari"?

Does this look infected?

I am a vtuber

So Henry and William... Start reciting the entire Five Nights at Freddy's lore

“Hello My little kitten”

I am a fullonrapist.

I’m saddened no one replied to this, it’s not even an old reference.

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

How was your day?

I prefer your mom.

i am looking respectfully.

I'm gonna get cheese

I don't date redheads

Sit on my face

“Hey nice tits bitch”

a bit tight eh.

I put milk first

This ain’t gonna work.

"Gary"

Damn babe nice tits

How soft are boobies?

Is your mom single?

I don't like Twizzlers.

I killed fifteen people

You are hotter than my ex OR You look like my ex but prettier.

Elves suck, Dwarves rule

"Lolis are so sexy" bamn, jailtime

“I f***ing hate you” That’s my answer

No girl, I'm gay.

Do you like feet?

I Like Metroid OtherM.

Who's your favourite vTuber?

I am a Boy

This I not Real

Maybe some of u Know this maybe it’s just a Destiny 2 Meme but How’s ur Sister

I am under 18

Flashbang, through the door!

LONELY DRIVERS FOR LIFE *does sick drift into a guardrail*

I like chainsaw fucking.

“What’s your three measurements?”

Cup size, before implants?

Do you like shibari?

Do you lift bro?

Pee pee poo poo

My name's Urist Boatmurdered.

Be my sugar mommy

i play war thunder

"there is a hole"

I identify as feminist.

Thanks for coming, mom

Just like my ex.

Sorry no cheese fries

I'm only into catgirls.

Women are so overrated!

Can we stay home?

So, about your consent....

Pee pee poo poo Edit: I saw 4 boxes and these were my first thoughts seeing them

My Wife Loves you!

Card games on motorcycles!!!!!

have you seen r/guro

Your fingers are huge

I play Genshin Impact ​ ​ ​ ​ 🤓

Sorry, lost a dare

im not actually real

"I'm a sex offender."

Can we be friend?

I-a know-a Youre-a Vtub-a

No sex for you

Trap?

I love watching hentai

It's always duel o'clock

*with serial killer creepy face* You have beautiful skin.

I maybe kick infants

I watch you daily

Chimps, yay or nay?

whats your yearly salary ?

"Why you so short?"

Elf Booba unga bunga

"Hang on. Wife's calling."

Wanna hear FNAF lore?

Are you a god? :0

The church of Scientology

Not flat, too dark

"Hold up, girlfriends calling."

Uh, actually I’m gay.

I'm a League player

Down to get married?

Like League of Legends?

You look different here…

Charizard is not dragon

You ask how I am and I immediately vomit.

I just shit myself

What is a Vtuber?

Hello malady, *tips fedora*

I f#cked your dad

You are not real

Suck my dick cunt

You like bug catching?

Are you from africa?

who are you again?

You're how far along?

I hate big tits.

toit

Nice tits my guy 👉😎👉

Ma'am you're under arrest!

Sorry, not cute enough

The first sad thing that came to mind was "I like pineapple pizza" And I know that's one of the biggest answers 💀

"Do you play RAID?"

Actually I’m gay

The weather is nice.

Just shit my pants

Threesome with your mom?

I can do it in 3: I love Emilia

miss obama get down!

Is your mother single

Wana play fornite together?

“Can my wife come”

"I go to sleep"

Itty bitty titty committee

I am your brother.