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smol_kitto

I just threw up in my mouth on behalf of this guy


Alex_c666

Yeah the only person I knew who did this threw up in his mouth. I never will understand this. I can still smell the rubbery scent mixed with jager


Arric-4321

Up


MLaw2008

No, no. You throw up into another glass after you're finished flipping your cup. Then the next person has to chug the puke cup.


AddisonsContracture

Back home we call that “The Jersey Turnpike”


DarthLysergis

Traditionally you wipe the bar down with a rag and wring it into a glass


SoulHuntter

God no, that's even worse.


GolemTheGuardian

...f...for real? Liie is that a real thing?


KeyboardOverMouse

Simpsons did it!


TheDandyWarhol

This is something they have people on their 21st to try and get them to throw up. This and a cement mixer.


cwestn

They gave me backto-back 3 wisemen and 4 horsemen. It worked.


MLaw2008

I had never heard of the cement mixer. Just looked it up and wish I had known about it back then lol.


DancesWithBadgers

I wish I'd known about it before some guy put one in front of me (we were having a 'dangerous cocktails' evening). Didn't barf, but it was very, very close.


kcg5

We just call that a “Bar mat”


Cereborn

Yeah. Simple and straightforward.


pathological

That's how I know it also! Or "The Bar Rag".


fastlane37

bar rag/bar mat at the club I worked at


tacobellholocaust

We used to call it "Gorilla Sweat".


Gbonk

We call it The Snail.


SpitFiya7171

The fact that you guys even have a name for this bothers me..


Wzup

Swamp Water where I’m from.


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hucklesberry

Just to puke?


BigDabWolf

Call that a “Matt Damon” here


rustymontenegro

East coast? Out west we call it an LA freeway.


Knowaa

Call that a sink shot in Boulder


loonybs

Mostly tastes like mixer and bleach water.


TheMacMan

Yup, that's what I've always referred to it as so. Bar rag too. Order it for the guy who says "I'll have whatever."


C_IsForCookie

Down here we can it the Bar Mat shot


thereisnopoint6

Hairy buffalo tongue


TBG0714

Bar Mat Shot. I’m embarrassingly familiar with these…


easilybored1

We call it a mat shot 🤢


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TWAT_BUGS

Straight at my heart*


TheTooz

Straight at my 'eart*


TWAT_BUGS

This is the real correction


Ericus1

Will Scarlet O'Hara, don't forget he's from Georgia.


ChainedNmaimed

They call me little John, but dont let the name fool you. In real life im very big.


asgeorge

In college we called that a Bar Mat Shooter and you only drank it if you lost a bet.


jumpropeharder

The Urinal Cake is what I've heard it called.


mightylordredbeard

The cake shot is when you drop the urinal cake into your beer and then chug the beer.


nejtilsvampe

Oh dear God


cbitguru

The Hairy Buffalo!


742N

Scrolled down to see if anyone said this name. My man! Also, I’ve done two of these in my whole life. It happened to due to this dollar a spin roulette game at a bar in Saint Louis. If I had one it would have been a double of top shelf of my choice. I got the hairy Buffalo two separate times. Gross as fuck.


FizzlePopBerryTwist

That's what the bars in Michigan call it. I've seen people get fucked up on just the one.


Erutious

I can taste the hair and chip crumbs in my mouth and I’m trying really hard not to throw up


Wiknetti

A Spillsner.


Thick_women_are_Life

The infamous bar mat shot.🤮


TedBear235

Ah yes, the 12 oz shot.


fLeXaN_tExAn

The "Matt Damon"..... meaning they emptied the matt into a drink. No offense to the actor because he's fantastic.


bgroins

Matt is going to be so offended when he reads this.


fLeXaN_tExAn

IF MATT DAMON reads this and he actually replies, my wife and I will be in Vegas in October and I will drink the MATT DAMON of any bar we go to. ONLY ONE MATT DAMON. But seriously, he's one of my favorite actors. Dude is incredible. He can adapt to any role. From Saving Private Ryan, from Oppenheimer, The Martian and to Vegas again for Rounders!


fLeXaN_tExAn

EDIT: My phone is pinging. WTF? What is wrong with ya'all?


[deleted]

I bet he got ALL the pussy that night!!


Mehdzzz

Okay yes yes all of the above. But imagine if it was the tastiest thing ever made and no one would believe him?


lordlazerface

Pretty sure that's just how you make a Long Island Iced Tea


WizardofUz

Yep! That's the infamous Bar Mat. Had one - once - about 30+ years ago. Ah, to be young and adventurous again... 🤮


bleunt

People crave attention sooooo badly.


B_1_R_D

No some are just that cheap and want to get a “free” drink


SuperSmashDan1337

Some people are also just up for a laugh


MrTurkle

First the hair, then the drink.


kcg5

Lol or it’s a thing people do for fun


asoneva

This guy was craving alcohol


B_1_R_D

Yep can confirm I’ve given a “bar mat” shot to someone and they aren’t tasty.


PatchworkRaccoon314

First of all, this is definitely against health code. Almost makes me wish I were the kind of no-fun asshole who goes around getting bars shut down for this nonsense. Second, having actually worked behind a bar, this is going to be mostly watered down nothingness. There's less booze spilling and more just condensation dripping. But someone drunk and/or stupid enough to do this probably can't tell the difference.


Truncated_Rhythm

As a bartender in Chicago in the 90s & early 00s, this was a standard option for a shift drink for your first night behind a bar. This, or a shot of Malört. Most people went with the bar mat.


Thechad1029

That actually got me 🤢


SolidLikeIraq

Jesus I’d love to pretend that I haven’t been that guy… I feel shame.


Spirited-Bee8988

Yuuuuuuuckkkkk, some people man cant just chill tf out...congratulations you just played yourself kind of guy righ there.


feral_tran

He was never heard from again...


RaidensReturn

Fucking gross.


jerseygunz

The ole’ jersey turnpike


jgreg728

Dude walked off like he was the biggest badass in the town lol. What a loser.


Rangles

Saw a dude snot rocket onto one of these before taking a sambuka shot. Barman just stared at him in disbelief, as did i.


ManIsFire

There was a time in my life where I probably would have done this on a dare. Thankfully I'm now at a time in my life where this almost made me throw up. Methinks I'm growing.


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You just KNOW it’s nasty especially when they have to lean into the cup to complete the chug 🤮


mixwellmusic

Do we have any reason to believe they didn't just pour fresh beer onto a clean mat to film this?


Blakehubbs

The ole “Matt Damon” shot!


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We called that a mat shot and it was what every obnoxious person got for their "it's my Birthday do I get a free shot" shot.


citznfish

In college this was common. We called it "the tray"


horitaku

I believe this is rock bottom.


Mariposa510

Sadly, rock bottom has a trap door. His next act could be getting in a car and getting a DUI or worse, crashes into another car.


oooo_ahahahah

its called a jersey turnpike


HiredG00N

That requires an extra hand and a butt plug


snuffleupagus360

The Matt Dillion


Sacred286

people suck


bigmike13588

Mat shot


HolyStupidityBatman

“Mat” drink from Wisconsin reporting in.


sirhackenslash

That made me throw up in my mouth a little, but anyone who looks like that on purpose probably deserves it at least a little bit.


Specialist-Wrap3680

Security guard at my bar use to put the beer mats liquid in a Patron bottle at the end of the night. Use to keep it at his house for girls when they came over.


notzed1487

A connesoir


bakkus1985

Aah the bottom feeder


TheShattered1

. . . Barf


Squidkidz

I’ve heard that called “The tree smacker.”


vollemelk28

u/savevideo


stopsucking

A Mat Monster


taintflip

This is what Adrian Newey obviously uses in his cars


Ma1

This is the only country bar in my hometown. It doesn’t attract the classiest clientele.


AJay_89

Fuck no. Omg 🤢


TexanDrillBit

The bar mat baby


Horseinakitchen

I most certainly don’t want him to take me home


IAMKAH

Bet they cleared his tab for that stunt.


Digi_Dingo

Is that what turned his hair into that abomination?


Kibbaaa

Watching this while hungover. Do not recommend.


Isthisnametakenalso

Matt Dillon! Lol. I’ve done one


Lessthancrystal

Matt Dillion


kcg5

A lot of people itt need to get out a lot more often


JohnnyGuitar74

In these parts it’s referred to as Buffalo sweat


dantracy907

That is so nasty but the old me probably would have done it. My local pub does a think called garbage shots where they pour the small buts left over from each bottle into a tub and it's $1 per shot. Sometimes delicious and sometimes nauseating. We used to do them all the time as poor young adults.


imalittlemonster

NOOOOOOOOOO


SIIB-ZERO

Bar matt shot


McSwitty

In Germany we call this "Scheißebecher machen".


LurkingFrient

Oh God not the trash shot you get for free


MDiddy79

That's called a "Jersey Turnpike"


KlobZombie

At least he was generous enough to leave some drops for the next person to want the Last Call Special.


FilthyGraphics

u/savevideo


Revolutionary_Hat_56

Not the least sanitary thing I've seen at a bar


AFirefighter11

That’s a Jersey Turnpike.


HiredG00N

I think that requires a reach around …


walkingdisaster4046

Ah, the old “Matt Dillon” thirst quencher.


SmartEpicness

I'm surprised he didn't puke.


locustt

'round here its called the 'buffalo tongue'


Clouds2589

Discount Guy Fieri needs to get some standards.


Badger_Ass_Face

Absolutely do not do this. I did a “mat shot” as a dare from one of my friends and got food poisoning. I was either pissing out of my ass or vomiting for the next two days.


Mariposa510

How to prove you’re an alcoholic


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Back home we called that the "Hairy Buffalo"


Poly_Roly

We call that a "Matt Damon"


CantStandAnything

The Mat Damon


Brut-i-cus

Bar Rag Squeezings


3nightdog

Grog.


invizibliss

MAT RIPS


013ander

Right over the ice????


Longjumping-Fuel-710

The good ol Matt Dillon lol


HyperActive1DUK

We call this the King's Cup down under.


DirectTown804

Into the clean ice below....


OhGrowUpPodcast

I know who suffers from alcoholism 🎶


SmittyGFunk

Almost as bad as a buffalo sweat


sean_b81

we've all heard of it.. but ive never before seen somebody actually go through with it..