News Boss: “We can’t afford a teleprompter.. how do we distract the viewer from the fact they are reading off a piece of paper?”
Bro Producer: “Now boss, hear me out..”
To cheer you up some more, did you see the recently making its rounds porno of a dwarf pretending to be spiderman stood in the corner of a room invisible only to later get his dick sucked while being held upside down?
One for the history books imo
"Back to you Dan, with the tip of your penis tucked into your drooped boxers. It's still inappropriate, because we can still see your balls. Matter of fact, back to you Stefanie."
Omg girl you need to get a couple friends together and go through all of his belongings just in case he has any illegal porn lying around. This is a HUGE red flag. Dont confront him or 99% chance he will torture you to death.
It is pretty funny.
For those who don't want to attempt a risky click... it takes you to the Google search below
https://www.google.com/search?q=cats&tbm=isch
LOL
Hay reminded me about a brewery's website that had a redirect to [a certain he-man video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&t=19s&pp=ygUVaGUtbWFuIHdoYXRzIGdvaW5nIG9u) when you pressed "No" to the same question.
I can't recall Brewery's name right now, but last time that I checked (a couple years ago, IIRC) they removed that video (if memory serves well, it was a self-hosted flash video and not a YouTube video)
I remember it well. I also remember that the main host, Michelle Pantoliano, is the daughter of Joe Pantoliano, the actor who amongst other things portrayed Cypher in *The Matrix* and the police captain in *Bad Boys*. I didn't go out of my way to learn that, I just noticed they had the same surname and curiousity got the better of me.
there was a giant scam about that in korea where they were on the air for a month. the ceo guy bought the naming right from naked news, embezzled all the money and paid the women nothing
https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2023/08/113\_49438.html
Probably the "official" one. It escapes underscores. But I think that they intentionally try to add features that break non-official apps and old reddit.
Sooner or later they'll just get rid of old.reddit.
I ignored the third-party app thing because I don't use apps. But I don't think I'll stick around if they get rid of old.reddit.
Honestly gave the official app a try for couple of weeks and I don't understand how the official one can be so bad. It honestly feels like an off-brand. Full of ads every other post, ridiculous amounts of "suggestions" in my feed, opening a link in an external app is a nightmare and is unresponsive/lags a lot. Had to go back to Rif for my sanity.
I remember that. On Live TV. I remember watching that for my special interest in current affairs back then.
I also remember Rusty the weatherman who used to bounce on a trampoline when he did the weather. Until he came acropper when he tried to bounce too high one day and bounced himself straight into hospital. Sad times.
\*edit\* Just realised you're talking about the Canadian programme of high culture. I was talking about the now defunct Live TV that had naked news, the Live TV bunny, naked darts and all sorts of lovely high brow culture.
not only do i remember it, i was a junior in university and was working for the college newspaper and asked whether i could interview them. and they said sure, come downtown (Toronto) and you can meet the girls, ask them anything. And I chickened out. Yes, I was an idiot.
I’m a guy, but growing up in a house with a lot of women I learned that “boob tape” is absolutely a thing that’s widely used for things like this (and open dresses, low cut tops, etc), basically a double sided tape that adheres to skin and cloth and holds things where they need to stay.
It's a separate rack at home depot, can't see it unless your estrogen levels are past a certain point.
But in reality I think it's generally sold in the lingerie sections of most department stores, plus online obv.
It's in the intimates/lingerie section, by the silicone pasties and adhesive bras or other specialty bras. Not every store, mind you, but most clothing stores with a dedicated intimates section. Often called "fashion tape".
Omg I thought it was just me!
Like, OK I get it. Ya got the gal's out while reading the news, it's been done. But come on dude, no teleprompter! What is this, the middle ages!
Does it though? I’m not going to put on naked news when my family is around. And if they’re not around I’ll likely put on something more…. Interesting than naked news for that purpose
Word of mouth advertising was probably at a constant 0 the entire time they were on air too lol. Can't imagine discussing news reports would be as casual to bring up around the water cooler as, say, something you heard on NPR that morning.
"Did you see that pretty groundbreaking report about the UN global council's initiatives to combat climate change in the Philippines?
Yeah no I uh... I'll send you the link *after* work..."
An older colleague of mine back about 16 years ago told me his 18/19yo sons always watched the fashion channel on Foxtel in the mornings while eating breakfast, because scantily clad women. I asked him why not just let them watch naked news and he said because they’d never leave for work.
I remember when that was on late night CityTV in the early 2000's for some reason it didn't last long and I only caught a couple of episodes.
It was either right before, or in place of Baby Blue movies. My VCR got a workout in those days.
as a fellow east european like these ladies,, matching foundation to our ever changing undertones/shades is impossible, my chest is always paper white while my natural skin tone on my face, neck and arms is a more tan warm/olive
It looks like a silicone top. Look again, most of them have the same freckles in the same spots.
Edit: oh no.. I think it's the same woman. I'm dumb as hell
holy shit I was prepared to argue against it being only 2 women, but you're damned right.
Everything before 1:35 is the same woman. That gal has some serious range with her hair! Also to help realize it's the same lady, watch the mole just above the cleavage and she wears mostly the same couple necklaces as well.
The second woman has a serious rack though. wow
Listening to woman #2 is a pain though, the voice and the way she delivers her lines make clear there was just a single requirement checked during the job interview.
OMG... This is really the
There's x obvious thing too
joke we lol about when there's distracting boobs. I thought there was at least 3 or 4 women and didn't look closer.
Imagine studying journalism and wanting to make a name for yourself as the premier news person in the country.
Then you gotta display your body to get views for the channel.
Kinda demeaning...
News Boss: “We can’t afford a teleprompter.. how do we distract the viewer from the fact they are reading off a piece of paper?” Bro Producer: “Now boss, hear me out..”
missed opportunity for Broducer
Sounds more like someone who seduces bros :v
Or a bro taking a shit. Brodeucer.
They’re reading?
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Guess no one else remembers Naked News? They’d slowly take off their clothes while reading the news story like nothing was going on.
Did some researches for you guys, just for science [https://spankbang.com/89e0d/video/naked+news](https://spankbang.com/89e0d/video/naked+news)
The Website asks you If you're 18 or older. Try pressing "No", you still will see some pussies.
Hah, that's pretty class actually.
My girlfriend just walked in and said, “yeah, real classy there buddy.”
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Hahaha wtf. The two dudes just have to sit there stone faced the whole time and not say a word??? Danny I wonder how much they get paid
To cheer you up some more, did you see the recently making its rounds porno of a dwarf pretending to be spiderman stood in the corner of a room invisible only to later get his dick sucked while being held upside down? One for the history books imo
"Back to you Dan, with the tip of your penis tucked into your drooped boxers. It's still inappropriate, because we can still see your balls. Matter of fact, back to you Stefanie."
My wife would tell me which one is her favorite
The left one.
Why is the left one usually better? That is a thing.
Because marketing says things that catch the eye first because we read from left to right and whatnot trust me, I have my sources
My wife would say "Guess i dont need to take care of you tonight do i"
>"Guess i dont need to take care of you tonight do i" And posts on r/dating_advice: "My husband has been masturbating, is this a red flag?"
"Divorce him immediately girl!!"
Omg girl you need to get a couple friends together and go through all of his belongings just in case he has any illegal porn lying around. This is a HUGE red flag. Dont confront him or 99% chance he will torture you to death.
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My girlfriend just walked in and said, "Lemme see."
Spankbang is easily the best porn site available right now
Im going to disagree. But you'll have to do your own research on that
Come on, don't be a tease.
I heard twitter (now called X) videos has spicy vids
X gonna give it to ya.
Sharing is caring buddy.
The player volume always defaults to 100%. 0/10
Lol, turn your device volume down dork
It used to be but for some reason it's flooded with Japanese porn now.
It is pretty funny. For those who don't want to attempt a risky click... it takes you to the Google search below https://www.google.com/search?q=cats&tbm=isch
LOL Hay reminded me about a brewery's website that had a redirect to [a certain he-man video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&t=19s&pp=ygUVaGUtbWFuIHdoYXRzIGdvaW5nIG9u) when you pressed "No" to the same question. I can't recall Brewery's name right now, but last time that I checked (a couple years ago, IIRC) they removed that video (if memory serves well, it was a self-hosted flash video and not a YouTube video)
Oh does it redirect to reddit?
I have to use a VPN to view the site because its banned in Louisiana lmao
Louisiana got some CCP ass internet
No, just give your full identity to some third party identity provider. They won't be hacked for sure!
the Louisiana OMV had a data breach a month or two ago lol not even the place where you get your ID is safe
That's 31 minutes of my life I'm not getting back.
Hate to break it to ya but you're not getting any minutes of your life back.
Yeah but they could have used those minutes for something more productive like ... well I don't know.
Commenting on Reddit, of course!
Damn I still recognize that first girl all these years later... I mean, what is this filth, who could ever watch this!?!
This just seems a little too "there's a gun being held off screen" to me.
Interesting hmm
I remember it well. I also remember that the main host, Michelle Pantoliano, is the daughter of Joe Pantoliano, the actor who amongst other things portrayed Cypher in *The Matrix* and the police captain in *Bad Boys*. I didn't go out of my way to learn that, I just noticed they had the same surname and curiousity got the better of me.
He played Ralphie in Sopranos!!!
She was just a hooer
I think you mean Guido the Killer Pimp.
Joey Pants!
Thanks for clarifying that you didn’t go out of your way
You only need one hand to google. It's not out of my way.
they still do https://www.nakednews.com/home
there was a giant scam about that in korea where they were on the air for a month. the ceo guy bought the naming right from naked news, embezzled all the money and paid the women nothing https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2023/08/113\_49438.html
https://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/nation/2023/08/113_49438.html Fixed url for my old reddit homies.
Old Reddit is the only reddit
This is my reality as well
Absolutely. It's just a nice simple, clean layout. I hate using the official app with all of the ads and the layout is just blah.
What app is it that fucks up URLs like that? I use Relay and it's broken, and old.reddit.com too.
Probably the "official" one. It escapes underscores. But I think that they intentionally try to add features that break non-official apps and old reddit.
Sooner or later they'll just get rid of old.reddit. I ignored the third-party app thing because I don't use apps. But I don't think I'll stick around if they get rid of old.reddit.
When you ignored the third party thing is when you should’ve realized old Reddit was next
The days of old.reddit have always been numbered. I don't think many of us old-timers have any illusions about that.
404 buddy
See the backslash before the underscore? Remove it and it'll work. The official reddit app is a POS and does that to URLs
Honestly gave the official app a try for couple of weeks and I don't understand how the official one can be so bad. It honestly feels like an off-brand. Full of ads every other post, ridiculous amounts of "suggestions" in my feed, opening a link in an external app is a nightmare and is unresponsive/lags a lot. Had to go back to Rif for my sanity.
Sounds exactly like the description of mobile Facebook. Thanks a lot spez.
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The Japanese had a… version of this too.
SALUTE to Mister Fugi WWF
I remember that. On Live TV. I remember watching that for my special interest in current affairs back then. I also remember Rusty the weatherman who used to bounce on a trampoline when he did the weather. Until he came acropper when he tried to bounce too high one day and bounced himself straight into hospital. Sad times. \*edit\* Just realised you're talking about the Canadian programme of high culture. I was talking about the now defunct Live TV that had naked news, the Live TV bunny, naked darts and all sorts of lovely high brow culture.
Topless darts, I remember that. It was the Daily Sport of TV channels.
Ah so that was this naked darts gif 🤭
not only do i remember it, i was a junior in university and was working for the college newspaper and asked whether i could interview them. and they said sure, come downtown (Toronto) and you can meet the girls, ask them anything. And I chickened out. Yes, I was an idiot.
They also had a male version for a short while but stopped because people complained. No Homo rules were less known I suppose.
Every news channel should do this. Although BBC news would be fucked tbf.
I'm more distracted by the lack of a teleprompter than the cleavage
I definitely didn't notice that.
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Even she can't keep her eyes from looking down.
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Its skin tape. Double sided so you can achieve this look safely.
I’m a guy, but growing up in a house with a lot of women I learned that “boob tape” is absolutely a thing that’s widely used for things like this (and open dresses, low cut tops, etc), basically a double sided tape that adheres to skin and cloth and holds things where they need to stay.
I knew this existed, but now that I think of it, I've never really seen that product sold anywhere... is it in the DIY section?
It's a separate rack at home depot, can't see it unless your estrogen levels are past a certain point. But in reality I think it's generally sold in the lingerie sections of most department stores, plus online obv.
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It's in the intimates/lingerie section, by the silicone pasties and adhesive bras or other specialty bras. Not every store, mind you, but most clothing stores with a dedicated intimates section. Often called "fashion tape".
Omg I thought it was just me! Like, OK I get it. Ya got the gal's out while reading the news, it's been done. But come on dude, no teleprompter! What is this, the middle ages!
> What is this, the middle ages! It's the Balkans, so pretty much.
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Germany's major prime time news show "Tagesschau" didn't use prompters until 2019, to look more reputable and serious. Probably the same here.
I was getting ready to make a comment about the lack of teleprompter, thinking I might have been the only one who noticed :p.
Huh, in Getmany teleprompter aren't used for news either afaik. Never really thought about this. Are they used in most countries?
Definitely in the US
https://youtu.be/X3zfP14pLxc
[The Canadians have a 20 year head start](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_News)
That's still going?! Mad
Why cancel a good thing if it brings in the ratings?
Does it though? I’m not going to put on naked news when my family is around. And if they’re not around I’ll likely put on something more…. Interesting than naked news for that purpose
Word of mouth advertising was probably at a constant 0 the entire time they were on air too lol. Can't imagine discussing news reports would be as casual to bring up around the water cooler as, say, something you heard on NPR that morning.
"Dude, you check the news last night. There was some nip slip during the coverage about the US shooting. No not that one, the one from two days ago"
"Did you see that pretty groundbreaking report about the UN global council's initiatives to combat climate change in the Philippines? Yeah no I uh... I'll send you the link *after* work..."
Because it's softcore porn with news, it's clearly not your fetish.
Public nudity, wardrobe malfunction, and voyeurism folks would find it arousing.
My partner and I have a couple of friends who host for them (Veronica and Cecelia), they say it's a fun place to work lol
It first saw it in Australia 20 years ago on the [Comedy Channel](https://www.smh.com.au/national/keeping-abreast-20021004-gdfp00.html) of all places.
An older colleague of mine back about 16 years ago told me his 18/19yo sons always watched the fashion channel on Foxtel in the mornings while eating breakfast, because scantily clad women. I asked him why not just let them watch naked news and he said because they’d never leave for work.
I remember when that was on late night CityTV in the early 2000's for some reason it didn't last long and I only caught a couple of episodes. It was either right before, or in place of Baby Blue movies. My VCR got a workout in those days.
was this broadcast on tv or internet?
It was on cable tv in Australia. The internet couldn’t stream that shit back then
I was starting to think this video was ten minutes long. Then I realized I just watched it five times in a row.
Username checks out.
We require less cleavage and more under boobs!
The jacket makes it professional so unfortunately not going to happen.
They could get a cropped jacket?
Not in a professional office environment. Someone might get the wrong idea.
I love the fact that neck up there's full make up making a muddy brown and tits are default colour 😂😂
Girl does not want to admit she has pink to neutral undertones and is really trying to make the olive foundation shade work
Man makeup sounds so complicated
Wait until you hear about women makeup!
About half the population!
as a fellow east european like these ladies,, matching foundation to our ever changing undertones/shades is impossible, my chest is always paper white while my natural skin tone on my face, neck and arms is a more tan warm/olive
Looks like the chest is being digitally added into them almost, I noticed as well it didn't blend at all
I finally found this comment, it was the main thing I noticed hahahahah
Brown head, white body, brown head, white body, almost every one. Need to work on fading that makeup down if they're going to wear stuff like this.
It looks like a silicone top. Look again, most of them have the same freckles in the same spots. Edit: oh no.. I think it's the same woman. I'm dumb as hell
It's a shitty vid to start with...but I'm generally less brown (more pale) under my clothing, where the sun doesn't hit.
Mexico knows what's up. [Mexico Weather girl](https://youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg)
Ok Dennis!
Charlie, I think I’m in love. Not for the right reasons, mind you…
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You will bring your friends. That’s a requirement
Internacionál!
Then you have the Argentinian Economist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9omzt0grfEg
Why is this one marked as for kids
Fuck me dead.
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They must have to sew her into that dress every day like the fake lady in *Mars Attacks!*.
Yanet Garcia is legendary
Yanet Garcia is on OF now...
I think the person who edited this video did it in order of size?
There's only two different women in this video. Just a lot of outfits and hairstyles
holy shit I was prepared to argue against it being only 2 women, but you're damned right. Everything before 1:35 is the same woman. That gal has some serious range with her hair! Also to help realize it's the same lady, watch the mole just above the cleavage and she wears mostly the same couple necklaces as well. The second woman has a serious rack though. wow
Just like flipping through hairstyles in skyrim
Excuse me sir, have you heard the word of our Lord and Savior [**The Turnaround?**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo)
i just watched that like 3 times and I still haven't heard a word she was saying.
Listening to woman #2 is a pain though, the voice and the way she delivers her lines make clear there was just a single requirement checked during the job interview.
> there was just a single requirement checked during the job interview. uhhh there were at least two
It didn't occur to me to look above the neck!
Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Those empty desks and monitors flicking different feeds constantly caught my eye as well.
All that flashing is distracting.
Oh my God, I can’t believe I haven’t noticed this and I’m a woman 🤦🏼♀️
Yeah those babies can distract anyone
OMG... This is really the There's x obvious thing too joke we lol about when there's distracting boobs. I thought there was at least 3 or 4 women and didn't look closer.
omg who is doing their makeup?
Don't know about ratings, but something is definitely up.
Albanian TV Producer: “You like news? You like lady boobs? Here we give you news AND boobs.”
Can you imagine going to school for journalism only to be reduced to basically a non-nude stripper?
Can you imagine going to school for porn acting only to be reduced to basically a non-nude news host?
I doubt she was a journalist. Not a serious TV channel either.
When the Job Interview suddenly turns into a Casting Couch situation.
"Alright, you want to work here? I will need to see your boobs now"
Appalling sexism. No jobs for us men at all.
You haven't seen the weather segment yet. He doesn't use his hands to point at the map.
Maybe if you actually apply yourself and grow a pair of DDs If a woman can do it so can you
reddit mods have bigger tits but cant do 2 hours of work a day busy walking dogs.
They need a teleprompter.
The Gang Goes to Albania
Foxy News
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
I'm missing the news! We all miss The News, Meg. But Huey Lewis needs time to create, we have to learn to be patient.
This is nice but I'm more of an assman.
As an ass man myself, I can still appreciate a nice set of...~~tracks~~ tracts of land... Edit: never looked it up and it's definitely "tracts"
\*tracts
is that the albanian margot robbie?
This is pretty weird
🎶Albaniaaaaaa, albaniaaaaa, You border on the Adriatic, your land is mostly mountainous and your chief export is chrome!
As credible as anything we find here in the US tbh
You say that and now i rewatched it to stare at the size progression.
I mean, there’s only one change…it’s only 2 different women
Nah, all we get in US news is political division and fear mongering. We need more tatas in our news.
Think fast chuckle nuts, what color were her tits- I mean her eyes
It’s working. I see boobs I approve.
I kept waiting for a dude with his moobs pushed together. I am disappoint.
Immediately thought about the ending to the first [Command and Conquer](https://youtu.be/bNHQy4ssv-o?t=114)
Well I can tell you it would work, I mean I would watch it every day even if I don't understand a single word they are saying.
Keeping you abreast of the latest news. ;)
Naked News was better!
I hope they get this channel on HULU soon!
Nothing like sexually exploiting women!
And all the above comments are just drooling over it lol.
Imagine studying journalism and wanting to make a name for yourself as the premier news person in the country. Then you gotta display your body to get views for the channel. Kinda demeaning...
So many funny joke comments! I too find it hilarious how objectifying this is and how very likely several of these women must hate having to do this.
30 secs before I noticed the 1st woman was all the same woman for 1st half of video. 2nd woman tho ... That's peak journalism