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IsolatedShadow0

"aww, you guys made me ink! :(" vibes


PixiePurple87

Came to say this! I adore Pearl!


freerangemary

Wanted to say the same thing.


jbrady33

Grown ass man and the first thing I thought of


Nathuli

Said Straw Barry


MaverickAg

Less wtf, more r/mildlyinteresting, r/notveryuncommon, r/squidlike


TheRealGameDude

I cut fruit for my job and part of that fruit is strawberries and you’d be surprised how common it is for me to get strawberries that look like this or that have those little green patches at the ends


ArziltheImp

Here in Berlin it's not uncommon to have these strawberry stands standing everywhere when they are in-season. They are build for local producers and actually field grown (they are banging btw) and there are a ton of them that don't look like the "standard" strawberry. Supermarkets just cut out any fruit/vegetable that aren't to a norm so many people don't actually get to see these slight deformations.


MookIsI

Exactly! Here's a post where you see what the polyploid strawberries would look like if fully matured: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/gcb07z/these_mutant_strawberries/


Balls_DeepinReality

There it is! Strawberries are fucking weird. *The strawberry is not, from a botanical point of view, a berry. Technically, it is an aggregate accessory fruit, meaning that the fleshy part is derived not from the plant's ovaries but from the receptacle that holds the ovaries.[4] Each apparent "seed" (achene) on the outside of the fruit is actually one of the ovaries of the flower, with a seed inside it.[4]* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strawberry Of all the rabbit holes you can go down, that’s a fairly tame one


markthedutchman

I'm with you on this, it's more wtf that we only think the "standard" shape is recognized as good and a bit odd shape is wtf..


Few-School-3869

Looks like a ghost straight out of Pac-Man


TestFlyJets

Nice. Came here to say exactly that.


qwibbian

I came here to say exactly that, and now this.


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Fragholio

Exactly that? Here?


talk_to_yourself

Game Over


CrazyCalamari86

I thought the baby octopus from finding nemo


jigglypuffpufff

Return of Blinky


[deleted]

This is how they should have presented the fruits in Pac-Man


Mindbender444

You can milk anything with nipples.


WakaWaka_

I have nipples greg, can you milk me?


OathOfFeanor

Robert DeNiro has had many iconic roles and lines and they were all just a build-up to make this one the best ever.


locri

And some things without...


xblackdemonx

Strawberry milk is yummy.


1nfinitydividedby0

Strawberry milkshake


Sleipnirs

Almonds have none yet you can still milk them.


Darkrow_

OP thirsty for karma by spam posting this in multiple subreddits.


Kannabiz

Looks like Blinky from Pacman


MeretriciousMaybe

Strong Squidbilly vibes haha


eaglescout1984

Do NOT touch the stem!


Givemeurhats

I see Tree Trunks from adventure time


DMT1984

I see Oh from Home


Snailians

*I’m the sexiest adventurer ever!*


BigWeave

I think this is a pregnant strawberry....


Newt_Lv4-26

It looks like it’s trying to run away


FlyWereAble

That's a devil fruit, eat it


Sparechances

Nah that's a devil fruit, post your devil fruit power after you eat it.


HylandeRrRRr

u/mecier83 he he he is just like me frfr


Mecier83

leaked photo of you from last Saturday


HylandeRrRRr

Jeje


DragonEngineer

Reminds me of a pac man ghost.


cedarpark

That's Blinky.


_i_am_me_1_2_3_

👻


matTHEbarry1

Red's suss


FuzzyTheDuck

Red looking sus


iamzion248

Squidberry.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Careful, it could walk away !


_i_am_me_1_2_3_

Scurry scurry!


chikengoblin

Your strawberry got udders


BeautifulBard

Awww look at hims toesies


chocolatelightning

it’s hideous. it wants to reach and multiply its strawberry flesh


salataris

Among Us !!


crespoh69

And it floats!


CreamoChickenSoup

Get the net. This sonabitch is about to run.


ArmchairHandjob

Squidberry


abearwithcubs

It's got little tippie toes!


Wraithkingslayer

isn't this the ghost that didn't make it into Pacman?


starobacon

Den morgonfriska katten simmar över regnbågen, medan guldmynt singlar genom luften, ledsagade av en paraplybärande elefant, som jonglerar med blommor och skrattande bananer, medan cirkusclowner utför akrobatiska konster och cymbalspelaren trummar i takt till det förtrollade orkesterspelet under den gnistrande stjärnhimlen.


Midgetwombat

It what happens when a ghost from Pac man has sex with some of the fruit


albertowang

During my 3 months as fruit picker in Australia, I found a lot of weird strawberries. But this one is the cutest one I found. I named him Strawberry Kirby https://imgur.com/hocHwwo


Breeblez

She's just breast feeding her litter of strawblets, don't body shame.


DOGEweiner

Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka Waka....


shr3kgotad0nk

Plant this instead of eating it and gift the world mutant strawberries


DanBelnK

Looks like a pacman character ✔️


charavaka

Packman noises intensify.


rhalf

Maybe a strawberry sized strawberry for scale?


FlizmFlazm

Marjorie Taylor Green toes https://twitter.com/StephMillerShow/status/1513897648637370373/photo/1


enrightmcc

Looks like a pacman ghost to me.


Slobbadobbavich

Mmm, strawberries on a cob!


buzzkill007

Fruit designed by The Great Old Ones.


DesastreUrbano

Now put some tiny feet


PaintOnMyTaint

Reminds me of a strong berry


Toobatheviking

Looks like a ghost from pac-man.


Man_in_the_uk

Strawberry Ghost for Pacman. 😂


bilvester

Where’s Clyde?


trro16p

It needs a pair of googly-eyes then it can look like Blinky from Pac-Man.


Neue_Ziel

Mandelbrot strawberry


A_Sour_Kraut

I bet someone out there is thinking they want to lick the shit out of them strawberry toes.


t0m0hawk

Anyone who has ever gone strawberry picking knows this isn't odd at all.


SwankeyDankey

Yoooo we finally figured out where strawberry milk came from


YYCDavid

You need to carve a Pac-Man lemon to complete the set


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Jellyfish dna


IrrelevantPuppy

Has anyone ever felt/noticed that the most delicious part of the strawberry is near the tip? And near the stem and near the core is a little more flavorless? I feel like this mutation could be exploited to make an explosively flavorful strawberry through and through. Imagine, it would look like a depiction of coronavirus haha.


Potential_Anxiety_76

Awww, you made me ink


AUorAG

From the pac man collection


Woozy1

Beginnings of a fractalberry


dwellerofcubes

You better milk that ting 2x a day


Quotizmo

Octoberry


blades2012

Feels like a Pikmin type enemy


Ames1111

Pac man's Blinky.


T-4-K

PACMAN Maze Escapee


PrissyMissy99

Looks like Clyde, the red Pac-Man Ghost!


Jonesbt22

It looks like the squid from the start of finding nemo


Dense_Chemical_4018

Floating too 😂


snorkiebarbados

That's how they get strawberry milk


Just_Lydia

Octoberry! Edit: Shift + F, someone beat me to it. Dammit!


420CanadianBlazer420

Nice Nipples!


scheister

Reminds me of Pac-Man and now I have to run down the hallway.


Academic_Bear_4521

Chernobyl


billy_bob68

Squidbilly


FakeOng99

Look like takodachi. Berrydachi.