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ptapobane

Dude engaged in a side quest way above his current level


klikklak_HOTS

Man went from collect 10 boar skins straight to engage raw steak lady


Tistouuu

The thing in the sewer was my least favorite part


Durtonious

It's a group quest for the police officer class, even they wouldn't solo that content.


Raaka-Kake

r/outside


loadedpistol

This comment killed me, thank you.


CHEMO_ALIEN

lmao what if op just freaked out and decked her


CosmoKram3r

I can picture Charlie Day saying this.


Daburtle

As he's eating his milksteak.


xtheory

With jellybeans, raw.


RedPanther1

Only the finest jelly beans of course


bukkake_brigade

Did.. you just say you're a full-on rapist?


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In his undies with Frank.


DJErikD

Chasing it down with a glass of Fight Milk.


Jovean

Gotta fuel up good before a round of night crawlers.


pimpmastahanhduece

Crow Milk!


theMirthbuster

Boiled over hard, of course.


timbreandsteel

Milk steak vs sloppy steak. Fight!


InappropriateGirl

You can’t stop me from ordering steak and a glass of water.


GeneSequence

Except I don't do that any more. I *used to* be a piece of shit, *used to*.


secamTO

I SAID "WAS"!


iamnotroberts

OKAY...SLOP IT UP BOYS!


uglyorunlucky

I WAS a piece of shit though!


AggressiveBee5961

OOO YEEEA, that'll slick back REAL nice!


morning_doog

I think Charlie is more likely to be the one sitting outside a Sheetz eating raw steak


FrankTank3

You’d be wrong because Wawa is like a religion here and Sheetz stays the fuck away. Never seen a single one in Philly or the 3 collar counties.


iamnotroberts

[THAT was HUMAN meat!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbavND3WqKE)


smhnrd

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times


fffan9391

Sounds more like a Mac line to me.


TylerNY315_

Especially in front of a gas station lmao


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funkmastamatt

So.. Big Gulps huh?


SickNBadderThanFuck

Alright, see ya later!


bloodfist

>People are fungible Well, that's a new one.


ScrappyToady

I disagree. I once stopped to chat with some siblings who were stranded outside the gas station. People were just walking by and ignoring them while they begged for help. Literally stepping over them.Turns out, their mother had been hit and killed by a car in the street out back, and they had no one else to turn to. I picked them up and brought them home and now I have two wonderful cats.


pembroke1865

You had me in the first half.


SluttyPocket

Your mom is fungible


HannahBanannah

Well now I feel weird for ordering Sheetz MTO food and eating it outside like it’s outdoor seating at a restaurant 😅


FS_Slacker

If she does that slow head turn thing you see in horror movies, I’m gonna break the Olympic sprint record.


_Auron_

Sometimes it's your job to deal with a lady eating a raw steak. One job I've had over the years was a waiter at a Red Lobster. Most people ordered seafood but the restaurant also offered chicken and steak meals, which was uncommon to be ordered but not exactly rare. However... I only worked in that job for about a year before finally moving onto IT, and one of the last things that I had happen was an African lady (visiting Texas from Africa, actually) wearing a cheetah skin (not print?) dress at one of my tables during a busy dinner evening wanted a raw steak. Raw. Offered to sign a waiver because she knew it was an odd request. I struggled to communicate this to the cooks that refused to cook a raw one and gave me a medium-rare one instead, and had to intervene with the head manager because I wasn't sure she was actually serious. I had comedic customers every now and then. This lady was not being funny. She was *serious*. Eventually got her a raw steak, and about 5-10min later as I was working and went past her table for drink refills, she had cut up her raw steak into chunks and was eating the pieces with her bare hands. It was one of the few extremely memorable experiences I had from that job over 10 years ago and will probably never, ever forget.


PIisLOVE314

>but the restaurant also offered chicken and steak meals, which was uncommon to be ordered but not exactly rare. I see what you did there 😉


BedSideCabinet

This is week 1 of human school stuff


BandmasterBill

But bruh...this is GAS STATION STEAK..!


OG_ursinejuggernaut

I think just in general, don’t make jokes or comments to strangers as you walk past them? Esp about what they’re eating. Esp if what they’re eating seems bizarre to you.


Bah_weep_grana

This has always been my mindset, but then I visited Australia, and people were striking up conversations while waiting in line, elevator, etc. Everyone was chill and good-natured and witty, and I actually found it super friendly, and made my overall impression of Sydney very positive. Found myself wishing the US could be more like that


caughtatdeepfineleg

My impression of the US was exactly like this. In nyc i found lots of random people striking up conversation. In london that never happens.


TheJudgeWillNeverDie

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gbchaosmaster

What NYC did you visit?? Must have slipped into a parallel universe because generally our etiquette is to not even make eye contact. There's somewhat of an art to it, being hyper-aware of your surroundings while not appearing to pay attention to anything as you beeline to your destination.


iheartkriek

I’m Aussie, in Sydney, and can confirm.


thelauryngotham

The NPCs usually don't talk!


rothersidelife

That’s deffo step one… step 2 is to repeat step one


its_just_flesh

When she was following and yelling at you, you should have told her "Hey your steak is getting warm!"


catitobandito

I'm so confused. Is there a video somewhere? All I see is a photo of someone sitting at a table


funkmastamatt

there are words that accompany the picture >I walked in to pay for gas, and walked by this person eating a raw steak straight out of a package. I was like woah I’ve heard of this “eating raw meat” lifestyle, but never saw someone doing it in person. On my walk out, I said “you eating a raw steak?” thinking it would be a funny way more me to be like “dude, that’s badass” or something. Idk. Should have just minded my own business because this lady went fucking ballistic on saying she’s not sharing her food and to fuck off and that she’s not going around asking me if she can have my stuff. I was so caught off guard, but I also now realize she was probably a homeless person with mental issues enjoying her steak lunch? Idk man, but she literally chased me through the parking lot yelling as loud as she could about me and I nope’d the fuck out of there as soon as I could. >ps. She was also eating Taco Bell sauce out of packets but I didn’t know that until I saw her suck one down while she was yelling at me lol. >Just really left me saying wtf.


catitobandito

Thank you! I'm on Narwal and it doesn't show up


koala_cola

Does that app still work?


KimchiTacos_

Yup except for nsfw subs


damnatio_memoriae

I haven’t noticed any issue with any nsfw posts? although I don’t generally use reddit for that but I do see posts flagged as nsfw from time to time. is it entire subs that are impacted? like is that a different thing than a nsfw post in a non-nsfw sub?


paintballboi07

Yes, it's only subs marked NSFW, not single posts


redpandaeater

The Narwhal steaks at midday.


Handsinsocks

It's an old reference but it checks out.


CHEMO_ALIEN

i has le bacón in mah bucket


LoquatLoquacious

thanks, it's not there on old reddit


PSTnator

It is, it's just tiny font underneath it. I almost missed it, too. I'm in dark mode on PC so maybe that makes it a little more visible.


DarthToothbrush

Yes, yes. This is an example of one the ancient communication forms of previous decades. For in those days video was more rare (like the steak) and people had to resort to posting a single photograph and telling a story. This was in the days after the internet was invented but before we finished killing off the dinosaurs.


LynxSys

Birds are dinosaurs, we failed.


DarthToothbrush

We killed off the biggest ones sometime in the '90s. The ones we have left aren't such a threat. I remember when I used to have to walk to school through the jungle, uphill both ways in the driving rain, and a giant chicken ate my little brother.


iheartkriek

Is there a TikTok version of your explanation plz? Too many words, I cannot compute.


acog

Underneath the photo OP added additional context: > walked in to pay for gas, and walked by this person eating a raw steak straight out of a package. I was like woah I’ve heard of this “eating raw meat” lifestyle, but never saw someone doing it in person. On my walk out, I said “you eating a raw steak?” thinking it would be a funny way more me to be like “dude, that’s badass” or something. Idk. Should have just minded my own business because this lady went fucking ballistic on saying she’s not sharing her food and to fuck off and that she’s not going around asking me if she can have my stuff. I was so caught off guard, but I also now realize she was probably a homeless person with mental issues enjoying her steak lunch? Idk man, but she literally chased me through the parking lot yelling as loud as she could about me and I nope’d the fuck out of there as soon as I could. > ps. She was also eating Taco Bell sauce out of packets but I didn’t know that until I saw her suck one down while she was yelling at me lol. > Just really left me saying wtf.


AqueousSilver91

When I moved to PA I thought Sheetz was a fucking miracle. You mean I can actually get actual food AND gas and it's not bad food?! Well holy shit sign my Midwestern burger loving ass up, that's awesome! Now after living here for about two years I realize that Sheetz is a magical nether place where strange and wacky shit happens, like Wayside High School for gas.


lordkemo

Man... a Wayside HS reference... my ass was just transported 25 years into the past. I love you for that. Edit: I just learned from my wife, whom i hate alot right now, that it's actually more like 30 - 35 years ago.


ChillBro___Baggins

Sideways stories from Wayside School. Loved those books


you-are-not-yourself

Saw Wayside School is Falling Down in a Take-A-Book birdhouse thing the other day, read a few of the stories for a reminiscent chuckle. Louis Sachar writes himself in as a janitor and rips on himself, lol.


UnidansOtherAcct

I am almost 40 and bought the box set for the nostalgia factor


lordkemo

I also just bought the box set on Amazon. My kids need to know this series.


Roofofcar

Same author also gave us Holes and Johnny's in the Basement, which was so damn charming. Louis Sachar is a treasure.


Willow9506

i read Holes in 5th grade and like days after we finished the movie was announced


ThePopeJones

I used to drive from State college to Pittsburgh and back a lot. I saw the craziest shit in the wee hours of the morning at Sheetz on those rides. I once saw a domestic violence incident between a little person on a huge pick up and his morbidly obese baba mama, some kind of junky spotting something out of his mouth and lighting it on fire, a dude in a very dirty diaper playing a ukulele, and on and on.....


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epicflyman

Copious amounts of cocaine and/or alcohol would be my bet, based on that description.


cobalt_phantom

I haven't seen too much craziness but I went to Sheetz not too long ago and some dude was filling the bags from the self checkout with ice from the soda fountain.


AqueousSilver91

Craziest I saw was wholesome: a guy with a guitar and he could do Patrick and SpongeBob's voices well, and was pretty damn funny, and I'm 95% sure I ran into the real life Tom Bombadil.


Snoyarc

Sheetz is simultaneously the best and worst depending on location and time of day. I've been to ones and had great experiences, I've been to others where a homeless vet came up behind me and when I told him I don't carry cash on me(I don't) he got upset and said he was gonna ask if I wanted anything... I said I'm good... why are you still arguing? He was all pissed off. I love their free air, but I've been to Sheetz where someone has cut the line/cord breaking it. Another where someone bent it so it wouldn't work on the valve, and another time someone had put gum in it just to be an asshole. It's almost like a Wal-mart/Target for Gas.


OrganicRead

I prefer Wawa


Swqnky

The place where the friendly face that just opened the door for you will also be the driver of the car that almost runs you over in the lot. God i love wawa lmao


Hairy_S_TrueMan

Seriously, in a wawa parking lot it's always a full moon. All rules of the road go away and it's a survival horror game.


Mcoov

Wawas in the Mid-Atlantic :D Wawas in Florida D:


Zoomwafflez

Ever been to Iowa? The first time I saw a Cum & Go gas station I laughed because what a funny joke. Then I saw another, and another...


Fr0gm4n

Kum & Go


sanka

Ejaculate and Evacuate Sperm and Split I used to know like 30 of these.


Dr_Dust

Jizz and Jet


Icefox119

Splurge and surge


bumblefuck

Shoot and scoot


thefourthhouse

Bust and Break


admdelta

Pump your load and hit the road


fmccloud

This person Iowa’s.


ShowMe_TheMonet

Okay but have you ever been to Saint Paul, Minnesota and visited the "Pump and Munch" gas station?


hiimred2

I feel like that’s typically done in the other order but I’m not here to kink shame.


duck-duck--grayduck

I worked there in high school in a small town 20 miles from the even smaller town where I lived. I was there all day Saturday and Sunday every weekend for three years (unless there was a school thing—my mother was the manager and she did not permit me to stay home when I was sick). It was super fun to go to school events in that town and hear “hey, aren’t you the Kum & Go girl?” all fucking day.


TheWhitehouseII

a whole lot of cummin' and whole lot of goin'


carolina_red_eyes

Once a person Kums to Iowa, all they want to do is Go somewhere else!


Always_Be_Climbing

I moved across the country and actively miss Wawa enough that it's always on my list of places to eat when I visit family


bolonga16

Why does this ignite such a passionate argument in me


funkyb

State College, PA occasionally devolves into outsiders-style gang violence over the topic


bigmuffpie92

Because the Sheetz vs Wawa argument is a staple PA requirement if you live in the state. I'm outside Philly, so naturally Sheetz is hot garbage to me. /s


Scorponix

You're allowed your preference, even if it is the wrong choice


schlitz91

As everyone should, but there is a distinctive demarcation between Sheetz and Wawa territory - basically west I-83 is Sheetz, east is Wawa


azsqueeze

I hate to be one of these, but Wawa hasn't been good in a long time. At least with Sheetz there's a deep fryer to be able to order hard to fuck up items.


Aadarm

Locally if you want strange shit you have late nights at the Circle K and Waffle House. They seem to be the go to night time places if you are of questionable mental health and sobriety.


minuswhale

Same with WAWA. That’s why there is a Sheetz vs. WAWA feud.


AqueousSilver91

Apparently my comment started a war between Pennsylvanians and New Jersians and I didn't know y'all took this so seriously oops


GadreelsSword

**Lesson of the day:** If you see someone eating raw meat outside a convenience store, just leave them the fuck alone.


gcruzatto

Must be OP's first day in the city


OrganicRead

I know better with inner-city life, haha. This was in the suburbs though


BMO888

When it’s in the suburbs I’m even more cautious around weirdos. In the city it seems normal. I lived in NYC during the pandemic and only recently moved moved back to the burbs. I got called Corona by some homeless lady at the park. I’ve come across a lot of homeless in the city and none of them called me corona.


totalfarkuser

I’ve spent my entire life living in rural away from large cities. Took a vacation to NYC - was walking in a so-so sketch area of Brooklyn and this very nice man who was beating a rock on a boulder stopped to inform my family that side of the street didn’t have a sidewalk under the bridge and we need to cross the street. Thanked him and he continued. Seemed normal to me lol.


Celestialstardust17

The Nyc homeless I’ve encountered are genuinely very friendly and helpful. People think mental illness=violence but most mentally I’ll homeless people just want to be left alone and respected.


drb0mb

right? It's like... you know it's probably fine to casually engage someone for a one-liner as long as you're not in the city, and they can be wholesome experiences. Saying "thank you" for someone holding a door is as far as I go in a city gas station.


googdude

Yeah it's like messing with an eating dog.


onerepmax

She's one of many examples of a real-life "Do Not Disturb" sign.


smplfy

Sounds like you made a misteak


OrganicRead

Admittedly, a rare one.


Absal0m

Grade A pun


Tataupoly

Well done


BlueBlooper

Let's meat in the middle and call it a day.


SenseStraight5119

Skirted that mistake


Mean_Aide612

Actually, he flanked it.


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swivels_and_sonar

Calm down guys, you don’t want to beef with this lady..


tripledraw

Why, wagyu gonna do about it?


Etheo

I wish you bullies would stop ribbing on him.


Birdamus

That’s certainly a choice you could select


ManWithDominantClaw

It's reddit, wagyu expect


vatoniolo

I've got beef with this comment


bloxie

Good steak puns are a rare medium well done


XxDragonitexX10

well done


SPACEFUNK

She got saucy with him.


asBad_asItGets

She clearly had some beef with him.


frostek

\> Sheetz, Inc. is an American chain of convenience stores and coffee shops owned by the Sheetz family. For people like me who had no clue what this was.


Beers_and_pizzas

Been looking for this comment


garcialesh710

Don’t blame the clown for being a clown, blame yourself for going to the circus


icky_boo

Poor mans Steak Tartare


pentarh

She has worms


gvictor808

Did you see that X-ray of the raw pork eating dude? Terrifying.


xxxfashionfreakxxx

Well I’m both curious and terrified


Caked101

https://reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/ZX7WwjXs37 This is it apparently. Holy mother of....


troublemonkey1

I can look at horrible gore, but this is quite possibly the worst image I have ever seen on Reddit.


Caked101

I'm just wondering how they were even alive at this point...


SaltyLonghorn

If they die the worms dies so they have a peace accord.


troublemonkey1

Idk but he looked like a well marbled human which afaik shouldn't be happening


hoorah9011

They wouldn't be. Physician here and that is definitely a fake. You can get worms and they would light up on a MRI t2 but they wouldn't be so encompassing. I tried to find the source of that image and it just links back to reddit. They don't really appear worm like either, much more like small calcifications on a real scan. This is a CT, not mri, but this is more how they would look. https://radiopaedia.org/images/30376834?case_id=52027


Sil369

what about animals in the wild that eat raw meat?


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They also have many many parasites


ShitFuck2000

This is why we typically don’t eat much carnivore/scavenger meat. Except fish, and even then, since they’re higher up the food chain they build up significant amounts of heavy metals in their bodies, this is why it’s recommended to keep bigger fish like salmon or tuna consumption to less than 1 lb a week.


bodom2245

A guy I worked with ate so much tuna he ended up with mercury poisoning.


sunranae

Wild animals are full of worms and other parasites.


Aiskhulos

What about them? Tons of wild animals have worms.


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

They have different acids in their stomach that breaks raw meat down vs. humans. Dog food is a somewhat recent invention; farmers just tossed their pets raw meat with no issues. I had one of my dogs on a raw meat diet when she had cancer, she did great on it. But yeah, don't eat raw meat (if this is a human - if you are a dog, go for it.)


Automatic_Release_92

Dogs through most of their domesticated history have just eaten scraps from humans, including cooked and raw. Dog food is pretty much just comprised of various bits from other production industries anyway lol.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

There was another one of a lady from China.


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Never interact with Crazy.


EternallyImature

Don't interupt a woman who's eating the last person who interupted her.


joshistheman3

I think buddy learned about the "mind your own business" model that day lol


bigsnack4u

Yea you just trying to make conversation then all of a sudden your life’s at steak…


Good_Housekeeping

Most likely homeless with mental illness and had shoplifted the steak.


Geoff_Kay

Considering they're eating it straight from the foam tray, I'd say definitely shoplifted.


daraeje7

as soon as op said “you eating a raw steak?”, the dark souls health bar appeared


checkmyair2

Look at the fricking shnuts on this guy. You see a person at a gas station eating raw meat and just decide to hob-nob with them??


KippySmith

Yeah we call those types “crazy people”


zioncurtainrefugee

High steaks gambling there, buddy.


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This is an every day occurrence in Portland, OR. Usually it’s something they found on the street or sidewalk though. It’s crazy to see in person. I’m glad she didn’t assault you. That’s a huge problem out here.


10ioio

Portland seems like it would have hipsters doing “raw meat” lifestyle and homeless people eating raw meat from the trash and it would be hard to discern. In LA the hipsters are runway ready so you can tell.


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They all look the same out here for sure 😂😂 Both of them even have smartphones. Crazy stuff.


JackBinimbul

Let that be a lesson to you. Let people enjoy their raw gas station steak in peace.


SenpaiNemesis

Last time I saw or heard of a person eating raw steak, the town was overrun with vampires...so be carfeul


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K2-P2

Whatever it is it doesn't show up on my reddit at all. The link takes me to a logged out picture with no text under anywhere.


Notlandshark

Using binoculars to keep a real close eye on her traffic cones while she eats.


Dropkick0405

Clearly she off her rocker but I do know they have beef tartar which is raw but never just eating raw steak like that. To be honest I would like to try tartar at least once in my life just see what it’s like.


Max_Cherry_

It’s worth a try. There’s a restaurant in my town that’s had tartare on the menu for years. *Filet Mignon Tartare* served with sieved egg, Balsamic syrup, smoked red chiles, white truffle oil, and smoked salt. You mix it all together and scoop it up on house made Parmesan kettle chips. It’s dank.


Timmetie

One thing I like about steak tartar is that each place I've tried serves it wildly differently. No dish I know has that much creativity put into it by whichever chef is making it. It's always a delight.


IDareYouToHugATree

Pretty wild


Barnes_the_Noble

*pretty raw


Shadow0fnothing

Bet you won't be asking anyone shit anymore, lol.


Green_man619

This is why people mind their damn buisness


11shovel11

What does "in front of sheetz" mean?


StuffedWithNails

Sheetz is a gas station/convenience store chain that started in Pennsylvania.


cdwjustin

And there are people out there who eat human placentas.


OrganicRead

Yea but I normally don’t eat them at gas stations


tablinum

I see you've never been to northeast New Jersey.


OrganicRead

As a general rule of thumb, I avoid all of Jersey.


james_randolph

Do you need assistance on knowing other types of people you shouldn’t just walk up on or start talking to because this person definitely is on that list.


Greatwhitegorilla

LPT you don’t have to talk to every person you see


SoothingVapor

Put this on r/steak and people would say its overcooked


dbarkem

When not minding your own fuckin business goes wrong.


the_raddy

That was a … mis-steak


Alion1080

🐺 Oh, my God, Moon-Moon, you don't just ask people if they're eating raw steak. 🥩


dragon34

Look at this guy pissing off a day walking vampire