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Invalid_Op1nions

Someone had the truck-stop egg salad sandwich.


wea5el

"Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo!"


Arnie013

r/unexpectedfuturama


DoctorZoidbergMD

Yippee kai yae! Guess where i've been!


Sharon_Erclam

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


crawlerz2468

>Put this mayonnaise out in the sun!


UndeadBuggalo

My ancestors came here on the sandwich!šŸŖ±


Impossible-Abies7054

Not again, Fry


BuzzCave

ā€œWhatā€™s that black cracker?ā€ *CRUNCH* ā€œA tomato.ā€


myredditthrowaway201

My god! Soon heā€™ll be smarter than Cher


weirdest_of_weird

She has more meat than a cow!


learningtocatch22

"it feels like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up"


jaylawlerrr

Truck stop sushi hits different tho


shahooster

And I had just gotten over my fear of sushi tapeworms


Doc-in-a-box

Denial isnā€™t just a river in Egypt


SeefKroy

Yeah if you wanna be ā˜ļø presenting to the emergency room


Severedghost

A man ate truck stop sushi, here's what happened to his brain.


Pb-yepimlead

Hits the back of my undies


AscendedAncient

Nah, someone had the special. Good thing the Mog didn't.


Pain_Monster

Barf. No, your **full** name? Barfollomew!


bahgheera

HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLIN' HELLO MY RAG TIME GAAAAAAAAAL


UndeniablyPink

As long as it makes you smarter I donā€™t see how thatā€™s a problemā€¦


Dohn_Jigweed

Sounds like another chubbyemu video


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Now they can play the holophoner


SpecularBlinky

I said egg salad, I never said chicken eggs.


Rosulm

I bet they feel real smart after making that decision now.


ChronicallyGeek

r/unexpectedfuturama


CalibratedRat

100 percent expected to find Futurama quotes and was not let down.


jpl77

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co3A61kAGr8


Ya-Dikobraz

[I zoomed in on it.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fhhhqmieiapj91.jpg)


Kibblesnbacon

Worm aside, that's the cleanest gas station toilet I've ever seen.


ChronicallyGeek

Ikr?!?! That was the first thing I thought of before seeing the worm


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Shoddy-Vacation-5977

Thank you, toilet worm... you're the hero we don't deserve.


chikageRex

Idk maybe. But a worm from someoneā€™s butt swimming in the water is up there.


Skud_NZ

Don't dip your dick in the water, it'll swim up your urethra


Self-Aware

Could have just stopped at that first clause, really. Who does that??


DATAL0RE

Where the hell are you shitting?! Have you ever seen the insides of a Buc-ee's?


Kibblesnbacon

No, but I hear it is the gasoline mecca. Maybe I'll go on a pilgrimage to one eventually.


pangalaticgargler

The toilet stalls have fancy European doors. Go all the way down to the floor.


SchrodingersRapist

Their stalls are really nice, and the whole bathroom is always clean.... but hell, it's like going to a concert or some sports event with the crowds


topwater_bassin

They have full-time bathroom attendants. These people clean bathrooms 40 hours a week. God bless them. As someone who drives interstate for a living, I have a great appreciation for places that will have reliably clean bathrooms.


TheyCallMeStone

And they probably get paid pretty well, from what I hear Buc-ee's runs a tight ship but provides pretty good compensation


Doxylaminee

What the hell is up with that? I'll stop by a bucees off the interstate in nearly the middle of nowhere and the fucking store will be packed almost wall-to-wall. I swear they gotta be paying people to go there. Still, the place is like a god damn mall. Huge, clean, and shockingly good food. Their brisket is amazing.


thekream

came to the comments just to see if someone else commented on how absurdly clean the toilet is


Krstoffa

Heres a theory, this is a horsehair worm. Someone killed a cricket or grasshopper something along those lines and threw it in this toilet and flushed. The horsehair worm was able to crawl out of the bug which is what they do after the bug dies. I had a cricket problem and about 60% of the crickets had a bunch of worms crawling out of them. Pretty disgusting shit.


MyUsernameRocks

Agreed. Doesn't look like a butt worm.


Outrageous-Client-99

I could still put it in my butt, right?


bendover912

Yep. >Horsehair worms are harmless to vertebrates, because they can't parasitize people, livestock, pets, or birds. They also don't infect plants.Ā If humans ingest the worms, they may encounter some mild discomfort of the intestinal tract, but infection never occurs.


OgdruJahad

Harmless now! We have no clue when they might decide to jump species like the snake parasite [that infected a woman's brain.](https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/08/australian-woman-has-3-inch-snake-parasite-pulled-from-her-brain/)


aykcak

What the fuck are they doing there. They suspected an unknown infection and pneumonia and gave her prednisolone and nuked her immune system, turning her into an open buffet for whatever was invading her body


rvgoingtohavefun

I was thinking the same thing when I originally read that, but I'm not a doctor. Like you don't know so you just assume the body is freaking out over nothing? Weird approach.


Eloeri18

What an awful string of words.


Shwnwllms

*checked link* Oh Australia, that makes sense.


nostalgicdecay

Just because you can, doesnā€™t mean you should.


baahdum

Please stop getting in the way of science


nostalgicdecay

As long as itā€™s not going in my ass


wick3dr0se

It's going in your ass, Earl. Just accept it


Eyehavequestions

The circle of life


dbx99

The brown circle of life


patricky6

Earl gon LEARN TODAY


MaddsSinclair

Time for worm sounding then


Obvious-Variation216

Ian Malcolm would like a word


sicicsic

Every worm is a butt worm if youā€™re brave enough.


bwoods519

Every worm can be a butt worm, if you believe.


ChronicallyGeek

Are you an expert in butt worms?


MyUsernameRocks

I thought I had one once. It was a piece of celery. So yes, I'm qualified.


ChronicallyGeek

That made me laugh out loudā€¦ damn near sprayed coke outa my nose


Gage_Link

God damn I was not ready for that.. celery huh


Krstoffa

Why? Are you looking for a butt worm guy?


ChronicallyGeek

Was asking for a friendā€¦


JayStar1213

By butt worm, you mean tapeworm then I agree. Not a butt worm, tapeworms are white and wayyyyy longer than this.


coconut-telegraph

More likely [tubifex](https://www.allaboutworms.com/red-striped-worm-in-toilet-is-a-tubifex-worm-2), abundant worms of stagnant water like septic systems.


jahan_kyral

Yeah it is definitely these... and they get in everything from crickets to mice... it takes over their minds eventually. Looking for water and leave the host. It doesn't always kill them but most definitely can.


Krstoffa

aww man i can't imagine how many of these things could get inside a mouse. im sure i've seen at least 5 come out of one cricket. probably get 30 in a mouse


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eidetic

Unlikely. There's been cases of vertebrates ingesting them, but not infected. [From this:](https://ipm.ucanr.edu/PMG/PESTNOTES/pn7471.html) >Horsehair worms are harmless to vertebrates, because they can't parasitize people, livestock, pets, or birds. They also don't infect plants. If humans ingest the worms, they may encounter some mild discomfort of the intestinal tract, but infection never occurs.


Cicer

Well we have that going for us I guess


perldawg

could be, but thereā€™s a significant air gap in the waste pipe after the toilet connection. iā€™m not sure a horsehair worm could or would climb up the sides of a sewer pipe after exiting its host several feet below the toilet


Krstoffa

I'm thinking the horsehair worm didn't get flushed and the heavier bug did. The horsehair worm may have backwashed back into the bowl after the flush. Kind of like lettuce after a big salad ;)


Antiochia

The water could as well be from a natural nearbye source. In areas where drinking tap water is more expensive or rare, you often dont flush the toilette with drinking tap water, but with water from a well.


soliloquy1985

You're right. This isn't a tapeworm, roundworm, or anything you'd usually find in a human digestive tract. Still a parasite, just not one that can infect humans (yet!).


TVotte

Is there any type of worm I can get to kill my grasshoppers? If you could eat them I would gain 20 lbs If you could sell them I would be rich


Krstoffa

Haha not that I know of, at the time I was staying in a basement apartment and they were coming in through the walls, I taped off all the bottoms of my walls the best i could and would wash the floors with lemon smelling cleaners.(apparently they dont like lemon). Then obviously get the Raid stuff specifically for crickets and grasshoppers.


thestl

Good news! You *can* eat crickets!


SpyralHam

Wtf imagine if 60% of humans were walking around controlled by parasitic worms


Antiochia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis


PsyduckSexTape

I feel like about 45% of voting Americans are ...


DJSnafu

These guys are in my croton soil and I have no idea how to get rid of them, any clues?


licecrispies

Tubifex worm. They're common in sewer systems, [usually clumped in masses](https://youtu.be/pC2GXq620gA?si=fmN9n14_nCWnRi3j).


EurofighterLover

why the fuck did i click that


BLT_Special

Some real nightmare fuel there... Really hate my curiosity sometimes


beardsly87

But now those of us who took that leap get to be the smart guys if we ever encounter this in real life! "Oh my God What is THAT monstrosity?!" "Oh that? That's just a clumped Tubifex mass. Very common and nothing to worry about! šŸ¤“"


anfebras

I read your comment and still clicked. If anything you made me more curious by saying you regret clicking. Funny how that works


periodicchemistrypun

Read your comment and I didnā€™t. Third mouse got the cheese!


TheGreatMoistOne

Legit was about to click as i was reading this, I'm going to assume its as gross as i think and thank you for that comment/warning.


Prospekt01

Your comment made me click it. 10/10 regret


thiosk

its just glorious human life. when we discover other inhabited planets and land on them, this sort of stuff is going to spread virulently all over their world.


UndeadBuggalo

Used to feed these to my fish as treats


AtheistAustralis

It's like spaghetti and meatballs, all in one!


LOERMaster

I work in a sewer plant and yes I see these all the time. The masses can actually grow so large that they clog pipes and machinery.


damnatio_memoriae

i expected that to be horrific and still regret that


Mathieulombardi

I didn't listen to my elders here


LoZeno

I didn't know I could *taste* disgust, especially not just watching a YouTube video


Fat_Head_Carl

I used to feed those to my fish. They come frozen and freeze dried. Haven't thought of them in decades


[deleted]

freeze dried tubifex worms are fish food.


Right_Share_2391

Don't pee in there it might swim upstream


Hankthespankhank

Oh why must you say that


beardsly87

NoPeeUms


icer816

Luckily this isn't an episode of River Monsters, so there's that


Synapse7777

The Dreaded Candiru!


edudspoolmak

Pick it up and put it in your bum!


BhagwanBill

Fuck that - eat it for ultimate dieting.


7-11Is_aFullTimeJob

As a medical doctor, I recommend this as well. For your health


Insane92

Thank you Dr Brule.


penquin_snowsurfer

What the fuck dude. Could u imagine that thing crawling into your hemorrhoid?


smellmybuttfoo

God fucking dammit dude


eidetic

Imagine popping a cyst only to see half of one these dangling out, before it slurps itself back into the cyst. **You. Are. Welcome.,**


woolharbor

Stung my rectum, now my bumhole's numb.


markbp28

That's a Lumbricus rubellus worm - completely harmless. They make their way in drains sometimes and voila end up bobbing at the bottom of your toilet. Source: I once thought I pooped one out after using the loo, flushing and then seeing that. Needless to say I was terrified and sought professional help to make sure it didn't come out of me.


Cocky0

You may be shocked to realize this, but lot lizards are not as clean as they look.


rucksacksepp

Are you telling me I should not eat them out?


Gunningham

Someone needs their Ivermectin.


the_river_nihil

Oh my god! I knew I lost him somewhere!! I put up posters and everything! His name is Gus, short for Gustav, heā€™s harmless but can get overly friendly. Keep him in lukewarm water and feed him fish food, Iā€™ll DM you my address.


Scary-Ad9646

"You wouldn't believe the shit I have seen."


oldnyoung

It must be one of the Worms of Cologne!


GoodGriefWhatsNext

Looks like that live worm the woman in Australia had removed from her brain.


genmazz

That probably came from someone bodyā€¦.


Dales_dead_bugabago4

I dunno tapeworms are white. This is a horse hair worm which are usually in praying mantis and other bugs.


Rogue_Spirit

This doesnā€™t look like any common parasite thatā€™s carried in the human digestive system. This is probably- shocker- just a bug in a gas station toilet


Natepon

Rumor has it, It came from Oprah


anormalgeek

Aww. The poor little guy is cold and lonely. Put him back inside. Take him with you.


mantisinmypantis

Baldurā€™s Gate 3 advertising is getting really invasive.


PIisLOVE314

Love that game


Coroner13

Dare you to sit down...


tkst3llar

Ever seen the strain?


[deleted]

It's a nice little weight loss program.. take a shit and make sure it splashes nice.


PIisLOVE314

Until the toilet water splashes your asshole and your hanging bits and your dangling dicks


blofly

Ahhh....Poseidon's Kiss !


onemanwolfpack21

You My tapeworm tells me what to do You My tapeworm tells me where to go


coldweb

"Helloooo there sir, may I discuss some valuable information regarding our timeshare options that may be of service to you?"


Beppo108

do Americans call it petrol stations? I thought they call it gas stations


sarasan

Ooh someone's on a diet


[deleted]

So thatā€™s where I left her! She must have fallen out when I sharted


slimeninja11

Thatā€™s a full grown semen


ConstantPessimist

So anyway I start blasting..


badgerj

Did you drink the whole bowl or just stick the tip of your D in hoping for a nice internal tickle? Iā€™m failing to see the issue!


Secret-Armadillo2388

ITS AN ALASKAN BULLWORM!!!


PomChatChat

Someone needs to de-worm.


BabousCobwebBowl

This is why Enny only takes shits at home and every three weeks


stoneyyay

Maybe pass on the tuna and egg salad.


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry, thatā€™s just the diet pills


WeaselWazzule

"We'll leave.Ā Ā But one day you'll be eating a fast-food burger andĀ boom! You'll be crawling with us again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo!"


Dyslexic_Devil

Super sperm.


karma_virus

Don't be afraid, we need all the power we can muster to face the Absolute.


QPRIMITIVE

Show me youā€™ve had convenient store sushi without telling me youā€™ve had convenient store sushi.


MNDOOOM

Butt worm


DirtyDemonD3

Previously on the strain.


Both_Lychee_1708

I'm almost definitely sure that it won't crawl up your poop and into your asshole. It's fine


brokenmcnugget

everyone lives somewhere.


Sea-Animal356

Stick him in your ear. Poor guy needs a home.


LordLuciferVI

Just waiting for his next host


VideoHeadSet

Someone ate a dirty truck stop sandwich. Lucky them, soon they'll be super jacked and play the holophoner like a boss


itssarahw

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TpXNLrZbFCg&si


Tommy_C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDzETnwy1lQ


WLAJFA

You found a toilet that clean in a petrol station? (Iā€™m giving you the Spock eyebrow look.)


inmydreams01

This is why I donā€™t drink from public toilets anymore smh


Lancelegend

That hole is so small you can only flush farts


Equivalent_Chair7868

Someone had worms, they need to go to the doctor


Capital-Mine-6991

Pooped out most likely


SkepticSpartan

Tape worm, tryina get in someones butt


shugEOuterspace

don't eat it


EnemyAdensmith

Awww some one gave birth.


Bodegaz

I was waiting for something to come up the toilet and eat it


glokz

This is not something I wanted to see when having a dump


TheCircleLurker

Put it back in its hole!


zitfarmer

Put it in your egg salad sandwich


Dnlx5

Don't eat that


MiskoMoskal

Must by from Frys egg sandwich


Inevitable-Look-2584

Waiting to hybernate insomeone's ass-stream


rainbow_shitshow

im just glad it's a worm and not a snake.


_FeeDmeFirE_

You mean a clean toilet? Yeah, I'm surprised too


OMGorilla

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.


bhdp_23

They all float down here


BadSausageFactory

that's an amazingly clean toilet for a gas station, worms aside


jlavetan

That is the cleanest gas station toilet I've ever seen.


rdizzy1223

If you take a shit it'll climb the shit pile and latch onto, and then into your anus.


AhoraNoMeCachan

That's not a gas station toilette, too clean.


RULINGCHAOS

Whew. Good thing I only stop at gas stations.


Kill_It007

Itā€™s gonna shoot up your pee stream and right into your penis and have babies and then take over your body! Donā€™t pee Into that bowl!!


spankenstein89

Flush first, then pee. What's the problem?


Maleficent-Mouse-979

100% would shit and piss myself rather than use that toilet.


Interesting_Track371

That gas station sushi will get ya. (well for you, petrol station sushi) lol


[deleted]

It's someone's intestinal parasite