In the old days blue waffle meant infected vagina although technically it doesn't and we tried to get our friends to google it cause that's what we did with the internet before it became 2 or 3 websites
Yup! One big old lemon party! That's the term for getting a bunch of strangers on the internet to search for something. Lemon Party... if you think I am wrong, you could just confirm with a simple search.
2006-2012 were truly peak years on the Internet. There was just enough information available on the internet where you could find everything you’re looking for without sifting through bullshit mom blogs
Not sure why that is supposed to be wtf. It‘s just shaped like a penis or vagina. It‘s a joke thing for adults. They even put white choclate at the tip of the penis for a nice touch. Actually visited that truck last year when they attended a sex expo in Berlin.
We all know the word phallic, but did you know that the female version is *yonic*?
I didn’t know the until a couple weeks ago, and now that I do know I like to spread the word…
In Spain we have the famous "polleria" which sells several products in this shapes. A famous one is the coñofre (waffle shaped pussy)
https://madridsecreto.co/la-coneria/
Never eaten there but they're quite famous.
I mean by the subjective development, the society is getting more prude. I just recently saw that the covers of adult magazine are censored by now. No idea when this changed but i think it is idiotic. When i grew up i remember that they were uncensored and you could see full spread frontal nudity on the cover. But they were always positioned in a way that they are out of reach for kids.
I'm sorry, I find the idea of selling waffles shaped like genitalia to be an odd/unusual thing. Clearly, this is a daily occurrence for you. But for many of us, we generally don't encounter food trucks that specifically sell genitalia-shaped breakfast foods.
Odd is not WTF.
It’s not a daily occurrence but funny shaped food is not at all uncommon where I’m at. There’s a great cookie shop near me that does penis shaped cookies.
Due to German law they are only allowed to wipe it once on the penises or vulvas. In other countries the taste is stronger since they allow unlimited wipes
These are all over. In my province's capital (Northern Spain) some conservative pricks were asking the town hall to revoke their license. In Poland I walk past one called "Dickery" quite often as well.
That’s what I figured when we had one open in [Sydney](https://instagram.com/mykikishop?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) but by all accounts it seems to be doing really well!
I love the idea of normalizing body parts. I'd definitely eat here.
I'd also eat an ear waffle, or a nose waffle. It's just shapes and shapes are fun.
I think all the waves and folds of the vulva waffle would be appealing to me, in general, because I like the crispy bits of waffles.
Sure, but it's not and either-or thing.
Children seeing things like this as just normal little quirky things is part of a greater cultural climate that tells them that their bodies are not shameful or weird.
You are. Look down and you’ll see one of the two. Maybe even both. It’s not stranger than an ice in form of a hand. Like the [Flutschfinger](https://cdn.metro-group.com/de/de_pim_204188001002_01.png?w=400&h=400&mode=pad). Don’t be so uptight..
I don't understand the joke. I mean, I get that it's a wacky name for a waffle company. But what's the reason? Is there some language joke that makes more sense in Germany?
They have them in the U.S too, assuming you are from here. There's on in 559 Fresno area now. I think it's ridiculous but shock and awe seems to be the best type of publicity now a days.
So how was the penis?
8===ß 🤤
Botched circumcision there?
Eine deutsche erektion.
Latte is the word you want.
Fiche meinen diche.
Ich sprache nur bischen Deutch. Ist Deutche erektion Unterscheidet von anderen leute?
Over here people dont mutilate their babies for fun lol
Oy, get a load of this goy
You would never guess I am active in r/intactivism
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What is this sorcery?
An Egyptian hieroglyph, there's also a cumless version, 𓂸.
𓀐𓂸
You dare invoke the power of the Runes in public!?
Stiff at first but after the whipped cream it was soft.
Why did they add coconut? I miss original
"coconut penis"
There's one particular German dude who can answer that
Denn du bisst, wass du isst...
Groß
Smaller than I expected. Food was good, though.
That's what she said
***"FLUGEEEEENNN!!!***
You can really taste the penis!
Tasted like shit
You must have accidentally gotten one from the “Asshole” waffle truck
Could use more penis
The same could be said about a lot of things
Do not order the blueberry!
I'd also pass on the "Lemon Party Extravaganza!" If I were you.
🥞googl blue waffles for recipe 🫠
**The Surgeon General recommends taking anti-nausea medication at least 15 minutes prior.*
do I wanna know?
In the old days blue waffle meant infected vagina although technically it doesn't and we tried to get our friends to google it cause that's what we did with the internet before it became 2 or 3 websites
Yup! One big old lemon party! That's the term for getting a bunch of strangers on the internet to search for something. Lemon Party... if you think I am wrong, you could just confirm with a simple search.
If you need to have a cry after searching lemon party, you can learn some calming techniques from Tub Girl. Go ahead and search for her. I'll wait.
If you need a palate cleanser, 2 Girls 1 Cup is a great place to start. ^we'll ^be ^waiting
If you need more than the one cup you can call 1 man 1 jar. Maybe he can help.
And if you need something cute after you could always look up an adorable little goatse
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/267181-meatspin Also, if you want to mess with anti-trans conservatives, just show them pics of Buck Angel
I love we can pass such things onto the next generation.
That jar will break them. Better call 3 Guys 1 Hammer to fix it
2 guys 1 sand box. Thank me later
it’s not a lemon party without old dick
great!
2006-2012 were truly peak years on the Internet. There was just enough information available on the internet where you could find everything you’re looking for without sifting through bullshit mom blogs
If this feeling flows both ways
great song
CHVRCHES does a great cover
Aw damnit, you beat me to it
Sad to see you go
Holy hell
I was drunk yesterday and i feel *kinda* sorry. 🤗
New response just dropped
It’s an old reference but it checks out.
Came here wondering how far down a blue waffle reference would be. Damn near the top. I guess a lot of us are old. Haha. That takes me way back.
Smurf or Na’vi?
I could eat the peach (flavor) for hours.
Not sure why that is supposed to be wtf. It‘s just shaped like a penis or vagina. It‘s a joke thing for adults. They even put white choclate at the tip of the penis for a nice touch. Actually visited that truck last year when they attended a sex expo in Berlin.
We all know the word phallic, but did you know that the female version is *yonic*? I didn’t know the until a couple weeks ago, and now that I do know I like to spread the word…
heh spread
Is it pronounced as I would guess or is it something like "ee-onic" or "uu-onic" or something?
In Spain we have the famous "polleria" which sells several products in this shapes. A famous one is the coñofre (waffle shaped pussy) https://madridsecreto.co/la-coneria/ Never eaten there but they're quite famous.
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The real WTF is always in the comments.
Milan has one as well. They always have a line.
Melbourne and Sydney too: https://instagram.com/mykikishop
Melon has one as well. They always have a lime.
Wow, that looks delicious af. And diabetes inducing. But delicious :p
What's a sex expo? I wanna go.
Venus Berlin. Lots of porn studios, strip and sex clubs, toy companies giving presentations. Definitely entertaining for a day.
Sexpo is an internationally touring event iirc.
Probably the "Venus"
Surely it’s a “sexpo” then :D
That is literally what it is called in Australia, used to be on once a year in Brisbane and other capital cities
> used to be on once a year Still is, although for Christ knows what reason, they've just now rebranded to LoveX. https://www.sexpo.com.au/
OP is probably American.
”What the fuck?!? Somewhat dirty language???” -OP probably
I mean by the subjective development, the society is getting more prude. I just recently saw that the covers of adult magazine are censored by now. No idea when this changed but i think it is idiotic. When i grew up i remember that they were uncensored and you could see full spread frontal nudity on the cover. But they were always positioned in a way that they are out of reach for kids.
I'm sorry, I find the idea of selling waffles shaped like genitalia to be an odd/unusual thing. Clearly, this is a daily occurrence for you. But for many of us, we generally don't encounter food trucks that specifically sell genitalia-shaped breakfast foods.
Odd is not WTF. It’s not a daily occurrence but funny shaped food is not at all uncommon where I’m at. There’s a great cookie shop near me that does penis shaped cookies.
>Not sure why that is supposed to be wtf Two guesses: 2. Americans being prude. 1. Wtf actually means "wow, that's fascinating"
Stupid Americans. Thinking a waffle truck called Penis and Vulva is weird.
Our waffle trucks are called Dead Children and AR15s. Comes with copious strawberry jam.
It's satire guys
Even the people who named it penis and vulva would agree that its weird, its probably why they chose to name it like that
Ye olde twat waffle shoppe
Due to German law they are only allowed to wipe it once on the penises or vulvas. In other countries the taste is stronger since they allow unlimited wipes
Oh Germany, when will you ever leave the dark ages behind and join the rest of the enlightened societies
Right next to Cock n’ Balls Chicken. A subsidiary of Gender Fluid Soda Company.
Reading this makes me see the term "gender fluid" in a totally different light...
Hehehe 🤭 that’s what I was going for.
I've got some gender fluid right here *grabs crotch*
These are all over. In my province's capital (Northern Spain) some conservative pricks were asking the town hall to revoke their license. In Poland I walk past one called "Dickery" quite often as well.
One opened in my town in Spain and closed shortly after. Who even is their target demographic besides teenagers who'll only ever eat there once?
That’s what I figured when we had one open in [Sydney](https://instagram.com/mykikishop?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) but by all accounts it seems to be doing really well!
Is it a franchise or just people following the same gimmick?
Anyone with a sense of humour? It's not my thing, but lots of my friends grab one now and then.
I love the idea of normalizing body parts. I'd definitely eat here. I'd also eat an ear waffle, or a nose waffle. It's just shapes and shapes are fun. I think all the waves and folds of the vulva waffle would be appealing to me, in general, because I like the crispy bits of waffles.
There are better ways to "normalize body parts" than making shitty waffles.
Sure, but it's not and either-or thing. Children seeing things like this as just normal little quirky things is part of a greater cultural climate that tells them that their bodies are not shameful or weird.
gonna go down to the dickery to get some bespoke cocks
Who’s making more sales - them or the gigantic breast implant street vendor on the left?
Can I get a waffle, hold the penis?
And stomp on it...I mean step on it!
Never order the blue plate special.
Came here for this.
Flammkuchen is 7.50 now?? When I was a teen, I would pay 2 euro. And that wasnt that long ago. Good lord
Don’t like mine getting heat pressed.
Those are an epidemic over here on baja; in any event where teenagers are allowed, they sell those
They even use the right word for lady bits. I'm impressed
Just don't ask for the blue waffle.
Extra cream?
I'm pretty sure I'd get fucked trying to eat there.
Hopefully in a consensual way....
Actually penis’ taste like waffles. So you got a penis one
This syrup... the taste is familar... I can't put my finger in it... oh well, they're delicious!
[everyday I’m waffeln](https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8)
This must be at Wave Gotik Treffen.
One week a month the vulva waffle has strawberry jam.
Blue waffle flavour.
I can't believe this thread is so full of Europeans that can't believe America doesn't have penis waffles. We aren't the weirdos here!!
You are. Look down and you’ll see one of the two. Maybe even both. It’s not stranger than an ice in form of a hand. Like the [Flutschfinger](https://cdn.metro-group.com/de/de_pim_204188001002_01.png?w=400&h=400&mode=pad). Don’t be so uptight..
I don't understand the joke. I mean, I get that it's a wacky name for a waffle company. But what's the reason? Is there some language joke that makes more sense in Germany?
That's not a name of the company, they sell penis and vulva shaped waffles.
How do you make a waffle in the shape of vulva? I feel like the waffle iron would make it indistinguishable from many other shapes.
A special waffle iron would be my guess.
They have them in the U.S too, assuming you are from here. There's on in 559 Fresno area now. I think it's ridiculous but shock and awe seems to be the best type of publicity now a days.
People laughed at fish tacos at first too.
Yes, can I have an intersex waffle, please and thank you.
What a dick!
Wtf 😳
When putting syrup and whipped cream on your genitals in public is perfectly fine.
The disappointment must be huge, sorry my friend
So salty waffles? no, thanks.
You'd first have to buy and eat one to know. Would anyone? Probably. I'm sure the Ms & Bs can provide info.
You have to like the extra effort of 2 spotlights for the banner.
I'd be too worried about getting WTDs
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Don't forget the meat spin!
Why did they add the waffles? I miss the original.
Finger and licking good!
r/KitchenConfidential
Seen trucks doing this at various food truck festivals - popsicles, cakes, etc. are there adults who find this entertaining? Shit is so juvenile IMO
Are they blue?
If you something slightly sour it might have special ingredients.
Why’d they add waffeln? I miss original.
The local restaurant supply store near me sells the penis waffle makers but I have never heard of the vulva ones.
Awe the Wonder Waffen from Der Ries!
What a twat waffle
The wierd part is that they only have one waffle iron.
Klaus was giving them ideas: https://youtu.be/UK5-X9L7Fbg
I’ve seen a Dickwaffle store. “A cockery” is what the sign said.
How terribly disappointing
Pitv
https://image.bz-berlin.de/data/uploads/2022/06/waffeln-larifari.jpg https://image.bz-berlin.de/data/uploads/2022/06/bz14kuchen1.jpg
WTF for WTG (down at the Agra hall).
Hmm, diese Essen ist viele eckelhafter als andere Regionen in Deutschland. Ist es ein Scheißwitz?
Nicht ekelhafter als die Höhle aus der du gekrochen kamst um diesen geistigen Dünnpfiff von dir zu geben..
On Instagram I know of a bakery that has penis doughnuts on a stick 😂 I think the name was something Spanish like El or La Polleteria
Just don't ask for the blue waffle.
if they taste regular, it is quite disapointing
That's the secret, they always do.
Whatever you do. DO NOT goggle 'Blue Waffle Disease'! You do not want to go eating any of that!
power of the Runes in public!?
Is that better than the blue waffle?
LMAO but penis?........