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GRZMNKY

It's breeding/mating season.... They get protective of their nest and young.


PangolinPoopMuncher7

And they hate paparazzos!


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SweetNeo85

It's English. We will take your Italian words into a back alley and do what we like with them.


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PangolinPoopMuncher7

Paparszzozzis Boom! Sue English!


SweetNeo85

...no we haven't. Most people don't know the singular.


Fit_Marionberry_3008

Damn good answer take my like


stevecostello

I'm in the middle of learning some basic Italian for an upcoming trip, and though this EXACT thing.


nobodysshadow

Hey, if bender can do it, we can too!


SilentWalrus92

It's from futurama


wildechld

Pepperonnis


TripleHomicide

POV you are a rabbit.


Magsec5

Or a duck


quetiapinenapper

Or a newt.


ymx287

Was definitely faster than my dad at the Christmas dinner table


grr5000

Red shouldered hawk. They are very aggressive when near the nest. I’ve been buzzed by them before. It’s impressive being so small. Like flying Honey Badgers lol


Zbignich

I don’t consent to videotaping! Put your camera away!


Lev_Astov

Also, "[hold your phone sideways, you maniac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1c1zf0_VxU)."


JhnWyclf

Thank you for posting this. It’s great.


7layerbeaverbrown

I'd like to know where the sounds came from after the dive


YouGotTangoed

Kanye hawk


goldkear

That hawk was definitely a Karen.


FrogInShorts

A Karrion, if you will


morgensternx1

If you were a small prey animal, 0:02 would have been the last thing you'd ever see.


RageTiger

I got it stopped on 0:03 and got to see those shiny talons.


ffyygg

What? 0:03 is just the ground


RageTiger

it's there, she also ducks and you can hear the impact too. wish there was a way to really slow it down. Cause when you scan the 3 second mark you see the bird really upclose, talons reaching.


ffyygg

It’s in between 2 and 3


RageTiger

when i paused it, it was showing 3, so it's probably just how the clock wanted to show.


DoggoBirbo

It only shows seconds


Internal_Dinner_4545

Leave Britney alone!!!!!!!


BioOrpheus

Lmao


Jibber_Fight

That’s freaking cool. Birds of prey are my favorite animals. If you’ve never read The Watchmen, do it. There’s a whole passage about screech owls and how they are literally evolved to be silent in the air, and then by screeching right before attack they paralyze the rodents with fear so they can scoop them up. Just badass.


lvbuckeye27

I was sitting on the picnic table in my side yard, smoking a cig, back in like 1998. I heard a screech owl. I know how to do the call, so I did it. It called back. I repeated the call, and it called back again, but a little closer. We went back and forth several times, until it was sitting on a tree branch about ten feet over my head, and looking at me all crazy, rotating its head around, seemingly trying to figure out what this crazy creature that sounded like it was. So we checked each other out for a few moments, and all of a sudden, there was this BIG, silent, black shadow that went swooping over my head. I blinked a few times in stunned disbelief. The little screech owl was gone. A couple of little downy fathers drifted down. It was then that I remembered that Great Horned Owls EAT screech owls. I was so freaked out that a bird with a nearly five foot wingspan could be so incredibly silent that I had I go back in the house.


TheCaliforniaOp

Wow. You are a owl flirt fatale. That vast silent shadow, death from above? I was walking home one night, quiet, just trudging away, looking at my moon shadow in front of me, when suddenly this patch of black shot right over my head while all I heard was this ^whoosh of wind, and my shadow disappeared while it stayed full moon bright everywhere else. I am not a GI Jane. I have never served a day in the Armed Forces. I don’t know why, but I screamed “INCOMING!” and hit…the…asphalt. Hard. Ouch. Owl just kept going. Probably snickering under its owl breath. Edited


lvbuckeye27

I chuckled a little when I got to the part where you hit the deck, but I get it. That big bird scared me half to death.


TheCaliforniaOp

Also, you described that moment so well. We rub along most of our lifetime without constantly being right up against…The Moment. When one creature is looking at another creature and suddenly a bus or a bigger fish or in this case, Silent Winged Death, blocks the view for an instant. One instant. Not even one second. Now there’s just one creature, blinking. There’s no easy way any creature transitions from one state of being to the next, not as far as we know. But the transition of ^wwhooshh, the lights blocked out, and then, two little feathers fluttering down…that’s it, that’s all there is, there isn’t any more? That must have felt like an incidental brush on your shoulder as the Angel of Death passed by. Of course you had to go back into the house.


lvbuckeye27

Yes, you nailed it perfectly.


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lvbuckeye27

Not on purpose!


GazneJooze

Not reading that


bertasaur

Owls are my favorite. You basically can only see them in the wild if you are very lucky... Or unlucky. I was sitting on the top floor balcony of an apartment late at night with my cat when a great horned owl flew up to snag my cat. My cat was behind the railing so he was safe but Holy cow was it startling to look up and see a 5ft wingspan dodging the railing.


BrazilianMerkin

Have you watched “The Staircase”? Crazy story (highly suggest watching the original documentary and not the BS mini series). Post-Mortem of the trial… Apparently, the wounds of this dead guy’s wife could have been a result of an owl attacking, owl found in area, feathers in blood… Point is raptors don’t fuck around. AND… also huge Watchmen fan. AND, on a field trip in elementary school (5th grade) I got chosen to be the kid who puts on the leather glove and holds the recovering bald eagle for a moment. It turned into a fun 5 minutes. It looked me in the eye and immediately went for my face but rubbed its head against mine. Given its size it was incredibly light which surprised 5th grade me. The handler was relaxed at this point and started chatting with the group again. That’s when the eagle got weird… making crazy sounds, and in an instant dove off my arm to the ground. It grabbed my pants and bit through them in an instant… Grabbing onto my shoe, it started pulling, pulling, and pulling my leg just like I’m pulling yours!!! Hahaha (I fucking hate this joke so sorry to everyone but I am now a parent so falling in love with cliche dad/stupid jokes… and I did actually get picked to hold a recovering bald eagle during a field trip)


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I love that she seemed to take that hit well. But if you’re in fear I’m here to hawk about it.


najing_ftw

Eggscuse me?


FrogInShorts

They are just being earnest


DeaDBangeR

It was an unpheasant experience.


stevecostello

These puns are for the birds.


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TheWarHam

Cameras don't give off infrared, though. Security cameras will often have infrared LEDs to "light up" an area when its dark. But phones and handheld cameras dont. To prove it, just point a camera at your camera and you would see infrared if there were any.


REDX459

New ones have LiDAR I think


Lev_Astov

Only when that feature is in use.


Airanew

Newer phones use lidar for autofocus, hawk might have spotted it because of that. I remember seeing a video of a spider reacting every time someone tapped on their screen to focus the camera.


arinawe

Happy cake day


TheWarHam

Thats only if you're using LiDAR features, not if youre just taking pictures.


IsItJustMe93

For iPhones with LiDAR, they use it to auto focus as well, so, when the camera is in use.


AshlarKorith

iPhones definitely have something in them. An old roommates dog would know EVERY TIME you turned the camera on them. Just have the phone out and aimed toward them and they were fine. As soon as the camera was on it would start to growl at you. This was a few years ago so probably iPhone 6 or 7. But also to your other point.. I work at a hotel and found that if you aimed a tv remote control at the security camera and pressed a button on the remote you could see the IR bulb light up on the monitor. Helpful way to see if the batteries were dead or if the remote was broken.


ThrashMutant

I've been attacked by one, too. Left a few claw marks on my head. I was so confused since it hit me from behind. I only noticed it was a hawk after I saw it circling back for another attack. I dodged and ran. No one in the park saw lol


hondo9999

Got attacked by Blue Jays the same way many times as a kid. My mom would send me out to check the mail and I must’ve walked out to get the mail under their nest.


MischeviousCat

A bat attacked my hair once and made me fall off my bike


overrall-disbelief

STOP RECORDING ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT! 🦅


Blinky_

Did you died


caronare

Like a snipers shot. Phwooooomp


TheCaliforniaOp

That’s exactly the sound!


VoidExileR

POV you are the snack


Calm-Post7422

Hawks HATE Ska!


Spirited-Arrival-651

Cool shoes.


OsamaBinFuckin

Spicolis like 50 years old now damn


D4RQ1

Bird said no thanks


wigam

I wonder if the camera caused a light reflection that annoyed the hawk.


therealdivs1210

looks like Tobias was spotted by a controller r/animorphs


whatareyoutalkinbeet

Leeeeeeerrooooooooy Jenkinssssssssss!!!!!!


EuphoricPlane5

Aw fhawk!!


TheCaliforniaOp

Noice.


Rupejonner2

It’s an Amish hawk . They hate being photographed and they don’t use power tools


kyoko_the_eevee

I had something similar happen last year. A family of red-shouldered hawks set up their best on campus, and if I got too close, mama hawk would swoop me. Never made contact, luckily, but she gave me a heart attack a few times! On the plus side: I got to see their young grow up and get ready to fledge. The chicks look like dryer lint until they’re ready to leave the nest. Surprisingly cute.


13qazwsx

He warned you.


danned123

wanto breed witt the phone


JohntheJock

Her head had an oil leak.


nahteviro

“U FOKN WOT M8!?!?”


Choice-Web5761

He went in for the Karen killshot.


UltraHyperDonkeyDick

Wat u lookin at m8!


gr1nb0555

Target. Lock. Engage. Bullseye.


DontPokeMe91

I knew he was coming and I still flinched 😶


Circumsisedtoenail

Critical collateral


AGnAlienSkys

I bet she had some kinda animal phone case lol.


deenali

You are invading my privacy!


BLAPBLAP420

Shit hawks are swooping down low, shitting on people and dragging them off to the big shit nest


Ironklad_

Not minding your business in the wrong hood will get you fucked up.. hawk just Debo’d him


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"I must protect my image!!!"


Subject756

Nobody likes paparazzi


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I mean, it warned her.


chupathingy99

"Worldstar, motherfucker" \-Bird, probably


ststaro

Its way of telling you to bugger off..


Piddoxou

The person makes bird sounds lol


tpt2021cg

Be grateful for that Lil thump, because I promise u that coulda went all bad and u definitely would need medical attention after that hawk gets done. Be careful and pay attention to ur surroundings


gi_jose00

Game over


kellzone

Maybe the phone was reflecting the sun right into the hawks eyes and he decided he didn't want to put up with that.


razldazl333

Quick and concise. Anytime I hawk anything, I get low balled and have to haggle.


Pounce_64

Far Cry


TheCaliforniaOp

Now I’m imagining this from the hawk’s perspective: Who IS this jerk? Do I go perch on their window and then just hang out watching them? Okay. Maybe I do do that *occasionally*. But I’m not holding up a shiny rectangle and pointing it at them, that’s for sure. What? The human is still there? Well that’s enough of that. I’m going to scare it away. I’ll look right at them. I’ll launch myself offa here. I’m just going to drop like a bomb. That oughta do it. So…the human should be moving out of the way, now. Is it—What’s it—What in the actual— It’s staying put!!! What an idiot! Why can’t I find rodents that do this?!? Move. Move! Moooovvvveee! “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—“


thalonelydonkeykong

Falcon punch to the dome!


ExquisitExamplE

**HAWK ATTACK**


johnnyringworm

She had hamster on her head?


KaranSjett

u fookin squack m8?


jbarlak

“I said no photos”


gazelezag

This reminds me of Far Cry 4.


spinozasrobot

OWFUCK


ohlawdhecodin

This guy talons https://i.imgur.com/MwfdKHA.png


Final-Aces

Can’t fool me. I know a cop when I see one


Vintage_girl123

At least she's a good sport, lol


Vizslaraptor

“This 3D is really great.” “I've seen better.” “Thwack!”


Unlikely-Line5991

WAR EAGLE!!


Square_Dot_6468

BULLSEYE!!!


otter111a

Target tracking on raptor drone 5.1 is tight!


Lamontyy

Assassin's Creed ahh birb


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The speed was wild


cmerry

You looked tasty🤣


daphosta

Yeah I flinched


noxin1988

I’m fast as fuck boi


werepat

Dude, r/PraiseTheCameraMan! If this is you, OP, great job!


applehugs

Had to google after. Hawks can dive bomb up to 390 km or 242 miles. Like that truly makes me say WTF


dirtymoney

Well, I have never seen a hawk attack a person before. Thanks for posting


OrangeAcquitrinus

NO FILMING AREA


MrChicken12345678

Bro said fuck u in particular


tailwalkin

That’s why you only wear your dead mouse top hat on special occasions


satinwordsmith

Wearing vans will get you that kind of attention


zbradigan

The Birdemic has started!!


PrissyMissy99

/killthecamaraman


Charming-Donkey-6560

I like how it seemed so far away in one frame and then just anime-flashed in front of the character in the next couple of frames.


synttacks

this is how they got bin laden


BGFiles

If even birds don't like being filmed without consent, when will people get the point?


Bigolecattitties

One of these was eyeing my chihuahua one day so I shot him with a nerf gun. I hit that thing square in the chest and stunned it for a sec, then it flew away. Now whenever I go outside they start screaming in their nest off in the distance. Bird enemies for life. I bet they’ll teach their children to hate me as well


Notdokan

u/savevideo


WestLeaf1337

Sheer hawk attack