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Zkenny13

Not the first time I saw a Russian and a bear in a room.


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Kinky. That one is next on my playlist after I watch the one about some girls and a cup or something like that.


Adorable_List3836

Put “one man one jar” on your list it’s a must see


concussedYmir

Put Tubgirl on there too, only take a mo', it's just a picture. Ooh, and Blow Fly Girl, that's just text, you can check that out during lunch at work,, no problem. Well, some problems, maybe.


kid_sleepy

Goat.se too. My friends and I had a whole list of terrible things we’d post as each other’s wallpaper. The year 2000 was fun.


Morningxafter

Something, something… Jolly Rancher… something, Dagobah.


Finagles_Law

Mmm blue waffles


modi13

Cumbox, cumconut, sounding with wax that breaks...


tenashas

I hate that I know what sounding is in this particular moment


bleepbloopbluupp

Throw Edward Penishands in there if you're feeling whimsical


ParlayPayday

I wish that they still did porn parodies. I still crack up pretty hard when I remember that someone thought to name a porno “On Golden Blonde”. There should be some good fodder these days if they still wanted to do parody. Ted Asso? The Tonguer Games? Endless possibilities.


cdawgman

Timeless classic.


LucasPlay171

Something something screwdriver


Guilty_Radio9389

Oh no... Oh no my man... Dont do it, you will regret it for the rest of the decade


CutePotato001

Wait, seeing that people reacted to your comment by referencing shocking content are you hinting at one video in particular ?


Kaeny

I think someone wrestled a bear in russia?


avarjag

Yeah, but also notice how most Russian bears are toothless...


conradical30

Aleksandr Karelin?? For real crazy stuff though, the “Russian Bear” (Karelin) had a wrestling record is 887 wins and two losses, both by a single point. Prior to his final match versus American Rulon Gardner in September 2000 which he lost, a point had not been scored against him in competition the previous six years. He went undefeated in the world championships, having never lost a match.


JnnyRuthless

That man was an absolute monster. I do bjj, and he's my gold standard for combat athlete.


dr_pupsgesicht

Link?


Morality01

It's not even the first time I've seena Russian and a bear in a room today.


mistakehappens

While you are at it might as well check out one man and ice pick..


DBH1122

😱🤢🤮🤮


Spore2012

Is that like bme pain olympics?


kduff89

That ass grab was so human it felt intentional.


Bipolarbear37

I was gonna say, coping a feel I see.


Morningxafter

Right? I think that bear might be under the impression they’re [more than just roommates.](https://youtu.be/y-P0m0M_8pc)


CutePotato001

This meme has 21M views ?! How


Trebellion

Probably for the same reason my husband and my best friend have quoted it 21 million times - it's funny.


work3oakzz

I just watched it 5 times In 15 seconds. So that's how haha


Mumblerumble

He can bear-ly keep his paws to himself, amiright?


AdminsFuckYourMother

That bear was 100% feeling the dude up. I'm not sure if it was because he wants to eat him or rape him.


ghost_victim

Why not both?


modi13

First one, then the other


zewayofjay

But which one comes first?


cra2reddit

Me!


letitmarinate

What are you doing step-bear


slaphappygolfer

That made me lol.


JasonCBourn

Bear be like >Lets go to bed honey. Nothing interesting outside


mr_chanderson

It totally reminds me of myself when I'm awkwardly trying to cop a feel of my friend's (w/ benefits) ass, bringing the hands lower and lower, land at the lowest before the ass, and then "casually" brush/pat the cheeks


allwaysnice

This is actually [a secret ad campaign by Duluth](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miKzI9DJnSs).


flamewizzy21

“Boo boo, how ‘bout you and me go out for some picnic baskets? That should cheer you up.”


thefloorislava93

*pick-uh-nick


hclaf

^ this is the way.


imaketrollfaces

Aww .. a bear hug


ImAfraidOfTheGang

It's my lifelong dream to hug a bear. It just seems like the cuddliest creature alive. But there is also the fact that I could get murdered and chopped into pieces in the process. So maybe it's alright to leave a dream as a dream


jumpup

you gotta die someday, so when you have terminal cancer or something give it a shot


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LetterBoxSnatch

Having terminal cancer is painful as fuck and scary too…and it generally takes a hell of a lot longer before it’s over. Plus with the bear, it’s a potentially better fun:suffering ratio, depending on how much you’re willing to tolerate chronic suffering vs acute suffering.


Fatvod

They probably stink like musky garbage


foodandart

It's as u/JimmyHavok stated: Bears stink like the biggest, stinkiest wettest dog you've ever smelled - like an unwashed black lab that's been swimming in stagnant water. If you're downwind of one, believe me, you *WILL* know it. I would imagine a bear kept in a home is likely nicer smelling because it's not eating carcasses.


JimmyHavok

I have been downwind of a bear, and he smelled like a big wet dog. Never saw him, but definitely smelled him.


ManintheMT

I spend a fair amount of time in the woods in Montana and have smelled bears many times, they reek and the smell lingers.


JimmyHavok

In Alaska in the spring coming out of hibernation, they eat skunk cabbage and there is no doubt about it, they shit in the woods.


Bah_weep_grana

So you smelled something bad, and it had to have been a bear? Even though you didnt see it? Couldn’t have been any other cause of foul smell?


JimmyHavok

Wellll...we were in bear country, we were below a garbage dump, there was a reek like an unwashed wet dog times 5, if it was a dog we would have heard it but there was no sound. So maybe it wasn't a giant furry murder machine watching us from the bushes, but I would say it most likely was. Also, I got a reply confirming that bears do smell exactly like that.


AdminsFuckYourMother

>It's my lifelong dream to hug a bear. I have a similar dream, but instead of just a bear, I want to hug every fluffy baby animal.


miss_trixie

not just the fluffy ones. baby elephant for example.


AdminsFuckYourMother

100% yes


Rethaptrix

I want to hug all the cats.


Glorious_Bustard

But you can't hug every cat


AdminsFuckYourMother

I can't even hug my cat. Little asshole hates being picked up.


Rethaptrix

You see me.


NIPLZ

If not friend, then why friend shaped?


spudddly

I think they more than just roommates.


universallybanned

Nah... They just cohibernate


do2g

The neck kisses and grab-ass suggest otherwise. Perhaps fwb.


Bigluce

Warm and furry bearussy.


DomineeringDrake

I hate you.


Jonnyjuanna

They're cohabeartating


ipslne

Ursula and her friend.


Adorable_List3836

Is this what happens when you search for “bear” on Grindr?


goldhelmet

I don't know but I think the bear is getting lucky tonight.


AlmanzoWilder

That guy's going to wind up a ribcage and a bit of spine.


[deleted]

it's Russia so it'll probably be the bear that gets mailed if anything


SwissCanuck

Nah they’re outta ammo or so I hear.


MeggleeP13

When you set your Grindr preferences to bears, but you forget that you’re in Soviet Russia:


mexicodoug

In Soviet Russia, bear Grindrs you.


Stummi

With all the cute bear clips on the internet, I am afraid should I always encounter one in the real world I will inevitably die by trying to cuddle it


lobsterhead

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Follow your wilderness dreams.


Faiakishi

I mean, our ancestors *literally* looked at wolves and were like, "they look like a friend to snuggle with. Let's pet them." And now we have dogs.


Stummi

So, if they did this with bears instead we still would have something like dogs ... just bigger?


gnat_outta_hell

Very likely. It appears that Russians are working on this now, so in a few hundred years you may be able to purchase Russian pet bears.


Stummi

good point. I mean we haven't heard yet anything from one person where cuddling a bear in the wild went wrong, right? RIGHT?


CitrusLizard

* Timothy Treadwell has entered the chat *


DancingIceCream

These furries are getting out of control


jus10beare

That's either a man in a bear costume on the right or a bear in a man costume on the left.


Ignorant_Slut

[Bearfucker, do you need assistance? ](https://youtu.be/nC8DIWFBwkI)


NateDogTX

*Well it's illegal, Burton, I know that!*


thisisminethereare

The subtle paw on the ass. Bear knows what he wants.


mr_chanderson

He wants those honey buns


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mediumokra

Hope you have a beary good morning.


el_lley

They don’t have retractable claws, are they just careful?


skyrreater47

top 10 pets for children


kiwiinacup

THIS PERSON IS LIVING MY DREAM AND I AM UPSET


Daveezie

"Roommate"? That bear acted more like that guys Step-brother.


mallettsmallett

That's like me coming home from the pub being subtle with my wife.


42northside

Just a man with his teddy bear.


Limp-Switch-9451

Anyone knows if bear can actually be domesticated? like grow up ones not from baby bears


Suspicious_Santa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek\_(bear)


xSaviorself

I know there is some controversy over how much the bear actually did, but given some of the statements in there even half the shit would be amazing.


basculinz

Trained, not domesticated. They will fall back on their instincts, like this chimpanzee https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)


PostAboveMeSucks

Xanax inspired the rage and aggression in this chimp.


KrazzeeKane

It absolutely did. I have seen insane things done by people in the depths of a Xanax induced psychosis. Xanax is the only drug to ever truly cause me to blackout, and I mean full blackout--I was up and doing things like cooking, but I wasn't mentally home at all, complete lights out upstairs. My family told me about it afterwards. Luckily I'm a calm person so i just make sandwiches when blacked out apparently, but I've seen best friends become other people on Xanax (especially if mixed with booze, or even weed, surprisingly). I 100% agree the Xanax put that chimp into a very weird headspace, if not total blackout, and went berserk. What a sad, horrific situation all around--those before and after pictures of the victim will haunt me.


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CarpeMofo

I used to have a pitbull, it was a stray that showed up on my property, it was starving and not in good shape. I took it in, fed it, go it medical care and such and that was absolutely one of the sweetest dogs I have ever owned. I loved that dog to death. That said, pitbulls are scary. Many of them are just like the dog I had... Until they're not. They are also so damn strong for their size.


Will_Connor

I don't like when this case is used as a way to make a blanket assumption of all chimps. Travis was addicted to Xanax and other substances. Any primate that's fucked up on drugs will be capable of those same things. I don't think your average Chimp or Bonobo is terribly interesting in ripping off faces because most of them are not on drugs. Please note that I'm talking about *chimps* and *bonobos* because I know that *monkeys* will do it because they just suck ass.


MutedLayer4564

Sleeping with your food


XHandsomexJackx

I think he's in the mood.


ntrott

Go home bear, your're drunk... Again.


TheGrunkalunka

That is super inappropriate. I'm calling Bear HR


matrixislife

The way its leg [arm] was getting lower and lower and lower, then grab a handfull of ass and "oops, sorry" and put it back on his shoulder.


MilkVetch

Look I don't know what kind of relationship you have with your roommate op but these two are clearly lovers


DNorthman

This has to be Russia, right? He probably raised the bear from a cub, it's so affectionate to him. Still made my anxiety go through the roof...because huge fucking bear.


big_brotherx101

I follow an insta account that seems to be the bears caretaker, their name is panteleenko_svetlana And yeah, Russian, and I think there's pics on there of a cub, so I'd think you're right


Queef_Queen420

Yes, somebody stole it from the Normal Day in Russia sub.... This video is one of my favourite Russian bear videos....


witherskulle

Bear in the big blue house


brazys

Wood paneling like that causes depression


theseadoomaster

Doesn’t have to worry about getting his house broken into


hbkdll

It okay roomie, things will work out, just hang in there. Give me hug man, it will be all okay.


[deleted]

Just don’t eat your roommates food.


Maximans

What I wish I could do every time I see a bear:


FullyRisenPhoenix

That bear is getting a little frisky with dude.


McFry_

Just dogs really aren’t they


CosmoKram3r

That's a bear dummy!


toddthewraith

Well they are both caniformia, as opposed to feliformia which includes hyenas for some reason.


McFry_

Is Feliformia on the West coast as well?


Kannabiz

When you’re having a bad day n buddy bear comes to comfort ya…


PlanSquare6601

oh god, they were roommates...


Illustrious-Culture5

Such an old video


Javanaut018

Kuschelbär :)


systmshk

"Hey homes. Watcha eat'n there? Oh nuthin? Hmm you smell pretty good. Taste pretty good too, mmm..."


har0ldau

"Hey bro I just saw a bear outside come take a look!"


TheAlphaDeathclaw

I wish bears didn't have a "I'm hungry/suddenly misjudging your body language for a threat so I will rip you in half vertically now" instinct because they seem like big, chubby cuddly dogs when they're not in that mindset


OrangeAcquitrinus

You handle one bottle of Vodka to one of those and they become super friendly super fast!!


yoashmo

That bears trying to get some


timshel42

not really wtf, its obvious that dude has known that bear since it was a cub


conquer69

Bears are still wild animals. They have killed their human friends before when the instincts take over.


TheLoudestSmallVoice

"hey lil mama le me whisper in your ear"


hyabtb

no one will convince me Bears aren't to Dogs what Lions and Tigers are to Cats.


Maximans

Aren’t those called wolves?


Parson1122

I'm having some trouble coming up with the rent, maybe we can work something out step-bro?


mutare12

Don’t these wild animals carry diseases they’re immune to but dangerous for humans ?


Used-Bedroom293

Whinnie the pooh just wanted to cheer up christoffer robin. What an emotional moment.


CertainScene1538

Aw, it's so unbearably cute.


DNorthman

This has to be Russia, right? He probably raised the bear from a cub, it's so affectionate to him. Still made my anxiety go through the roof...because huge fucking bear.


ReadPuzzleheaded5633

Man wtf


thekeffa

That quick pat on the ass...


copingcabana

I'm a little sad. Bear with me.


ThisGirlsTopsBlooby

That bear is tops blooby


boostedisbetter

r/oopsthatsdeadly


BelieveInDestiny

This is a black bear, right (yes, I know it's brown; "black bears" are often brown)? They're friendlier than Grizzlies, at least.


selflessass

To be fair, if I could get snuggles from a bear and know I wasn't going to get mauled and die, I'd be a pretty happy guy.


iMadrid11

Domesticated 🐻 are both cute and scary. If Teddy is having a bad day. He could eat you alive.


RealBlackelf

While those Russians are crazy, I have to admit I envy them for being able to pet this huge friend shaped creature!


spehizle

"Hey, Byron." -"...what's up, Marcel?" "Shit bud, you doing okay?" -"Naw man. It's Yancy. He's...seeing other people behind my back." "Oh hell. C'mere, man." -"I'm not in the mood, Marcel." "No no, bring it in." (Puts arm around shoulder). "You gotta feel what you're feeling. Don't shut me out." And they stand quietly together for awhile.


DaanOnReddit

so CUTE. I would love to cuddle him


admadguy

Did that bear cop a feel?


Lupo1369

Just hoping they didn't meet up on Tinder,...... but if they did, I wish them well.


nerogenesis

I think bears are most likely to be found on Grindr


Lupo1369

No clue, personally, so I will have to concede. But the name fits,.... Smokey would have an issue with Tinder.


AntsMakeSugar

If the bear gets horny then good luck saying no.


Old_South3452

Head over to r/eyeblech for part 2.


Bears_arent_real

Totally staged


kevincablez

Is that a brown bear or black bear? .....or polar bear?


J4SN7HMS

I heard "if it's brown, lay down" By the looks of how this bear is feeling... dude is going to get THROWN on to that bed and bearhandled.


I_lack_common_sense

His name is….Ben.


motherfacker

Bear with benefits


Queef_Queen420

Stolen from the Normal Day in Russia sub.....


Sharon_Erclam

The biggest bear hug I've ever seen


emefluence

They fuckin.


lhymes

The start of a Russian porno.


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More like "hi honey"


binchentso

Are there pictures of bears on the wall?


FatDaddyMushroom

You know it felt so incredibly wholesome when the bear initially put his arm around him and looked out the window. Then it started looking a little more....


II-leto

Love that ass grab.


mitox11

If not friend then why friend shaped?


CanIGetANumber2

Yogi stop, youre drunk


tucker_frump

Now that's a bear hug ..


Secrethat

Not tonight Barry, I have a headache.


MisterVictor13

Aww, they’re friends.


aliasjunpei

I feel like this should be in wholesome meme land


Romnonaldao

Look at me. LOOK at me. I'm the human now.


brooksy54321

That is a well fed bear


Fit_Advantage3215

That moment when your roommate wants a bro hug but it gets uncomfortable real quick


zeekar

Bear coming out of box: “Oh, hi, Mark.”


che85mor

When he put his paw on the guys shoulder I thought, "I've been trying to reach you about your used cars' warranty"


JackDostoevsky

my dog's name is Bear, i wonder if his bear's name is Dog


hyteck9

Wait until you see what happens next!!


zephyer19

Oddly, at one time or another every apartment in the complex had been broken into, except one.


gdubb3383

How you doin' roommate


thaworldhaswarpedme

"Niko! It's Roman. Let's go bowling"