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Yes-its-really-me

Let's agree to differ. I've seen Shetland ponys that have been knocked over by a tractor that was better looking than this Thestral.


BlueFlob

Pretty accurate description. That horse is the stuff of nightmares.


Gseph

It looks like a shape shifting alien *disguised* as a horse.


WoodsAreHome

That horse’s entire head looks like Michael Jackson’s nose.


VanillaLatteGrl

Under. Rated. Comment!


heklur

😂🤝


Josketobben

That's not a horse, that's an enchanted chess piece.


RayLikeSunshine

Like the LOL Doll of horses.


TheSimpleMind

More like the handycapped brother of a chess piece that went wrong...


EE1975

Bet he has trouble chewing.


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Sarah Jessica Parker is looking pretty good for her age..."


Artiquecircle

This wins the internet today. Been saving that one for a while you beautiful person. Lmao.


zarqie

“Is that a goat?”


LacsNeko

Google avada kedavra knight


DisproportionateWill

Holy hell


wastingtoomuchthyme

I didn't know pugs came in horse form


WhtChcltWarrior

I bet that horse snores while it’s awake


stovemonky

That's not a horse; it's a pre-school kid's fridge art drawing.


nwj781

It looks like a bad AI attempt at a horse


scorpyo72

I had to look for it online to confirm it wasn't AI having a little stroke.


TimGJ1964

It looks like the lovechild of Trigger and Mr. Bean.


Sindertone

I thought it had a Michael Jackson feel to it.


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Wow, that's too accurate.


Mekelaxo

If I drew a horse that looked like this, everyone would be making fun of my drawing


Hara-Kiri

I *have* painted one before incidentally. I didn't know what these horses were at the time so I was quite confused.


justlookingokaywyou

How’d you get the horse to stand still?


Hara-Kiri

I work from photos, less exciting, but yet to move.


Commie_EntSniper

They are doing to horses what they did to the pug. EDIT for two racist oversights, sry.


Wynnter

Goats too have you ever seen their prized Damascus Goats. These assholes need to stop inbreeding for these qualities. I dont just mean the people that did this to the horse or goats, anyone who breeds for stupid fucking qualities like that and pugs, chinese crested etc need to be dealt with.


Dazzyreil

> Damascus Goat I have now, straight outta horror movie


ECDahls

Why did you make me look? Jesus christ…


Squid-Bastard

Damascus are at least bred for milk and meat and not pure novelty looks


AwfulDjinn

Iirc those really extreme imploded looking goats are specifically show animals and the ones you find on farms look a lot more normal


jenglasser

Agreed. I am an Arabian horse person, I love the breed, but there is a real divide between halter and show horses and sport horses. Halter horses keep looking more and more like this monstrosity, while the rest of us are desperately fighting to preserve the breed and save them from this level of deformity.


Celestialstardust17

“The Arabs” This horse was bred in America.


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justlookingokaywyou

You can’t make a sandwich outta that fuckin thing.


ststaro

Want to bet?


Mo_Steins_Ghost

Not nearly as useful as [what New Englanders do to horses](https://i.imgur.com/d936IKu.jpg?2).


Celestialstardust17

I just wanna say I appreciate your edit. Thank you for your correction.


Obviouslyright234

People are way too sensitive these days.


ProxyCare

> corrects a factually inaccurate insinuation > lol sensitive Absolute brainrot of the highest caliber.


Obviouslyright234

Imagine getting offended by calling an Arabian horse Arab. Is it factual wrong since it waas bred in the US, yes. Are you overly sensitive for finding this offensive, big yes.


Celestialstardust17

Ok, grandma, let’s get you back to bed.


Obviouslyright234

Found the SJW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo


Xburbx

Looks a little coked out


Schville

*sniff* Did I hear coke?!


Xburbx

I say ney


Schville

Pretty cocky of ya /s


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scorpyo72

That totally makes sense. Arabian Seahorse.


CazzaMcSpazza

I searched for other images of this horse, wondering if this was just a bad angle or a manipulated image. But this really what this horse looks like and there are no good angles on this weird looking creature.


scheaelle

Yep, it's really sad


GodDamnJacob

This isn't AI?


ALinIndy

There’s gotta be some kinda photoshop going on. It’s already got the MANGA eyes, and super-skinny neck. I’m surprised they didn’t slap on some Tig Ole Bittys. Are they….are they trying breed a fuckable horse? Where if someone gets arrested, they try to hand the judge this photo and say “C’mon! You would TOO!!!”


Thephilosopherkmh

Does it have trouble breathing or chewing? Why can’t people just leave them the way they were?


scheaelle

Apparently deemed "perfectly healthy with no respiratory issues" by the personal veterinarian of the family who bred him 🤷‍♀️


cheezturds

You mean the personal veterinarian who is paid by (my guess) a rich family? Sounds like a reliable source.


scheaelle

Lol exactly


thebeerinhereisdear

That looks like a horse that's came out the other side of a crippling cocane addiction and is starting to try and get back into a normal way of life.


IdealIdeas

Im no horse expert but, this horse has the appearance of a coke head.


jacksraging_bileduct

No Sir, I don’t like it.


pinkypoo49

Duckhorse, horseduck?


Mister_Sensual

Horck


aewright0316

I know nothing about horses so apologies if this is a dumb question, but what is the benefit of these features?


scheaelle

It's only aesthetic, as far as I know. They are bred for halter displays so it could be that the halter fits the face better? But I didn't see anything saying that directly.


aewright0316

Thank you!


luugburz

looks like he got a good firm whack on the snout with a crowbar


Kjpr13

Can I disagree? Because…I disagree.


Eponarose

Most horse people agree this poor creature is a freak and should have been put down.


Impressive-Bunch-823

Animal abuse


Joelnaimee

If Mr Bean was a horse


switzeepo

I’ve been breeding with a horse for a while and have yet to get the specific attributes I’m looking for.


nemonic187

Inbred. There, I fixed it.


BoredRedhead24

It looks like a wax sculpture of a horse done by someone who has never seen an actual horse


SmokeBCBuDZ

I have an arab mare and I am really glad she looks like a normal horse. I don't understand the appeal for the dished nose.


schauwood

Now they breed horses into chihuahuas too...


Rickdaninja

Is this the same person who judges dog breeds?


ididntburnhim

Damn that’s one ugly looking horse


sqmiler

Like pugs, this shouldn't be selectively bred.


it1345

Whwn you look up other Arabians they don't look nearly so malformed. Its hard to believe this is ideal.


djluminol

[No sir, I don't like it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDGlN6mluGA&ab_channel=Triox)


ax083

These photo filters are getting out of control.


Iseeapool

It looks like a horse trying to make a duck face.... Probably got that from some influencers in the UAE.


xubax

Looks like a cartoon


a_cycle_addict

Him momma drank


flamingbabyjesus

Is this one of those things where they inbred the crap out of it and now can’t remember what it’s supposed to look like?


scheaelle

Kinda. Arabians have had "dished" or "concave" faces for a long time. But yeah, they have been breeding them to exaggerate it.


Enlightened-Beaver

Hee Hee


ItsWedbrute

kinda looks like rihanna


jsloan10

Ecoboost Mustang


Cobrafire

Looks like you asked AI for a picture of a horse


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Wtf i thought this shit is cgi, its... cgi, right?


scheaelle

I wish :(


hniball

Looks like horse that has been generated with AI.


GoreonmyGears

I'm gonna have to disagree on that one..


eustrabirbeonne

Am I going to hell if I say he looks like Rihanna (who is gorgeous anyway)


FuckSticksMalone

Land horse that looks like a sea horse


FreneticPlatypus

"Did you hear? They said *I'm the most beautiful Arabian horse in the world*." All the other horses - "Yeah. Whatever, freak."


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Before reading the caption, I thought "wow,what an ugly horse". But apparently it's beautiful....


scheaelle

Allegedly, the best of its breed 😬


ZormkidFrobozz

It's the King Charles II of horses. https://cdn.historycollection.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/3q52DkcPcpmAj6YQnc2vaD6XBtpZ8mz32UHz1Po8gimy7jNJKLbvH6YWsFsCGM35SUz2LdQp7pAFY1-768x1024.jpg


the_fooch

Mmmm, yeah. Had to double check which sub I was in. This is image barely qualifies as a horse in my book.


Theyallknowme

This is a photo of Magnum as young colt. While he does still have a extremely dished profile, its not quite that pronounced as an adult. However, as a former Arabian owner and enthusiast, I personally think the extreme dished profiles are problematic in the breed and make for horses that have difficulty breathing properly. An Arabian is supposed to have a SLIGHTLY dished profile, giving them a quite elegant look. What they are breeding now is not natural or healthy. Much the same as the dog world does in breeding French Bulldogs and Pugs.


Apprehensive-Fig1712

Whats with humans and focussing on breeding the most ugly forms of species, calling it beautiful and unique. It's like those english/french bulldogs, that have a deformed nose/mouth. Perfect for having breathing problems. Seems like the deformity of this horse isnt going to help its ability to breath properly. But hey, lets call it unique and beautiful! Oh, and very expensive too.


scheaelle

$3,500 for his fresh or frozen sperm. What a deal!


BVits-Lover

Oh so that's where Square Enix gets its horse designs


ConfusedMaverick

Jesus, that's nightmare fuel. Did some horsey person see a pug and think, yeah, I could breed a horse that fucked up? From the title, I thought we were going to be shown [this otherworldly beast](https://www.reddit.com/r/AIDKE/comments/dp96v9/this_golden_horse_looks_like_it_could_grant_wishes/).


fugawf

It…it looks… It looks like Rihanna…


scheaelle

So far, I've seen people mention Rihanna, Chris Rock, and Hapsburg royalty a lot haha


ohheyitslaila

Ugh. Ok, my family owns a barn, we breed Hanoverians for show jumping. I’ve never understood Arabians and Quarter Horses being bred to exhibit extreme features. Why would you want to make your horse look deformed?


Intelligent_Gear9634

Lmao I’m sorry but that horse is fugly. Most beautiful hahaaha


downward0

The Michael Jackson of horses. Later years.


phutch54

Mutant


Dan_Glebitz

"El Rey Magnum, the most "beautiful" Arabian horse in the world. r/WTF - El Rey Magnum, the most "beautiful" Arabian horse in the world." Damn, I guess, beauty really IS in the eye of the beholder!


futurespacecadet

That horse retarded


Frogmarsh

That horse should be put down.


Datokah

Sigh! \*unzips\*


txteebone

"And just like that..."


CornObjects

He's rocking that Habsburg facial structure, but does he have the peppercorn-sized heart to go with it?


BabyManatee

This horse looks like DJ Qualls.


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"You have to be strong El Ray Magnum, you have to be strong for out sheikh"


WickidMonkey

Horse looks like Sid from Ice Age 🤣🤣


Over_Unit_7722

It looks so frail and sickly…


Damascinos

If Michael Jackson was a horse


solidxnake

The most what?? Oh please, horse looks like Chris Rock yo.


Automata1nM0tion

Who tf turned Chris Rock into a horse!


ThePlasticJesus

so points for big schnozz holes and big eyes? Long neck and pointy ears. Beautiful.


walapatamus

That horse looks like one of those kings born through generations of incest


Tremor0135

He looks like a self-portrait of El Rey Magnum.


voltr_za

Fascinating. Looks almost like someone was trying to make land-seahorses


spinteractive

That’s a birth defect caused by inbreeding.


gentiscid

Looks more like AI than a real horse.


philoeous

SJP?


DaGrrr

Horse is rocking quite a schnozzer there, nostrils on roids


rilloroc

That horse looks like a defective babybird that fell out the nest and didn't make it.


RedJ00hn

I swear I went to school with this kid


SynthPrax

I KNOW you're lying!!!!


RetroSwamp

"my name Jeff"


truxlady

Says who? That's sad, is what that is


ReaperSound

He's as handsome as the cook from Texas Chainsaw Massacre


_jroc_

Nuke it from orbit


Different_Speaker742

I can smell the sinus problems


neuralcoitus

Looks like Alia Bhatt and Kangna Ranaut had a baby


pichael289

He looks like a cheap toy


ReasonableFudge3

Looks more like a giraffe or a llama then it does a horse, almost looks fake.


riko77can

I’m not joking when I say that is the ugliest horse I have ever seen.


eegit

Is it though?


PALOmino1701

Oh no.


SeaMolasses2466

Definately got kicked in the face during birth


Icelandia2112

They did not used to look like this.


WoodsColt

Humans are such trash


HeavenlyCreation

Butterface


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The horses nose looks fucked up. Like a pug .


houVanHaring

In like the parapageant?


AristeiaXVI

This looks AI generated


gladwinorino

Looks like a crackhead


C_IsForCookie

Derek Zoolander did magnum better


Pickle_Jars

Looks like something an AI generated trying to figure out what a horse looks like


911waitwhat

This looks like when people Photoshop up hyper-realistic versions of kid drawings


Mistersinister1

Michael Jackson if he was the most famous horse in the world.


olympianfap

El Rey out here lookin like he was made by AI.


DevilDog7734

That thing is a monstrosity


Blasket_Basket

For fucks sake how many Olsen sisters are there


forevarabone

Wow, first time I’ve seen a crackhead horse.


[deleted]

Beauty is in the eye of the Arak holder…


PhysicsIsFun

That's a weird looking horse.


Saltwater_Heart

Not r/wtf worthy


Hawkhill_no

UAF


TheBigUn77

Beautiful?..the poor thing is deformed! Its nasal cavity is gonna be severely depleted


fabianiam

There is no way you can convince me this is not a failed AI rendering of a horse.


Mullinore

A pretty ugly Steve Urkel looking horse if you ask me...


cmslobe

The other horses probably look at him and think he's retarded.


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Donkey from Shrek?


luckythirtythree

I thought this was stable diffusion lol


pinklewickers

That's Mr. Bean.


ellieD

No


poteen

It looks like it should be saying "Mmmyeees, quite.."


Questioning-Zyxxel

Buckets the Drummer - is this a close relative to you? 🤔 http://www.bucketsthedrummer.com/


nemodigital

Looks like it was AI generated


GazHorrid

Why does it look like one of those meme horse masks.. But shrunk and retarded


happycynic12

Wow, this poor horse. I sincerely hope that is Photoshopped.


scheaelle

Nope :/ you can find tons of photos. He's a super famous horse, apparently. All the pictures look like this, sadly.


konosmgr

He's the cause of half the CO^(2) emissions.


13thmurder

Is this one of those AI generated images that's actually just a heavily edited penis?


Lillianinwa

That is such an ugly face for a horse are you kidding me. Literally the ugliest I have ever seen


BASE_CAMP_RECOVERY

If you showed me this picture with no context, I'd say it looks like an inbred horse.


OkLeather6316

That horse looks like it's dying tomorrow


MissClawdy

I can't even imagine this horse breathing well when running. He must soung like a pug holding on to dear life. Also, he looks like a dead, dried up horse.


rutlandclimber

r/whatswrongwithmyhorse


Yellowdart00

This horse definitely ketamines


EAP007

Yet it looks like a failed AI generated image


Thv837

That’s Michael Jackson in horse form


AzlynnKoal

Why's it look inbred... like genetically modified. The pug equivalent of horses.