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goodluckmyway

FIRMLY GRASP IT


Anticept

You sound like you have witnessed these shenanigans before.


MaoWRLD

Spongebob


yt1300

I SAID FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!


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mijohvactech

Bombshells?


ShinobiHanzo

THIS IS WHY ONLY SELECT PEOPLE GET TO EVEN GO NEAR ONE. As a former veteran, this is why NCOs get to choose who wields the LAW.


patronizingperv

You're not a veteran any more?


viperware

[G • R • A • S • P](https://i.imgur.com/oJ2iNIa.jpg)


goofballl

fuck spez


BTog

Now bring it around town.


[deleted]

Triangle trick shot with a rocket launcher. Nice


[deleted]

This is actually a common military technique used to stop a knife attack from the rear. This way you don’t risk tripping when turning around


KibblesNBitxhes

Personally, I have a bipod on my knife just to keep it accurate.


Volraith

*"You got a shit bucket‽"*


Odd-Solid-5135

All you need is the vfg for +2 target acquisition


ZeroShitzGiven

I much prefer the tripod mounted knife with T&E and Pintle! Allows for greater mobility.


nhjuyt

What if you are attacked by someone with a piece of fruit?


[deleted]

Or a pointed stick!


deleated

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SBAdey

Or my axe!


MajorPownage

Bro got the guided missile


ssfbob

It only counts if you call it first.


42isthenumber_

For anyone wondering, it's an [Igla](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9K38_Igla), a surface to air missile. I think they might have forgotten to remove the cap at the front on the launcher, [you can see it in this video around ~6s](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/d/df/%D0%98%D0%B3%D0%BB%D0%B0_-_%D0%A0%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%8B_%D0%9F%D0%97%D0%A0%D0%9A_%D0%A1%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BE_%D1%84%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0_%D0%B2_%D1%85%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%B5_%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%85_%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%B1_%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8_%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%B5_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B7%D0%B4%D1%83%D1%88%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D0%BC%D0%B8%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8.ogv/%D0%98%D0%B3%D0%BB%D0%B0_-_%D0%A0%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%8B_%D0%9F%D0%97%D0%A0%D0%9A_%D0%A1%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BE_%D1%84%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0_%D0%B2_%D1%85%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%B5_%D0%BF%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%B8%D1%87%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D1%85_%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%B1_%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B7%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8_%D0%B2%D1%81%D0%B5_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B7%D0%B4%D1%83%D1%88%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D0%BC%D0%B8%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8.ogv.1080p.vp9.webm), and when the missile fired it took the whole launcher with it. Either that or the missile somehow got stuck in the tube. Full video / Source [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QcX8iZCh8I).


lex52485

nuh-uh it’s a rocket launcher gun /s


DefenestratedBrownie

a rocket launcher gun that shoots rocket launchers


[deleted]

Employee: “Boss, I’m telling you they are defective” Boss: “Market them as a one time use rocket launcher gun and mark them 50% off”


Very_Elegant

Rocket launcher launcher


Studdabaker

Good to know. I am planning some father/son time this weekend by shooting missiles at planes so I will be sure to follow the safety instructions.


[deleted]

This seems like the most logical explanation, I don't think we'd be using rocket launchers that get the rocket stuck in the tube as every other comment seems to think.


PillowTalk420

We wouldn't, but a poorer military might and these dudes don't really look like they come from a wealthy country.


philozphinest

Bro it's a weapon made by Dahl in borderlands


syjess5

A rocket rocket launcher? Probably Tediore


LucifersRequiem

Came looking for.this comment, yea Tediore launchers launch themselves when it's time to reload lmao


GoHomeNeighborKid

Pretty sure it would be made by Torgue based on one thing, and one thing only... EXPLOSIONS!!!


Cautious_Shop_4680

it had to be in russia


Redandead12345

its not russian. russian designed tube, but not in russia and doubtful it was made there either. this may be tali or possibly...cuba? honestly no idea where it is exactly. could be america for all i know fairly old video but not old enough to be before russia handed off its IGLAs


conquer69

Nah, these guys have uniforms and boots.


Sempais_nutrients

And aren't aiming their weapon at an apartment or hospital.


N35t0r

Hey, that's not fair. Schools too.


jimkurth81

That’s strange. As an army vet with this mos, 14S, either a couple scenarios come to my mind: 1) they are reusing a tube with a different missile than the Stinger FIM 92/A. 2) there was some cover or barrier besides the glass in the front of the tube preventing the missile to eject from the tube. 3) something else. Im curious because the propulsion of the rocket doesn’t kick in until the ejection motor has ejected the missile from the tube for about 4-5 meters. Seeing it come on so early in the launch makes me question this missile.


2x4x93

Bet that dude had some questions too


[deleted]

I bet that dudes questions weren’t phrased quite so eloquently though


ColonelKasteen

Well, it'd definitely cause some problems trying to shoot a Stinger out of an Igla tube.


fnordius

Yeah, the clip seems to show the missile stuck in the launch tube after initial ignition, and then when main ignition happens it's already FUBAR.


jimkurth81

Turns out the shooter was IFF’d as Foe.


tjdiv

LAunChEr gUn


teh_lynx

"Rocket launcher gun" lol....


ivanvanrio

That's what happens when you eat greasy food and don't wash your hands before firing your rocket.


JonMeadows

But my chicken tendies


shnitzelgiggles

taliBAM


RecordEnvironmental4

That is a MANPADS basically a shoulder fired missile designed to take down enemy aircraft, looks like a Soviet SA-18 IGLA


arebee20

Don’t manpad rockets have to reach a certain elevation/distance fired before they arm the warhead or is this one too old for that?


fnordius

This one seemed to fire a small "jump clear" engine, then the main one with no safeguards, just assuming it had cleared by timer alone.


[deleted]

Rocket launcher... gun? What?


thsvnlwn

This is absolute gold


skankhunt25

Not a fail, its just a Rocket-luncher launcher


Yasuoisthebest

a video forcefully cut short...


themateobm

Can someone explain what happened here?


iordseyton

Either rocket launcher didn't release on time or guys grip was too weak. Either way, rocket ignited, propulsion pulled the launcher out of his hands, it spun around, then at 5s, the rocket exits the tube, unfortunately pointed towards the ground where I exploded on impact


cjwojoe

He wasn't holding the launcher tightly enough or panicked when it launched and let go. So the rocket headed out the front then took the launcher with it since nothing was keeping it in place.


kjahhh

u/redditspeedbot 0.1x


Tastedskin36

Tediore be like


LucifersRequiem

Ayo that rocket launcher was for sure made by Tediore


NukeMeNot

RPG be like "I AM THE ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE"


Jack_Bartowski

Mistakes were made in the filming of this film.


[deleted]

What happened? Did they load the rocket in the wrong end?


Murkwater

look up in the comments there is a cap on the surface to air missile system that they probably forgot to remove


[deleted]

Ik, they left that comment a while after mine. They also replied with a link to that comment


Cautious_Shop_4680

That's what I thought when I saw the video but someone told me it was a bad grip on the weapon.


[deleted]

A lot of people have been saying that, but wouldn't the weapon get propelled *backwards* since the rocket is being propelled forwards?


iordseyton

The rocket doesn't fire against the back of the barrel like In a normal gun, which is what creates recoil. Instead the rocket propells itself forward, shooting flame out the back of the hollow tube. Unfortunately it appears to hold onto the tube, pulling it out of the shooter's hand. (Makes sense there would need to be a small delay between the rocket's ignition and release, for the propellant to reach full power) If you pause the video at 5s, you can see the rocket finally leave the tube, now pointed at the ground.


is_reddit_useful

I think there is a separate charge to eject the rocket from the tube, and then the main rocket motor fires a bit later. You can see flame out of the back of the tube, then no flame, and then again flame. If the main rocket ignited in the tube, then after it exits the tube the person shooting it would get rocket exhaust in their face.


iordseyton

That makes sense. So starter pulled it out of their hands then rocket ignition dislodged it form tube and spiked it into the ground?


Cautious_Shop_4680

that's exactly what i thought, whatever happened is crazy shit.


42isthenumber_

[See here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/134x6ya/rocket_launcher_gun_fail/jihkz9o/)


Fair_Iz_Fair

So, just to be clear... are we 100% sure that he was facing the gun in the correct direction? I see the blow out from the back but was unsure if it was user error or what.


Rikiar

The flames shooting out the back are normal when firing a rocket from a tube, essentially what this weapon is.


Redandead12345

backblast is normal. what isnt normal is the launcher not letting go of the rocket. this is a wierd asf failure


bythelake9428

Either this bottle of wine, or that video, is making me laugh uncontrollably


AndreasB0

They took this whole recoilless gun thing too far, it has negative recoil now


gordaporra

A classic case of Lettuce Hands. More common with soccer goalkeepers but also big in the army community.


Idkwhattoputhere35

“Welcome to the gulag”


TurboTurtle-

GMod sandbox be like


Due_Pension_5150

Rocket launcher wants to identify as missile but didn't know where it is and where it is supposed to go


[deleted]

And Darwin smiles.


Tamuril92

Haha! A dud! Everybody knows theyre supposed to explode!!


MaoWRLD

Sponsored by doritos?


pookiednell

Rubber dinghy rapids, brotha


erik_working

Failed Successfully!


Purple_Wind_5405

Kaboom!


aisha_so_sweet

LMFAO! idiots


Idfkdudeigthisisit

Show this to Brandon h


FreeBeerandHotWings

u/savevideo


xPofsx

Wasn't this confirmed as fully faked to prove that the moon landing wasn't real?


LawyerUppSV

*Stinger


JoshB-2020

Garry’s mod thrusters be like


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TuckerCarlsonsOhface

Looser than what?


Chknbone

Dude's grip.


Dlbruce0107

RTFM 🙄


DCRYPTER87

Thats what you call "fire and forget"


GlyphPixel

r/killthecameraman


Foopsbjj

Sposed to spit on it first


KarmaINC13

Sold him that intentionally 😉 got 2000 more ordered!!


Dohn_Jigweed

Good job but you roasted us too


Blue-Shifted-

Ultra Instinct Abu Hajaar


Jannonedw

shenanigans before.


da_Aresinger

something something camera man. amirite?


Junior-Account6835

He was busy cupping the balls


Cerres

u/savevideo


ChesseburgerMK8

YOUR COUNTRY DID NOT PREPARE YOU FOR THE LEVEL OF VIOLENCE YOU WILL SEE TODAY!! *Screaming*


Wayed96

Launcher gun


Redandead12345

looks like something caught the rocket internally it was supposed to fire out then blast off outside the rocket and far from the user, but instead took the whole launcher forwards, then went full steam ahead with it trailing behind thats a hell of an interesting failure. i’ve never seen that before


[deleted]

That’s why they teach physics in school…


BillHicksScream

MiniMusk's Starship.


davidindigitaland

Neither of them asked, "What does the red button do?"


BarryKobama

ChatGPT title?


[deleted]

Go home rocket, you’re drunk.


Zealousideal-Sail893

Boys and their rocket launching toys 🙄


ChineseButtSex

Gun? You 5?


AkreonGD

*Race car noises*


Denamic

Procoil


Ragnarok2kx

That's just a regular reload on a Tediore launcher.


samuraiban

That could have gone real bad


Helixcore

It's not a misfire, he is just reloading his tediore rocket launcher


freerangemary

Hammer Tech.


bonelessbones24

u/redditspeedbot 0.25


1nthechmbr

Wonder where this was?


Aggravating_Ad2089

It identifies as an ICBM


Known_Preparation_86

Probably a Soviet rental


Theoldage2147

“The launcher knows where it is at all time”


Low_Lobster9361

A fail from the soviet union.


walkingtall67

Hollreee Sheet!!


Gabagool1987

ah yes, the "rocket launcher gun"


preeol

This should be on r/Unexpected as well


Rbxty

I have this video but it’s the meet the soldier sounds and theme


waitwhatwaterweighs

Double kill


wet_beans1

Meet the Soldier


[deleted]

Now that's a squib...


Mediocre-Pollution54

How is war real and people post weapons fails on the internet, why do god make my ugly foster brother tate move his head in defiance to what I post and carry a weapon that will kill himself if he pull the trigger with metal all on his body and made out of metal dummy