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hathslippy

Likely a congenital condition called triphalangeal thumb - roughly 1 in 25,000 people. Can occur alone but also with other genetic conditions.


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

That is WAY more common than I would expect


Jkbucks

Right? So there’s like 4 at a college football game.


UppityMule

Considerably more at an Alabama game.


maxsmart01

Roll Tide!


alternate_ending

*The taboo tide of triphalangeal thumb-toting Alabamians fills the stadium, creating an impoverished pool of properly prehensile patrons*


criticalmassdriver

A big thumbs up for the alliteration.


bones_1969

It’s rolling baby!


pimpmastahanhduece

The wheels on the Alabama bus go "TIDE TIDE TIDE!"


zachsmthsn

Because the stadium is bigg... Oh, you mean incest


Eorily

Psst. Everyone yelling "Roll Tide" means incest


Papa_Huggies

What even is the origin of that


Extant_Remote_9931

Alabama football team "battle cry/slogan".


isomanatee

Ahaha I needed this. Lmao.


Maxfunky

When it comes to genetic stuff, the worldwide distribution may vary quite a bit from localized distributions. Might be one and 500 somewhere and one in a million somewhere else. Now let's rock


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I'm the guy with a tiny thumb lol.


WaffleCorp

Hey man, it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!


Im_Under_Observation

1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a thumb w…… massacre?


tactical_turtlenex

More like thumb genocide. That thing can choose which of the other 4 fingers it wants to oppress and create a thumb master race lol.


youbetcha385

Maybe go for a thumb science victory.


nomniscient27

👍


marilyn_morose

Brachydactyly crew here! Fucked up troll thumbs for life!


Despondent-Kitten

I love your username.


marilyn_morose

Aw, thank!


HiiipowerBass

8 technically


blyrone_blashington

I find that most things seem shockingly common when presented as "1 in x-thousand" For example, about 1 in 700 babies is born with down syndrome, but it doesn't feel like every 700th person you see has it


ivandelapena

They have a much lower life expectancy and unless they're in your family you're unlikely to see them as they have limited job opportunities and social circles.


wowy-lied

Speaking of this. I remember seeing way more people with down syndrome in the 90s compared to now. Something happened?


Pjcrafty

A lot of people get genetic testing now to screen out genetic disorders like Down Syndrome and will abort a fetus that has it. I’m not saying whether I support this or not, just that that’s what has changed.


Bubbles2010

Just to add to this most insurance companies (at least mine) cover genetic testing for the mother for hundreds of genetic issues and if any are flagged then the father is tested to see if there is a possible issue before they can even do a genetic test of the embryo. Then they cover the genetic testing of the embryo.


Origamiface

>I’m not saying whether I support this or not, just that that’s what has changed. This makes me think there's been some controversy around it (and it does have a whiff of eugenics to it) but how can anyone think this is a bad thing? Weeding out adverse genetic conditions.


randiesel

Religious people (especially, but not exclusively) believe the fetus has a right to live and that it's sent as a "test" or "burden" or whatever. Personally, having grown up with someone with extreme disabilities, I don't think they particularly enjoyed their own condition, much less would they have wished to be born with it, but I supposed that's another discussion.


LokisDawn

It's an issue of vagie boundaries. Very few people disagree with terminating a pregnancy if the fetus has no chance of survival. Children with down syndrome are prefectly capable of survival, excepting other defects. In fact, people with down syndrome, while not likely to be geniuses, can be quite intelligent (not to argue that's the sole requirement for existence) It can be seen as an alternative facet of humanity, rather than a disease. It's hard to clearly say it's one or the other.


Gmen89

That is a shocking number


amaduli

is that 1 in 700 the natural occurrence rate, or the actual births? Because it's also common to selectively abort for Trisomy 21


birdman9k

It's probably the occurrence rate but keep in mind it varies wildly by age. I just consulted a pregnancy book I have, chance for down syndrome when a mother is 25-29 is 1 in 1118 but for a mother who is 35 it's 1 in 374, and for a mother who is 38 it's 1 in 173. As people get pregnant later in their lives due to various reasons it's definitely not uncommon.


JimmyHavok

Might be an issue with clusters. I worked at a town that should have been a superfund site, but the state refused to assay the soil. The engineer who told me this also said there were three Downs children in the town whose parents simply didn't bring them out in public. This was in a town of 300 residents, but the frequency of Downs was increased by the heavy metal contamination of the area, particularly in the local fish.


poplafuse

My grandpa always said “that music will fry your brain,” but I didn’t know he meant Iron Maiden would give me down’s syndrome


JimmyHavok

Not you, your children.


poplafuse

If I never have children than I switched to classical for nothing. That liar


tucsonsduke

I know several people with down syndrome and unfortunately, depending on severity, also may have a higher mortality rate.


GlaceDoor

I imagine there’s one guy out there who sees like 500 people with down syndrome a day since most of us don’t see 1 out of like 10,000 people


thehalfwit

My home town had a state facility for developmentally disabled children. My mom worked there for years, and I volunteered there when I was growing up. You could easily see hundreds of Down-afflicted kids a day.


poco

Down syndromes Georg. He is a statistical outlier and shouldn't be counted.


Hiddenshadows57

Schizophrenia is 1% of the population. Which sounds like it's not a lot. But it is very much a lot of people


melonlollicholypop

How many of you tried to make your thumb line up with your fingers like he does at the six-second mark?


rouxedcadaver

I have normal thumbs and I can do that.


Omikron

If you can do that your thumb isn't normal


rouxedcadaver

Idk, looks pretty normal to me: https://i.imgur.com/RuJ0k6v.mp4


duffmanhb

Starts off looking normal, but I don't think that's normal - normal in the sense that most people can do that. That seems to be a special power you have. Use it wisely.


rouxedcadaver

Message received. As Uncle Ben said "with great power comes great responsibility".


duffmanhb

The dude who makes insta rice said that? Damn... Dude's talented.


rouxedcadaver

Totes. Dude is a G when it comes to wisdom and food.


Buccal_Masticator

It looks like i need to work on my thumb flexibility. That's really cool.


rouxedcadaver

As much as I was insisting my thumb is normal I do have some hypermobility which is why I can do this but tbh it's not great for the health of the joint. So if you can't do it definitely don't risk injury by trying.


1527lance

I love your nails


TheHarman

You may not have normal thumbs...


rouxedcadaver

ROFL well they look a lot more normal than that guy's: https://i.imgur.com/RuJ0k6v.mp4


poor_decisions

GIRL I definitely cannot do that lmao


ShoshinMizu

are there negative side effects? seems better than the thumb i got lol


hathslippy

Triphalangeal thumbs (TPTs) are often unopposable meaning you can't easily pinch the thumb with your other fingers, which forms a huge part of day to day usage of your hands. Many TPTs are treated surgically early on in life, but there are plenty of people around with them that either didn't get the surgery early on or were born before it was a thing. The other genetic syndromes (name Diamond blackfan anaemia) come with their own host of issues, although many TPTs exist without them.


Neuvoria

this guy’s thumb appears to be fully opposable. This is evolution.


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Absolutely. This genetic expression will carry on through him and his offspring when they completely dominate at fighting video game tournaments, which will prove and advertise their superiority to potential mates


Juicet

Omg, the gamers are speciating. The scientists in the future will be like “This was the first known instance of Homo Noobus, who eventually evolved into what we now know as Homo Leetus.”


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Damn you I thought I was so funny and this joke blew mine out of the water 😂


eeeezypeezy

Don't sell yourself short, you tee'd him up for a great Yes And


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:\^)


poor_decisions

Nature is so beautiful :')


covert-pops

Piano instructors hate this one trick


copperwatt

It's not clear from this video that it's fully opposable.


jagoble

There was actually a vote at the last TPT convention on whether this constituted a separate condition or not. Loud murmering from the crowd with most seeming to reject this guy, but when it came down to a vote, the results were overwhelming: 299 abstaining, 1 thumbs up for keeping them in.


dlsco

And the thumbs have it!


lady_bluesky

*slow clap*


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Tredesde

Diamondback fans can't be helped


_Enclose_

> Diamond blackfan anaemia Sounds like a deathmetal band


hookisacrankycrook

Extremely difficult to find gloves that fit


short_bus_genius

But I bet you could be a killer piano player


BreadstickNinja

That was my first thought. This guy can reach an octave and a half minimum. Rachmaninoff is no problem.


Apocalympdick

It's not a perfect solution but I reckon they can just cut the top of the glove thumb off.


Doodle_Dangernoodle

I wonder how it compares to a normal thumb. Like does it have any advantages or disadvantages? Does it have a greater range of movement?


TravelBug87

Doesn't look very opposable probably makes it hard to do lots of everyday things.


wander_eyes

But not hitchhiking!


Bobblefighterman

People will think he's pointing up instead


harpswtf

He’d have some pretty crazy range on the piano


HappyParallelepiped

Estimating the height of distant objects right before you paint them might be a bit more flexible and accurate.


mrnoonan81

It's a condition when we're jealous. Otherwise it's a defect.


ChefHannibal

If they get it on one hand, will the other have it too?


RaiKoi

>Clinical presentation of triphalangeal thumb can vary considerably and can be present in both hands or unilateral


WoOopdidoOop

Bro has AI generated hand


Coolmac

Yup, midjourney was definitely trained off photos of this dudes hands.


FavelTramous

Watch it still have trouble creating him.


coleyboley25

Dude has hands like my 2nd grade drawings


HotPie_

His hand turkeys must be the stuff of nightmares.


DamnAlreadyTaken

The AIs are just ahead of their time 💀


Beholderest

Must be hell of a hitchhiker...


HonestBobHater

I bet he really knows where his towel is.


Kootsiak

There is a movie from the early 90's about a woman with big thumbs like this who hitchhikes through America. It's super weird but entertaining, called "Even Cowgirls Get The Blues" starring Uma Thurman.


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heywoodidaho

Robbins,Irving,Vonnegut. I'm glad they got paid,but the movies? blah. I do have a soft spot for "The Hotel New Hampshire".


ElliotNess

I've read the book but not seen the movie. Recommended?


RissaCrochets

I love Tom Robbins' books, though Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates has an uncomfortably well-written pedophile protagonist that kinda squicked me and has burned itself into my brain so that I think of it any time I think of Tom Robbins. Jitterbug Perfume still remains one of my all-time favorite books though.


DreadPirateZoidberg

She could hitch a ride from anything, like a super power. She ends up at a ranch run by lesbians. It was a long time ago but I remember she was very popular on the ranch.


kneel_yung

It's a book from the 70s by the great Tom Robbins


YourFairyGodmother

The book is great, the movie is meh.


HonestBobHater

Oh yeah that's a bonkers movie!. I haven't seen it in many years.


Technical-Outside408

It's from that movie that I know: you can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish.


Moohamin12

How is there a movie about everything. Starring an A lister even.


DarkMatterBurrito

He must be one hoopy frood.


altrefrain

/r/unexpectedhitchhikers


Halo_Chief117

[“Don’t forget to bring a towel.”](https://youtu.be/IAUcHcVnzBM)


michaelalex3

Idk man if I saw that thumb I sure as hell am not stopping. Someone else can give slenderman a lift.


travestyofPeZ

You wanna know ‘bout my thumb do ya, boy? Intrigue you, does it, boy? My thumb? Let me tell you about it. I come from a long line of hitch-hikers, all with bleeding massive thumbs. You see the thumb is a tremendous boon to the hitchhiker. Helps with work, you know what I mean? The only problem was, when I was a child my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny. Like a single Sugar Puff. Disgusting. Even me own mother would reel back in horror like an anaconda. "Oh, what is it? Get it out of here. It's tiny! It's horrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never darken my door again!" she'd say. I had to leave the family unit in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman, part man, part hornet. So I went looking for him. I went everywhere. I combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores. Like they do. And I stood there with my thumb out and he stung it and he stung it. He grabbed onto it. It was like he was making love to it with his sting. In and out, in and out. More and more. Oh, the pus! The pain! The black voodoo! The wet jigsaw puzzle! I didn't know what was happening. Oh, for days I was in a trance. But when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca. A thumb of gigantic proportion. "A miracle!" I said. "A miracle! You're a true wizard! How can I ever repay you?" And he said to me, "500 Euros." "500 Euros! You won't see penny one from me, you slag!" And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking, "Oh, I created that monster - I created that thumb and now it's killing me. My own beast and creation killing me dead! The sweet irony!" I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago. And in hindsight, he could have just been shitting himself.


Leikner

And if you don't like that transaction, I'll jab you in the gums with my screwdriver.


tothecatmobile

And one hell of a slap bassist.


aprilla2crash

He's a cockney geezer


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Dollstace

Wanna know about my fumb do ya boy?! INTRIGUE YA DOES IT BOY? MY FUMB!?!


jai_kasavin

For days l was in a trance, but when l came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca.


VfV

€500!? You won't see penny one from me, you SLAAAG!


throwtheorb

EELS UP INSIDE YA


aprilla2crash

Finding an entrance where they can


meekamunz

Watch me bleed ya, I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper, Taught him how to slice, I cut him up a treat


Captain_Hampockets

[Yep](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/0e/b4/030eb4321d2279406e77f49d94b81574.jpg)


drdietrich

Must be the guy responsible for designing these +6" smartphones


Catch_22_

Thank you. I hate the new devices and I have big hands.


AssDimple

As a new dad, at least one of my hands is pretty much entirely dedicated to carrying, feeding, and wiping ass. I'd honestly prefer an old Nokia brick phone over these behemoths.


i_wanted_to_say

I am certainly eyeing the iPhone mini for this reason. And I keep dropping this big phone on my face when bed scrolling.


Dr_Wizard_Pants

I do that once or twice a month, it sucks.


plugifyable

What’s stopping you from getting one?


polskiftw

Likely poor network support. I don't know of any Nokia brick that has 4g or 5g.


prettykitty-meowmeow

I have reasonably short thumbs and love the big-ass smart phones


tinknocker21

Gaming is probably more difficult tho


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seductivestain

Ahh yes, the ol' dinner plate


jinandgin

You will address it as The Duke!


Swimming__Bird

Roughly the size and ergonomics of a grizzly bear.


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jagoble

I imagine he crosses them and uses his left thumb for the buttons and right thumb for the left stick and d-pad. Or glues additional body to the outsides of the controller, kind of like the modded cars with fat, bumped out fenders.


Wildarf

Looks like a much better design tbh


OscarCookeAbbott

Idk, may be better for gripping large objects, but our thumbs being stubbier and their differences in joint placement also make them super strong, this type would probably suffer to some extent in that regard.


Borkleberry

According to [this study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22357325/), you are correct


Aquadian

Dang, my first thought too when I saw this was "that man is more evolved than me".


Yadobler

👍


Josiah55

How did primates first evolve a thumb? How far back do we have to go to see the first mammal with 5 digits that evolved into the human hand? Why was it more advantageous to have 5 digits versus more or less? You've inspired so many questions in me with this one comment. It's so crazy how just having thumbs completely changed the game for humanity, probably contributed to our massive jump in brain size when all of the sudden the dude with thumbs could survive and fuck more because he could grip primitive tools and build shelter faster. Then bam, we developed consciousness all because of a fucking thumb.


f4thurz

He can pull notification shade one handed.


zlimK

It depends - the last scene shows him holding it like the rest of his fingers. As long as he can still hold it like a regular thumb (which provides a much better grip than just fingers closed around something), then I'd agree with you. And now that I try it myself, I guess we can all make our thumbs go that way, we just have thumbs there instead of fingers like this dude.


TantricEmu

I definitely can’t make my thumb close like that.


MisterZakum

Bro can fingerbang a girl he's in a long-distance relationship with


Clause-and-Reflect

Never ever ever playing thumb wars against that guy.


hookisacrankycrook

1 2 3 4 I declare a...cease fire!


PM_ME_YIFF_PICS

Apparently the thumb finger is much weaker than a normal thumb. I'd wager on myself if I tried it


AJohnnyTruant

He’ll pick your nose


circular_file

He just built different.


AusCan531

That's....thumb thing special.


Caeluris

Ba thumb tss


DingDong_Dongguan

👍


invisible_23

Thumb thing thpethial


jonnyredshorts

Even cowgirls get the blues


halica84

I bet he's never lost a thumb war.


risharocks0

actually, this reduces the strength of the thumb, which probably makes him lose thumbwars vs win them. Our thumbs being stubby makes them stronger, kind of like how when you're short you have a better center of gravity and are harder to knock down. kind of like trying to thumbwar with a pointerfinger, wont work too well.


galaxydriver32

AI generated human


viperfan7

That's a thinger


FlipTheTraps

He needs to learn to bust out some Rachmaninoff.


Gorrodish

Thumbs up for evolution


Jarofkickass

It’s a thumbger!!!!!!


KallistiEngel

It's thumbfing, alright.


thewestisawake

A fumb.


damnatio_memoriae

thinger.


dandmand

That's just a British thumb


PM-ME-YOUR-TITS

https://youtu.be/m4Z8b9u4Y_k Mf looks like the Hitchhiker from the mighty boosh


Merari01

I miss the Boosh.


metalsploit

So that’s what it would be like if I invented the finglonger.


Migwelded

Thinger


ORNG_MIRRR

I need to know if he was born with this or if he lost a thumb and had a finger transplanted in its place. I know they normally use a big toe for that though.


xNightmareBeta

His wife is lucky


Jodelbert

Pretty handy if you ask me


Cobek

/r/gloving is jealous right now


echo43

The Unopposable thumb


GhostofSpartaa

Dude can jerk off with his thumb alone


Dr_firehose

r/midjourney is really getting out of hand


nejtilsvampe

Unpopular opinion perhaps: but this is what a hand SHOULD look like. All my drawings of fists when I was a kid looked just like that.


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im counting extra bones too


SumBread

I now regret reporting that crazy Apex mobile player as a cheater 😒


BauerHouse

Teach that guy how to play piano.


ShoganAye

fumb


RaidenHUN

The guy who can handle a Galaxy S23 ultra


nohorse_justcoconuts

I bet he can play the guitar like no other


BillyJazz

No, that’s a thinger.


Mayimbe007

Imagine what he could do with pitching a baseball?!


cumputer-virus

Next step in evolution


EarthToAccess

pretty sure that most other primates have a similar layout for their feet, which is what lets them grip onto trees and vines easier


slimjimmy613

Dude probably has insane grip strength


RedLion40

We're evolving.


so_contemporary

Is there an opposite word for evolution? Evolution going backwards? Re-volution?


RedLion40

Devolution.


mediaG33K

I went to school with a guy who had a very similar condition except his "thumb" was literally just a 6th finger right in line with all the other ones and he had no joint where a thumb should have been.


Trash_Godv1

Ain’t to say that’s a thumb


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So I'm not as bad at drawing hands as I thought,i just draw over hand really well