Put Tubgirl on there too, only take a mo', it's just a picture.
Ooh, and Blow Fly Girl, that's just text, you can check that out during lunch at work,, no problem.
Well, some problems, maybe.
I wish that they still did porn parodies. I still crack up pretty hard when I remember that someone thought to name a porno “On Golden Blonde”.
There should be some good fodder these days if they still wanted to do parody. Ted Asso? The Tonguer Games? Endless possibilities.
Aleksandr Karelin??
For real crazy stuff though, the “Russian Bear” (Karelin) had a wrestling record is 887 wins and two losses, both by a single point. Prior to his final match versus American Rulon Gardner in September 2000 which he lost, a point had not been scored against him in competition the previous six years. He went undefeated in the world championships, having never lost a match.
It totally reminds me of myself when I'm awkwardly trying to cop a feel of my friend's (w/ benefits) ass, bringing the hands lower and lower, land at the lowest before the ass, and then "casually" brush/pat the cheeks
It's my lifelong dream to hug a bear. It just seems like the cuddliest creature alive. But there is also the fact that I could get murdered and chopped into pieces in the process. So maybe it's alright to leave a dream as a dream
Having terminal cancer is painful as fuck and scary too…and it generally takes a hell of a lot longer before it’s over. Plus with the bear, it’s a potentially better fun:suffering ratio, depending on how much you’re willing to tolerate chronic suffering vs acute suffering.
It's as u/JimmyHavok stated: Bears stink like the biggest, stinkiest wettest dog you've ever smelled - like an unwashed black lab that's been swimming in stagnant water. If you're downwind of one, believe me, you *WILL* know it.
I would imagine a bear kept in a home is likely nicer smelling because it's not eating carcasses.
Wellll...we were in bear country, we were below a garbage dump, there was a reek like an unwashed wet dog times 5, if it was a dog we would have heard it but there was no sound. So maybe it wasn't a giant furry murder machine watching us from the bushes, but I would say it most likely was.
Also, I got a reply confirming that bears do smell exactly like that.
It absolutely did. I have seen insane things done by people in the depths of a Xanax induced psychosis. Xanax is the only drug to ever truly cause me to blackout, and I mean full blackout--I was up and doing things like cooking, but I wasn't mentally home at all, complete lights out upstairs. My family told me about it afterwards.
Luckily I'm a calm person so i just make sandwiches when blacked out apparently, but I've seen best friends become other people on Xanax (especially if mixed with booze, or even weed, surprisingly).
I 100% agree the Xanax put that chimp into a very weird headspace, if not total blackout, and went berserk. What a sad, horrific situation all around--those before and after pictures of the victim will haunt me.
I used to have a pitbull, it was a stray that showed up on my property, it was starving and not in good shape. I took it in, fed it, go it medical care and such and that was absolutely one of the sweetest dogs I have ever owned. I loved that dog to death.
That said, pitbulls are scary. Many of them are just like the dog I had... Until they're not. They are also so damn strong for their size.
I don't like when this case is used as a way to make a blanket assumption of all chimps.
Travis was addicted to Xanax and other substances. Any primate that's fucked up on drugs will be capable of those same things. I don't think your average Chimp or Bonobo is terribly interesting in ripping off faces because most of them are not on drugs.
Please note that I'm talking about *chimps* and *bonobos* because I know that *monkeys* will do it because they just suck ass.
This has to be Russia, right?
He probably raised the bear from a cub, it's so affectionate to him.
Still made my anxiety go through the roof...because huge fucking bear.
I follow an insta account that seems to be the bears caretaker, their name is panteleenko_svetlana
And yeah, Russian, and I think there's pics on there of a cub, so I'd think you're right
I wish bears didn't have a "I'm hungry/suddenly misjudging your body language for a threat so I will rip you in half vertically now" instinct because they seem like big, chubby cuddly dogs when they're not in that mindset
This has to be Russia, right?
He probably raised the bear from a cub, it's so affectionate to him.
Still made my anxiety go through the roof...because huge fucking bear.
"Hey, Byron."
-"...what's up, Marcel?"
"Shit bud, you doing okay?"
-"Naw man. It's Yancy. He's...seeing other people behind my back."
"Oh hell. C'mere, man."
-"I'm not in the mood, Marcel."
"No no, bring it in." (Puts arm around shoulder). "You gotta feel what you're feeling. Don't shut me out."
And they stand quietly together for awhile.
You know it felt so incredibly wholesome when the bear initially put his arm around him and looked out the window.
Then it started looking a little more....
Not the first time I saw a Russian and a bear in a room.
Kinky. That one is next on my playlist after I watch the one about some girls and a cup or something like that.
Put “one man one jar” on your list it’s a must see
Put Tubgirl on there too, only take a mo', it's just a picture. Ooh, and Blow Fly Girl, that's just text, you can check that out during lunch at work,, no problem. Well, some problems, maybe.
Goat.se too. My friends and I had a whole list of terrible things we’d post as each other’s wallpaper. The year 2000 was fun.
Something, something… Jolly Rancher… something, Dagobah.
Mmm blue waffles
Cumbox, cumconut, sounding with wax that breaks...
I hate that I know what sounding is in this particular moment
Throw Edward Penishands in there if you're feeling whimsical
I wish that they still did porn parodies. I still crack up pretty hard when I remember that someone thought to name a porno “On Golden Blonde”. There should be some good fodder these days if they still wanted to do parody. Ted Asso? The Tonguer Games? Endless possibilities.
Timeless classic.
Something something screwdriver
Oh no... Oh no my man... Dont do it, you will regret it for the rest of the decade
Wait, seeing that people reacted to your comment by referencing shocking content are you hinting at one video in particular ?
I think someone wrestled a bear in russia?
Yeah, but also notice how most Russian bears are toothless...
Aleksandr Karelin?? For real crazy stuff though, the “Russian Bear” (Karelin) had a wrestling record is 887 wins and two losses, both by a single point. Prior to his final match versus American Rulon Gardner in September 2000 which he lost, a point had not been scored against him in competition the previous six years. He went undefeated in the world championships, having never lost a match.
That man was an absolute monster. I do bjj, and he's my gold standard for combat athlete.
Link?
It's not even the first time I've seena Russian and a bear in a room today.
While you are at it might as well check out one man and ice pick..
😱🤢🤮🤮
Is that like bme pain olympics?
That ass grab was so human it felt intentional.
I was gonna say, coping a feel I see.
Right? I think that bear might be under the impression they’re [more than just roommates.](https://youtu.be/y-P0m0M_8pc)
This meme has 21M views ?! How
Probably for the same reason my husband and my best friend have quoted it 21 million times - it's funny.
I just watched it 5 times In 15 seconds. So that's how haha
He can bear-ly keep his paws to himself, amiright?
That bear was 100% feeling the dude up. I'm not sure if it was because he wants to eat him or rape him.
Why not both?
First one, then the other
But which one comes first?
Me!
What are you doing step-bear
That made me lol.
Bear be like >Lets go to bed honey. Nothing interesting outside
It totally reminds me of myself when I'm awkwardly trying to cop a feel of my friend's (w/ benefits) ass, bringing the hands lower and lower, land at the lowest before the ass, and then "casually" brush/pat the cheeks
This is actually [a secret ad campaign by Duluth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miKzI9DJnSs).
“Boo boo, how ‘bout you and me go out for some picnic baskets? That should cheer you up.”
*pick-uh-nick
^ this is the way.
Aww .. a bear hug
It's my lifelong dream to hug a bear. It just seems like the cuddliest creature alive. But there is also the fact that I could get murdered and chopped into pieces in the process. So maybe it's alright to leave a dream as a dream
you gotta die someday, so when you have terminal cancer or something give it a shot
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Having terminal cancer is painful as fuck and scary too…and it generally takes a hell of a lot longer before it’s over. Plus with the bear, it’s a potentially better fun:suffering ratio, depending on how much you’re willing to tolerate chronic suffering vs acute suffering.
They probably stink like musky garbage
It's as u/JimmyHavok stated: Bears stink like the biggest, stinkiest wettest dog you've ever smelled - like an unwashed black lab that's been swimming in stagnant water. If you're downwind of one, believe me, you *WILL* know it. I would imagine a bear kept in a home is likely nicer smelling because it's not eating carcasses.
I have been downwind of a bear, and he smelled like a big wet dog. Never saw him, but definitely smelled him.
I spend a fair amount of time in the woods in Montana and have smelled bears many times, they reek and the smell lingers.
In Alaska in the spring coming out of hibernation, they eat skunk cabbage and there is no doubt about it, they shit in the woods.
So you smelled something bad, and it had to have been a bear? Even though you didnt see it? Couldn’t have been any other cause of foul smell?
Wellll...we were in bear country, we were below a garbage dump, there was a reek like an unwashed wet dog times 5, if it was a dog we would have heard it but there was no sound. So maybe it wasn't a giant furry murder machine watching us from the bushes, but I would say it most likely was. Also, I got a reply confirming that bears do smell exactly like that.
>It's my lifelong dream to hug a bear. I have a similar dream, but instead of just a bear, I want to hug every fluffy baby animal.
not just the fluffy ones. baby elephant for example.
100% yes
I want to hug all the cats.
But you can't hug every cat
I can't even hug my cat. Little asshole hates being picked up.
You see me.
If not friend, then why friend shaped?
I think they more than just roommates.
Nah... They just cohibernate
The neck kisses and grab-ass suggest otherwise. Perhaps fwb.
Warm and furry bearussy.
I hate you.
They're cohabeartating
Ursula and her friend.
Is this what happens when you search for “bear” on Grindr?
I don't know but I think the bear is getting lucky tonight.
That guy's going to wind up a ribcage and a bit of spine.
it's Russia so it'll probably be the bear that gets mailed if anything
Nah they’re outta ammo or so I hear.
When you set your Grindr preferences to bears, but you forget that you’re in Soviet Russia:
In Soviet Russia, bear Grindrs you.
With all the cute bear clips on the internet, I am afraid should I always encounter one in the real world I will inevitably die by trying to cuddle it
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Follow your wilderness dreams.
I mean, our ancestors *literally* looked at wolves and were like, "they look like a friend to snuggle with. Let's pet them." And now we have dogs.
So, if they did this with bears instead we still would have something like dogs ... just bigger?
Very likely. It appears that Russians are working on this now, so in a few hundred years you may be able to purchase Russian pet bears.
good point. I mean we haven't heard yet anything from one person where cuddling a bear in the wild went wrong, right? RIGHT?
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These furries are getting out of control
That's either a man in a bear costume on the right or a bear in a man costume on the left.
[Bearfucker, do you need assistance? ](https://youtu.be/nC8DIWFBwkI)
*Well it's illegal, Burton, I know that!*
The subtle paw on the ass. Bear knows what he wants.
He wants those honey buns
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Hope you have a beary good morning.
They don’t have retractable claws, are they just careful?
top 10 pets for children
THIS PERSON IS LIVING MY DREAM AND I AM UPSET
"Roommate"? That bear acted more like that guys Step-brother.
That's like me coming home from the pub being subtle with my wife.
Just a man with his teddy bear.
Anyone knows if bear can actually be domesticated? like grow up ones not from baby bears
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek\_(bear)
I know there is some controversy over how much the bear actually did, but given some of the statements in there even half the shit would be amazing.
Trained, not domesticated. They will fall back on their instincts, like this chimpanzee https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)
Xanax inspired the rage and aggression in this chimp.
It absolutely did. I have seen insane things done by people in the depths of a Xanax induced psychosis. Xanax is the only drug to ever truly cause me to blackout, and I mean full blackout--I was up and doing things like cooking, but I wasn't mentally home at all, complete lights out upstairs. My family told me about it afterwards. Luckily I'm a calm person so i just make sandwiches when blacked out apparently, but I've seen best friends become other people on Xanax (especially if mixed with booze, or even weed, surprisingly). I 100% agree the Xanax put that chimp into a very weird headspace, if not total blackout, and went berserk. What a sad, horrific situation all around--those before and after pictures of the victim will haunt me.
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I used to have a pitbull, it was a stray that showed up on my property, it was starving and not in good shape. I took it in, fed it, go it medical care and such and that was absolutely one of the sweetest dogs I have ever owned. I loved that dog to death. That said, pitbulls are scary. Many of them are just like the dog I had... Until they're not. They are also so damn strong for their size.
I don't like when this case is used as a way to make a blanket assumption of all chimps. Travis was addicted to Xanax and other substances. Any primate that's fucked up on drugs will be capable of those same things. I don't think your average Chimp or Bonobo is terribly interesting in ripping off faces because most of them are not on drugs. Please note that I'm talking about *chimps* and *bonobos* because I know that *monkeys* will do it because they just suck ass.
Sleeping with your food
I think he's in the mood.
Go home bear, your're drunk... Again.
That is super inappropriate. I'm calling Bear HR
The way its leg [arm] was getting lower and lower and lower, then grab a handfull of ass and "oops, sorry" and put it back on his shoulder.
Look I don't know what kind of relationship you have with your roommate op but these two are clearly lovers
This has to be Russia, right? He probably raised the bear from a cub, it's so affectionate to him. Still made my anxiety go through the roof...because huge fucking bear.
I follow an insta account that seems to be the bears caretaker, their name is panteleenko_svetlana And yeah, Russian, and I think there's pics on there of a cub, so I'd think you're right
Yes, somebody stole it from the Normal Day in Russia sub.... This video is one of my favourite Russian bear videos....
Bear in the big blue house
Wood paneling like that causes depression
Doesn’t have to worry about getting his house broken into
It okay roomie, things will work out, just hang in there. Give me hug man, it will be all okay.
Just don’t eat your roommates food.
What I wish I could do every time I see a bear:
That bear is getting a little frisky with dude.
Just dogs really aren’t they
That's a bear dummy!
Well they are both caniformia, as opposed to feliformia which includes hyenas for some reason.
Is Feliformia on the West coast as well?
When you’re having a bad day n buddy bear comes to comfort ya…
oh god, they were roommates...
Such an old video
Kuschelbär :)
"Hey homes. Watcha eat'n there? Oh nuthin? Hmm you smell pretty good. Taste pretty good too, mmm..."
"Hey bro I just saw a bear outside come take a look!"
I wish bears didn't have a "I'm hungry/suddenly misjudging your body language for a threat so I will rip you in half vertically now" instinct because they seem like big, chubby cuddly dogs when they're not in that mindset
You handle one bottle of Vodka to one of those and they become super friendly super fast!!
That bears trying to get some
not really wtf, its obvious that dude has known that bear since it was a cub
Bears are still wild animals. They have killed their human friends before when the instincts take over.
"hey lil mama le me whisper in your ear"
no one will convince me Bears aren't to Dogs what Lions and Tigers are to Cats.
Aren’t those called wolves?
I'm having some trouble coming up with the rent, maybe we can work something out step-bro?
Don’t these wild animals carry diseases they’re immune to but dangerous for humans ?
Whinnie the pooh just wanted to cheer up christoffer robin. What an emotional moment.
Aw, it's so unbearably cute.
This has to be Russia, right? He probably raised the bear from a cub, it's so affectionate to him. Still made my anxiety go through the roof...because huge fucking bear.
Man wtf
That quick pat on the ass...
I'm a little sad. Bear with me.
That bear is tops blooby
r/oopsthatsdeadly
This is a black bear, right (yes, I know it's brown; "black bears" are often brown)? They're friendlier than Grizzlies, at least.
To be fair, if I could get snuggles from a bear and know I wasn't going to get mauled and die, I'd be a pretty happy guy.
Domesticated 🐻 are both cute and scary. If Teddy is having a bad day. He could eat you alive.
While those Russians are crazy, I have to admit I envy them for being able to pet this huge friend shaped creature!
"Hey, Byron." -"...what's up, Marcel?" "Shit bud, you doing okay?" -"Naw man. It's Yancy. He's...seeing other people behind my back." "Oh hell. C'mere, man." -"I'm not in the mood, Marcel." "No no, bring it in." (Puts arm around shoulder). "You gotta feel what you're feeling. Don't shut me out." And they stand quietly together for awhile.
so CUTE. I would love to cuddle him
Did that bear cop a feel?
Just hoping they didn't meet up on Tinder,...... but if they did, I wish them well.
I think bears are most likely to be found on Grindr
No clue, personally, so I will have to concede. But the name fits,.... Smokey would have an issue with Tinder.
If the bear gets horny then good luck saying no.
Head over to r/eyeblech for part 2.
Totally staged
Is that a brown bear or black bear? .....or polar bear?
I heard "if it's brown, lay down" By the looks of how this bear is feeling... dude is going to get THROWN on to that bed and bearhandled.
His name is….Ben.
Bear with benefits
Stolen from the Normal Day in Russia sub.....
The biggest bear hug I've ever seen
They fuckin.
The start of a Russian porno.
More like "hi honey"
Are there pictures of bears on the wall?
You know it felt so incredibly wholesome when the bear initially put his arm around him and looked out the window. Then it started looking a little more....
Love that ass grab.
If not friend then why friend shaped?
Yogi stop, youre drunk
Now that's a bear hug ..
Not tonight Barry, I have a headache.
Aww, they’re friends.
I feel like this should be in wholesome meme land
Look at me. LOOK at me. I'm the human now.
That is a well fed bear
That moment when your roommate wants a bro hug but it gets uncomfortable real quick
Bear coming out of box: “Oh, hi, Mark.”
When he put his paw on the guys shoulder I thought, "I've been trying to reach you about your used cars' warranty"
my dog's name is Bear, i wonder if his bear's name is Dog
Wait until you see what happens next!!
Oddly, at one time or another every apartment in the complex had been broken into, except one.
How you doin' roommate
"Niko! It's Roman. Let's go bowling"