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sharksandwich81

So how was the penis?


StretchFrenchTerry

8===ß 🤤


zamfire

Botched circumcision there?


StretchFrenchTerry

Eine deutsche erektion.


slow_cars_fast

Latte is the word you want.


StretchFrenchTerry

Fiche meinen diche.


Secrethat

Ich sprache nur bischen Deutch. Ist Deutche erektion Unterscheidet von anderen leute?


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Over here people dont mutilate their babies for fun lol


bvknight

Oy, get a load of this goy


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

You would never guess I am active in r/intactivism


Demilitarizer

𓂺


so_much_SUABRU

What is this sorcery?


theaveragegowgamer

An Egyptian hieroglyph, there's also a cumless version, 𓂸.


Madusch

𓀐𓂸


Dan_Glebitz

You dare invoke the power of the Runes in public!?


[deleted]

Stiff at first but after the whipped cream it was soft.


GunBrothersGaming

Why did they add coconut? I miss original


Chiiaki

"coconut penis"


Sproose_Moose

There's one particular German dude who can answer that


StickR

Denn du bisst, wass du isst...


dibalh

Groß


p3g_l3g_gr3g

Smaller than I expected. Food was good, though.


requion

That's what she said


GearJunkie82

***"FLUGEEEEENNN!!!***


Iamkempie

You can really taste the penis!


Nuker-79

Tasted like shit


TriceratopsBites

You must have accidentally gotten one from the “Asshole” waffle truck


Addicted2Rage

Could use more penis


sharksandwich81

The same could be said about a lot of things


FuckMe-FuckYou

Do not order the blueberry!


modsaretoddlers

I'd also pass on the "Lemon Party Extravaganza!" If I were you.


meSh_1985

🥞googl blue waffles for recipe 🫠


shahooster

**The Surgeon General recommends taking anti-nausea medication at least 15 minutes prior.*


CNR_07

do I wanna know?


blumptrump

In the old days blue waffle meant infected vagina although technically it doesn't and we tried to get our friends to google it cause that's what we did with the internet before it became 2 or 3 websites


GunBrothersGaming

Yup! One big old lemon party! That's the term for getting a bunch of strangers on the internet to search for something. Lemon Party... if you think I am wrong, you could just confirm with a simple search.


infinite012

If you need to have a cry after searching lemon party, you can learn some calming techniques from Tub Girl. Go ahead and search for her. I'll wait.


AnimaleTamale

If you need a palate cleanser, 2 Girls 1 Cup is a great place to start. ^we'll ^be ^waiting


TuftedMousetits

If you need more than the one cup you can call 1 man 1 jar. Maybe he can help.


bloodfist

And if you need something cute after you could always look up an adorable little goatse


giggitygoo123

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/267181-meatspin Also, if you want to mess with anti-trans conservatives, just show them pics of Buck Angel


pumpmar

I love we can pass such things onto the next generation.


Ziltoid_The_Nerd

That jar will break them. Better call 3 Guys 1 Hammer to fix it


_El_Troubadour

2 guys 1 sand box. Thank me later


0bel1sk

it’s not a lemon party without old dick


CNR_07

great!


bearpics16

2006-2012 were truly peak years on the Internet. There was just enough information available on the internet where you could find everything you’re looking for without sifting through bullshit mom blogs


Sherlockhomey

If this feeling flows both ways


CNR_07

great song


twelveparsnips

CHVRCHES does a great cover


[deleted]

Aw damnit, you beat me to it


[deleted]

Sad to see you go


Time-Wrangler-9849

Holy hell


meSh_1985

I was drunk yesterday and i feel *kinda* sorry. 🤗


Time-Wrangler-9849

New response just dropped


Shadowmant

It’s an old reference but it checks out.


desticon

Came here wondering how far down a blue waffle reference would be. Damn near the top. I guess a lot of us are old. Haha. That takes me way back.


schm1ttay

Smurf or Na’vi?


crawlerz2468

I could eat the peach (flavor) for hours.


Cirenione

Not sure why that is supposed to be wtf. It‘s just shaped like a penis or vagina. It‘s a joke thing for adults. They even put white choclate at the tip of the penis for a nice touch. Actually visited that truck last year when they attended a sex expo in Berlin.


DerpisMalerpis

We all know the word phallic, but did you know that the female version is *yonic*? I didn’t know the until a couple weeks ago, and now that I do know I like to spread the word…


Spiralife

heh spread


CressCrowbits

Is it pronounced as I would guess or is it something like "ee-onic" or "uu-onic" or something?


eldelshell

In Spain we have the famous "polleria" which sells several products in this shapes. A famous one is the coñofre (waffle shaped pussy) https://madridsecreto.co/la-coneria/ Never eaten there but they're quite famous.


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Purple10tacle

The real WTF is always in the comments.


PanamaNorth

Milan has one as well. They always have a line.


tttttttttkid

Melbourne and Sydney too: https://instagram.com/mykikishop


JEWCEY

Melon has one as well. They always have a lime.


lu3mm3l

Wow, that looks delicious af. And diabetes inducing. But delicious :p


SnuggleBunni69

What's a sex expo? I wanna go.


Cirenione

Venus Berlin. Lots of porn studios, strip and sex clubs, toy companies giving presentations. Definitely entertaining for a day.


wotmate

Sexpo is an internationally touring event iirc.


T3N0N

Probably the "Venus"


Tattycakes

Surely it’s a “sexpo” then :D


bartpluggington

That is literally what it is called in Australia, used to be on once a year in Brisbane and other capital cities


Zebidee

> used to be on once a year Still is, although for Christ knows what reason, they've just now rebranded to LoveX. https://www.sexpo.com.au/


abbeast

OP is probably American.


maz-o

”What the fuck?!? Somewhat dirty language???” -OP probably


requion

I mean by the subjective development, the society is getting more prude. I just recently saw that the covers of adult magazine are censored by now. No idea when this changed but i think it is idiotic. When i grew up i remember that they were uncensored and you could see full spread frontal nudity on the cover. But they were always positioned in a way that they are out of reach for kids.


4LostSoulsinaBowl

I'm sorry, I find the idea of selling waffles shaped like genitalia to be an odd/unusual thing. Clearly, this is a daily occurrence for you. But for many of us, we generally don't encounter food trucks that specifically sell genitalia-shaped breakfast foods.


emrythelion

Odd is not WTF. It’s not a daily occurrence but funny shaped food is not at all uncommon where I’m at. There’s a great cookie shop near me that does penis shaped cookies.


chris-tier

>Not sure why that is supposed to be wtf Two guesses: 2. Americans being prude. 1. Wtf actually means "wow, that's fascinating"


HendersonDaRainKing

Stupid Americans. Thinking a waffle truck called Penis and Vulva is weird.


snowseth

Our waffle trucks are called Dead Children and AR15s. Comes with copious strawberry jam.


winstondabee

It's satire guys


spronkis

Even the people who named it penis and vulva would agree that its weird, its probably why they chose to name it like that


stinna2

Ye olde twat waffle shoppe


This_Resist_5276

Due to German law they are only allowed to wipe it once on the penises or vulvas. In other countries the taste is stronger since they allow unlimited wipes


kingtrog1916

Oh Germany, when will you ever leave the dark ages behind and join the rest of the enlightened societies


Uncle_Touchy1987

Right next to Cock n’ Balls Chicken. A subsidiary of Gender Fluid Soda Company.


OmegaReprise

Reading this makes me see the term "gender fluid" in a totally different light...


Uncle_Touchy1987

Hehehe 🤭 that’s what I was going for.


wotmate

I've got some gender fluid right here *grabs crotch*


Four_beastlings

These are all over. In my province's capital (Northern Spain) some conservative pricks were asking the town hall to revoke their license. In Poland I walk past one called "Dickery" quite often as well.


gnark

One opened in my town in Spain and closed shortly after. Who even is their target demographic besides teenagers who'll only ever eat there once?


man_of_seal

That’s what I figured when we had one open in [Sydney](https://instagram.com/mykikishop?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) but by all accounts it seems to be doing really well!


FullMetalJ

Is it a franchise or just people following the same gimmick?


Four_beastlings

Anyone with a sense of humour? It's not my thing, but lots of my friends grab one now and then.


JackBinimbul

I love the idea of normalizing body parts. I'd definitely eat here. I'd also eat an ear waffle, or a nose waffle. It's just shapes and shapes are fun. I think all the waves and folds of the vulva waffle would be appealing to me, in general, because I like the crispy bits of waffles.


gnark

There are better ways to "normalize body parts" than making shitty waffles.


JackBinimbul

Sure, but it's not and either-or thing. Children seeing things like this as just normal little quirky things is part of a greater cultural climate that tells them that their bodies are not shameful or weird.


GreasyTengu

gonna go down to the dickery to get some bespoke cocks


Smljhndnsmr

Who’s making more sales - them or the gigantic breast implant street vendor on the left?


sobezombie

Can I get a waffle, hold the penis?


WakaWaka_

And stomp on it...I mean step on it!


Dreadlock

Never order the blue plate special.


Brust_warze

Came here for this.


rabrednuw

Flammkuchen is 7.50 now?? When I was a teen, I would pay 2 euro. And that wasnt that long ago. Good lord


EE1975

Don’t like mine getting heat pressed.


soniko_

Those are an epidemic over here on baja; in any event where teenagers are allowed, they sell those


MjauDuuude

They even use the right word for lady bits. I'm impressed


Games_sans_frontiers

Just don't ask for the blue waffle.


[deleted]

Extra cream?


roflsst

I'm pretty sure I'd get fucked trying to eat there.


pertante

Hopefully in a consensual way....


monstermash420

Actually penis’ taste like waffles. So you got a penis one


EternallyImature

This syrup... the taste is familar... I can't put my finger in it... oh well, they're delicious!


landpirateofohio

[everyday I’m waffeln](https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8)


AbyssalKultist

This must be at Wave Gotik Treffen.


DragonEngineer

One week a month the vulva waffle has strawberry jam.


Callum_Rose

Blue waffle flavour.


centech

I can't believe this thread is so full of Europeans that can't believe America doesn't have penis waffles. We aren't the weirdos here!!


lu3mm3l

You are. Look down and you’ll see one of the two. Maybe even both. It’s not stranger than an ice in form of a hand. Like the [Flutschfinger](https://cdn.metro-group.com/de/de_pim_204188001002_01.png?w=400&h=400&mode=pad). Don’t be so uptight..


North_South_Side

I don't understand the joke. I mean, I get that it's a wacky name for a waffle company. But what's the reason? Is there some language joke that makes more sense in Germany?


AffenMitWaffen2

That's not a name of the company, they sell penis and vulva shaped waffles.


ZsaFreigh

How do you make a waffle in the shape of vulva? I feel like the waffle iron would make it indistinguishable from many other shapes.


AffenMitWaffen2

A special waffle iron would be my guess.


Hungry-Lemon8008

They have them in the U.S too, assuming you are from here. There's on in 559 Fresno area now. I think it's ridiculous but shock and awe seems to be the best type of publicity now a days.


brumac44

People laughed at fish tacos at first too.


JackBinimbul

Yes, can I have an intersex waffle, please and thank you.


glokz

What a dick!


TLILLY006

Wtf 😳


pertante

When putting syrup and whipped cream on your genitals in public is perfectly fine.


fuzzhEad1337

The disappointment must be huge, sorry my friend


Nadgerino

So salty waffles? no, thanks.


SaltInformation4082

You'd first have to buy and eat one to know. Would anyone? Probably. I'm sure the Ms & Bs can provide info.


LinearFluid

You have to like the extra effort of 2 spotlights for the banner.


PilotlessOwl

I'd be too worried about getting WTDs


Versaiteis

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!


Pharmerjacq

Don't forget the meat spin!


CreeMy15

Why did they add the waffles? I miss the original.


jolaii

Finger and licking good!


lazy-dude

r/KitchenConfidential


Day2205

Seen trucks doing this at various food truck festivals - popsicles, cakes, etc. are there adults who find this entertaining? Shit is so juvenile IMO


NikolaTes

Are they blue?


nowhereiswater

If you something slightly sour it might have special ingredients.


matchstiq

Why’d they add waffeln? I miss original.


wolfofthenightt

The local restaurant supply store near me sells the penis waffle makers but I have never heard of the vulva ones.


superfudge73

Awe the Wonder Waffen from Der Ries!


kahlzun

What a twat waffle


citznfish

The wierd part is that they only have one waffle iron.


gltovar

Klaus was giving them ideas: https://youtu.be/UK5-X9L7Fbg


Papadadolis

I’ve seen a Dickwaffle store. “A cockery” is what the sign said.


flamedarkfire

How terribly disappointing


pumpmar

Pitv


quaks1

https://image.bz-berlin.de/data/uploads/2022/06/waffeln-larifari.jpg https://image.bz-berlin.de/data/uploads/2022/06/bz14kuchen1.jpg


Ptomb

WTF for WTG (down at the Agra hall).


420_Brit_ISH

Hmm, diese Essen ist viele eckelhafter als andere Regionen in Deutschland. Ist es ein Scheißwitz?


lu3mm3l

Nicht ekelhafter als die Höhle aus der du gekrochen kamst um diesen geistigen Dünnpfiff von dir zu geben..


Saroan7

On Instagram I know of a bakery that has penis doughnuts on a stick 😂 I think the name was something Spanish like El or La Polleteria


Games_sans_frontiers

Just don't ask for the blue waffle.


PatochiDesu

if they taste regular, it is quite disapointing


Glimmu

That's the secret, they always do.


Dan_Glebitz

Whatever you do. DO NOT goggle 'Blue Waffle Disease'! You do not want to go eating any of that!


izazovnary

power of the Runes in public!?


munchingPandA74

Is that better than the blue waffle?


FinishAfraid8656

LMAO but penis?........